I Was Hit by a Ram 2500 Power Wagon and Reincarnated as the Spider-Empress’s Most Trusted Advisor

I swear we go through Scotch tape like we breathe air in this household

To a retired basement dweller like me, “Portnoy” will always refer to Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy

This ‘arachnid megacity’ may be largest spider’s web ever found

this isn’t just about making ads; part of the right-wing fantasy here is that enough of the work of government can be “automated” that the consent of the governed and the need to find willing administrators become irrelevant

WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY,

Don't announce your attacks dude

Jeff Bezo owns a newspaper called Whoppo?

All alone on Screams Night without a Demon Lover, handsome?

Before politics ruined this country you could go into a public space and start shooting and nobody would be like ‘but who did he vote for’

Got a talkative homie named laconic mike

please remember to complete the mandatory bait-ignoring webinar before the end of the year

I went to Fat-Food Balla Gaye 2 and everyone knew you, asked how you are, and said they miss you and just want you to be happy

boatyard

Last night we let the orbital laser talk

I strive to be a gracious host to all my parasites but I do have my limits

caffeine entering my brain

I think you're a thief, because you've stolen my heart.

Necromancers will say "If I bade them not to rise and do my bidding, someone else would surely do so". Just leave the cadavers alone mate

Blessed are the europoor in spirit

You can't "control" air traffic

Screams Night Demon Lover

Hey guys check this out

Soon we’ll all have an ai companion in our pocket that we talk to every day and it will tell you “your doctor told me it’s time for hospice”

Another perfect Halloween evening

The Death of Sandcrab

The old world aflame

Andrew W.K. was the first woke chud

Snoopy in the Citroën 2CV

The plague that’s obviously afflicting society is the drive to automate, check out, let the machines take over, and, if you can, collect returns from whatever they produce, all while sidelining anyone dumb enough to spend the time and effort necessary to cultivate arts and skills for themselves

NATURE/AMER05_I.GIF

Working on an annoying theory about how Myst is a metaphor for making Myst

Gentleman’s Excuse

In the 90s you could open a computer game company called RANCIDWARE and no one would bat an eye

Mayor Planet

Command is expecting a full report. What did you learn during your time in the meadow?

“The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.” -Julius Nyerere

The Orb “Montagne d’Or”

Impossible not to think of @cheatlines.co Bugs Bunny theory when watching the synchronized head lean

SquareSoft fighter-RPG named Raw Story

RIP Lon Chaney

Enchiladas in the oven ⏳

Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984

Holy shit

I object to learning about volcanoes by mixing baking soda and vinegar. That’s not a good model of what’s going on there.

I didn’t realize it at the time but this was hands down the most formative onion article for me theonion.com/ask-raymond-...

He’s turning into Phil Collins