JF at the massage parlor

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well it sure looks like snoopy and the gang are back up to their old tricks again

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my wife got some new socks in the mail. guess she thinks she's better than me now. la dee da

I don't have a lot of nice things to say about Pam Bondi, but I will say this: I wouldn't be where I am today if not for her secretly giving birth to me June 1993 in the janitorial closet of the Orlando airport Romano's Macaroni Grill, directly over that wheelie mop bucket full of soapy gray water.

if you looked at The Apprentice and said "nah..im good. i dont want to hear anymore of that jerkoff's bullshit", i get it. but!

Taylor Lorenz is totally normal. April Fools 🖕

this is pretty cool. i might have to check out wendy's so i can win the dunkstakes

Branson writes good books. And I'm not saying that to be nice. In fact I'll say something mean which is a lot of "writers" suck at writing. But not Branson.

there is a non-zero chance that during the siege of minnesota, the DHS secretary walked in on her husband watching the Big Boob Hound asking Chelsea Staxxx or Hailey Hooters if they liked having "buxom chests"

Nobody else gonna say it? Fine, I will. I think Byron Noem is a total smokeshow!!! Kristi honey if you don't want him, the rest of us will take a piece!!

yeah. sometimes you have to look down at your phone and change the radio station. i get that. i dont really think we need to make a big criminal case out of it

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Stefan Hell 5: The Mystery of the Colossus w/ @osullyville.bsky.social. Stefan is in charge and we spend the better part of 90 minutes trying to discern what Joey might have meant when he spoke of the "colossus" almost 3 years ago. God bless us all www.patreon.com/posts/154286...

white men are a podcast. 🤷

the tennessee titans were dissolved in 2006

this is my favorite type of craigslist ad

make 64 more episodes of Neighbors and let the rest of the tv shows on earth take the year off

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New Doughboys Thursday! Bryan Quinby (Guys) joins the 'boys to talk brain juice, Metallica, and Airbnbs before a review of Habit Burger. Plus, the return of Unsatisfied Yelper. @murderxbryan.bsky.social headgum.com/doughboys/habit-burger-2-with-bryan-quinby

i really miss the creator of OnlyFans who recently died at the age of 43. and i really miss the Charlie Kirk mentor who recently died at Pickleball Incident. they were both my best friends in the whole world and now they're gone

probably my favorite youtube channel i think

army mess hall fries will now be served in a little metal bucket and there’s like 3 pieces of chopped chive on there

you're absolutely mental if you dont listen to this. you are bloody minging!

i gotta say, if i were a quadruple amputee who was open to the idea of possibly shooting and killing someone at some point, i would not also have videos of myself uploaded to youtube demonstrating my techniques for loading and firing a gun. i might have to let that one be "the prestige", so to speak

i think the reason people say "dont let the perfect be the enemy of the good" is because they know on a neutral field, the perfect would beat the fucking hell out of the good. the good sucks shit compared to the perfect. thats why im always going for it. the good is my enemy, too. fuck the good!

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eatin clean

Had to name drop the guy for a fellow Tennessean

the only ethical use of AI is creating Binaural Soundscapes accompanied by procedurally-generated hypnotic visuals to conclusively explore the Old Town Road Expanded Universe. and Porn

This Thursday, get ready for the gaming event of the century. It's the Guys x Go Off Kings Rocket League Showdown featuring DB and the Fartologist. JF and Chris vs. Bryan and Stefan... don't miss it.

I'm glad the TSA is not getting paid. Fuck em! 🖕

RIP Robert Moral

(guy who has opinions on judges) Yeah. I'm voting for that one judge or perhaps the opponent if they make a strong enough case to be elected judge. I'm not sure yet. It will be interesting to see who wins and becomes judge later on.

the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris is...himself. chuck norris has passed away. therefore Chuck Norris committed suicide. admittedly funny, but quite a relief as well.

i never liked CBS even before this whole bari weiss thing. its like, do you want to do tv shows or sell billboards? pick a lane and stick with it.

one of my favorite things in movies is when the main guy gets eaten by the big monster but he has grenades that the big monster eats and the grenades go inside him and mess up his stomach because its soft(??) and the good guy pops out safe. doesnt happen a lot, but when it does, oh boy look out.

ENS putting out this vid without even telling me is probably the best troll of my life youtu.be/dGDSBBjBktg

they should make Netflix food 👍

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tfw it's rabbit night twitch.tv/gooffkings

I've started buying collectible Uncs and so far my best are Devious Unc and Catastrophic Unc. They're pretty goated. Well they aren't Goated Unc but you know what I mean. They're considered quite good, by aficionados.

new batch up www.wavmage.com/wip

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we are live playing some games together in person ! twitch.tv/gooffkings

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