Would you inject a compound called Multiple Huge directly into your eyeball? Or I guess I'm fucking dumb for even asking

Bro it is 2026.. we're talking more and more about Phantoms

Alison Crone-Fong, my intrepid editor, just reached out ,

Can you identify this film?

You would have never read a book called The Apprenticeship of Human Kravitz. They simply had to put a little pepper on it. But also you fell for it

FANTASY/HOGGLE1.GIF

Did you ever get to meet the fat white homie in giant hoka shoes? What did he say? Were his words profound?

That fat white homie in giant hokas.. I bet you just treat him like some wisdom dispensing vending machine.. only as good as his last bon mot.

Being a fat white homie means seeing shit that makes you go "yo!"

I guess I could move to spain

I would go to school if this was the!

People Magazine headline 2026/3/16: "A Demon Transforms"

Hello my name is David Homer-Simpson, i'm sick with Chuck's disease,

I wrote Dark Robot but I disavow the 'film' of the same name

I live in a small community called Smelling

When I was twelve I found a box of Rolling Stone magazine from 1987-1991 in my basement. So I spent a lot of time in 2007-2008 considering Debbie Gibson, Poison, Turner & Hooch

Ten Words Or Less? The play by Michael Girls?

Centre-Stage (1999) Dir. Arlene Zoinksbrother; A dark exploration,

The Animated Maniacs once sung a delightfully delicious song about the Nation-States of our time.. I'd think it really worth a listen,

I created Coke Zero Honey. By removing all naturally occurring honeys in coke

The glass bottle coke zero. Now there's something. That's loaded modern imagery to a sweet little boy like me

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

I hope Iran uses every single thing they have

They seriously revisited Brideshead..

Please for the love of god and everything else, tell me you could fall in love with a man named Grey Can

The honey eyed and the sweet-toothed are the catalyst. That's where it'll start.

Fuck. My life a Plymptoon!

What if one day when you began to say you were 'just playin', nobody could hear you.

Cool toys for men

Think.

Funded in part by The David and Brenda Miniso Foundation

The divine incredible is sublime to me

I'd really rather die

I am solemnly injecting a serum, to become a real-deal Toad eternal.

Jimi Hendrix: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky!! Me age 12: He's going to kiss "this guy"?? LMFAO Me age 16: (jacking off because he's going to kiss this guy

Look to the homie

I heard an emo/pop punk song at the gym that I swear sounded like this

The larger scientific community has been abuzz about "the Penile Groin" (as a concept)

'True Reality' movement. 2026. Ninth Era 9️⃣ 🕘

Wonder Man.. so far also bullshit, of course

I meant to say this earlier; I found a secret golden age comic called Nevus The Venusian

You’ve received a message from Mr. Hot Honey: >hey

This was Anthony Bourdain's favourite sandwich.. it's called 'The Wise Guy'