in all seriousness people are aggro’ing over increasingly stupid and bad things because they feel useless in the current moment which, to be serious, means you should log off and do more things instead of just screaming at someone

no one should have to go to work on a day the Eagles didn’t win. it should be a national day of mourning

i refuse to exist in a world where i have any opinions at all about animal crossing mods

boyfriend got me a tiki mug from the Bamboo Room in Savannah, near their home town. here it is filled with a hurricane, a New Orleans classic made from black rum (Hamilton 86), lemon juice and fassinola syrup.

they should invent a woman who tips properly after ordering a lemon drop

“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.

boyfriend had to go home from their visit 🥺

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

footage of me drinking espresso martinis in the new year with my childhood best friend 😌💕

thus year was a real ups and downs type year- skulltenders ending and the wake of that burned me out for months, but i’m found a lot of fulfillment in mixology and bartending. generally, i think im much happier this new years than last. I’m feeling hopeful.

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

all the guys at my bar were threatening to suck each other’s dicks last night and finally one of them turns to me and says “you’re lucky you’re not a guy. we’d have to sexually harass you too then.” progressive workplace

got hit on by a college kid, i’m officially an Older Woman now

telling the guys at the bar that I could have been a professional onlyfans baddie if i didn’t tear my ACL

drinking a mai tai out of a mug that is me

Merry Christmas, everyone 😌🖤

i love when the synths do that horrible thing during the chorus of Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime

WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!

whenever a conservative says like “i won’t apologize for being white” i’m kind of like where were you hanging out that people were asking that of you

my first bluesky type reply guy since my return. it’s so good to be back.

you should get a regular STD blood test because the blood loss will let you get SUPER drunk. apparently it has other benefits too

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maybe the most FunkoPop Reich thing i’ve ever seen

is queer but in a fairly boring way

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

made a bunch of cocktail syrups today, including my signature demarara orgeat.

would you like a beer

girlfriend is making me watch Digimon Tamers and i’m in love with this little guy

Clair Obscure winning game of the year proves that as a people we were really all just waiting for a follow up to final fantasy 10

made the mistake of posting in a youtube comment that i don’t like how magic the gathering is all IP crossover now and am experiencing that Jeffrey White “I am a pig and i eat slop” post in real time. makes me feel insane, truly.

coworker at my seasonal job referred to him having no friends or relationships on purpose as him being “monkcel”. is this a real thing or a concept he made up

hey here’s some pictures of some drinks i made. Mai Tai, Whisky Smash, Three Dots and a Dash, Hurricane. Please like them and be nice to me.

hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?

Canada should annex philadelphia because i probably need to flee america eventually but i love this city so much

went to an exihibit on surrealism at the art museum with my parents today. afterward i went to my favorite rum bar with my best friend and we had cubanos and pina coladas, then we went thrifting. perfect day

first drink made with the traditional navy grog ice cone. really happy with how it turned out, i think it’s a really charming garnish. drink is a Zombie!

my boss at my seasonal job has a loaded handgun behind the register and he keeps getting mad at me and the other employee for saying “you’re gonna be so pranked when i shoot myself with that thing”

i love when my boss puts me on the instagram for the bar. it feels like they are advertising that women are allowed here now

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

woman at my work was ranting about how she believes Helen Keller isn’t blind and got so mad at me when i said “even if she wasn’t who cares”

my Thanksgiving strategy of putting in a 10 hour youtube video of baby ducks was as expected a huge hit with my father

deeply regretting offering to host thanksgiving 💀

the real starter pokemon of Pokemon Legends ZA

i gotta admit it has really provided me great comfort that twitter revealed the locations of all the accounts and basically all the most racist psychos are from like india or whatever. the demon is fake

Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export

it’s a shame i was taking time off the websites during the period i was working at an ethiopian bar bc it really was one of the funniest stretch of my life

i look like this now btw

i’ve been gone for a while so just so you all know my new things are that i’m a bartender now and i’m the only person under 40 and probably also the only woman really into old-timey tiki bars.