They’re just inducing artificial scarcity to inflate the market. Then they’re gonna flip all their Funko Pops

always worth another listen youtu.be/tFELNIpeTjY?...

When mom and dad let you have your birthday at the gym

Every “the right is in disarray” story is fake. Nick Fuentes is a mainstream republican and the party members “condemning” him are just running interference. Id bet money he will speak at the next national convention

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters - Bikers Welcome Ladies Drink Free

(Raising my hand) I knew that too

Was gonna plug this into the zohran thing but its too much work youtu.be/X_FS9ZPtwTc?...

They were transporting Dick Cheney’s dead body at the funeral home and they tripped and fell and Dick Cheney’s dead body went flying out of the thing and his dead body rolled down all of the stairs bouncing around all crazy and its penis fell out.

The most important and load-bearing person in your life is secretly that friend-of-friends you love to hang out with at parties who you have known forever. You see them maybe once every two years and have never exchanged contact information. You would be nothing without them

Ernest Goes to LA Fitness

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

liberals LOVE enriching lifelong professional republicans who briefly pretend to not be republican. the msnbc roster would be gutted without them

You just know that hat has a bunch of weird creases in it and the hand has eight fingers

Zohran captured nearly 100% the vote of salesmen. of SALESmen

“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese

paying forty four billion dollars so you can tell a woman to smile

they should make an elected official who knows what stuff is and how it works and what it costs

The Vengabus is coming. It is happening again.

my uncle passed away the other week from cancer. when my aunt died he moved into a two-story place with an elevator. apparently a while back he accidentally FELL DOWN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT and texted my cousin about it and got out and drove himself to the hospital and needed a skin graft? that's living

my copy of this came in the mail today....lets fuckin go cyruspireh.bandcamp.com/album/thank-...

he looks like if the wind blew all the leaves off the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock

New: Pablo Moreno González and Felipe Agustin Zamacona, two men formerly held at the Broadview, IL ICE facility, and now the named plaintiffs in a federal class action alleging inhumane treatment at the facility, are being released from federal custody per a successful habeas petition.

some proper "finally some good news" style news apnews.com/article/quin...

my man looks like kermit the frog telling his parents he just threw up

yeah www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

every picture of sam altman looks like he's about to talk about his favorite dinosaur, and every quote of sam altman would sound smarter if he was talking about his favorite dinosaur

trump take grandma

If someone did this to me about my crowdfunded work I would post screenshots identifying them and invoice them for a thousand dollars

They’re helping ICE agents stage at their store on Peterson by the way. Too late! Should have kept it woke! Good luck with the smiling or whatever though

Fuck this shit!!

posting again but not via some wack-ass tech guy auto-clout farm machine webcomicname.com/post/7994887...

i feel a lot less bad shooting .000 messaging people trying to get label attention or bookings on podcasts or whatever when i see zohran getting left on read by major music publications, just like me fr, etc. the haters shall be my waiters

I would put more money on continuing to harvest infinite energy from the sun over assuming that forcing everyone to use The Machine The Lies To You is the steady basis of an entire economy

nuremberg is building a new wing for politicians who wish to Look Forward Not Backward

Feel the rhythm with your hands Steal the rhythm while you can Goon cave

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

and the lifetime achievement award for Most Salient Political Song of the 21st Century goes to... [opening envelope, frowning deeply, triple-checking] ...'reeko' by nofx"

this is useful info but it is emphatically NOT why no one likes my posts any more. that is cope

when is bedtime earliest bedtime bedtime “too early” site:snopes.com

there are already five streaming documentaries about the tragicomic downfall of this in pre-production

my dog on the daycare webcam

Bluesky is run by a guy in Simple shoes who activated the “Mean People Suck” filter by default

If you’re sad about this you can just simulate the experience by open carrying a handgun and running errands. This is America

Some screenshots from itp_chicago IG. You can see how federal agents stake their presence around some of these communities in intersections in the middle of traffic and sidewalks in front of businesses. This feels very particular to the SW Side with Little Village being a prime target for this.

the government would have had a stronger case if subway bread still had the poisonous yoga mat chemical in it