Mr. Hee Haw
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All my posts are about you and they’re serious
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You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull
10 months ago
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Hanging out with my good friend Mr. Turd. Mr. Bubba Turd, actually.
about 9 hours ago
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vegan thom 🇵🇸
about 11 hours ago
Thank you. THIS 👇👇👇 is how you speak to a legend!
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Getting a chopped turkey steak at Texas Slimehouse
2 days ago
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I'm thinking it would be fun to use a weird funny toilet
2 days ago
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The Pirates of Ben's Ass
3 days ago
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What my homie smelled brought him to tears.
4 days ago
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Hey mods. Just wanted to let you know that this birds for you, bitch. 🖕
4 days ago
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Want me to take a big old "poop poop" right onto your big nose there, champ?
5 days ago
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Could I PUHWEEEEEZE have the most yummy scrumptious sweet treats brought to me? Hmm and while you're at it could you please place the delicious yummie nummies right into my mouth for me to enjoy? And after that do you want to go and wipe my little ass for me too?
5 days ago
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Shut up and listen. A dumb ass madafaka is speaking.
5 days ago
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The new boards of canada is really fuckin good dude
6 days ago
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BayBayFriend
7 days ago
Someone on here named CrudWiener: today’s wiener status: 76% caked in crud Me, my face lighting up as if seeing a loved one after a long absence: Cruddy Weeny 🥹 my close personal friend 🙂
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Erfurt Latrine Disaster Stan
7 days ago
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That shit you call a mouth is nothin but a shriveled up butthole, man!
8 days ago
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I'm getting on the computer
8 days ago
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BayBayFriend
10 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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One little w00tle before breakfast, One BIG "w00t!" after Iunch, And One small, prayerful w00tle just after supper.
9 days ago
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Why dont you go take another big fat wet shit in your pants, orange BITCH!!!
9 days ago
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Do you hear yourself? You sound like a dumbass.
9 days ago
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Pizza and orange juice the perfect combination
11 days ago
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Are you ready for me and my buddies to bust into your house and start making a big mess, shithead?
11 days ago
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Take the Gay Quiz. Are you Gay. Take the Gay Quiz and find out. Results: you're 99.9% Gay.
11 days ago
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Starting my new youtube channel called The Right Proper Wankster
14 days ago
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You're stupid. You're like a fucking Eric Cartman ass. Shut up.
14 days ago
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That's all you do is is there rubbin your balls thinking that you're getting me pissed off when you're actually not.
14 days ago
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Going to a hot dog restaurant called Slimer's
14 days ago
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Going to Cam's Hams Home of the Original Sugar Flaked Ham and ordering Cam's Big Beefer
14 days ago
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Busters Munch
15 days ago
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Hey shithead, come take a picture of me sniffing this cigar.
2 months ago
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I wonder how you'd like it if I came on down to Oklahoma city where you live and fuckin slimed your ass
15 days ago
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Heading down to Truckin Cheesy to get the Homie Burger with BadBoy Friez. Think I'm lying?
15 days ago
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Acting like a dumbass on purpose so people get pissed off
17 days ago
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farting while getting kicked in the nuts
18 days ago
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I hate it when someone shows me "goon bait" and it makes me squirt.
18 days ago
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Giggling oink piggy Yoda style!
19 days ago
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Giggling oink piggy Yoda style!
19 days ago
In the intro, instead of turning and firing a gun, he should turn and fart and the whole screen fills up with green
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The new James bond should be incredibly obese and fart every time he takes a step
19 days ago
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the new james bond should sound like meatwad
19 days ago
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You could try just not fuckin posting so much you dumb fuckin hump. Just shut up! That'd solve YOUR problem.
21 days ago
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Bathroom Barry
22 days ago
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be clear. Beavis becomes Cornholio by eating corn
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The world would be a better place if all the dumbfucks, fuckwads, fuckwits and shitwads of the world would shut the fuck up, and fuck off.
22 days ago
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Going to start posting shit like this from now on
23 days ago
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Mornin, asswipe.
23 days ago
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Wiping my ass with a slice of Swiss cheese
23 days ago
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Listen up kid, I was making my bones when you were busy getting shitted out of your momma's big fat ass.
23 days ago
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Putting a turd on a corn dog stick
23 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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loading . . .
Jenn Robbins Points at THIS
ALT: Jenn Robbins Points at THIS
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25 days ago
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