wow!

dan flashes, you genius bastard

Dying at @theguardian.com caption

get off stage

“now i wash you”

trump fart of death

dirtbag

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

pulling up to heaven hoping no one asks how i passed

So Trump’s position is that elections under him were the most corrupt in the world, then Biden was elected (by the Communist Party of China) and four years later they all oversaw a fair election that he won

just had a great fried chicken breast (didn’t eat the bun) at Bracket Room at dulles gate B

NEW: Senate candidate Mike Collins son-in-law—featured in campaign photos, registered to vote at a Collins-owned property and appearing to do work for his company— is a white nationalist influence who has promoted Nazi imagery and called for clearing America of minorities www.cnn.com/2026/07/16/p...

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

good lord lmao

Remember when police murdered Philando Castile a four year old was in the car. Remember children watched George Floyd be suffocated. Remember 7 year old Aiyana Stanley-Jones murdered by police in her sleep. Sonya Massey’s son and daughter. This is the same cookbook, the same evil. I hope folks see.

I thought this anecdote was going to end with Graham doing something kind, but no, it just shows what assholes both he AND the reporter are.

cruiseship companies are gonna solve the cyclospora issue. free diarrhea? not on our watch

and i would've like to’ve known you but i was just a kid your _____ blew out long before your legend ever did 🎵

just got hit with a “we take venmo” by the lemonade stand kids

defending my friend: yeah, he sucks, but so does the rest of his team!

me: he’s 45 and he looks 45! my therapist: is this the “chicken skin man” again?

richard kind just living his life and aging slower than the chicken skin man

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell and he said, “i’m feeling those lighters”

pointless ass day

i didn’t even know it was under review and i said, “we’re about to see how corrupt fifa is”

Pausa de hidratación

freese

what on earth

so which one of his sons had a bet on balogun being reinstated

wowee

what a shot what a save

official stance on the red card controversy

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

osaka!

There's a perverse symbolism in the legacy of White racism sheltering under the bowers of all African Americans have done for this country while patiently waiting for the chance to go back to insisting we are a drain upon their society and that they never needed us at all.

me impartially announcing: yes! france score. fuckin finally

7 card stud

he was already never going to have to pay for a drink ever again, but now there will be statues

que partido indeed

ooh la la