Joe 9️⃣🕘
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Everyone really needs to give it up to Kid Creole and his funny ass Coconuts. I've said it time and again but it's still so too true
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Beef Blaster
5 months ago
I’ll be the one laughing when they come and kick the chicken and dumplings out of your fat cowboy ass you redneck prick
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We need more support.
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about 13 hours ago
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Ok.. I can funk with it...
8 months ago
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Yup. Click on a big fat old like..
1 day ago
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Yesterday I remembered that 12 years ago I was posting on some subreddit about blowing smoke rings to impress my crush and how it made me feel used, and one reply was something like "Stand up for yourself. You're not her clown, dude"
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Pervert Von Daemon
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2 days ago
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Gube is actually not that bad to eat. Literally I crave it sometimes...
2 days ago
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Keep Crying, we need to find the person Who Cried
2 days ago
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I'm at The Bedouins, dining on The Libyan Experience
2 days ago
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I also keep getting ads for some laser dome thing called The Rumi Dome Experience.
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2 days ago
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Got an ad for a restaurant on instagram called 'The Bedouins'
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Life fell apart because I lied about my high school library having a slot machine called Incan Madness
3 days ago
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I would really loathe a guy named Sexwork Von Porn Addiction.
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'Dæmon' trending is not a funny little off-moment. We're seeing something new. It's trending everywhere and everyone is saying it.
3 days ago
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I'm watching a secret youtube page called The Fat Banker. It's on shadow youtube and it has five million subscribers
3 days ago
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Spent about four hours with my lit agent David Tabriz today. Waste of time.
5 days ago
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Let's do the most correct and necessary thing for the current political situation right now and bring criminal charges against the screenwriters, director(s) and producers of Spider Man: No Way Home
5 days ago
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I accept
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Azure Emerald Empire
6 days ago
Listening to this kid’s science podcast in the car and they’re talking to a guy who studies tickling. He says, “Kids, don’t ever let a chimpanzee tickle you.” The host asks, “Are they good ticklers?” Guy says, “Yes.” Then a pause, then wistfully, “God yes.”
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I just got the 'huge' label
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Muting this 🙂
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7 days ago
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How much are you getting paid to be in the mob of public opinion
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7 days ago
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There's a ukrainian guy I have to interact with time to time, and he often does this thing with his hand instead of a handshake I'm really not sure how to approach. He sort of holds it out palm down like he's at cotillion
7 days ago
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She wore huge velvet..
7 days ago
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Blue Sky is down, post your Crush!
8 days ago
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Beef Blaster
over 1 year ago
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Homer's physiology is VERY funny and cleverly designed. He has this sort of "belly",
11 days ago
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I'm actually laughing at homer and how he conducts himself. His physicality is out of this world.
11 days ago
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(condescending) Peter griffin wears chinos (eyes closed, single nod with slight grin) yes, he does
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It's sort of incredibly important you don't forget about or dismiss Fart Groan going into 2028. Not a saviour by any means, but he's head and shoulders above any other candidates in the democratic sphere.
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Ten to fifteen years ago EVERYONE I know would've thought the notion of Fart Groan as a viable thought leader beyond absurd. Well we're here well into 2026 and he's everywhere. So there's that.
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We need an incredible
12 days ago
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For all of my genetic misses, i'm going grey at the temple, which is at least interesting
12 days ago
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I ate wendys in america, not many can say they've done this.
12 days ago
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Please tell me a guy named Verdant Rome can find love in these times..
13 days ago
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When I was a kid I used to dunk a piece of trash and say 'colby'. Either to make others angrily correct me, or enough to make them think I really thought he was named Colby Bryant
13 days ago
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Years ago it would've been controversial for me to say Peter Griffin wears chinos. Now it's incredibly de rigueur and everyone loves saying it constantly
13 days ago
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I heard the fattest whisper..
13 days ago
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When little bro doesn't know the Fudd method
14 days ago
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I'm at the maker's market at Primrose mall in Clown Hill, Alberta
14 days ago
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I will.
14 days ago
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Maybe don't go out of your way to harm a bespoke species of bee that i made called the Goadle bee. Just a thought
15 days ago
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gale na
15 days ago
CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes
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Hume Cronyn never saw a Chrome Human. He was murdered before tech remade itself..
15 days ago
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We don't see the death toll displayed on screen in Monsters Vs. Aliens. And there's a reason for that
15 days ago
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Alfred E. Neuman
15 days ago
LimeRock Cards Presents; MAD Magazine Series 1
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I forgot there's a Bataan death march joke in Small Soldiers
15 days ago
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Beef Blaster
18 days ago
That moment where bro posts peak and wins the internet for the day!
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