Everyone really needs to give it up to Kid Creole and his funny ass Coconuts. I've said it time and again but it's still so too true

I’ll be the one laughing when they come and kick the chicken and dumplings out of your fat cowboy ass you redneck prick

We need more support.

Ok.. I can funk with it...

Yup. Click on a big fat old like..

Yesterday I remembered that 12 years ago I was posting on some subreddit about blowing smoke rings to impress my crush and how it made me feel used, and one reply was something like "Stand up for yourself. You're not her clown, dude"

Pervert Von Daemon

Gube is actually not that bad to eat. Literally I crave it sometimes...

Keep Crying, we need to find the person Who Cried

I'm at The Bedouins, dining on The Libyan Experience

I also keep getting ads for some laser dome thing called The Rumi Dome Experience.

Got an ad for a restaurant on instagram called 'The Bedouins'

Life fell apart because I lied about my high school library having a slot machine called Incan Madness

I would really loathe a guy named Sexwork Von Porn Addiction.

'Dæmon' trending is not a funny little off-moment. We're seeing something new. It's trending everywhere and everyone is saying it.

I'm watching a secret youtube page called The Fat Banker. It's on shadow youtube and it has five million subscribers

Spent about four hours with my lit agent David Tabriz today. Waste of time.

Let's do the most correct and necessary thing for the current political situation right now and bring criminal charges against the screenwriters, director(s) and producers of Spider Man: No Way Home

I accept

Listening to this kid’s science podcast in the car and they’re talking to a guy who studies tickling. He says, “Kids, don’t ever let a chimpanzee tickle you.” The host asks, “Are they good ticklers?” Guy says, “Yes.” Then a pause, then wistfully, “God yes.”

I just got the 'huge' label

Muting this 🙂

How much are you getting paid to be in the mob of public opinion

There's a ukrainian guy I have to interact with time to time, and he often does this thing with his hand instead of a handshake I'm really not sure how to approach. He sort of holds it out palm down like he's at cotillion

She wore huge velvet..

Blue Sky is down, post your Crush!

Homer's physiology is VERY funny and cleverly designed. He has this sort of "belly",

I'm actually laughing at homer and how he conducts himself. His physicality is out of this world.

(condescending) Peter griffin wears chinos (eyes closed, single nod with slight grin) yes, he does

It's sort of incredibly important you don't forget about or dismiss Fart Groan going into 2028. Not a saviour by any means, but he's head and shoulders above any other candidates in the democratic sphere.

Ten to fifteen years ago EVERYONE I know would've thought the notion of Fart Groan as a viable thought leader beyond absurd. Well we're here well into 2026 and he's everywhere. So there's that.

We need an incredible

For all of my genetic misses, i'm going grey at the temple, which is at least interesting

I ate wendys in america, not many can say they've done this.

Please tell me a guy named Verdant Rome can find love in these times..

When I was a kid I used to dunk a piece of trash and say 'colby'. Either to make others angrily correct me, or enough to make them think I really thought he was named Colby Bryant

Years ago it would've been controversial for me to say Peter Griffin wears chinos. Now it's incredibly de rigueur and everyone loves saying it constantly

I heard the fattest whisper..

When little bro doesn't know the Fudd method

I'm at the maker's market at Primrose mall in Clown Hill, Alberta

I will.

Maybe don't go out of your way to harm a bespoke species of bee that i made called the Goadle bee. Just a thought

CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes

Hume Cronyn never saw a Chrome Human. He was murdered before tech remade itself..

We don't see the death toll displayed on screen in Monsters Vs. Aliens. And there's a reason for that

LimeRock Cards Presents; MAD Magazine Series 1

I forgot there's a Bataan death march joke in Small Soldiers

That moment where bro posts peak and wins the internet for the day!