Reading up on hairbrush technology, much to learn.

This is really the age of Big Faces. Ever since online shifted primarily to video, it's just one Big Face after another. Big Faces laughing, crying, reacting to other Big Faces.

Mountains are fucked up. Can’t trust em.

MJM (with ledger): I’m sorry, Stephanie Marie, but you can’t be upset about anything else until 3:15 PM tomorrow. But the numbers say you have quite a few things you can be curious about & a few things you can be maudlin about &—oh fun—you can be ARCH & MORDANT twice. Love the brooch. NEXT!

Ate a crepe at the airport and lived. You can do anything.

I'd probably just use a time machine to try quaaludes.

If I were really living in the moment I would leap from this moving vehicle and make a living gathering juniper berries and discarded scratch tickets in the median strip

I can’t believe I traded my soul for chicken soup.

Twin Peaks: Leland and Catherine warming up the dance floor.

Can't explain it but this cotton candy bubblegum has changed my life.

OJ with pulp in it is just soup. Orange soup.

that does it, i’m ordering a side of onion rings to go with my two (2) orders of onion rings

I have some hate in my heart but it's mostly for the term "workflow."

Bartender, your finest licorice schnapps and a wurstplatte, please.

I've become a more positive person through lying.

📸 William Eggleston • 1970s

RIP Robert Redford Brilliant and ridiculously prescient scene between Redford and Kingsley’s 60s activists who’ve both taken very different paths since in the wonderful Sneakers: youtu.be/viJbCl7VF6o?...

Elevator at work had a 6 hour layover in Newark today

"I'm going to learn to quilt" is how I say goodbye now.

Paintballing places too much emphasis on marksmanship. What about artistry? I'm trying to push the boundaries, explore the relationship between subject and medium, and meanwhile everybody else is just relentlessly trying to shoot me in the nuts.

Who says air travel is a hassle? I’ve gotten to see a man dressed as a wizard and a woman snoring like a cartoon bear so far

Duel (1971)

my dating profile picture vs how I actually look

Nobody does forced exposition worse than The Love Boat! (positive)

Got an offer for a free piano lesson in the mail.

if i post shitty enough it will save democracy

Now I'm too old to help my mom with technology.

My ancestors were iris

Embarking on a new chapter (trying a different shampoo).

Lalo Schifrin - Danube Incident (1969) youtu.be/of5d0AHTEBM?...

Are we going to have this black magic ritual of the ancient ones or not, Jim? I have a pedicure at 2:30.

Took a convertible to the car wash and you can guess what happened next (my card was declined).

Watching 'Twin Peaks' with commercials like I'm 12 years old.

These trash bags are Glad but I am not

My mom started hanging old CDs in the garden so that if a bird comes over to peck at a tomato it will quickly become distracted by its desire to learn QuickBooks

Commissioning a tasteful mural of me, listening to the "Flashdance" soundtrack.

What pill can make me feel like I'm always having a really good idea

Moby-Dick continues to wow and ensorcel. What an amazing passage to just come across on the train, to be in a crowd of vacant-eyed commuters and suddenly find oneself heaving on the black sea, haunted by birds and their "homeless selves." What will I, ivy-tusked, gore today in my dark madness?

oh my actual god

"Poodlishly ridiculous" should be a compliment.

"I am going to become the Joker."

The Bling Ring (2013) dir: Sofia Coppola

Fall is when I slowly become transparent.

Pistachios, aka tree clams.

RIP one of the greats Nʌki’wah

Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of

Spending the weekend in the "Groove is in the Heart" video.