godspeed you, snoopy vestibule

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using the bill and ted time machine to go to athens BC times and scoop up plato. take him to panchos buffet with the unlimited refried beans and enchiladas. teach him how to raise the little flag at the table and order more DP from the lady and he catches on so quick

Special Ed rapped, "I shot him with the shottie then I jetted in the jet" in 1990 and AI could absolutely never replicate that. Ever.

I'm starting a campaign to tell Tarantino this is his tenth film

great doc. on the mubi now

La Haine (1995) good movie!

“Dang! The radio’s been ripped off again.”

Dreyer’s Raiders Crunch (1995-1996): Vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate-covered pecans and swirls of both fudge and caramel. Released to celebrate the Raiders return to Oakland after playing in LA for the previous 12 seasons.

it is the midpoint between an ozu film and a vhs of christian powerlifters

My two biggest regrets are that I didn’t know about this guy 20 hallowe’ens ago and that he is no longer available to purchase.

all of hv3 and remnants should be headin out next week after thanksgiving, before i go home to visit my folks. need to scoot back into lab for reprinting a couple things

what if we all watched possessor again

I think it's become more neutral but this reads a bit like walking into an Australian outback pub and going "so, gents, you still all pooftahs in here or have some of you stopped mincing about". You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.

theres a little man in my bong. im going to teach him a lesson

God I love the goofy way a ferret hops around instead of running when they’re really happy or excited

New in my Threadless Shop; SHY - artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/shy

give me a pig one the size of a city bus and let me wind it up and watch it go

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in the new OVA series King Ralph Gaiden an american man named Ralph Jones is, over the course of one horrible night, crowned the london rat baiting underworld kingpin

if you are in SF the roxie is playing it this year

should have let her slap every cop she saw as hard as she wanted

would be like watching sluggish mice being fed to enormous healthy science classroom snake

she’s just impossibly soft. if everyone in the world got a chance to hold her for even a second it would end all conflict forever. and i’d charge the highest prices to do it

how they tell these two apart, is this like an oompa loompah situation

You could even fall in love with an employee and write a great song about it! youtu.be/VvV465SHJBg?...

the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

whenever the cowboys win now jerry jones steal a piece of the losing city to keep his body alive. you can see it when he lifts his shirt up like freddy krueger

Udo Eyes

I drove by a house today that had a giant "newsom 2028" banner in their yard. After a loud impulsive groan, I stopped and tent fumigated the house

the wealthy have a new face. they look upsetting to us but to them it is a mark of status, one that marks membership in a new species. surgical powdered wigs. nasty time to be alive

i liked it, longo flick should be b+w. i thought the blacks should have been a little bit crisper though maybe, need to see it projected

i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever

asking the world and everyone in it to let me sleep for thirty consecutive hours

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