we deserve this. please god

listen to this track, bitch! youtu.be/jqO5kLZRrxc

actually i didnt buy it, i dont charge it daily, and its a watch not a computer. anything else?

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

smart-botch

just trying to see what time it is. thanks

(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it

Yes, they used to execute NYPD officers for committing murder. Today's episode about Charles Becker, something of a celebrity cop in turn of the century NYC, is relevatory about police reform: in some respects, public opinion used to be MUCH more skeptical about police. A brief thread:

jelly roll you simply must end your own life now! sir!

man i'm actually glad my friend stefan took down this bastards app

New Doughboys Thursday! Jesse Farrar (YKS, Go Off Kings) joins the 'boys to talk sci-fi franchises, past Tennessee adventures, and Tony Yo Man before diving into a review of the Denny's Good Fortune menu. headgum.com/doughboys/dennys-4-with-jesse-farrar

these crazy bastards love to eat food. and hell, so do i.

a guy tried to own me on reddit a couple weeks ago so i went in his post history and found him posting on the Dunkin’ Donuts sub because the limited edition Dunkin jacket he ordered hadn’t come in the mail. i absolutely leveled him

it'd be totally insane to look at the reddit thread for episode of the hugely popular podcast you guested on today and see the 1 slightly negative comment, click on the users profile, and see that 11 years ago he was doing game of thrones fanfic posts and laugh at him. thats why im not doing it 👍

Tomorrow… with Jesse Farrar

rip Dink Chunky

if you're stupid this has gotta be really exciting

it's one thing to destroy the music industry, ruining millions of artists livelihoods, build joe rogan his moron king throne, and run ads for the american gestapo, but if spotify isn't keeping an accurate tally of Not Like Us streams, then we should boycott and #CancelSpotify! vote with your wallet!

we got @murderxbryan.bsky.social today talking "dogging," which is British for having sex in car parks. available wherever you get your podcasts and also ad-free and in video on our Patreon! linktr.ee/whatsallthis...

Peacock Picks of the Week! First up, the dinos are back and they're bigger...and hungrier than ever before! Then it's a brutal and salacious hour of child dismemberment. And finally we send it back over to the hardwood as the NBA's Western and Eastern Conferences mix it up in early season action!

did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence

rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut. www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...

The Treehouse of Horror series is kind of like The Simpsons' take on a scary episode of The Simpsons.

i saw someone say it would be really funny to shoot a bazooka in here. and they wouldnt even feel bad about it because the people attending the party clearly arent human. sounds like the presidents party has really struck a nerve. for some

to the mortgage broker/real estate power couples who put their business cards in bags of halloween candy so they can write it all off as a business expense: if i find any tootsie rolls in there im submitting a tip to the IRS

MTV cancels Ridiculousness that's been going on too long? You hear that Donald Trump?

Going to a haunted house and inside it’s just that hallway lined with clapping staffers from “The Jennifer Hudson Show”

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

i havent seen this show but if you make something funny and this is the headline that gets posted about it, ya gotta go "damn!"

i really like this show about the mob. too bad theres politics in it. oh well 🤷‍♂️

mark....if you need help.....please reach out to chatgpt and ask it what to do when you're depressed

i am really excited about our premium episode today, one that has been requested many times: GHOSTWATCH! and we got Brendan James on to talk about it! i looove ghostwatch!!! sign up to listen or watch www.patreon.com/posts/finest...

Awesome! Thanks!

its getting to where the only person i trust anymore is the insane pervert who rolls himself up in a huge carpet and then lays across the sidewalk in nyc so everyone tramples over him for his sick sexual pleasure, and his equally insane rival who does the exact same thing but hates him for it

sounds nothing like me. keep at it

Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview. This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association. I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.

they're gonna make somebody sick! it's bar rescue night! on the stream twitch.tv/gooffkings

who cares bitch

the diseased monkeys were reportedly on their way to @osullyville.bsky.social's family reunion. at this time, the cause of the crash is believed to be "insane monkey road head"

yup

Ok. this could be huge.

EPISODE 419: The Ghost Of Carjacking Future (with @stefanheck.bsky.social) Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Stefan Heck to discuss: Making the worst possible meal choice before boarding, a clemency threshold for accidental baby theft, and the Clipping Report.

finished watching a movie, then turned on the football game and immediately witnessed the brutal 1-2 punch of a gruesome lower leg mutilation into a kevin hart cell phone commercial. why in the fuck would anyone willingly subject themselves to this dog shit

if you watch just one episode of a podcast about Rosemary's Baby featuring a guy who acts like a baby, a guy who is as smart as a baby, and a guy who is dressed as one this year, please make it this episode of Miketober, with the great @osullyville.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

when i let out a huge pepsi burp and my baby son looks at me and imitates the burping sound and laughs. plus hes holding a bagel as big as his head

somebody said "hall of ween" was coming up soon and i thought oh crap i hate those guys songs. anyway

i just saw an ICE ad on the Bob Ross Channel. They're calling it "the worst money ever spent or earned"!

if you're a jacobin guy you gotta fuck yourself. and thats the bottom line

No other video podcast gives you hard hitting analysis like @yourkickstartersucks.com. The hosts come prepared with serious, well thought out arguments on film and consumerism every time.