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Going undercover as a slightly different kind of pervert

The vote was 53-47 in honor of the 5,347 fundraising emails the democrats are all about to send out

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Darkness Retreat III: The Phantom Wife

I’m inventing a good faith way to criticize elected democrats. I think it would be a useful tool to have if I could just invent it

A sickos.png so huge it blots out the sun

The fact that the mere existence of this place makes Nate Silver so obsessively mad that he writes fanfiction about it is probably its best feature. I don’t need group chats I need the escalating Lovecraftian derangement of Nate Silver

CHALLENGERS (2024)

if i were part of a dying publishing industry i would simply not discourage people from reading in public

I think it should be considered legitimate for an American to have politics to the left of Richard Nixon

RIP Dick Cheney you would have loved seeing language get tortured this badly

We need to kill the filibuster if only so the student government people doing real government jobs can’t keep not doing actual stuff out of Fear They Could Lose The Filibuster

this is a satisfying theory that might have some truth to it, but i think what happened here is a group of self-interested careerists got upset that it was inconvenient to ride a plane to vacation

yet another big, depressing W for cynics who pay attention to stuff that happens and remember stuff that happened

The funniest thing is that when everyone has a shitty FSA they hate the republicans are just going to successfully blame it on Obamacare and face zero blowback

The Selena Gomez Oreos taste like these

This reminds me of what happened to Plurbus on the new episode of Plurbus.

i do not care about "the future of the democratic party" as discussed by professional-class bozos who cannot see beyond their next client. i care about not living under a military occupation that is disappearing my neighbors

You overrated the Los Angeles Clippers before the season and can’t believe they are underperforming? They looked good on paper? Yeah?

…Chuck Schumer? The failure?

I’m very aware of this too due to my direct knowledge of stuff that happens

the two saddest jobs today are "reality star" and "influencer," both of which would be incredible titles to hold within a religious cult but instead it's some asshole on their phone

The forecast currently calls for 6-7 inches overnight for your mom.

They’re just inducing artificial scarcity to inflate the market. Then they’re gonna flip all their Funko Pops

always worth another listen youtu.be/tFELNIpeTjY?...

When mom and dad let you have your birthday at the gym

Every “the right is in disarray” story is fake. Nick Fuentes is a mainstream republican and the party members “condemning” him are just running interference. Id bet money he will speak at the next national convention

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters - Bikers Welcome Ladies Drink Free

(Raising my hand) I knew that too

Was gonna plug this into the zohran thing but its too much work youtu.be/X_FS9ZPtwTc?...

They were transporting Dick Cheney’s dead body at the funeral home and they tripped and fell and Dick Cheney’s dead body went flying out of the thing and his dead body rolled down all of the stairs bouncing around all crazy and its penis fell out.

The most important and load-bearing person in your life is secretly that friend-of-friends you love to hang out with at parties who you have known forever. You see them maybe once every two years and have never exchanged contact information. You would be nothing without them

Ernest Goes to LA Fitness

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

liberals LOVE enriching lifelong professional republicans who briefly pretend to not be republican. the msnbc roster would be gutted without them

You just know that hat has a bunch of weird creases in it and the hand has eight fingers

Zohran captured nearly 100% the vote of salesmen. of SALESmen

“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese

paying forty four billion dollars so you can tell a woman to smile

they should make an elected official who knows what stuff is and how it works and what it costs

The Vengabus is coming. It is happening again.

my uncle passed away the other week from cancer. when my aunt died he moved into a two-story place with an elevator. apparently a while back he accidentally FELL DOWN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT and texted my cousin about it and got out and drove himself to the hospital and needed a skin graft? that's living

my copy of this came in the mail today....lets fuckin go cyruspireh.bandcamp.com/album/thank-...

he looks like if the wind blew all the leaves off the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock

New: Pablo Moreno González and Felipe Agustin Zamacona, two men formerly held at the Broadview, IL ICE facility, and now the named plaintiffs in a federal class action alleging inhumane treatment at the facility, are being released from federal custody per a successful habeas petition.