one of my favorites

Tobramax would be a beautiful name for a truck

I like when cfax reposts this. It makes me go "you're thinking about ZONING REFORM NOW arent you"

yes yo’ure correct — im srry 4 givng incorrrect info earlier there are indede 3 bs in word “banana” — many thoughts on this sending heli

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

I bought this as a bit/office decoration because of the title and cover but it's from much earlier than I realized (1983) and is genuinely thoughtful and kind of touching

@cheatlines.co this is Misty View coded for reasons I can't explain

(Having a sip of beer and DMing my chivalrous virtues chat) Courage is so goated dude (Having another sip and texting my squire) my Garb looked like shit today btw...

My wife doesn’t let me listen to polyrhythms. “One rhythm at a time” she tells me

@cheatlines.co Paulie Rhythms

I find some of the personages on here disagreeable

Lil metalhead zoomer barista complimented the civic (specifically noting the manual transmission)... nothing can psychically harm me for the rest of the day

out there, the country and the planet are in ceaseless turmoil. Here in the Municipality, I am reviewing a license application for maple syrup tapping.

Mon Mothma's Uncle Shond shows up every few years on Chandrilla Day and it is *everyone's*problem.

Damn these are neat!!!!!!!

While looking for this one of the autocomplete suggestions was "who won world war 2 simple answer"

Just got to Quintus Fabius Maximus and was like ohhh shit it's the Fabian strategy... from 30 Rock

Because my organization uses Google Workspace and I am out today, I was briefly 100% convinced that this message was from my boss/town public works/fire department/my HVAC guys and that I was in deep shit

biiiiiitch this collection of old-assed clip art allows commercial usage (except for logos) that's so rad etc.usf.edu/clipart/ thanks to @cheatlines.co

they call you C12 because you’re unsuitable for dating

up-and-coming country music sensation Grayven Image

checking in on one of my favorite web sites etc.usf.edu/clipart/

As an aside, Rachel is a legend. (From Fischer’s “African Founders”)

In the misty mountains of the Mosquito Range, McCullough Gulch... #FallBack to August 5 🌿

Much like working by the Mall of America meant I had to go to the whole-ass Mall of America to get a pair of shoelaces, this psycho Menards was the my main home improvement store while I was coordinating the very beginnings of living as an independent adult

All these moments lost in time, like tears in rain

The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. Now is the time of 10k+ follower posts 100+ times a day Takes Guys.

Gm

´Je Vous Vous 😎

Stopped to get a pic of my fave loading dock, on my walk home from the Post Office. Never disappoints.

Collie Fridays with Tony Dogpills

I don't actually know how to pronounce Tony Dokoupil but that's not going to stop me from calling Cameron the dog (who takes nightly medication for sleepwalking and sore feet) "Tony Dogpills"

As a kid the primary indicator that you were Up Late and Getting Away with Something was seeing ads for a sexy jacuzzi hotel called °`~SYBARIS~`° My sister's immediate reaction upon seeing my new Situation was to whisper, almost involuntarily, "Sybarissss..."

Ok so. My (beloved) house is a little two room cabin built in 1947 with a big open shed of an addition from 1986. Between 2005-2015 it was haphazardly remodeled into a Sexy Couples Getaway

Getting a bumper sticker thats says 'my child learned to swear at the library'

Good poster 👍

Sweetly asked the creaky elderly dog "are you all right, old man?" and Mr. View piped up from behind his kindle "yeah I'm fine"

Michael Clayton 2 We Gave Michael Clayton a Gun

Bump for @fruitbat.bsky.social and @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social's fundraiser for their Minneapolis students. I got my artwork today and it's incredible

Realm + Conquest truthers unite wizardsneverweararmor.blogspot.com/2013/02/the-...

the last fuckin thjng i need is having to repeatedly explain that no, I can't buy you Realm And Conquest, it's not a real book. no i know it's real in the movie, that was just a prop. no I can't buy that one

the kids were upset when they overheard our plan to watch a movie tonight. the 8-year-old was like "without US? how DARE you!" and i was like "it is a GROWN UP movie about LAWYERS" but now i wish I'd responded by making them sit and watch Michael Clayton with us. smoke the whole pack kinda thing

Autocorrect is often my enemy but changing "moxie" to "movie" is near-unforgivable

I make my wild rice soup with old bay and coconut milk and on the second day... phwoaar

mountain is out

Bump for @fruitbat.bsky.social and @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social's fundraiser for their Minneapolis students. I got my artwork today and it's incredible

half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it

i am genuinely sorry for posting some ugly crap to illustrate my "crap is still ugly" opinion. i hope i can be forgiven. spent too much time pulled in two directions 2day

Finally, aluminum electrolytic capacitors for women.