family went back to bed. methinks its time for daddy and one mr. paul giamatti to get reacquainted...perhaps over a fine beverage

Demons?! On Christmas??! This instant Miketober classic with Jon Gabrus is now free for all to enjoy. Even the Grinch! youtu.be/iysOC-R4-aw

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Doctor: anything else, Big Howell? [squinting at a bunch of blocked replies and detached quotes on my phone]. Uh i dunno. i dunno hold on

Ugh...not the cis hets on anti-depressants again...🙄🙄🙄

why the fuck are these thumbnails blurry now

getting increasingly mad as i comb thru the epstein files that my least favorite celebrities somehow escaped being photographed. ricky gervais was never there, for real? was will arnett just out of frame or what? was chris pratt taking the pics

Looks like our great friend "Jeff" knew what he was doing when it came to prosumer-level networking hardware! But very messy cable management and no "OCD Panels". Not a very classy deployment. My home rack looks much better. Too bad!

not donald trumps adhd ass forgetting to release the entire epstein files AND blowing up a boat again AND putting his name on the kennedy center even though both things are illegal in the SAME WEEKEND. lol. oof. christmas morning gonna hit hard for ya donny my boy. try to get a ritalin script hahaha

Tomorrow w/ Chris James on YKS Premium..

unc moment

Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight

two grapes and a banana #foodupapenis @midnight

Hot Dog with Extra casing my penis orange balls #FoodUpAPenis @midnight

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Well well well looks like your boy's podcast THE OUTFIT clocked in at number 7 on @rollingstone.com's list of the best podcasts of 2025! If you haven't caught up, spend the holidays with us and the mob: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

The Bryan action here is so highly concentrated that I had to shoo him off the phone to preserve our friendship

it would be funny if the grinch went down the chimney and hit his nuts on a log and the camera zoomed in on his face while hes going like "doiiiiiiiooiiii" and then he says "right in the jingle bells!!"

this is happening TOMORROW! santa said he's going to chase us from house to house to make sure we have the best sleepover ever!!! all day goo crew streaming to raise money for the greater chicago food depository! starting on twitch.tv/hcjustin at 9am pacific, i'll be on at 1pm

seeing ads during football games and genuinely trying to convince myself to buy the shit. like should i lease a Buick? no. but what if i was in the nut smashing chair from Quantum of Solace? could i be convinced to put $2000 down on an Enclave? it does have the latest tech...and my balls hurt bad.

good point. im telling there boss.

✍️ Dear American Canto, You'll never believe what happened to me today.

In Blockbuster Deal, Netflix Acquires YKS Premium, Cheddar TV, and Go Fund Yourself for $495. www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

We are back on THE OUTFIT with a story which dominated my childhood: how the mob controlled GARBAGE on Long Island, how no one stood up to them, & how one INSANELY brave hauler did. It's a story with a lot of resonance today, as cowards abound & Trump dominates: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

i think it would be fun to introduce a JF-like character to the vanderpump universe. vanderpump uncs

Was Kevin Hart in the Borderlands movie? Logically, yes, but we want to answer this question empirically. Normally we would simply watch the movie and recall the information, but for this movie they disabled the ability of viewers to remember a single thing about it. Hence our dilemma...

Spaceballs 2 'Warps' Filming ✍️

this is the kind of normal thoughts i come up with sometimes as well

Help! Help! I'm being chased by the Boston Strangler!

Fellas, is it gay to use sheets for women? New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

i wish there was something i could do to make sure that Kevin Hart, Melissa McCarthy, Ryan Reynolds, and Shane Gillis got more advertisement work. But sadly, as an individual, I just feel powerless. We need to work together to make sure we see even more of these guys somehow.

Word Up! 28: The $750 Club w/ @jessefarrar.com. JF is here to watch some horrible Cameos from a brutal Austin Powers impersonator, an AI Charlie Kirk, and two old guys who charge way too much for Cameos: Ric Flair and Chevy Chase. www.patreon.com/posts/144681...

i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!

As this riff starts, please try to guess where it ends up (w/ Jesse Farrar) Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/144253... Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...

(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?

weirdly did not hear back on this

i let the kids pick out the wishes this year. the baby didnt say anything but i took a guess. if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.

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walking into a meeting with my representatives at Gersh just hoping they forgot they kicked my happy meal ass up and down the street last week

our friend db is here and tonight we will be sucking on jd vance's big wet puffy nipples twitch.tv/gooffkings

awesome.

oh baby youtu.be/G-mj0vL4LQk

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text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩

Holy crap! We're watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep - and you can win REAL money by watching along with us! What!!!! Also Stefan is back whatever twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad

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What if...your flag had lights on it...that way, you could always fly it. Even when it is most darkest of all. Night. New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

i swear i just had olivia nuzzi's buccal fat right here. did anyone see what i did with it? it was like...one minute it was here and then bam. gone. i'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my neck haha. but hey thats getting older. turning into my dad. now where oh where is that crazy buccal fat!