apple engineers fucking with spotlight search again

me right before clicking on a fucking substack link

Bluesky mods don't want you to know this, but you don't even need AI to make a good podcast. But you might need "Al". Capone, that is. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

You don't understand. This thing is so powerful we think we're only a few months away from working out chat rooms

(guy whose website barely works voice) @pfrazee.com

i didnt know the stoke market (sp?) was over $50,000. i guess in that case it is kind of silly to be thinking about whether or not the people in charge of the country belong to a murderous cabal of pedophiles and rapists. either way they're doing a pretty good job with the ecomoney. 👍

by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...

making fun of something should be fair use. because i want to use this corny ass Barenaked Ladies (2023!!!) song about cancel culture on every stream and podcast i ever do www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS82...

whoops

and with that, the entire Kraft family appears to leave their luxury box to begin lining up at many of the bay area's fine massage parlors. their night will be a long one, indeed.

yep. looks like the titans made the right decision getting rid of that choke artist mike vrabel. total loser!

i hope a bunch of old crackers are taking their last breaths to this halftime show

during that ad, my kid said "is that the backstreet boys??" and i told her that it was. and she said "they're still alive?" yeah they are you little psycho

they should make a way for us to bet on the big game, so even if we dont have a rooting interest for either team, we can still have fun and maybe even make a little money.

i think i died. i think we all died

Free tuah. Press on that thang

you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?

god. i wish i knew what jelly roll's politics were! i guess i will simply have to wait several days to find out.

well it doesnt work when you dont send emails notifying user of the ban, and when you dont reply to the appeals process in any way! stupid!

its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com

i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.

Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Are you ready....to join...the Cloopiverse??? New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

anyone else wanna send their kids to get taught by the guy immediately leaping to the defense of epstein associates out of nowhere??????? umass amherst what are your scholarships like!!!

I know i'm a stupid dumbass but the fact that the ESPN homepage looks like this is pretty weird if you're about 40 years old

Whether young or old, it seems as if Social Media is on everyone's mind these days. We investigated this emerging phenomenon, on an all-new YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

makes you wonder if there even is a big room full of bad bitches...

does anyone know when MELANIA 2 comes out

HELLO I am live for the next couple of hours fundraising for The Women's Foundation of Minnesota with my pals in Goo Crew all the info is on the flyer - zomboid for 2h as a little preshow and then Noon EST Mario Party w/ @rickypeacock.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social and Northernlion !

Tomorrow we’ll be raising money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota with our friends in the Goo Crew! We’re gonna be playing Lethal Company, Peak, REPO, and a bunch of other fun games all day - drop by to watch and help out!

ice is melting, stickers are up in my shop. Nashville is recovering from a literal ice storm, it could be a while before I get these to you but I will as soon as I can. abolish ICE.

Dumbfuck of the Day Award

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

i have some constructive purpose. my turds belong in my ass. not in your mouth, @pfrazee.com!!!

interesting tRump theory i hadnt considered

the guy who did the whip nae nae song posted a picture of his asshole and then got arrested for killing his cousin and that's the end of him

looks like we got the eurofase gimbal 30 linear track light. those are par30 75w halogen bulbs... cant say i would have made the same choice there as that means a lot of waste heat. at $14 bucks though, can you blame him..?

this guy eats my turds 👇

just put the crying fat guy in the bag bro

i live in tennessee. 👍

If your account accumulates 16 boopies, it will do a twirly. Right now you have 9 stinkies! Don't get any more worpies, or you might make a frown... :-(

mfw it's moke monday #MokeMonday twitch.tv/gooffkings

My sources say the death penalty, for being an annoying buggy piece of shit that doesn't work right, being considered for Gmail. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

we're in this 👍 youtu.be/MuP1OPMijp0

Prohibition is remembered as kind of a joke now, or as a glamorous Jazz Age sort of scene, but really it was: the naked, violent capitalism of Capone, made possible by a xenophobic Christian Right who saw it (like abortion today) as an issue they could use to control others: youtu.be/7rRnCiVlchc?...

Man I just saw someone say that the country musician "Jellyroll" killed himself because people were making fun of him for being so ugly and annoying. No idea if that's true or not, but it just goes to show how powerful your voice can be even if you don't know it. 🙏

Stefan Hell 4: The Best of IWasPoisoned 2 w/ @murderxbryan.bsky.social and Chris James. Yeah Stefan did this to John again. Our friends from the Guys podcast are here too. This is truly some of the worst and weirdest content on the internet. Enjoy. www.patreon.com/posts/148613...

i dont want to pay my medical bills! fuck you! nyahh!!!

We're all sick of watches that tell us what time it is. That's we invented the annoying piece of shit. New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod