When a book is describing the scenery and has more than 4 geographical features in a sentence, I'm no longer picturing anything and just taking their word for it

I should change my number

filmmaker amas are always like Q: Why are you adapting Yoshi's Island into a horror movie? When Travis came to me with the script for YOSHI'S DEAD ISLAND I knew we had something special - we're both huge fans of MARIO and SAW (YES, even the SEQUELS Hahaha) so the idea of A MASHUP was a NO BRAINER

sometimes i'll spend months hunting down an old movie or flash game that i could barely remember pieces of but when i finally find it i'm always like whoops i wasn't looking for "Beastmaster 2" I was looking for "the way i felt before it all started going by so fast"

AI commenters on reddit freak me out but what sucks more is when people respond to them like they're a guy

I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots

If I were going to be in a live boxing match, I would first text someone "might let the other guy win tonight. he needs this more than I do" and then post the screenshot of that message if I lost

just had the thought "if i were you i would go ahead and eat lunch" what do you mean IF you were me. who are you if not me

"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.

loudly sighing and drying my hands off mid-dishwashing to fast forward the podcast to the next Betterhealth Ad-read

watched the new tubi goosebumps movie and liked the end credits song. looked it up and the artist's name is "Lyrical Female Vox" the song is from the album "Mysterious Pop 3" and can be downloaded from the website "Royalty Free Music Cheap"

welcome to spooky things from the internet - this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress - this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them - here's a video of a guy dying in a fire

does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?

Here's 4 images from my new video go watch The Web Watchers

I got to narrate this! Working on dustin's stuff is so fun. he captures the patois of specific online subcultures so well, it feels like you're really seeing something from another world. check it out babey cause it rules

No one writes funny inane internet comments better than dustin Couch. (there is 1 jumpscare but it happens pretty much when you're expecting it to)

i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute the other minutes are on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...

look what you did. i tapped the sign as hard as i could. like from the simpsons. but you didn't listen

remember when there would be a guy on a nintendo forum who joined in Feb 2001 with 54k posts and a Dark Link sig and he would be mean to you for being new and you would desperately hope to one day be as cool as him but deep down you knew that you would always be marked with that Apr 2007 join date

fruit loops might as well all be the same color they dont even fucking try

the reason you shouldn't yell "fire" in a theater is because i am trying to watch a movie

creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this vhs star wars tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like Episode IV A New Hope There is a man behind you

always get mad at myself when my phone is on 2% battery and i realize how many apps i had running. when did i even download checkers

oh hey Bluesky finally added a Group DM

If you like internet-centric subtle horror mockumentaries of a convenient size (full thing is just over 20mins), this is a strong recommend, great. Quite spooky, kind of funny, very interesting narrative depth despite mostly comprising reddit posts and weird audio clips.

google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is google when displaying results: look what my robot said :)

POV you're looking through the reddit comments of the most gut-wrenching tragic news story you've ever read

I'm in this as a wells fargo employee AND a southern preacher picking at something that should be left alone. Dustin's weird web stuff is so so sick and it was an honor to be a part of it. check it out!!

who you gonna call www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vOG...

who you gonna call www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vOG...

the weirdest thing that happened to me 56 months ago was when when i got sent this counterfeit coupon

got a screenshot post coming soon (hopefully tomorrow) that's a few more screenshots than usual, so i'm going to post some more of the older screenshot stories in the meantime. thank you for your patience

weird night on bluesky

friendly reminder

cool day over at twitter

i think twitter might be dying

it's that time of year again

i hate using new apps

Does the photo viewer work for any of you when reading the longer screenshots? For me it cuts off at the bottom and dims when I scroll up. I guess you could save the images before looking at them as a work around or give me sys admin privileges for a sec and let me take a swing at it (no experience)

i hate hotel wifi

screenshot time baby

I'm going to post some of my older screenshot posts on here. Thank you for your understanding.

the internet sucks now

i love new twitter

movie marketing has gotten strange

did anyone else get this e-mail from twitter last week?