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we literally got Folarin Balogun in a round-of-16 match before GTA VI lmao...

More like Toby Keith's I Love Being Dead and Grill, now

Stefan Hell 6: Fixing John's Algorithm, Part 1 w/ Michael Hale. Stefan has decided John's Instagram algo doesn't show him enough weird stuff. Him and db attempt to "fix" it by forcing John to follow some insane accounts, with limited veto power. It's...wild. www.patreon.com/blockedparty...

"Hot dog contest organizer Major League Eating, which oversees the Nathan's Famous contest, said the criminal case didn't affect Chestnut's eligibility for the competition."

what better way to ring in the 4th

Getting some early reports that the jumper here has sadly perished. The disastrous jump seemed purposeful, as he apparently left notes to family members asking to not be revived, should the initial impact not fully stop his heart. He was 15 years old.

And the Catholic Church was eliminated in the group stage. Not relevant.

i'm pretty sure argentina helped nazis but yes go on and tell me again how messi is the greatest soccer player of all time.

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Celebrities love getting dementia

ohhhhhh how bout another one 🤭

i think i might spend some time on here getting tricked by a nasty racist scammer so she can doordash sodas all day long. could be a good use of my time? 🤔

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I am strongly considering not voting for the Supreme Court in the upcoming election of it. 😤

having a son is changing the youtube recs game

This is the best brand name I’ve seen in a while.

tomorrow i resume the subathon i had to abandon due to migraine. it's going to be ever so summery and fun and sunny. 9am pacific! up to 12 hours long!

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Time to stock up on American Gloves

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Christopher Tolkien on a deadline for Leapy Longlegs's Further Compendium IV: The Continuing Explanations

What do you think Flea's name would be if he were a girl? I was thinking maybe "Fleaven"

when company comes over and wifey debuts a new way of opening the chip bags >>>>> damn girl you went all the way the hell off!!!

playing a big game of meccha chameleon with our friends!!!! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Finding weirdos on Quora with @jessefarrar.com Full episode: youtu.be/glyXtOptyPk

has anybody checked out People magazine lately? kind of a weird thing they got goin on

i think if i couldnt come up with any ideas id probably just rip off someone elses good ideas. then if anyone called me on it, id totally fucking freak out and go insane. this would probably sustain me for several years

and here i thought the "Charlie Kirk Act" was getting shot in the head!

im proud of us

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Having @jessefarrar.com guest on @quorators.bsky.social is just what I needed to start my work week right

if you’re putting out bad enough vibes that a dog attacks you, that’s on you man

ill probably never get attacked by a dog. i dunno. just doesnt feel like its gonna happen to me

The Breadwinner was a kind of weird movie

wifeys not home. time to lay on the couch in a really uncomfortable position, read stupid shit like this, and pick at my toenails like a sick ape

FranksDailyGroceryBot: code 7473 at the register applies to oranges (large) layinglow4now: good keep those codes Coming

YOUTH NOW OF DAYS: I need to upcycle my avocado, capisce? ME: Would you like to Chompify(TM) that with an extra large Classic or Freeze Meal? BOTH (in unison): Lizzo's new album "Bitch" has failed to crack the Billboard Top 200 see the problem yet?

man if i was a fly you can bet your ass i would be finding a big smelly turd or piece of garbage to hang out next to. id probably even alight on the motherfucker sometimes

He hasn’t tweeted today what happened

You'd have to be a dumb asshole to go see a movie by a guy you don't like just to goof on it. Or, better yet, 2 dumb assholes!

on Broadway for the Comedy Bang Bang show and having a tough time visually distinguishing the alcoholic cowgirls, Euro tourists determined to end up in the Cumberland River, and improv comedy podcast fans. just kidding

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Jelly Roll has split with his longtime honey Bunnie. Is this the news or the damn donut report!?

Charlie Kirk died??? I didn't even know he was sick!