Fudd Finder
@prefectbeanis.bsky.social
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All my posts are about you and they’re serious
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You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull
7 months ago
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Farting under the blankets and calling it “sweet heat”
about 19 hours ago
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1 day ago
rude label on this post means a human bluesky moderator had to read the thread about "Mike Poop" and decided my contribution did not meaningfully elevate the discourse. and for that. i am so, so, sorry .
add a skeleton here at some point
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Nice post, asshole. Why don’t you turn off the fuckin computer and go stroke your cock.
2 days ago
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Sitting on a toilet thats constantly automatically flushing and feeling a cold sea wind blowing right onto my ass hole
2 days ago
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Imagine a guy named Mike Poop. Let that one roll around in your brainium for a tic. Still with me? Good. Now imagine a guy named Mike Pee.
3 days ago
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Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.
3 days ago
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I’m done with Bung. Now I’m on the lookout for some Fudd.
3 days ago
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Hey needle dick. Go get me Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
3 days ago
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You sure are smug for someone thats so fucking stupid. Someone ought to roll you into a muddy bog you dumbass
3 days ago
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Elder millennial here. Where’s my garlic aioli you fuckin bitch?
4 days ago
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6 days ago
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Putting 1000 signs in my yard letting people know that I will annihilate them if they use my driveway to turn their car around
6 days ago
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Accidentally going to a website on my phone and having it instantly heat up to 8000 degrees in my hand
7 days ago
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Anyone on here got any tips about how to get more Bung
8 days ago
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You’ve received a message from Mr. Hot Honey: >hey
11 days ago
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12 days ago
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12 days ago
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Bending over to pick up a quarter, getting kicked in the butt and farting before face planting into a pile of donkey shit
over 1 year ago
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Hey asshole. Park in front of my house again if you want to get a noseful of my homemade fart spray.
13 days ago
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Just tried listening to something called Beethoven. Wow boring as fuck. If you like this shit I’m guessing you’re a dork who gets NO pussy. Fuck you. 🖕
14 days ago
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Thinking about becoming a weird guy that makes people pissed off
17 days ago
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You’re so stupid you couldn’t find your asshole with both hands even if da fuckin GOAT man was helping you look!
17 days ago
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The sound I be making while reading some of y’all’s posts!
youtu.be/q2yhrH2lAzI?...
loading . . .
CHIPMUNK LAUGH SOUND EFFECT
YouTube video by BASIC-ALLY
https://youtu.be/q2yhrH2lAzI?si=Iz5PnOuRdh2hmvio
20 days ago
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Rolling around on the floor with the homies grunting and farting after a HUGE spaghetti dinner
4 months ago
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Pissed off a guy in a camo hat by farting 20x during the national anthem
over 2 years ago
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J. P. Morgan stands for Jacked Penis Morgan
22 days ago
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That face the homies make when you walk into the room!
22 days ago
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I'm in my nincompoop era
24 days ago
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When I was a kid I used to get up at 5am with my older brother to watch reruns of MST3K. Now I wake up at 5am so I can go take a big fat shit.
28 days ago
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Superbeast 64
11 months ago
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Y’all got records by a band named “Anal Cunt”… but y’all ain’t got any Hootie?
29 days ago
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem
30 days ago
Grabbing my footlong BLT at Uncle Tubbster’s Pig Trough
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Getting a twelve inch salami at Chubby’s Fat Boy
30 days ago
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Oh, do I want to Biggie size it for an extra three dollars? I dunno, let me ask my friends Ratfucker and Shit Turd real quick.
about 1 month ago
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Erm... what the truck?
about 1 month ago
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Putting a “kill your local pedophile” sticker on my car so everyone knows how much I love the wealthy pedophile cabal that controls all of our lives, led by the biggest fattest pedophile of them all who I voted for
about 1 month ago
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Why don’t you pop on down to the loo and give your knob a twist
about 1 month ago
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Getting a couple tutti fruities at my favorite bar Teddy’s Big Nasty
about 1 month ago
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Swaggy McDookie
about 1 month ago
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Buh-bye, dickhead.
about 1 month ago
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It’s been snowing all day long and my weather app still says it’s “cloudy” with 0” of precipitation. Stupid!!! Die
about 1 month ago
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The most vile, disgusting shitpig you’ve ever seen just said “I’m sooooo sowwy” in a voice that sounded just like SpongeBob. Don’t you feel bad for hurting his feelings now, fucker?
about 1 month ago
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over 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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6 months ago
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5 months ago
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Here’s you, bitch.
4 months ago
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Like reading my posts? That’s good. Otherwise, you don’t you go stick your dick in your ass?
about 1 month ago
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If you post about crap, doo doo, pee, shittin ya pants, poop, pee pee, piss, crapping ya pants, shit, going crap, going pee, farting, shittin ya shorts, wetting ya pants… grow up
about 1 month ago
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