Gavin Newsom is the NFT of guys

if you were white in the years 1965-1976 and you heard somebody's voice played backwards on a record there is a 33% chance you got so scared that you had to go to the hospital

each and every one of my new followers is about to purchase my album Future National Sports. "wow" veryimportant.lawyer

first they came for the finance startup founders talking about fraud with an ai chatbot. and i did not speak out because lol. lmao

"Enjoy The Ride" makes dopey Nickelodeon vinyl for stunted losers. They should leave real musicians alone

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

i keep seeing nice little interviews with and profiles of edward mcmillen about his new game. but then i also see people upset at him for ambient, diffuse reasons that do not appear on the version of Online that i have access to. none of my business, not my problem

fireball friday with tony shalhoub

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey

I don't think anybody who uses Bluesky regularly should cast stones at people who all hate each other and can't read. But go off I guess

i found a cartridge of Cooking Mama 2 in the parking lot of a liquor store a few weeks ago. something is Happening

of the multiple ways "a trump guy got mad because his girlfriend's blanket got left behind" could have been interpreted this is BY FAR the least bad

The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning

We need a word that means the same thing as “enshittification” but doesn’t make me think of Chuck Wendig making a soyface. A normal word

Diner-style restaurants that are not 24 hour should all either close at 3 pm or at midnight.

If I am unusually stupid and affable please know it is the Avexia 2.5 mg 1:1:1 tab talking

We are raising the Idiom Warning Level to yellow following Zach Lowe calling a thorny subject a “complicated bottle of wax.” More as it develops

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i came out strongly against "army guy games" over twenty years ago and every time i ever strayed from the path i have regretted it. the worst was when people tried to say Modern Warfare 2 was a real game with a real story. it wasn't. it was an army guy game

maybe if it's a dunce cap and your pants are on the floor. got 'em

Rock And Roll Photos

Anime Sickos Podcast

But a mean stupid army of henpecked losers told me that democrats can’t do anything unless they have a majority. So I guess this is off the table

Not sure why RFK Jr. is always riding a Sybian when he does these interviews. I don’t think they’re making him do it

I reject recent attempts to rehabilitate the image of the evil and failing nhl but I have to admit “at least we’re not Dutch” is probably the strongest argument yet

i would rather disable all audio devices in my life and never make or listen to music ever again than unmute this eleven second video

you could just watch this a hundred times instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ic...

Autechre - Move of Ten

"rehab addict" is an insane name for a tv show even before you get to the bizarre compound slur the rehab addict used

[most minnesota accent you ever heard] the moon economy is about to boom

people are just saying street preacher things now

“How did you get my phone number”

every now and then i get literally disoriented looking at the headlines on my little firefox home page and seeing how everybody is just openly Fucking Lying. it's crazy-making

[hanging out in the yard and drinking a beer with my rich friend] cool moat.

My phone can’t stop changing “man” to “ma” so now I’m just talking like Camron to my friends at all times

The way Druski is seamlessly crossfading into the Kevin Hart “I’m in everything all of the time” role is disconcerting

I asked @bsky.app and they agreed to add 23 extra characters to the character limit so i could put ~~ dA iLL mUtHaFuCkA ~~ at the end of all my posts

we need to find a way to convince congress that ice is a “tariff”

elon musk announces ambitious plan to become “first pedophile on the moon”

Today I thought of a new fantasy basketball team name (“Sensabaugh Soccer”) that is truly designed to appeal to nobody, even relative to my current fantasy basketball team name (“Oh You’re So Silent Giannis”)

6 am today is christmas i open presents in the dark

I think we can all agree that if the democrats handled things better in 2021 none of us would have to see those words all in a headline like that

Yelling “I pay your salary, asshole!” at the petting zoo goat

For me it’s Ann with Mark Brendanawicz. They put the two “straight man” characters in a relationship and made it the B story of every episode for like a whole ass season. It’s insane they ever recovered from that

Discord analyzed my posts and saw me talking about the Bloc Party “Silent Alarm” anniversary tour and it was like…don’t worry about the age verification my man. We got you

Oh my god

Putting “Swan Boys” in plural like that stresses me out and intrigues me