Full toilet cleaning this morning. Deep in the porcelain caves harvesting piss crystals

Bro these are all custom fittings. Does modularity mean nothing to you?

Disappointed to find that the snowstorm didn’t really wash away the juice that leaked out of the rotted pumpkin

Does anyone else feel a tremendous sense of peace and relief when Bob Seger he feels like just another “Spoke in a great big wheel / like a tiny blade of grass In a great big field”?

Dumplings,

youtu.be/7-fSKdCPKrY?... Beast album. I need a copy

Coheed y Cambria

Wife made fun of me for liking this version of Fly Me to the Moon because the intro is so “Porco Rosso”

Well, you know what the Americans say. The proof of the burger is in the eating.

Mother and Father have given me permission to go see The Christian Beatles

I need to go to Brazil. Brazil calls me

Extremism in defense of kind buds is no vice

Just used extra nutmeg in my meatballs and made them taste like Chinese dumplings

The Chitinous Ensemble

Gandalf to Frodo

♫ Let’s…crawl in bugs, why shouldn’t we…crawl in bugs…

Paradigmatic American type is “Gangster who respects the hell out of the police”

I warn you. He is a skilled battlemage, well-armed, well-armored, and dark in the Craft. Take care with him.

My name is Bibi NBA

Every crew needs an amoral hyperactive kid hacker named Screen Time

Xbox, Yucatán

Happy Monday to all dedicated bag-getters

Ape Defense Headquarters

Inevitably reminded of Wishes, Lies, and Dreams, Kenneth Koch’s book about teaching children to write poetry

The Honest Sorceror

Death arrives on silly wings

Katy arrived today. I love calling it “Geoppolis.” Earth City

The only winter Olympic sport I'm interested in

Soul Caliper

Chin up, lad. Six seven and all that

America needs a second president with polio

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Guy who doesn’t know the answer: I was asking for rhetorical effect. Interlocutor: What effect? Guy: I’m not sure.

Wobbegong nudibranch

Notorious party house that everybody calls “the Hospital”

#WednesdayWeather Fog rolls through the Pennsylvania hills in a warm winter.

The promise of the net was that conlangers could finally share conlangs with the whole world, no barriers to publication. Conlangs would flourish and fade like the seasons, some becoming massive phenoms, others enjoying quiet success in their little corners. But short-form video upended all that.

I love when it's like basically dude we're golden

Pras listening to “Islands in the Stream”: I need to get in the booth. Now.

Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

The Honorable Snowman

My DARE “teacher” (local cop) went off script and ranted at us about how Fancy Feast commercials were intentionally aimed at elderly people to try to confuse them into buying and eating cat food. I had no idea what his point was, and I have no idea what his point was.

Those Claremont guys have one trick and one trick alone and it’s fantasizing about political violence

I would hate to add to Tech’s Woes

Facetious should be faeces-ious and the sense should be that what you’re saying is a bunch of bullshit

Robert Admire

cash cab style game show where the passengers are forced to learn enough of the cab driver's conlang within the time it takes to get to their destination to converse about a chosen topic. for cash

Cabbie looking at you in the rearview mirror: You know I do a little bit of conlanging myself