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dark fog with one big glowing eye
lean cuisine. eat that slop all the time. my favorite is the meatloaf, the grossest one.
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about 3 hours ago
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had a dream last night that my friends and I were all getting really into a trend called “creeping”, which is when you break into your neighbor’s house to see what they have in their fridge
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i served a guy a round of shots on Valentine’s Day and he randomly started crying and now whenever i come into work another random regular is like “i heard you make a guy cry with your evil countenance”
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i served a guy a round of shots on Valentine’s Day and he randomly started crying and now whenever i come into work another random regular is like “i heard you make a guy cry with your evil countenance”
3 days ago
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Stella
almost 2 years ago
MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: C’mere baby. I want you. *time stops* *VFX outline shimmers around her yellow underwear* ME, THINKING: I think she wants something, but what? *2 seconds later* ME, THINKING: Her underwear seems important. *2 seconds later* ME, THINKING: I bet I can interact with her underwear.
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saw this on instagram and forgot for a minute that The Bone Temple was the name of a movie
3 days ago
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wint
4 days ago
"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
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Carrie Ord
7 days ago
Beast mode
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being my coworker is probably so magical
7 days ago
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been watching Dragonball Z Kai for the first time (i saw the original in my youth) and it’s crazy how much better all the non-combatant characters feel whe. they are only used intentionally and not for filler. They did Bulma so dirty in original Z by making her a time waster character
8 days ago
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isla
8 days ago
being your bf's bully is one of the top perks of being a gf
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guy in my bar is getting super mad because his girlfriend is ragebaiting him by saying Justin Bieber, not him, is white boy of the year
8 days ago
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Neco-Tan - LowPoly #EnVTuber
9 days ago
Large fan of "old video game character with a name that was innocent at the time, made into a problem now"
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Alex Blechman
14 days ago
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
13 days ago
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Raging Loons Resistance Group
14 days ago
Bot👇
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leon
14 days ago
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
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the amount of AI ads is feeling deeply dystopian
14 days ago
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Jon Bois
14 days ago
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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JF
14 days ago
i hope a bunch of old crackers are taking their last breaths to this halftime show
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Gore Vidal Sassoon
14 days ago
WOKE 2 IS HERE
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i’m as much a hater as anyone, but this really goes unimpeachably hard
14 days ago
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if Kid Rock plays We Are Charlie Kirk i’ll put him on every tv in the bar
14 days ago
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human
14 days ago
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
17 days ago
Grippy socks grippy box
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tinybaby
18 days ago
these people hate us lol straight up do not like us
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certified rum barrel moment. My personal mai tai recipe- 3 rum blend, dry curaçao, demarara orgeat, lime juice.
18 days ago
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at the foot fetishist home goods store
18 days ago
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we got vampire survivors at the bar
18 days ago
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getting in a real “flee the country” kind of mood
25 days ago
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Kat Tenbarge
28 days ago
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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my expensive ass Electrovoice microphone is calling to me like the green goblin mask
29 days ago
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I’m so so glad you enjoyed it- it was a labor of love, and I’m really proud of what was made.
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about 1 month ago
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Blue Hawaiian i made. I don’t usually do blue drinks, but sometimes you need a visual crowdpleaser. Denizen Merchant’s Reserve, Giffard blue curaçao, cream of coconut, pineapple, lime for a better balance.
about 1 month ago
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girl with extremely thick philly accent at my bar is talking about how her boyfriend is making her watch “Free Ron” (Frieren) and keeps saying “she’s like a little elfy jawn, she’s cute!”
about 1 month ago
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@skullmandible.bsky.social
how about you stop doing chores with the bores and come airbend with the girlfriend
about 1 month ago
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drinking the evil beverage tonight lads
about 1 month ago
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is there a version of this for women
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about 2 months ago
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tinybaby
about 2 months ago
imo a big reason for this, which i haven't seen talked about, is that people are being squeezed so hard that they just do not have time to do anything creative. so they latch on to whatever thing they're the biggest fan of and have some sort of artistic analog to a parasocial relationship with it
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What’s Hot Classic rules. 1/3 topical posts, 1/3 dick pics, 1/3 furry porn. the perfect feed
about 2 months ago
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i love my retired parents very much they are beautiful angels but i wish i could make them understand that being a bartender who always works until close means that basically my entire AM is off limits to make plans
about 2 months ago
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wearing my big titty halloween dress in January bc who cares man the moon is gonna fall soon
about 2 months ago
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the should make cell phone games that are games and not slot machine skinner boxes
about 2 months ago
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utopia deferred
about 2 months ago
in all seriousness people are aggro’ing over increasingly stupid and bad things because they feel useless in the current moment which, to be serious, means you should log off and do more things instead of just screaming at someone
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no one should have to go to work on a day the Eagles didn’t win. it should be a national day of mourning
about 2 months ago
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i refuse to exist in a world where i have any opinions at all about animal crossing mods
about 2 months ago
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boyfriend got me a tiki mug from the Bamboo Room in Savannah, near their home town. here it is filled with a hurricane, a New Orleans classic made from black rum (Hamilton 86), lemon juice and fassinola syrup.
about 2 months ago
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they should invent a woman who tips properly after ordering a lemon drop
about 2 months ago
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Chris Person
about 2 months ago
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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