Fartin’ With Mr. Dookie

How dare you speak truth to power? Don’t you know that that makes a sniveling little turd like me scream and cry and stamp my feet? Now, I’ll be expecting my apology in 3… 2… 1….

my buddy used to make the craziest breakfast sandwich. we called it Da Ass Fucka

this man is a paid NYT opinion columnist ⬇️

Maybe an u popular position on this website but in my opinion, with a little bit of ketchup, some mustard and a hoagie roll, poop can actually be good to eat.

Go eat some of your grandpa’s poop.

You need someone to kick you right where you toot from, you dumb ass

Someone being a “citizen“ shouldn’t have any bearing on whether or not it’s OK for the fuckin fake police shoot you in the head

Smoking a red strain of kush called Ruby Dooby

Making this sound out of my hole after eating an institutional sized can of pork n beans youtu.be/Ge2zHoXskC8?...

Making this sound out of my hole after eating an institutional sized can of pork n beans youtu.be/Ge2zHoXskC8?...

Popping a whole egg into my mouth shell and all and swallowing it without chewing

I bet Erika Kirk is sad that she can’t suck Charlie’s wet stinky little dick anymore or tongue kiss his nasty turd-scented teeth and gums

dutch ppl love to say shit like "i love gold" and "smoke and a pancake". they hate it when you say shit like "how about no"

The smaller the cock, the smaller the piss.

Animal crossy big beubs

Me and the homies calling each other “daddy”

Alright bro bro. You need to stop farting.

Have ye got a wee willy?

Hello welcome to Taco Bell, did you want a 4 digit code for rocket turd? Did you want to use the mobile app to slam shit up your ass? Ok what can I get started for you

Goated/GOAT means bad now. If someone says you’re the GOAT it means they think you’re like a goat, which sucks. Anyway, eat shit. Bye.

One of the best to ever do it

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I loved being pregnant, except for what it did to my coocheezy

Hey dumbass, want to see a cool trick I learned? *hawks a big nasty green loogie right onto your nose*

Smoking the shit that made Santa say ho ho

I’ll be the one laughing when they come and kick the chicken and dumplings out of your fat cowboy ass you redneck prick

Wow, nice smell dude. What'd you do, crap?

Why don’t you go glue your penis to your ass.

Ain’t nobody gonna put their mouth on you you bumpy dick mother fucker

Doing the jimmy carr laugh while making my o face

We are in the midst of a happiness epidemic On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh

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The best part of you is still left on the wall, from where your dad nutted. Yeah, he left it running down the wall.

In 2026 we’re farting harder, pissing less, shitting weird and burping every 60 seconds like we just slammed a 2 liter of Big Red.

This is Officer Titty with the Chattahoogey Police Department

you fuck with it heavy? yeah, well, you're heavily a fuckwit