king of the forest

Doctor

REMEMBER - "Carry On" is one step away from "Carrion"

They caught a big fish - not knowing it was the most dangerous one

Americans are always saying “You gotta check this out, it’s gonna completely change your life” right before turning on a device that produces a piercing high-pitched whirring sound

The Warrior Ethos

Another fantastic shot of Mobula rays ... Wonderful Sea of Cortez has lots of protected areas....Guess what happens when we don't actively destroy nature #WarOnNature #Metacrisis

Quiet Quest: Solitude Defender

“What’s good what’s the move tonight”

I’ve decided to become a dinergoth

Muskrat love wasn’t really that big a deal until the Captain and Tennille popularized it

Legend Coupe

Big lifted Ford pickup with all kinds of gun decals and GRINCH3 plates

In a little town outside Boston—Harvard, Massachusetts.

Eukaryote State actually has a really good sound recording program

Damn dirty money know how to treat the jarls

On taller buildings they used to go straight from floor 5 to floor 8; 6 and 7 were considered bad luck

Did you know there was a special "predatory worm" that is found only in Golden Gate Park? 🥰 The Golden Gate Leech!

Women kind of went of when they invented the Mazda CX-5

Going on a roach rip

You can only call it that if it’s from the High Life region of Wisconsin

Higginbottom “Piscinae” 👀

Mark Knowledgefield “Genius Mode”

It’s thrive o’clock somewhere

Made the mistake of telling my kid about the Staples easy button. Now he punches me in the stomach and tells me to say “That was easy”

Salat mit Meerblick.

Not quite breakfast, not quite lunch. Call it “Pilgrim’s Repast”

my nine-year-old's comic capturing an interaction between my wife and the five-year-old in the minivan

Bluesky

Motorcycle named the Via Dolorosa

Their new girlfriend is women

They cleaned the building with some really noxious cleaner that smells like sunblock and I kind of like it ☠️🛢️🏖️🌞

gas station cashier went to ren fair an now wont stop saying henceforth an forthwith

Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania, lmao. Perfect name for a town. What’re you gonna keep going for, why not just cut your losses

Guy who misses autumn every day: This weather is really making me miss the autumn…

Some weird spam

Had a dream where I realized Burpee Seeds and Plants must have been named after a plant called a bur-pea

probably Metallica’s funniest song title

anotha one

Peppered Pig

‘de-extinction’ company reveals secret purpose at shareholder meeting: to bring Hitler back from the dead. ‘This was the goal all along’

(Werner herzog voice) game recognizes game

Funny/cute t-shirt I saw