there used to be a store where i could go buy perfectly sized archival cardboard and the man there was surly in a way i enjoyed. i would trade every claude swarm crypto guy in the world for just a nice cardboard store again

detective wet anüs of the larvik municipal police service

amityville gary sliding amityville jimmy hat onto his amityville penis in the bathroom of the amityville house while outside on the amityville bed his amityville common law wife is vaping a gas station cart from the amityville quik trip

its the one he did right before election

this is like that time the chicken lady from parappa the rapper met nicolae ceaușescu

woke up thinking of John Schabel's cities and towns series of nighttime landscape photos taken with the light of distant cities in the western US. extraordinary, large format silver gelatin prints from 1998-99. This one is Laramie, Wyoming, 1998 johnschabel.net

you ever have a typo you make echo across the fucking decades

doxxing is for like, message board anonymity it is not for pigs carrying the governments gun. entire administration of 4chan posters

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the photographer from 'shell and joint'. inventory screen

nerd getting hit in the nuts with a football and exclaiming "ouch! my microïds"

rip to the dude

the ape of the suburbs, seen loping across a lawn

proposal: on the signup page for this website there should be a jpeg of fentanyl used as talisman to ward away any police officers

Ha Ha You Clowns is a perfect show. It's so funny and nasty and bleak and there is a whole bunch of people who think it's the same as Ted Lasso.

in the original manga version of the traveling wilburys roy orbison has magic powers controlled by the phases of the moon

This is literally the Nazi who fell out of a guard tower, in the renowned joke

you can reach the person running this from their $1.5m Georgia home here

shooting kodak tri-x again like i am 14. its like godflinger superman, i feel younger in my mind

its for their new show, why is everybody getting mad at me

mayor mamdani is doing oral on miss piggy while kermit is out driving a snowplow. kermit knows whats going on, hes got a livestream of the sex encounter going on a tablet attached to his dashboard

which people in SF. lets go ROB THEIR HOUSES

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

computer may i please see Nude Horshack

if i worked at apple i would want to straight up kill myself right now

you just know he slammed that shit in a car door or something

these arent stephen king boys. these are KOONTZ YOUTHS

This is perhaps slightly off-color and a little too "big picture" for a day when something so horrifying has happened, but it is startlingly to me just how over their skis and pushed to the limits the feds are by one medium sized urban area.

I can’t talk during moments like this because I get super Irish about it and immediately want raw vengeance. that and I am reminded that the reason we are here is America has a stupid two party system and the side apparently representing equity and sanity are a pack of useless careerist cunts

hows the plugging going you fucking ape

if you were going to grow your nails out really long like that guy in guinness book what color of crushed velvet crown royal type bag would you keep them in when you slept. i am thinking red or blue, yellow wouldnt be ideal

i like the cab driver in the opening who is like "yes sir mista siskel, right to tha theatah on the double!"

showed old siskel and ebert eps to stream recenrtly and the younger folks couldnt believe it. ie "theyre so mean to each other, it is amazing". professional cattiness backed up by critical lathe. knocked their socks off. hard to replicate. we got smart critics but are they bitchy enough, i dont know

they should go fuck up his golf course over there with a back hoe, be a fun weekend activity

their occult sensibility is really nice

i will watch any movie this family makes

i love my color lab and the kindly old dude who runs it so much

modding jcrew model matthew barney into virtua tennis 2 on ps2

oscar clip for film "train dreams". joel edgerton stares into the embers of a dying flame as narrator talks about whether or not megaman goes to the bathroom like a human being or if he is a robot down there

Voted for ICE funding

representative marie glushenkopf homeschooled haircut qtip used to express anal gland hitler goebbels perez