Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call Mos Eisley

Material circumstances have changed. Today a crappy frozen 80/20 burger patty with American cheese that tastes like lighter fluid and was burnt on one of those cheap square grills with the red lids would fix me

We discuss water parks, roller coasters, Medieval Times, carnivals, Coney Island, and the lethal traps of Dr. Drew Pinsky. Welcome to episode 12 of No Homework. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

questions, my shirt etc

ariel pink lookin like E.T. in drag sweating in hundred degree weather singing his stupid fuckin songs at freedom 250 in front of two dozen people would hit so hard

As someone who is on their local park's advisory council, I gotta say: it's a very easy way to help out and meet people and feel like a part of your neighborhood. Ours is also directly plugged in with the local school AND our mutual aid group. It rocks! Join yours!!

i'm going to get rich selling american flag hairshirts so fans can support their team while also paying penance

the poorly vibe-coded elder care microblogging service is failing again. how could this happen

donald trump is such a successful businessman that he has even made the dangerous heatwave in washington d.c. more popular than ever before. the people are all cheering for the heatwave

i believe that going to a restaurant with an ampersand in the name and eating a ludicrously tall burger with a name that makes light of heart disease and washing it down with like four IPAs would fix me

a grand jury has secured indictments against the caddies of Bushwood Country Club on charges of destruction of property for their role in allegedly vandalizing the pool.

i just used advanced computer forensics to determine that i tried to find a rashguard with the graffix jester skull on it last week. clearly i was unsuccessful

This is by Charles's wife, Carrie (@monkeywire.bsky.social). It is available for preorder now, with release sort of imminent (Charles doesn't know for sure and doesn't want to yell downstairs or wait to post).

Being onside is for conformists. Team USA isn’t part of your society

Ottessa Moshfegh - My Year of Rest and Relaxation

I always wondered why the Minions never worked with Hitler

This reminds me of how I feel about Game of Thrones where a bunch of ostensibly big deal things are happening and it just sort of feels like nothing is actually going on

this is gonna work out great, "jaxson" is such a utah style name

CHICAGO! This Friday, the Kilbourn Park 2026 Summer Concert Series kicks off for FREE from 6-8pm! Smut will headline (think The Sundays with a pop-punk twist) and Hollow Bastion are opening (twangy indie rock like Florry or Ratboys) Expect a very chill vibe: picnic blankets, leashed dogs, byob!

i think major publishers and console manufacturers should go a step further, and actively confiscate physical games from the decorative shelves of streamers and youtube guys

the only physical games you can buy now are cash-grab SNES cartridges that you need to pre-order, and on the off chance that they actually show up in the mail they burn your house down if you play them

The Audacity of a Brainful Mind

WOLFACE3.ANS, 1994-06-02 from synchro.net (FTP)

There’s at least one guy in the Trump admin who knows about the gamers bill of rights but has never heard of “the” bill of rights

i had to drive today, and i broke one of my cardinal principles by allowing a tesla driver to merge. it won't happen again. i feel awful.

i actually think it's beautiful that we are celebrating america's 250th birthday with a pop-up JCPenney liquidation sale on the national mall

Great day in DC. Drinking a $25 glass of raw milk and listening to a Drowning Pool cover band. Earlier, Steven Crowder asked me to body slam him while he was dressed like Greta Thunberg for some reason. Again! Again! He kept demanding. EPIC!

My debut film is a nuanced, unsparing look at my Ass. And what it can teach us about the world’s Ass

Hello. Video is out now as a early July present youtu.be/wS-e1vFnaq8?...

robert fripp's wario

just laughed hearing donald fagen sing "sausage and beer" in here at the western world www.tumblr.com/coughloop/72...

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

in a rare 9-0 opinion, the supreme court has ruled that today is jesse singal's birthday

about to find out if the democrats can justify their existence or not. and as a betting man,

Woke up hearing tell of a man named “Brobby”

i think it's good to live in a country where one of the two political parties can't read and the other party is copying their homework

Available until July 6th, which is also my birthday, in 4 different colors. roryblank.bigcartel.com I will cut it off early if I think it's going to become difficult for me to manage fulfilling all of them. I pack every order by hand myself, you know.

"Werwulf" is how a dog film critic in a Far Side Comic would write the movie's name

"werwulf" looks like the title you put up on the theater marquee because you ran out of letters

people think the democrats lack priorities but that's just simply not true. their priority is making sure young people can't talk back to them

(Frowning at sex scene in movie) Clearly this producer has a fetish for sex.

"nonpartisan democracy institute at UC Berkeley" maybe the most sexless phrase i've ever seen

on the most recent Hoop Collective, brian windhorst and vince goodwill were euphemistically referring to miles bridges having off-court "nonsense" and tim macmahon stopped the conversation dead to explicitly say he got suspended for domestic violence. depressingly rare in sports and wrestling media

i am still laughing about some stuff we said on this podcast including some stuff i personally said. that's how you can tell it's good

Jumping on with @beerinfront.bsky.social shortly to discuss the kickstarter. Links to follow. It's Monday morning, 6 days in, and we're at 30%!! Thank you guys so much for your support. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cbh...

It’s not about the size of the dog in the fight. It’s about the size of the Red Dog I’m drinking in my car

Even MAGA can feel how decayed and hollow this is. Deep down they know this is just a pedophile’s extended birthday party dressed up as a holiday. Yes, they’d pay $20 for a hot dog while listening to music that sounds like royalty free Christian rock, but only if it feels like winning. This DOES NOT

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