using the verb "unleash" in a normal way to describe governance

"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children

I’m willing to cut Krist a tiny bit of slack because he got hit in the head harder than almost anybody I ever saw before live on national television. Gotta extend at least a little bit of grace

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

the way these centrist mfs manage to spin up new Groups is like if ted leonsis started a new nba team every year after the wizards missed the playoffs

i disavow the paul brothers. the paul brothers do not speak for me as a concussion-american

hustling harder in the hopes that i can get big-timed and frozen out by increasingly important people

Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot is a more secure method for tying your shoes, and the site responsible for it has been alive for literally decades. aftermath.site/ians-shoelace-...

curious how many of these people could do a flawless Macarena guided by pure muscle memory

You’re not supposed to say stuff like this but it would be grimly funny if they deported Elmo

When you boo JD Vance at a public event this is who you are booing 👁️‍🗨️👄👁️‍🗨️ 💧

Doing his little dance at the blood rave

This made me realize that I have literally not even once entertained the idea that Jeffery epstein actually killed himself. Was legitimately not even an option. Seemed ridiculous to me on its face. My only question was which government person or people did it. Not sure what this says about me

I don’t understand any of the subjects I went to school for (computer science, music, law) and I think it makes me impervious to failure and honestly perfect. And any drawbacks are in fact a failure of the education system

Trade deadlines are so exciting because they combine everybody’s two favorite things: contracts and grades

He packs a sensible lunch for work and everybody wants to crucifuckinfy a guy. Fix your own life

not sure why everybody chose right now to re-litigate the Toxicity of the Toxically Masculine Male Bernie Bro Men but everyone's gonna get hit with a rolled up newspaper if they can't behave

stoked for this but it's insanely stupid not to have wnba players involved given they are significantly more popular than last time they did this

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

[listens to cypress hill once]

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

fave implicated

fallout is about building a little house, in the desert, in the future, in the 1950s.

Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante

I have tapes you can buy at Big Sleep Records so you could do that too bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-...

I forgot it was Bandcamp Friday. Please buy my music. New project soon veryimportant.lawyer

This is how “Christmas cheer” feels six drinks deep back home with your family

*Slapping Jeopardy buzzer so hard the plastic cracks in half* what are words that suck really bad to see in that order

Putting this on the list of stuff I don’t want to happen to me

What if instead of JD Vance his name was Skating Ramps. And he was really cool. I bet stuff would be different then huh

a decent amount of left-of-center folks begrudgingly admit that the weird way trump talks and posts is funny, but anyone on the right melts down seeing stuff like this to the point they start crying. and i think it's beautiful to know that they can't experience spontaneous joy. they don't deserve to

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

i'm doing my own research www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/C...

they are running ads for Mr. Pibb soda right now that are exactly like this

Every day brings me one step closer to when Gavin Sheets urges me to kill myself

the cga color palette wrecked the minds of an entire generation. if you played police quest in cga you were put on an inevitable path to ruin

part of Woke 2 is that we're going to force the band Salem to make another Fader Fort video at SXSW we can all make fun of

they're called Disappears....you've probably never heard of them

i'm calling them "generation x"

elon musk's personal cryptocurrency, "elon musk is a known pedophile coin," has suffered a dramatic collapse over the last week.

the "crypto fear and greed index" not looking great ngl

one controversial thing i believe is that it is elon musk's fault that he has a bad father and a bad brother, and he should feel immense shame for doing that, which he did, on purpose, since it's all his fault and also he deserves it.

i began hating on elon around 2001 with the paypal messiness and spacex. i was in college for computer science and elon was already getting gassed up in a way i did not trust. the spacex shit made him sound like a nimrod from the jump. am i a prophet? who knows. but they're saying it

glad to see i'm not the only one who puts a car for scale in all my penis diagrams

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/

i keep most of my money in a "stablecoin" that is "tethered" to the value of the dollar. it's called the dollar

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

reading the phrase "draymond/porzingis frontcourt" has ruined my day and maybe even my entire life