the lovely yellows of Sendlinger Tor, München 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200

in order to comply with federal REAL ID guidelines, Massachusetts no longer prints the date of the licensee's death on drivers licenses,

"NTSB investigators who retrieved the cockpit voice recorder from its precarious position on the mountainside described the podcast recorded on it as 'fire', according to recently released documents and reports"

Woke is more important to human flight than the Bernoulli Principle

wonder how this type of guy is taking all of this. we might win the general concept of human flight in the national divorce at this rate

Who’s the transportation secretary?

i didn't even really put it together until @scalehelix.net said it but "Yeaaahhh can you turn the Flights number down by about 10% for ahhhhhh Safety" is based on... what exactly? You've determined that your bullshit has taken exactly 10% off our national airspace capacity?

“Voice of the Canids” #NossSaga #Illustration

Jeff Bezo owns a newspaper called Whoppo?

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Mandate of Heather

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Googling "Wendy's" just to feel something

Remembering this job and how it felt like I was personally putting the finishing touches on permanently solving Women in the Workplace. The year was 2014. Lol

“Not bailing out AI and crypto is austerity” is an absolutely insane take brother.

This is going to be a total cluster but also I'm getting pretty good at my IATA codes

Idea: record a podcast on a classic 2-hour Honeywell CVR aerospace.honeywell.com/us/en/produc...

Laissez les bons posts rouler

Classic

Now wait a damn second, ,

One thing about the socially acceptable masking is getting to have a nice humidity terrarium around your sore nose and throat if you *do* catch a nasty ass cold

each of them represents one of the five elements: Fire, Metal, Air, Water, and Anti-Trust.

told the architects that the elevator is rare today... they were like Huh

Lost in some of the bigger election news last night: Dick Swaab has won the Sewer District

*with the slightly wry weariness of a post apocalyptic thriller deuteragonist who's just realized they're not making it out of this last scrape* Lol

me, age ten, reading this without understanding it even a little bit: this is so fucking cool

I feel like my entire adult life has been subsumed with this shit. When it’s over (if I’m lucky) I will be Old

entering day 2 of pretending I can't see it

My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch

Please remember that this is what you agreed to when we made the sacred mufo pact. I could make a bad post any second

Feel like I'm picking up a bit of a cranky sugar crash vibe from the TL rn. Maybe libbing out is like drinking champagne at high altitude and you shouldnt have too much before your body acclimates

I became a poster to change the system from the inside

Guy expert here: some may fixate on the facial hair, which is not *incorrect*, but the key factor here is "guy who looks good in his surprising second outfit"

@cheatlines.co Your post arrived

Rare wholesome r/AskAnAmerican post: A New Zealander is high as hell and thinking about pumpkin pie, but she can’t access it and would like us to just describe it to her.

Being silly with my friends online *suddenly serious* because I care about America so much,

just found my new drag name

just found out theres a hot guy in the admiral raddus suit... dont text

Every day I walk by newsstands with the NY Post front page saying like “ZO’S GOTTA GO” but if you’re not stopping to read it’s just “Handsome Smiling Man” daily newspaper.

(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,

watching Mikie Sherrill’s victory speech, getting this vibe

NBC News republican panelist, who looks like Jack McBrayer, is currently describing Woke 2 in the coolest terms imaginable

Hard for me not to think back to the relentless "ground zero mosque" bullshit right now.

im at the grapes of wrath / im at the terrible swift sword / I'm at the combination grapes of wrath and terrible swift sword

The "good things are coming" shopping bag is now an entire pillar of my mental health

The TTRPG Anarchists make some great zines but i already have a Woke Deep State pennant from last time

Awouu

*finger to earpiece* I'm hearing that a bluebird alighted upon Mr. Mamdani's outstretched finger and trilled beautifully, thus revealing the will of heaven