Hanging out with my good friend Mr. Turd. Mr. Bubba Turd, actually.

Thank you. THIS 👇👇👇 is how you speak to a legend!

Getting a chopped turkey steak at Texas Slimehouse

I'm thinking it would be fun to use a weird funny toilet

The Pirates of Ben's Ass

What my homie smelled brought him to tears.

Hey mods. Just wanted to let you know that this birds for you, bitch. 🖕

Want me to take a big old "poop poop" right onto your big nose there, champ?

Could I PUHWEEEEEZE have the most yummy scrumptious sweet treats brought to me? Hmm and while you're at it could you please place the delicious yummie nummies right into my mouth for me to enjoy? And after that do you want to go and wipe my little ass for me too?

Shut up and listen. A dumb ass madafaka is speaking.

The new boards of canada is really fuckin good dude

Someone on here named CrudWiener: today’s wiener status: 76% caked in crud Me, my face lighting up as if seeing a loved one after a long absence: Cruddy Weeny 🥹 my close personal friend 🙂

That shit you call a mouth is nothin but a shriveled up butthole, man!

I'm getting on the computer

One little w00tle before breakfast, One BIG "w00t!" after Iunch, And One small, prayerful w00tle just after supper.

Why dont you go take another big fat wet shit in your pants, orange BITCH!!!

Do you hear yourself? You sound like a dumbass.

Pizza and orange juice the perfect combination

Are you ready for me and my buddies to bust into your house and start making a big mess, shithead?

Take the Gay Quiz. Are you Gay. Take the Gay Quiz and find out. Results: you're 99.9% Gay.

Starting my new youtube channel called The Right Proper Wankster

You're stupid. You're like a fucking Eric Cartman ass. Shut up.

That's all you do is is there rubbin your balls thinking that you're getting me pissed off when you're actually not.

Going to a hot dog restaurant called Slimer's

Going to Cam's Hams Home of the Original Sugar Flaked Ham and ordering Cam's Big Beefer

Busters Munch

Hey shithead, come take a picture of me sniffing this cigar.

I wonder how you'd like it if I came on down to Oklahoma city where you live and fuckin slimed your ass

Heading down to Truckin Cheesy to get the Homie Burger with BadBoy Friez. Think I'm lying?

Acting like a dumbass on purpose so people get pissed off

farting while getting kicked in the nuts

I hate it when someone shows me "goon bait" and it makes me squirt.

In the intro, instead of turning and firing a gun, he should turn and fart and the whole screen fills up with green

The new James bond should be incredibly obese and fart every time he takes a step

the new james bond should sound like meatwad

You could try just not fuckin posting so much you dumb fuckin hump. Just shut up! That'd solve YOUR problem.

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be clear. Beavis becomes Cornholio by eating corn

The world would be a better place if all the dumbfucks, fuckwads, fuckwits and shitwads of the world would shut the fuck up, and fuck off.

Going to start posting shit like this from now on

Mornin, asswipe.

Wiping my ass with a slice of Swiss cheese

Listen up kid, I was making my bones when you were busy getting shitted out of your momma's big fat ass.

Putting a turd on a corn dog stick