if this goes even passingly well we're absolutely gonna invade cuba

i hope all us military personnel gets their dick shot off

What's awesome about Marathon is that it has absolutely none of the charm of the original Marathon, has none of the charm of Tarkov or Arc Raiders, has none of the devs from Halo or Destiny, but DOES have pixels and neon shit everywhere (gamers love this)

ah, well, nevertheless...

markets just closed so expect bombs hitting iran within the next hour or two

mr ellison please bring back venture bros

just saw an old man perfectly replicate the roblox oof three times in a row getting out of his car

I’ll say this for Max Landis: he may be a creep but he’s also a bad writer

everyone talking about justifications for war in Iran need to look up the last time the US declared war. it's not when you think!

"first president testifying under oath very blatantly perjures himself" is a cool headline

i have applied to volunteer for a house race in my state twice now. they haven't responded but they have started sending me donation texts so i guess i know their priorities in the race

i should learn how to roll joints

"craziest and worst regime in the world" [citation needed]

but when they want to sell him as a tragic, tortured human, a narrative you can invest in, he is white. his wives and kids are white. he is also literally "white" because his skin is covered with the ashen remains remains ofhis family also; this is because david jaffe is literally garth marenghi

so you got kratos. the character. the icon. the brand. kratos is black. "hes like tanned mediterranean" hes not real. he's voiced by two black dudes, mocapped by a black guy, when they want to sell Kratos as a power fantasy, as an action hero you buy video games to control: he is black.

man, maine is 100% gonna elect a nazi into office

The fact his step brother is an IDF embedded journalist who is buds with the president of Israel, wrote THE pro-zionist book on 10/7, and has been following him on the campaign trail but kept away from cameras really should raise more eyebrows lol.

john oliver should probably be updating his resume

so CNN's gone. that leaves what... ABC affiliates as the only network news capable of saying something even slightly negative about trump? what a great country

what the fuck do you mean that Sarutobi's Gunsticks don't have a gun in Nioh 3? why would you do that

Snake vindicated

don't burst a blood vessel, man

gm henry!

thought about how evil my family's politics was while in the shower and now i'm starting my morning off angry

if you need a good fidget toy just get one of those hand strength workout things. they're great for getting work done and there's the possibility of getting sexy forearms

when elected president, my first order of business will be to make clussy illegal

cuba is not any threat to anyone, they are not pushing global revolution and since the collapse of the soviet union hasn't even engaged in military internationalism, purely medical and humanitarian intervention; their doctors saved millions of lives globally during early covid despite the embargos

he didn't go due to being stuck inside of a dumpster at time of invite. he'd have said no regardless though

Epstein got invited to the world premiere of Brickleberry lmao www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

for all mankind update: still annoyingly lib and i hate danny more than i've hated any character in recent memory, greg succession included

my vet got bought by private equity and now they're selling heartworm medication at $16 *per pill*. love to get a MMO subscription so my dog doesn't get worms

sounds like the SOTU was boring? that's a little disappointing

rowed for a half hour and goddamn i feel great

Smoke that bonkers zaza Yoda will

this is the best thing kash has ever done

new Evangelion series looks crazy

i feel like there's a good chance that whatever amphetamine cocktail they put trump on tonight to make him halfway coherent will make his heart explode

oh sick dropout is doing copaganda

bullying works!

The EVO situation is dire.

how long do you think we have before Steam removes the AI disclaimer

oh hell yeah, the proposed ice facility near me got cancelled

every year or so i think it'd be fun to run a game of Shadowrun. then i read the source book and immediately change my mind

The way to defeat this technology is simple. Anyone wearing Ray Bans gets their ass beat. in six months they will stop production

deadlock seems cool but there's so much movement tech i know i'll never be able to play it

A lot of ignorant commentary about the outburst at the BAFTAs, from people who haven't bothered to do five seconds of research. In Britain, that word means "cigarette", and it is spelt with the R before the E. It is customarily pronounced with the "hard R" in Scotland, but non-rhotically in England.