I “love” when people make videos where it’s a jpeg that I made and they read it outloud I really feel like it “adds something”

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

Halfway point to the cut off date and also halfway to the number of orders where I would cut it off early lol

ventriloquist act

sept 18 2025

People have asked me for years what the “secret” of my art career is, it’s probably mostly that my landlord hasn’t increased my rent since 2020 and it’s a lot easier to make a living making stupid limited appeal drawings when you have cheap rent

It's cool that The Replacements recorded like 20 different versions of Can't Hardly Wait with the same kind of vague half sketched out version of the lyrics before figuring out what the lyrics should actually be and then recording one of the greatest songs ever written

sept 18 2025

my girlfriend told me like a decade ago she saw a drunk frat boy franticly jacking off onto a Nissan Cube while she was walking home, saying it looked like he wanted to fuck the car

one time I was waiting for the elevator at my job and I saw an older man waiting by the other elevators and I said "excuse me you look familiar somehow" and he smiled and said "Well, I'm Karl Rove, nice to meet you [my legal name]" and that was the most scared I have ever felt in my life.

historians in future generations will have to address the many various ways that former hosts of The Man Show intersected with America‘a trajectory as a nation

Charlie Kirk’s job was getting paid $80,000,000 a year by 900 year old conservative donors to essentially do this but with racial crime stats

hard to really take a lot of this kimmel shit that seriously, especially from people who were lockstep behind bringing militarized cops and paid goons down on college kids for calling a genocide a genocide. the horse has been walking very slowly out the barn for a while now

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

Waiting for all the CANCELLED?! free speech-lovin’ comedians like Rogan to object to any of this but we know they’re moral cowards

I broke my several year long streak of never going to any of Austin’s new post 2020 standup comedy clubs because I wanted to see Mick Foley (my hero)

honest work down in the mines

Could this scale up to a statewide strategy, how many more Tejano musicians can the party draft

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

so far this has been the fastest moving new shirt I've put up this year, in contrast to the last one that I put up which was the single worst selling shirt design I've done in the past 4 years

honest work down in the mines

i think the real winners here are people with preexisting cosmologies that any new information can be effortlessly contorted to slot into and justify

you know what they say, scratch a liberal keep scratching the liberal the liberal is really itchy keep scratching a little more his tail is wagging now the liberal has fallen asleep heh, his legs are still twitching, he must be dreaming about means testing

losing my mind now that everyone else finally noticed that ezra klein is stupid

well, i hit my main financial goal for this run of shirts, which was making enough money to buy (very reasonably priced) tickets to see Cap'n Jazz

Once every 6-10 months I hit a wall where I think everything I draw sucks and I can't draw anymore and nothing is working, and then i notice that i've worn down and need to change the texture sheet on my drawing tablet

A man on the street just saluted me and yelled “hello soldier, it’s good to see you back home safely.” I am wearing a camouflage Utz Chips trucker hat.

i am updating the madness rune

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new shirt's finished, back to losing my mind trying to draw a week and a half's worth of comics because I have a bunch of other stuff I have to do in the next two weeks and won't be able to do anything.

the government and the people who control AI are erasing history and research in real time to distort reality www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

Is this good?

A generational talent:

Got my ass again

It's that time that comes almost every month where I have a new t-shirt design out. This one might actually save a life. roryblank.bigcartel.com

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

don't be afraid of wearing light colored shirts man, it's okay i mean just don't eat hot dogs while laying on your back with the shirt on it'll be fine

the new shirt design I am about to put up includes a traced drawing of a toyota sprinter, a wingding, and was almost entirely drawn using the line and pencil tools in adobe animate lol

i simply do not like group chats

all this time i have been avoiding discord because i just hate chat rooms, there's too much shit going on, i don't want to spend my entire day camped out going through 10-20 big group chats having to constantly keep up with what everyone is saying

fuck yeah bro lets all go completely insane

i went to the boulet brothers' live show the other day and now i'm pretty sure i'm taller than the taller one of the two

exclusive preview of my newest shirt design

Fake Wall Freaks

I'm torn between hoping that Olivia Jaimes reveals her true identity when stepping down from Nancy and hoping that it stays a secret for the rest of time.

i have temporarily shelved the t-shirt design i was working on in favor of tracing a photo of a toyota sprinter

in the words of james brown “I feel […] bad […] aaaah”

an editor who rejected work from me like a decade ago followed me on instagram, instantly making me feel like i have way more pressure to make good comics as if to say "you could have had this"

Fake Wall Freaks