I don’t know how to say this exactly but just measured abstractly (and not consequentially, as in measuring the consequences of the reality) I’m not sure I’ve ever read anything as racist—ever—as the New York Times’ review of “Hiawatha” in 1855.

I don’t know if it was the worst movie I ever saw in theaters but I saw Pacific Rim hungover in an IMAX theater and it remains a top-ranked unpleasant experience

Cloak Zero

*I’m on my deathbed, surrounded by loved ones* I wish I played more video games….

Referring to a truck with all the trimmings, lift kit, offroad tires, bolt-on fender flares, bull bar, etc., as “burgered-out”

You guys are my warfighters. You are my precious warriors.

Google “it’s all bullshit”

When people say “How’s it going?” or “How are you?” it should be conventional to say “Things are not going the way I’d like” if need be. Doesn’t require elaboration and people will understand

i was dealt 5 damage but I gained 5 life right after so its basically fine

Adding a "you know what that means..." to the end of statements that have absolutely zero subtext

For Terra: Rebirth of Mother Gaia II: Unanswered Prayers for Our Earth Remastered Ultimate Edition

Looking a lot better out there but there’s still junk floating around for sure

There’s an update to the flea circus Wikipedia article since I checked earlier this year: previously the flea circus dated back to Louis Bertolotto’s exhibition from the 1820s, but now there’s reference to flea shows in the 16th century for watchmakers to showcase their metalworking skills.

air quality at very unhealthy instead of hazardous

I have a valid permit to physiologically adapt to the lightless conditions of an aquatic cave habitat, your honor

Complaining about “climate doomers” in 2026 is a sure sign that someone has fallen victim to the phantoms of their own too-powerful mind

Frank Frazetta, Swamp God, 1965

“We are all connected” denialists lose again

Frank Sinatra: Interesting.... that's what you are

Can't sleep? The swamp is here to fix that. Birds may be infamous for their boisterous morning wake up calls, but what if you don't want to stay up all night waiting for their symphony chorus at the crack of dawn? Can you still bird? Of course! #birds #fieldrecording #nature ⬇️ youtu.be/eD3KLGkbYnA

Visibility increasing to just above two miles. Jealous much?

In honour of America's 250 years of independence the Blue Angels will be dropping 250,000 lbs of ordinance on the homes of 250 lucky winners

Looks good out there

A Lethal Battle of Screams

It’s an Interesting, Interesting, Interesting, Interesting World

Very funny little bit of sleight of hand going on with “agentic” and “agency.” If you’re doing something “agentically,” are you doing it in the manner of an agent, or are you having an agent do it for you

the famous haze

The “Nothing” guy has always been the face of agony for me. Anytime I think “Aaaaaaaagh!!!!!” I think of him

Trump: Climb into a big machine, put your foot down on the gas, top speed. So fast you can’t even see what’s goin on around you. Bang, right into a big crowd of people. If that’s the way you wanna go, that’s the way you wanna go. Used to be you couldn’t do that but we’re making it legal again.

Coming up in 2027: something we’re tentatively calling “Domestic Ramstein”

Im the american military i industrial complex, and this is Jackass

Pilots are losing their silent fastidiousness and sangfroid and are deteriorating into mere gamers

it is really funny (derogatory) that in the middle of everything else they carved out all this extra time for "And another thing: airshows should be louder and more dangerous" bsky.app/profile/chea...

The Killer Rock Burger

I have to go to the store…the economy needs me…

Mr. Steal Your World

Imagining two guys who have each other's places bugged and they're just hearing big blasts of feedback

In HS my friends and I occasionally hung out with this hipsterfied guy who moved to our town from IL. He listened to all these emocore bands and sometimes we would jam in the church where his dad was pastor. Never really figured out what his deal was but now I see that he’s a lot of guys on here

That’s all insider blastball

This fucking sucks bro

Back to work

(tiktok text-to-speech lady voice) Trying the new viral Hertz donut

Photos from the Gunflint Trail tonight amid wildfires shared with @mprnews.org Left 📸 by Liz Covey Right 📸 by Kerry Lane

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