I'll never be fancy enough to understand how rich people set the table

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

Before getting involved with someone, ask yourself: Is this a person I can visualize cropping out of pictures one day?

You know when a work meeting ends early and your boss says, "I'll give you back your time"? I found out what not to reply is, "What about my soul?"

Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

Sandwich man leaving court

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.

I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor

My workout playlist: - Air Supply - Crosby, Stills and Nash - Pablo Cruise - Barry Manilow - America - Peter, Paul and Mary I’m in terrible shape, but very well rested.

🚨 CNBC: "Announced corporate job cuts surging past 1 million so far this year, with 153,000 new layoffs just in October according to Challenger. That is the worst October since 2003."

The zoo's lovable otters have threatened to stop being “so damned cute" until David Fincher makes Season 3 of Mindhunter.

Here I am going around as though there aren't wonders in the world and then I step outside and there's this thing right in front of me

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

If they had forgiven student loans, they wouldn't have had leverage to convince desperate people to join ICE and knowingly commit evil acts. Chilling, interconnected and intentional.

[Dick Cheney's final breath] Tell my family I loved...war crimes

I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"

BREAKING: Former VP Dick Cheney Dies to Spend More Time Accidentally Shooting People in Hell

I'm just kidding you can critique all you want I'm just not gonna listen. Behold, Bella the Cat in the style of Matisse's "Green Stripe"

My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.

Took the Myers-Briggs personality test and it said I’m Antifa

my mom clipped a dude’s obituary out of our local paper, mailed it to me LIKE USED A STAMP AND ENVELOPE, and wrote, “remember when you went on a date with him?”

Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Whoever performed the Godfather 3 Sofia Coppola Death Scene, the bears aren't convinced.

how is this real

Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠 Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy. 📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S

only one way to find out tbh

*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*

WIFE: I’m leaving you ME: because of my bird puns WIFE: yes ME: what’s the beak deal WIFE: *has sex with my best friend in front of me*

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

Funding for the federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program is frozen. Reduced benefits are expected to restart later this month. In the meantime, area restaurants are stepping up to help. This list will be updated. trib.al/LLieCsf

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

California's Prop 51 referendum requiring @prof-hinkley.bsky.social to floss tonight has passed dramatically

This is Jeff Van Drew, lifelong Dem elected as Rep for NJ's 2nd Congressional district (Southern NJ) JVD's 1st term started in 2019. 1 yr later he switched parties & gave Trump the loyalty pledge. South Jersey turned red & Van Drew turned with it. Tonight most of SJ voted blue. Screw Jeff Van Drew.

The bird screaming obscenities turned out to be a former intern in a convincing parrot costume. Sorry about that.

COP: you ran a red light ME: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction so i also did not run a red light COP: what ME: it’s a law look it up

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

There are more of us than there are of them.