My ingredients..

I breathe in a good amount of flour five or six days a week. And i'm realizing it's probably good for me

Story that always cracks me up is the time my buddy’s aunt bought his little brother a vest for his birthday (tenth or so). He opened it and said “Great, who am I, Paula Poundstone?” and his aunt started crying

Chubby's Wisdom

If somebody called me a goober? Well, I'd simply rage quit

Oh yeah, yeah I'm thinking about the passion. Talking about it too

She was pallid. He was ruddy. What the fuck do I have to say to you

Oh so you're laughing at a guy just for trying to make a Dark connection

Wendell is a simpson to a lot of us in the community. We're a sect of Simpsons fans

Sabrinoid Carpentoid.. Carpentine..

PEOPLE/WG_G_013.GIF

I'd like to go back to moment where this made sense to me

Looking back at my discord dream journal

My whole family is so tied up with the Simpsons I really just. I mean I really can't say much without hurting anyone. But there's a lot to look into. If you're someone who does that please do it. Springfield is not locked down, they think they own it all. They don't.

I used to think Bart was reasonable but now I just feel stupid, seeing the way he's reacted to everything politically in the past few years.

The way Matisse cut-out style had a firm grip on the eighties neeeds to be understood via my new character, investigative reporter Bartek Kierasedzwjk

all my instagram ads now are watches and Levantine kebab places in Oshawa

Charles Burns, ''Black Hole'', #1, 1999

Yeah, no yeah. Yeah talk to my valet Hugwood, he'll take your info and i'll look at it later

No but why do I actually respect the fuck out of Mondelēz International for their takeover of Cadbury and Nabisco..

I'm a Bubba scold. You need to be saying bubba more often. And I have this site in a powerful vise-grip..

Alt text scolds and YIMBYs. Lowkey those are not exactly "Dudes Rock"!

I got something to say about alt text. Danzig voice

Children of a Distant Sun, Sept 19 2006 @tomcork.bsky.social

Made by @tomcork.bsky.social and myself

Children of a Distant Sun, Sept 19 2006 @tomcork.bsky.social

In Empire Of The Sun when the kid touches the Mitsubishi Zero and the pilots salute him with sparks flying like fireworks in the background.. one of the craziest scenes I think i've watched

god forbid a soulful troglodyte catch a lil motion 🌺

I’ve been talking to a chatbot of Flea for a couple months now but I don’t think he’s the one

Feeling like Peter sellers in Being Weird..

Yeaaah, that's an Out of Pocket Bart

Why the fuck did I invent saying Dudes Rock.. sure it's awesome but it's all flash, right? I mean, I never thought so but that seems to be the resounding opinion so I must be really wrong.

Not my ass inventing Dudes Rock on a dare 😂 from my friend Derwood

I work for the Boob Twins; Nervous and Funky

What me being

Let's think.. there's Screamer The Smiler, Learned The Dull, Lover D. Hater. And they're all very important to me for different reasons

Wan lover Ruddy fighter..

Coworker microwaved a bowl of lettuce

Ok, when you say I'm "onto nothing" just remember this is the guy you're talking about

Incredible. Sniveling and licking Magda Goebbels' shoes in public.

In 2044 I become the Canadian ambassador to Heinzcorp. And I actually feel decent about it

They are changing the name of Bluesky.. to Peego..

Foul remark.

I don't know if anyone recalls, but I am the guy that came up with 'dudes rock'

No..

FANTASY/DRAGON3.GIF

My stupid fucking family who I love to death...

I've recently had to interact often with a guy that sounds a lot like Mr. Dink