excuse me his elven queen goes to another school, in canada

Imho people are reacting to the inherent paradox of fanfic: GRRM being capital-G Gritty filled in most of the blank spaces with stuff that's usually gross and brutal, JRRT doing JRRT things created a timeless sturdy trellis for Horny.

The prominent half timbered building has to be a Richard Scarry nod, he moved to Switzerland and was always throwing random Swiss architecture into his townscapes

The tribulations of being a modern horse girl in a mythological-historical world

She's just like me (famous eyesore)

Loving this weather pattern... cool and unsettled... just like me fr

She's just like me

And she was VALID

Rav4core

Having beer and pizza at the blue house because we've been busting ass all day dragging, in true family member fashion, a bunch of junk into the shed so we can work on our basement

as a rav4 driver i'm literally always saying this

Just remembered the Rav4 is officially 20 years old this month when I hit a pothole and the impact turned my music way up lol

crazy ass cars in thrift store parking lot history

I don't think I've posted this one

Gloomy and fallish... been feeling kind of run down and it's weirdly energizing

the horse, they say it's never been paler folks. pestilence rains down from its beautiful hair, seas boil at its touch, the sea's been very nasty to me

Wide AWACS

Woke F35 real

Cameron has only one extra name that matters

Imagine being a soldier taken off the battlefields of ‘Nam. A guy claiming to be Santa Claus tells you his genius plan is to give some midgets he found in the English countryside a H-bomb which they must take to Hanoi in order to dismantle it. Man was a saint for putting up with as much as he did.

"How are we even going to get to Hanoi?" "Eh I'll figure it out." And then he dies because he wants the H-Bomb for himself to defend his hometown of Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Imagining being the military governor of Alabama and the first day on the job you catch Osama bin Laden and his friends. You're about to execute them but then Godzilla attacks and they get away. Also, you almost executed bin Laden's innocent pizza guy by accident and the pizza guy is actually Jesus.

El Alien con Adidas no existe, solo está en tu imaginación. El Alien con Adidas:

NEW: Air Force jets are doing ICE flights to Africa with transponders turned off, making them nearly un-trackable. This includes the third-country removal to Ghana and another secret flight. We figured out where it landed. From me for @rollingstone.com: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

For those of you who have the stomach to watch this (I sure as hell don't), I'm a Retired Airline Pilot. I have plenty of old barf bags if anybody needs one.

Ingenuity helicopter - Perseverance, sol 43 - From Thomas Appéré (thomasappere.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2kRfpJL

Twitter has become genuinely disturbing to me which is why I'm limiting my posting there to ONLY QTing things that remind me of From Dusk Til Dawn

Hey real quick: QUENTIN TARANTINO WHO

watching SINNERS... which i got from the LIBRARY

Any1 want some soup (against all odds this worked great: 5 yards of poly organza, came out a nice even pale gold just as intended)

Very funny how every summer I'm like "maybe I'm not an artist :(" and then the minute the temp hits 65 degrees watch out

the ultimate state of grace, being an acoustic guitar in god's finished basement

the needledrop at the end of alien earth E7 is one of the most hype i've heard in ages but the song ("song for the dead" by QOTSA) doesn't go where I expect it to after the intro at all

A handy guide to online abbreviations: IRA — Individual Retirement Army MLM — Multi-Level Men MSM — Men who have Sex with Media CBT — Cognitive Behavioural Torture ATM — Ass to Machine STD — Sexually-Transmitted Disability WAP — Wet Application Protocol

just bought some VERY exciting large format paper. i'm going to continue to be immature about the vendor name "the POS guys" though even though i know what POS means

they should invent a potato peeler you can find

currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter

I thought hash rows meant, like, a hash brown flight. Three to five types of hash browns lined up in a row on a little cedar plank

Pedro Caliente would be such a beautiful name for a male stripper

people are always saying this and that about white people. but one things for sure. we love the song Hey Ya

(lady galadriel from lord of the rings voice) feliz viernes

love to receive a nautical SMS

Having hash rows as I often do on Saturdays and today's hot sauce is none other than the famous Crystal

Andor but it's a recording of it playing on a Nintendo DS

So you think you can scold

Real Dog Girl Wives of Regionally Popular In-groups

I dont know what the "dep" in "racedep" means and at this point I'm afraid to ask

Rat grasping a soybean pod netsuke, Japan, 19th century