I’m showing my partner Swan Boy and I figured I’d start by showing them my favorite chronically anxious hairless cat 🥲 @bransonreese.bsky.social

the strip law clips will continue until (my) morale improves (stephen root is american treasure) (strip law. February 20. netflix)

If you guys are enjoying Swan Boy and want early strips, behind the scenes content, and more I hope you'll consider joining the patreon. It's a good deal unless you join at the thousand dollar tier. Then it's a great deal. But for me.

If you guys are enjoying Swan Boy and want early strips, behind the scenes content, and more I hope you'll consider joining the patreon. It's a good deal unless you join at the thousand dollar tier. Then it's a great deal. But for me.

New Swan Boy up a day early on the Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/150884...

New Swan Boy up a day early on the Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/150884...

Assigning the children of my neighborhood homework to keep them sharp. They revere my assignments.

It would be a pretty funny thing to happen to Lagwagon if a major terrorist attack occurred on May 16th and changed the context of that song forever. Obviously it would also be sad, due to the major terrorist attack.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera

If you're so cold, Cathy is so cold! Let her in, Heathcliffe!

(February 2023) Any and all times of the year are a great time to watch Frank Tashlin's THE STUPID CUPID

Why is it called dendle floss..

For what it's worth I deleted that Into Darkness review because I thought it was a little much

Rona's back!

i discovered a cheat code! if you go to www.patreon.com/bransonreese and insert five bucks you get to see these earlier! we live in a society where you can cheat at anything with money!

I got to see the new Swan Boy before it went live because I'm better than you. Want to be better than me? You can't but if you subscribe to www.patreon.com/bransonreese we can be equals. Technically you can be better than me if you sub at the $1000 level

lmao FUCK you Sluggo

Patrons saw today's comic an entire day early over on patreon.com/bransonreese. Who knows what forbidden early comics and bonus content awaits you?

One gift membership is available here: www.patreon.com/bransonreese... I tried to gift it to my dog but she said "you fool! do you not remember that I was the one who introduced you to the Swan Boy?" then huffed and went back to sleep

I’m a simple man. I see Rona, I subscribe.

swan boy is a must read

Relaunched my Patreon to help cover bills and afford to keep making Swan Boys. Swan Boy is -and will always be- a free comic but now you can get access to comics a day early, as well as behind the scenes art and bonus content. www.patreon.com/bransonreese

Tomorrow's Swan Boy is already up on patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/send-h...

Tomorrow's Swan Boy is already up on patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/send-h...

my bro is doing pre-orders for a very limited 2nd run of the beloved 2021 amfmpm x vanity publishing WUTHERING HEIGHTS tee and longsleeve, silkscreened and heat-set by hand. get it! vanitypublishing.bigcartel.com/product/the-... ♥♥

And I'm supposed to think it sucks when Doctor Who goes back in time and gives Abraham Lincoln the big hat? Get serious. Subscribe to our Patreon to hear the full ep with @bransonreese.bsky.social and while you're there sign up for Branson's new Patreon too! www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

I joined Swan Boy Nation. If I had made better choices and wasn't making a teacher's salary, I wouldn't hesitate to join Bruno Tomato's Debtors.

Patrons saw today's comic an entire day early over on patreon.com/bransonreese. Who knows what forbidden early comics and bonus content awaits you?

branson reposting the swanboy.com link post alerted me to a new swan boy... but then i realized i had already seen this one, yesterday on the patreon! and that's when i knew. that's when i knew that being on the swan boy patreon made me better than other people. and handsomer too

I promise if you join the Patreon, Pin Boy will personally materialize in your room and show you such delights you've never seen or felt before, agony and ecstasy will be inseparable, and your nachos will always be fully loaded

I hear that if you subscribe to Swan Boy, all your hopes, dreams, fears and nightmares will come true!

I subscribed to swan boy and immediately gained the knowledge of the date, time, manner, and relative hilarity of my death

The latest Swan Boy I think is the closest a work of art has come to what it's like being friends with me.

Swan boy is the funniest comic out there and you can take that to the bank, jack.

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

Abandoned Swan Boy comic up now on the patreon. I can promise you there will be many more of these to come. www.patreon.com/posts/abando...

There's a certain jazzy piano riff they play on Unsolved Mysteries segments about con men that's much lower stakes than their usual music and lets you know that on some level they condone what these con men have done.

Swan Boy is dangerous and a pervert. Reading this comic will KILL you do not do it.

Gene Simmons, this is strike one!

Did I mention there's a new Swan Boy up one entire day early RIGHT THIS MOMENT? Its a Cassie one: www.patreon.com/posts/150510...

Nyahhh, support Swan Boy/Branson or I’ll slug ya!!

regular followers should know of the involuntary vow of poverty which governs my existence, yet still I will find $5/mo to support a comic that measurably improves the world by its mere existence, and I urge you to join me in the loving embrace of #SwanBoyNation

First spend your discretionary spending on the various aid programs assisting those affected by ICE. Then spend some clams on making sure Branson can create his boy.

Putting “Swan Boys” in plural like that stresses me out and intrigues me

Swan Boy is one of my favourite comics right now so this was an easy choice for me

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