Building my wardrobe around the concept of "pulling a con."

📸 Joel Meyerowitz • NYC 1978

If I'm wearing a vest I'm going to start pointing at stuff.

Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove

Ohhhhhhh, that’s who Gary Larson was drawing

Someone asked me if I like turquoise and I haven't been the same since.

Winter light at Creamers Field Several years ago

𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 (𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟒) 𝐝𝐢𝐫. 𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒏 #🄲🄸🄽🄴🄼🄰🎟✴️ 🎞📽 #🅵🅸🅻🅼🆂🅺🆈

A sensible meal is a handful of walnuts and a picture of Harry Dean Stanton.

Suzanne Pleshette, Tippi Hedren “THE BIRDS” (1963) dir. Alfred Hitchcock 🎬 Universal Pictures 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

flamingo motel sign, oklahoma city, oklahoma, 1979

My new laugh doesn’t make any sense

Getting fucked up outside the apothecary

I've had a man cold for the past two days and I can say with certainty that no one has ever been sicker in all of human history.

I will never understand what January wants from me.

Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours

I always look like I'm going rollerskating.

Out of the loop today for a variety of reasons including taking my dad to the barber since he doesn’t want my mom to cut his hair anymore bc he says it makes him look like Yul Brynner

The Club Sandwich was invented in 1612 by Thomas Club when he tried to sandwich twice at the same time.

Managed to put my coat on inside out and then I had to see people riding around on a tandem bike, terrible day.

More bird pics from my time spent in my yard yesterday afternoon. Spending time with them was way overdue. It did me so much good. It still is, a day and a half later. 1) Northern Cardinal 2) Tufted Titmouse 3) Red-bellied Woodpecker 4) Downy Woodpecker

Decided I'm going to go on a dirty martini tour of the neighborhood/universe.

Imagine all the people. Two arms, two legs, some toes maybe, big stupid lump on top.

January 24, 1994

getting a bowl of piping hot chili sent to me via pneumatic bank tubes

Exploding trees sound too good to be true.

Interior design concept: Robert Shaw wearing glasses

Pretty much over my fear of purple food.

Poetry brawl

All of my hats are sarcastic.

ATTENTION: an ongoing thread of notorious areas in Los Angeles that gets updated whenever I can find the strength to prop myself up from my casket; at 172 places and counting, #200 is just around the corner (eventually) - check it out if you haven’t I HAVE SPOKEN

Look how beautiful.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

be the Sebastian Bach guest starring on the Gilmore Girls you want to see in the world

[Joe Pesci voice] You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?

There's a free cactus on the side of the road but I'm not sure I trust it.

We never really gave the Shamwow guy a chance.

WHAT: Prada (fall 2026) OCCASIONS: smoking with the headmaster or you’re a tough London lad who maybe pinched something from a larder but if a friend’s in bad way you’ll come to their rescue (with a cat called patches) IF IT WERE A SCENT: thick oatmeal EMOTIONAL RANGE: 👓 / 🕯️ #MJMfashionGuide

Twin Peaks: Cooper and the Log Lady enjoy peanuts at the Roadhouse.

🎞️ Mulholland Drive (2001) “It’s been a very strange day. And getting stranger.” #filmsky #moviesky

Did too much laundry and now I have nowhere to put it (a poem).

I’ll have my guy call your guy we’ll do lunch maybe rob a train

They should make a protein bar that tastes like cigarettes.

"We’re all in strung out shape, but stay frosty" - Michael Biehn

[to the tune of mmmbop] Umlaut

I need to hit a lot more séances if I'm going to meet my goal.

[soothing marimba interlude]