Kevin Allman
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I’ll be posting soon. Jokes and journalism. Slow-walking over here.
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Sick of all this bossy gatekeeping at concerts. I paid my money
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Weird analogy given that Dr. Bill put his appendage in a blind trust for the president
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There are more people at my Trader Joe’s on any Sunday.
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The sketch with Larry riding the Montgomery bus with Rosa Parks is pure Larry David.
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16-year-old me would be outraged
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Mitch used to do this at NORD pools every year wearing an Under Armour T-shirt
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Slightly less impressive than Queen Carlotta’s cardboard castle in John Waters’ “Desperate Living”
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Try to explain to out-of-towners that this shed is actually a bar on a quiet residential block, and that the inside layout bears no relation to the building itself. It warps space.
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Hottttt
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Never pay for “expedited reading,” people. It’s not like TSA PreCheck for manuscripts.
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Gonna rock down to Charlie Kirk Memorial Avenue And then we’ll take it higher
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In the old days, supermarket tabloids would make these calls, then station a photographer outside the house so they could report a celebrity was “being investigated for child abuse.”
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I had my 2014 Honda Civic appraised yesterday when it went for yearly service. Paid $25K 12 years ago. They offered me $11K cash on the spot and have texted FOUR times since. I know few people are buying new cars now but I didn’t expect this.
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I have to start passport renewal next week. Will I have a choice as to design?
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But the small businesses the city is destroying on Decatur Street get a magnanimous $2500 grant
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More Big Strong Guys Scared of Nothin’ once again scared to do a perfectly anodyne activity — in this case, crossing the street
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I’m sure Trey Monaghan is overjoyed. Bowled over. Eternally grateful.
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Well, I guess she DID blaze a trail of sorts
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Bill’s airing out his balls again after years of keeping them in a blind trust controlled by his former lord and master
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Just saw a tech ad that referred to “decisioning in real time.” I guess “deciding” isn’t exciting enough.
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11 People Stick Dick in Whirring Fan, Are Surprised by Results
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Sunday night Cam, doing his big-eyed cat look
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Think I’ll celebrate today by watching “World’s Greatest Dad” — jet-black comedy with Robin Williams as a guy whose asshole son dies of autoerotic asphyxiation and becomes a folk hero. Great movie.
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Besides being a stupid excuse for a story, this is three years old
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Story from 2023. It’s the weekend at the
Nola.com
social desk. How dispiriting for the reporters who remain trying to do important work.
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Never heard of gumbo with scrambled egg and grits, but it sounds delicious.
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The East Wing, the Kennedy Center, the Reflecting Pool, Democracy
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The soldiers, who are — presumably — smarter than this jamoke have some agency in this and responsibility for their own health.
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“Short Ribbs.” Short-lived attempt to do SNL with a cast of little people show biz veterans of a certain age. It was … different.
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Didn’t know the first lady had a press conference
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I interviewed the brilliant Tim Reid a couple of times. He and Dreesen were so tight they wrote a joint autobiography, “Tim & Tom.”
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I wish Tropical Storm Arthur was this delightful
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I see someone has checked out his balls from his safety deposit box at Trump Bank. Of course, it doesn’t matter now.
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How many news cycles are we away from “Actually, turning the water a big, beautiful green was always the plan”?
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13 days ago
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Or — spitballing — fund nonprofit newsrooms in underserved places
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She’s getting the H out of town
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I assume they all danced to “YMCA” first, the not-gay version.
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15 days ago
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This is how your intended’s boorish Uncle Lou shows up for your wedding before trying to kiss all the bridesmaids and hitting the open bar.
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Sophie’s Connection
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The group pearl clutch in the Nola dot com Facebook group over the Naked Bike Ride in the French Quarter is both predictable and hilarious. And I’d wager 99% of them are not even from residents.
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16 days ago
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‘Tis the weekend and we’re posting 14-month-old features for “engagement”
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17 days ago
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Oh, dear. Big John is one drink away from putting “Blurred Lines” on the juke and telling the bartender, “Hey, hoss, slide me another one of these bad boys”
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“You’re a liberal!” “No, YOU’RE a liberal!” California has its drawbacks but generally I don’t know where candidates go to church, whether they have kids, or like to shoot huge guns on the regular degular.
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Dumbbell Lifts Dumbbell
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Every word of this
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I saw Nipple Related Documents at an all-night jam sesh after Jazz Fest
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Great picture of Ryne!
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This is how I worked as editor in chief. The only people allowed in were my personal clothes shopper and my chauffeur that week, whom I always called “Mark” because it was too much trouble to remember all the names.
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The same press corpse that will be honoring him at a second WHCA dinner next month. Submissive urination.
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Can’t fool me. That’s President William Howard Taft.
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