the fridge runneth over...

Ho Ho Ho! The banks are out of money!

May your days be epic and bright

Sir Hell

angrily and repeatedly turning up the volume on this calming music playlist so it'll work faster

Come on…what’s the harm…all the other visionaries are doing it…

Somnolently clicking the “Follow Suit” button

Clicking out of a bunch of tabs as the year draws to a close

ai grandma got me socks... fml

“What’s tomorrow looking like for you?”

doing a bit of Mayor Parking on a winter sunday

Getting your ass kicked is trending

everyone should publish at least one journal article about their work every year no matter what their job is

Classic

Sure Would Forest

Cringe Wagon died with her boots on

Last real one standing

you can find me in da glub bottle full of blub

Got some oxtail to cook tomorrow. Anyone got any recipes to recommend? Otherwise I’m just gonna wing it and do whatever I want and mess it up

Over time my son has begun to allow me to cycle in non-Peanuts Vince Guaraldi albums

"Wise Principles sounds with the clarity of brass, endures with the strength of steel and shines with the splendour of gold" - The Three Metals Declaration

Hello.

Home Depot

This is the apex of beer culture. It doesn’t get any better than this

Cooking Italian food tonight

Dropped a Block of Cheddar into a Glass of Water Award

You will get a scent of mental feeling

Once in Larry David’s City

Friendly reminder that you could watch clips from The Dick Cavett Show on YouTube instead. He’s got Orson Welles on cold reading, Richard Burton on his childhood in Wales and later Paul Schrader on his latest film on the life of Yukio Mishima! Check it out!

Just bought a Yamaha electric piano

Feliz Navidad de Jondipo

Rapper bragging: “I get Christmas cards from people I don’t even know”

It’s a wonderful life, oh o-o-oh, I just wanna be here beside you

They should make a Teams movie

In Da Glub

First time my buddy visited a college campus he checked out the room his brother shared with another guy. On the other guy’s desk: books, stacks of paper, an open computer—the life of the mind. His brother’s desk: completely bare, except for a sheet of paper that read STEAK AND CHEESE EXTRA CHEESE

Get Ready to Learn Japanese, Charlie Brown

“Dave Billion” buying a corporate retreat at “Big Mantrap Lake” is just a BIT HEAVY-HANDED. www.startribune.com/south-dakota...

Large marine creature

Snoopy taking his talents to Japan. “It’s just business.”

Tap in 📲

Tango: Zero Hour

Tevye: Am I epic…? Golde: Are you what??

Hey Siri. Do you think I’m still epic

Drinking a chocolate orange stout in honor of the holidays

When the ibuprofen hits

Disgusting. Why do you try to infect me?

I feel the pull of video games. I feel that I will buy Ace Combat 7 and Ivalice before the year is over