Every time I eat blueberry yogurt I think of my boss at the science museum who started her career in process engineering and how they had a near life threatening blueberry sauce disaster at her yogurt factory due to improperly specced hoses

When I worked at the kids engineering museum I once did an offsite hands on event for a Take Your Kids to Work Day… on an upper floor of the tallest building in Minnesota. It takes a lot of effort to get the stuff for Spaghetti Bridges to the top of the IDS Center. When I got to the top-

At the museum I gave quick tours for first grade groups focused on Simple Machines and had just finished showing some kids, idk, a crankshaft and their teacher said in the clearest, most supportive and wonderful voice ever “THANK you Ms Misty! Now does anyone have a question.. ..NOT a story?”

Omg it’s so cute that Brendan remembers this. It’s one of my favorites too and me and Mr. View quote it to each other when we encounter long winded adults

Reading a thread about sci fi whose premise I disagree with but it does have me peacefully imagining that the entire star wars universe runs on the kind of ARM Cortex M processor you would get out of a thermostat

Thinking of one of the big Incidents at the museum where some kid crawled into the back of the MAME-type cabinet of one of the exhibits and, using the mounted upside-down internal keyboard without being able to see it, opened a command prompt and wrote ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ

Trouble

Tonight the potion let me down

The MLB Spaghetti Policy - Teams who will allow you to bring in a gallon ziplock bag of spaghetti 🍝 to a game. Want to add the Phillies here too. Their policy was unclear online but we found posts this morning showing they’d allow it too.

this website has to engage in a ridiculous discourse about whether or not it is good every 8 days. so i think we can clear it up. it is not good. it is largely annoying. many people on here are antisocial weirdos. but im posting with my pals on it. so net positive.

yeah can uhhhh you set the ring light to "Illness"

161. Starry Night with Astronauts, Alma Thomas, 1972.

This sounds like the opening voiceover for a Save the Dudes infomercial. "For just seven cents a day, you can sponsor woodworking tools for a pundit of your choosing."

Dudes dont always rock. They do a lot of the time but sadly... not always

“Fictional party drug”-core

I must resist all posting about what The Kids are or aren't doing but I do have thoughts on starbies advertising something as "New Butterfly Drink"

i'm being very gracious about a poster i don't think i ever interacted with blocking me so I can't stunt on an ai generated godzilla movie(?) with my buddies

i can't really explain it but he and zach snyder are both good to me. i just like Elevated Himbos i think

Behind the Scenes: I found this by first searching "zac snyder wheat movie" because I forgot what Rebel Moon was called

To hedgehogs this is probably like a Zach Snyder movie

film grain? don’t mind if I do!

Men wpuld rather do this than go to et cetera

I couldn't possibly. Too busy.

Dreamed that i took a huge swig out of a gallon jug of red liquid and then rotated it to see that it was labeled, in permanent marker, "LIBRARY CLEANER". I asked a janitor what to do and she said "you gotta induce vomiting, I put R.A.T. in there" and I was like... nah I'll ride it out

10:50 am lunch is real if you believe

Some stuff I post just to see how it looks typed out

I'm re-having some of my ideas

missed this crossover episode

I have passed away

Can you believe that reading about two legendarily tragic and gruesome car crashes has put me in, a bad mood,,

One of my quilts has been a wall hanging for ~5 years and since I had to take it down for renovation I thought I'd clean it. It is WILD how much it smells like the abandoned mall where I worked for a summer as the Lil'est Construction Manager

very busy day. think i'm going to get a huge coffee beveridge

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

Now that I've finally seen all of Heat I can confirm that this is indeed fisher price Heat for millennials (laudatory)

i saw When Harry Met Sally 20 times before I saw Casablanca and was completely unprepared by how much of Harry and Sally's Casablanca conversation is not actually in the movie

kayaking past huge statues of Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal like the fellowship of the ring

Air to Ground Message: I LOVE ITTTTTTTT Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #ad0ba48ce5e F: #fafcce98ca1

alex karp... now there's a guy i don't like looking at

“Effed it, lads”

I bought the most sentimental thing this weekend! It's a handmade glass ornament filled with rain collected the month and year that I moved here. The man who creates them has been doing it for 27 years. Maybe he started in his 60s? If you're in Rockaway, OR I suggest stopping in before he retires

this shit is going to be so Federal they're gonna call it Federal 2

apropos of the latest platner news, for awhile my dad was the guy who checked that tiny little family owned gas stations in east bumble weren't just pocketing the federal gas tax (which, as he told preteen me, funds road repairs) so every time i'd see the little 1.59⁹ I was like 🫵😤

Eight years ago today 🌿 Calochortus nuttallii, our Nuttall's Mariposa Lily, blooming along the Mclnnis Canyon Pollock Bench trail. This western slope species ranges from white to lavender to shades of pink like this one #nativeplants

They have a jury service wall of fame in the Santa Monica courthouse juror waiting room, among whom are Harrison Ford, Edeard James Olmos, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Ed Asner. They all did jury duty, you can too.

mufos >>> ufos

Reading catch-22 at the bar and shaking my head so all the girls know i disagree with WW2

Air to Ground Message: ONLY COST ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH LOL Area: Grand Rapids, MI, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #abc79e06a9e F: #ff09419c1c7

I need to fode my close