Cranking this while blasting across the New York thruway youtu.be/f7RqusSKiQE?...

I’ll tell you what, Trump would have a whole lot of apologizing to do if he waved his finger in MY face during a heated exchange.

You can find my fat little honky tonk ass on What’s Hot Classic

Bars where the tap burps and farts when the bartender pours a beer?

Mudd Butt-ridian, or Evening Wetness In My Pants

When you start passing gas you’ve got me saying “wow” in every room

How are you gonna like it when I come over there and fart right on your fuckin face, man?

*to the tune of Smokin In The Boys Room* shittin in the gas tank

Godzilla: The Biggest Bitch In Japan

Here’s your new job: eating pieces of my crap out of the toilet. Here’s your salary: one penny a year. Die.

I don’t believe anything you say. A bunch of shit talkers and liars, openly saying things I could easily look up and disprove in two seconds, acting like you’re some sort of authority and not just another piece of shit on the bottom of my shoe. You know who you are. Fuck you, I hope you drop dead.

You’re rotten on the inside, and sooner or later what’s left of your meat will collapse in on itself and whoever of left holding your shit up will pay your debt for you, scumbag.

Her: Babe, PLEASE don’t change your name to Dookie Nugget Jr. Please, babe! PLEASE! Me:

Farting while wiping my ass

A few days ago I saw someone on here post “On the other website we’re calling him Charlie Squirt” and that’s been an intrusive thought ever since

You're not going to do shit about it, jackoff. Now go fuck yourself. I'm busy.

You’re riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels, son.

If you ain’t makin your homies Squirt… you ain’t a homie!!!

Hope you’re licking a dog’s fuckin bunghole in hell you piece a shit

Buh-bye, dickhead.

How about I feed my dogs some baked beans and they both take a huge diarrhea shit on your face at the same time?

Google used to reliably answer this for me and now the helpful "AI overview" is barely in English. Great job, guys!!

The fuck are you doing, shitting poop?

Oink oink oink… sound familiar? Yeah I bet. That’s what you hear every time you open your bitch ass mouth, huh.

girls used to be fluent in sarcasm, then they were witches, then they were a garbage burrito, then they were smol beans or just a little guy, then they were trying to be intentional, now they are MARRIED!

*me scrolling Bluesky* I don’t get it. I don’t get it. I don’t get I. I don’t get it. I don’t get it. lol *clicks like* I don’t get it . I don’t get it. Dumbass *clicks over to the poster* You’re about as dumb as a box of fuckin rocks you piece a ass shit! *clicks post, goes back to the timeline*

Die NOW, shit bitch!!!

False alarm. Maybe next week

Horton Smells My Shit

I found your fat little doodoo ass on poopbutt dot com

Die NOW, shit bitch!!!

The next time I see those big ears of yours, going to flick them and make them throb

when i read all your posts i go ok babe or ok bitch or ok bud in my mind and you would all be so upset if you knew which one i do for you

How about I kick your pecker right up into your fuckin ass?

You’re on here too dumbass!

Let me guess, you’re still logged in on Elon’s shit site, suckin around for extra likes from Nazis and porno bots, aren’t you? Spineless little scum fuck. See you in hell, bitch.

Braaaaaappp!!!

Women love it when a song has swizzle stick, bicycle horns, sleigh bells, calliope, finger cymbals, slide whistle, horse whinnying, and a strange clangorous din.

God just die already you evil piece of fuckin shit

You’re an idiot. Pure idiot.

Luigi is nasty. Waluigi is shit incarnate. If you like either of them it’s because you like breathing your own farts and need to be put in a special place that I’m not allowed to describe . If you have any intelligence you’ll intuit what I mean and I don’t need to waste any more keystrokes. Goodbye.

Go ahead and keep stanning Mushroom Boy. Go ahead and keep sucking Mushroom Boy’s dick. But when I get my way and Mushroom Boy’s ass is rotting in a jail cell, you’ll be in there with him with nothing to eat but the orange one’s Cheeto dust.

Pepp and roni pizza

Moved to Huntington West Virginia. My ass stinks worse than it ever did before

Hey, that’s not very LOL-worthy, dude!

You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull