Guy caught me taking pictures of his ‘96 Nissan Cima and was stoked when I told him how beautiful it looked

Wives hate it when you help out around the house. The time you spent ”helping” could have gone to becoming higher net worth.

really excellent cover art too

gazing admiringly at the colorful plant diversity of the roadside ditches and. causing a 10 car pileup on the country highway

The seven words every gastronomad longs to hear

Suripi Horo no Densetsu

Sleepy Hollow season begins this week. Tap in 📲

My name is Champagne-Acura Legend

Sensual eyes on this goblin

Dr Samuel Johnson invented the English dictionary so that he could put pictures of his enemies beside unflattering words

Todos a bordo

Yeah that’s squid goals

inviting you over for something i refer to repeatedly as a "Storytelling Supper" but when you get there its a regular dinner and i actually get kind of mad if anyone starts talking too much

Here comes the neighborhood

This coffee tastes like weed

not bro's dark passenger...

They don’t tell you that there are dinosaur footprints just a little ways down Route 5 from Thomas Cole’s oxbow

this lady i knew from paris just showed up with her famous husband who's on the run. she's trying to finesse me for border papers. luckily i have been red-pilled, and as an Alpha male i have refused to help her

doing this later

Drinking a big can of west coast IPA in a hotel and reminiscing about the can of “River Water” IPA I had in Glacier where the whole top of the can popped off when you opened it

Got from trolley museum gift shop: Ghost Trains

Hum Dunkin and Wanda spotted at trolley museum @humdunkin.bsky.social @wanda.bsky.social

Projections show 300 million US motorists will die each year by 2029.

By 2028 one hundred percent of US motorists will have temporary plates and be high and on their phones

iFunny

Friday night 🫡

He’s right

Looking through your likes tab

Tom Waits Bone Machine

My buddy was telling me how he was on the brunch shift at the bar and grill where he worked when he heard the news that Michael Jackson had died and this was what was playing

Prosperity Alert

Saw a mid-90s Roadmaster Estate wagon in fabulous condition on the highway 🫡

I’ve memorized the mona lisa. Its enigmatic beauty has been fully incorporated into my mind palace. No more expensive trips to the louvre, france

I like that this electric grill has a whole little multi-stage ignition sequence with a bunch of red lights. I feel like I’m arming a missile

Laughing remembering the Angry Beavers episode where the one finds out the other secretly longs to be a Lipizzaner stallion

Jeff fox worthy was right. I might be that.

Hey, let me forward you an email.

remember, don't let what you see on social media impact your self-image

Hip hop producer Marv tha Nebbish

Medieval philosopher Stephen of Winwood who begins “Think about it: there must be higher love”

Birdman rubbing hands together gif

What the…

Geez for a song with such a great title Don Henley’s “Building a Perfect Beast” is hysterically bad holy smokes lmao

We wait years for texts like these