Burp_Freak_86
@prefectbeanis.bsky.social
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All my posts are about you and they’re serious
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You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull
3 months ago
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Get Bubba on the phone. He’s gonna want to hear this.
about 20 hours ago
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Jack Frost
2 days ago
My gigantic truck with huge wheels hides my egg-shaped, three foot tall body and tiny penis
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Chimp Squeaker 2 vs. Dawg Shiddy Jr.
3 days ago
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Don’t run your fuckin mouth to me, asshole.
4 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
8 days ago
This is what they took from you
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If you ain’t makin your homies Squirt… you ain’t a homie!!!
2 months ago
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Rolling around on the floor with the homies grunting and farting after a HUGE spaghetti dinner
7 days ago
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Clowns, jesters, and fools are having a “normal one” today.
9 days ago
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-Could the world’s supply of sweets and treats be delivered directly to my house for me to enjoy and snack upon? Some experts think so. -Imagine A World Where Sweets Come To Me: The Future of Treat Delivery -Step-By-Step Guide to Getting Me ALL Your Sticky Sweet Treats: What You Need To Know
9 days ago
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
11 days ago
TELEMARKETER: (pulling up contact details purchased from some site I didn't care about) Hello? Is this Mr. Epstein speaking? ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking. TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"? ME: How may I delight you this evening?
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Red Hot Chili Poppin Daddies
13 days ago
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Joe 9️⃣🕘
13 days ago
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Here’s you, bitch.
13 days ago
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If I find out one of you jerks is “disliking” my posts I’m going to launch a hockey puck right at that big nose of yours
14 days ago
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List for my Halloween movie marathon
14 days ago
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If you click like or retweet on my posts you're my friend. If you don't, you're a loser and I hope a dog shits on you
15 days ago
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BayBayFriend
about 1 year ago
Caption: The shelter said he had been returned four times for being aggressive. It was his last chance. My dad, who never wanted a dog, saw him and fell in love. After showing him the love he deserved, this happened: Video: A Bichon Frisé in a court jester outfit limboing under police caution tape
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I hate it when a donkey screams hee haw and kicks my fuckin fat ass with both hind legs
16 days ago
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Hey white boy. I saw your ass on FreakingStupid. com. You were on the front page.
19 days ago
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It’s called a chopped unc, T.
20 days ago
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I’d love to see you head to toes in piss-pot waste.
20 days ago
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Thinking about turning into a yelling dumbass who screams and cries about stupid stuff all day
21 days ago
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If you don’t follow back, I hate your shit ass. Just kidding I actually don’t even give a shit. You’re nothing to me… fucker
22 days ago
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Burping at ice agents through a megaphone
22 days ago
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Interrupting someone thats pissing me off by continuously burping
22 days ago
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2 months ago
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In 2026 Matt Groening is going to phase out Jerkass Homer and replace him with Shitass Homer.
24 days ago
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Congrats on the fuckin updoots you cryptonazi loser.
26 days ago
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atreides nuts
2 months ago
(soothing therapist voice) how does this make you feel, white boy?
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You sound like you’re sipping on something a little stronger than sweet tea over there, bubba.
28 days ago
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30 days ago
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Mr. Chubby Wein0r
about 1 month ago
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You call me a son of a bitch, you MUST know mama!
about 1 month ago
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Discord avatar lighting up while farting
about 1 month ago
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Ain’t nobody wants to hear you run your mouth you stupid bastard
about 1 month ago
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BayBayFriend
7 months ago
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The Hubris Guy
about 1 month ago
Why don’t you go eat some shit. It’s nature’s candy.
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Jack Frost
about 1 month ago
Ate too much candy
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Why are you so fucked up, asshole?
about 1 month ago
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Ordering lab grown turds for my dog to eat
about 1 month ago
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Braaaaaaaaaapppp!!!!
about 1 month ago
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That moment when 41 year old unc farts and his hat flies off of his head!
about 1 month ago
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I saw that one movie. Pretty good.
about 1 month ago
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Go lick shit from a dead dog’s ass you nazi bitch
about 1 month ago
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The Head Rot Pilly Cheppers
about 1 month ago
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I love hearing about what a scumbag you are every day. Not. You should die bitch 🖕
about 1 month ago
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about 2 months ago
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Burping so much that they need to send the cops to hunt me down
about 2 months ago
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It’s sick and unfair that I receive so much hate and vitriol simply for being a vile, disgusting and reprehensible scoundrel that makes the world worse just by existing in it
about 2 months ago
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Getting on the new "Shiddy Sodas" trend by cracking a can of my new thick, stinky drink, "The Nasty Howler"
about 2 months ago
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