When the Blue Meanies show up and you have to greet them the same as any upper rank of the Admiralty. And you're fucking pissed off at it all, and anyone that sucks up to his shit

Click like if you remember there was different stuff in 2007-12

There's almost a sweet side to love, that I think a lot of us miss. Because of action movies and snuff

Every damned day i'm saying something good like 'Heavens to Murgatroyd'

Simpson's Alt History; What If Homer Were Plump

I would go to an event called The Old Grey Medicine Show. With big sonorous brass bells on

When little bro

I'd really enjoy running small wholesale bakery in Brooklyn with a guy named Thimphu Tommy

YOOO, they are bringing Loudermilk back. And they are 'fusing' it, so to speak, with Brockmire.

Why do women love fat guys named Fairytale Flirt 😩

Ok because Why Have I been calling him 'jim bezos'

I am beautiful moments away from being legally married to The Sweetest Heart

Bro looks like Marge Firth (alt history simpsons guy i made/birthed, not 'OC' more Real)

Oh that old green devil, living in the big blue castle.. way up on Red Hill... what he must think of us..

When I was 17 a guy tried scaring me in the mall for a vine video but my reaction was just to instantly say 'fuck you' so I don't think my bit ever made it into or onto his channel

We really need a new Warner Brother, so my dumb ass STEM ass created one with gene-editing, funds,

I will be dog food by September. Via a well documented, observed and highly legal bit of business I have going on.

I've come up with a theory called 'Blue NASA'

I just tested Bob Mould's music knowledge with my skunk-works style device

I watched that Nuremberg movie, and it stinks a little bit like crap smells

I should live in Chongqing. I need to live in a cartoon tiered metropolis

You never hear about Meccano anymore, in the era Now

Fucking b*tch! I just got Bit by Reality, like Stiller did

I am giving Reality Bites another "try' at the apple. I hope I don't get Chomped.

Found this deliciously archived thing I said in april 2024... and oh, it's so Delicious..

homie lifting drinks

I think it would be mighty funny to call it Fudd Warner baseball

I got injected with a big needle of Hate

'Love' isn't born in some factory filled with varied tube, belt, and track. It is forged, in a Somnosphere. A thing i have made

one must imagine orson welles lying in bed farting really loud while falling asleep and yelling for his neighbors to be quiet bc he didnt realize what the noise was

Some funky ass piece of shit thought it a big chuckle and a half to put this garlic in descending order. FUCK whoever did this.

I was 26 when I realized pizza pops weren't American. I had never interrogated this notion I had become so comfortable with

Hi. I made a mini video game called Doctor Data

I hate that I'm Grey Hulk..

RIP Sonny Rollins. I remember being woken up by a high school band playing St. Thomas near my house at nine AM when I was 17

I love my problem

I'm just seeing now on youtube that they feminised Chandler. Awesome, not.

I grew up playing a GameCube game I made up called Calais: Mini-America

I work with a bald guy named Porn Addiction

The Simpsons season 12 episode 39, Homer The Roach; bart is turned into an ant

Remember in mayor of simpleton when he says "books profound". This is what I'll be posting like going forward. No more demon talk

Some video; 'POV; you spent a lot of time in Portuguese family kitchens' My thick, fat, huge ass; "no I didn't do that, and i'd never do that"

It used to be we didn't have very many Demons on Earth. Damn. I wish we could go back to then. We have a lot now.

Devil is trending. On all apps.

My life is bubbling with sweet syrup. Tapped from the Honey Tree of Fortune

Calvin and Hong was a canon show event comic for us Gen Alpha 'Z' Millenials

Bro we all grew up reading Calvin Hong. We cried hard at it, too

The seether is one thing

It's a big belly laugh to me that we hate hell but love heaven.

Bro is at the Diana & Irving Kipnes Urology Centre