Due to an unfortunate typo, I am now Employee of the Moth.

Everything is so historical these days.

the neutral palette/nancy meyers design aesthetic is ruining this basement fight club.

God bless the little weird buildings with names of Los Angeles.

March 2, 1968: Daniel Craig is born in Chester, England.

All my friends, and I cannot stress this enough, know the low rider.

I assume most blouses are haunted.

How to win: laugh + breathe + move + kill

I really thought I'd be in outer space by now.

Los Angeles, USA

I feel like killer robot vacuums would really lift people's spirits.

never ask your girlfriends dad if you can get married, cause he might say yes and then it takes forever to get divorced from him

Star Wars, Episode XV: Leaving Las Vegas

I went through the desert on a

Now might be the time for me to become a magnate of some sort.

this came to me in a dream

Lili Taylor in Nancy Savoca's DOGFIGHT (1991) Taylor was BOTD in 1967

Eyebrows are still the best way to scare someone.

rain mood LA

Kings of the Road, 1976 Wim Wenders "Film is the art of seeing, my father told me..." #filmsky #moviesky

Remembering the great Lee Marvin on his birthday. Here's a fascinating anecdote from the filming of Point Blank told by John Boorman. cinephiliabeyond.org/point-blank/

rétro trafic auto à Sanremo, Italie 1969... Une Jaguar type E, de dos 🧐

It's like every day is someone's birthday or the day someone died. Life is really complex.

look, dancing with my pants down in front of the Arby’s might not be the best way to earn money but at least I’m my own boss

Asked to see the secret menu at Old Navy and they showed me a pair of pants with one leg

I’m going to sing the YEAH part in Shine by Collective Soul instead of paying taxes

The leader of every country should have to participate in the Olympics and the people should get to decide what event they do

Just found an earring I'd been looking for. Thank you, George Washington.

[upon hearing the toughest guy in England pronounce tomato] I could take him

Eating a slice of cake while daydreaming about eating my next slice of cake

Saw all sorts of things on the side of the road today.

Unexpected perk of jury duty #3: bribes!

I'll go check out the Moon if no one else wants to.

not enough opportunities to take a vow of silence these days

Tokyo Chromatics 📷️Nikon Zf 📸Thypoch Simera 50mm F1.4 #photography #fotografía #Nikon #Zf #streetphotography #thypoch #thypochsimera

I don't even know how much a manatee is supposed to weigh.

the butt is the shoulders of the legs

One large bee will save the climate

one time my uncle claimed that he was kidnapped by the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz & this inspired him to come up with the idea for owl-flavored cheetos, to which the cheeto company said absolutely not. anyway, he died when he was swallowed alive by a hippo at the zoo.

We should make celebrities play softball again.

Hard to get out of bed every morning when we constantly wake up to headlines like this.

All old rock stars end up with my mom's haircut.

Building my wardrobe around the concept of "pulling a con."

If I'm wearing a vest I'm going to start pointing at stuff.

Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove

Ohhhhhhh, that’s who Gary Larson was drawing