Gretchen von Tongeln
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Roy Scheider in a turteneck
Recreated the motorcycle scene from 'The Great Escape' on rollerblades.
about 1 hour ago
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The journey to the perfect t-shirt always ends in heartache.
1 day ago
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Sorrowscopes
1 day ago
Pisces: The future is bright (you lost your sunglasses).
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PAM!
1 day ago
Give me a shower that's a car wash for a person.
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Viktor Winetrout
4 days ago
Crazy day at work. The new guy got fired for stealing and Cheryl summoned an ancient god
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The directions on this face wash lack a clear point of view.
4 days ago
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LadyBusiness
4 days ago
OMG, the open toe ankle strap shoes
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens
4 days ago
3/3 Studies for Adam's arms & hands, 1504, by Albrecht DĂĽrer. These figures were incredibly carefully prepared, because they had to be Perfect.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
4 days ago
I don’t recommend licking brick walls, outside of your own.
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Trying to focus on what's most important (hair, soft lighting).
5 days ago
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old roadside pics
5 days ago
windmill gift shop, aurora, colorado, 1980
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
5 days ago
I'm banned from Buffalo Wild Wings because I wouldn't stop saying the word "wangs" with a thick country twang to everyone who worked there.
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maura johnston
5 days ago
*glenn danzig voice* yeah, my linen pant summer
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Feeling very backed by science.
6 days ago
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Michael Jay McClure
7 days ago
My secret to a high energy morning? Orange juice & terror*. *unsure where my wallet is
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andy vs.
7 days ago
You can just shout "my car's here" and run out of most social situations
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This toothpaste is guaranteed to make me look like a podcaster.
7 days ago
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Pru
7 days ago
Fine, I'll get my motor running but I will absolutely NOT head out on the highway
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born miserable
7 days ago
when you utter “cereal” in a hard-surfaced room
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A salad tried to kill me.
8 days ago
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mave
10 days ago
[haunting kazoo melody]
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georgia-lux
10 days ago
read some positive thoughts about canned potatoes and i think an individual's fresh/frozen/canned food preferences are nearly religious in the level of conviction vs. complete inscrutability to a third party
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Still get pretty excited when I know something.
11 days ago
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PAM!
11 days ago
Wonder what the chances are that my uterus is full of enchanted gold coins.
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ash
11 days ago
Rode my Mom's scooter on rabbit fast speed laughing like PeeWee Herman.
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I'm really not prepared for an event of any kind.
12 days ago
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Chames
13 days ago
the babadooks of hazzard
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Kip Conlon
about 1 month ago
Following decades of silence from the Smithsonian, I've thrown my old report cards away.
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My only contribution these days is "paisley blouse."
14 days ago
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Martyn
14 days ago
Last night I dreamt of a tv show called WRONG! in which experts would tell contestants that they were wrong about various topics.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
16 days ago
The Simpsons has been airing for 37 years. Surely it’s time to give a different Tracey Ullman Show sketch a chance as a full series.
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One day you just start caring about napkins.
15 days ago
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AMERICAN RAIN
17 days ago
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Love Me
YouTube video by The Cramps - Topic
https://youtu.be/F3S1lhsQol0?si=9yysuQW5_hcNe
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Seems like we've forgotten about welding and how cinematic it is.
18 days ago
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blink-sun8tzu
about 1 month ago
starting to wonder if wedging myself into this hollow tree was a mistake
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Forgot how to spell mausoleum, I need to get it together.
19 days ago
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Chames
19 days ago
imagine hating me and i’m just over here rereading work emails to see if i sounded dumb
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One day I'll be found crushed under a pile of stupid sweaters.
20 days ago
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born miserable
21 days ago
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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Michael Jay McClure
21 days ago
I was thinking about what kind of farmer I’d be if I was forced by persons unknown to be one & I couldn’t come up with anything & then, as if hit by lightning, I thought: t a r r a g o n f a r m e r
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Can you just leave a statue wherever? That doesn't feel right.
21 days ago
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Regular modern is fine, I don't think I need anything ultra.
22 days ago
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mave
22 days ago
It’s simple. When I ask how your weekend was, I want to hear that you darted across rooftops, leapt onto an awning below, crashed into a pyramid of oranges, and still delivered the microfilm to the stranger in the speedboat
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Michael Jay McClure
28 days ago
If someone mentions something I hate, I imagine we’re walking into a hate foyer together. I suss out whether that person, too, hates the thing I hate & if so we go straight into the hate salon.
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Infomercial doctors can teach us a lot about poise and bad lighting.
24 days ago
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Pol Niuman
25 days ago
Luis Meléndez (1760)
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It's Abby. Yep
26 days ago
I'm too busy to do everything well so I will focus on doing it all very poorly
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Nobody told me peptides are basically everywhere now.
26 days ago
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Urns could be more daring.
27 days ago
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Tallan74
28 days ago
📸 Stephen Shore • Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario • 1974
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