Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

I see you all getting your little dunks in about Scott Adams dying alone while begging Donald Trump to save him. But Dilbert, Dogbert and Catbert just lost a father. Now's the time for unity. Be better.

chastity belt

i try not to cope too hard but all of these ICE interactions are those of a teenager shitting themselves that their bluff is being called

kamala would have won if corndad posted hog

FFXI cactuar about to have me actin up

a very "i wish you luck in your imminent job search" to all Epic Games PR staff

coming back to work after a vacation and immediately slamming "Mark All As Read" on the 300+ emails I got

susie dent on taskmaster??? i'm there yesterday

Shiba Kagurabachi: Blackbeard's strongest disciple

This time we've got ICE! Oversight, baby! [ICE simply says no] Ah, nevertheless...

puffing a bubble pipe in front of a roaring fire and catching up on my literature

saw a really depressing pet post and now i'm gonna be trying not to cry all night 👍

rewatching the "Shoot That Guy" scene from Fury just to feel joy again

it's so cool how no one's going to do anything at all about twitter or jonathan ross

sven is very very obviously lying

i'm gonna say it ball x pit is mediocre at best

i could really fuck up some onion rings rn

i still don't really grasp the argument for speed cameras yes, please install more surveillance infrastructure that can be used for literally anything. i love giving the cops even more tools to ruin our lives. cameras on every lightpole please

dog what the fuck is wrong with new england

Brought Wookie to the coffee shop and he is having a grand time

I moved ~10 different times from 6 to 15. I've just realized I can give you the floorplan of almost every house I've lived at from memory but I couldn't tell you a single life event that happened there.

I'm gonna figure out how to put weed in this thing Cat unrelated but welcome to hang

Now that's a public service

man, imagine all this shit going down in Minneapolis if Jesse Ventura was still governor. he'd have things sorted out by the end of the day

it's insane that this place will banish you to the Rude Dimension for calling someone a dipshit but will allow videos of a state execution to be posted without tagging or any sort of filtering love to get flashbanged with a snuff film, cool site

i watch the news in a lotus position, serene in the knowledge that nothing ever happens

it's 2026 and i'm still sad Neill Blomkamp never turned into anything

you are now entering: the cool zone

oh, you think bullying is bad? when was the last time you had to hear from max landis

when you get mad at me, this is who you're getting mad at

oh yeah? well fuck you [fills your humidifier with stale bong water]

getting suicidal in the shower sucks because you're not getting that done without looking like John Landis directed a Mr Bean skit

she skoova on my stev til i turgle

gonna make my friends get high and watch every Riddick movie with me for my birthday

you can say a lot of things about Forspoken but magical nail art is such a cool fucking idea

my wedding ring was missing (my fault) for nearly a week and my wife just found it! common wife W

I was compelled to draw trans Dilbert again and then I blacked out what’s that other thing on my tablet

"people on bluesky called me a doofus so I'm gonna hang out at the child porn bar"

Agree or disagree with the merits of the operation, you can't help but be in awe of the audacious Al Qaeda operation that brought down two towers in Lower Manhattan.

Weighed my cat and she's lost three quarters of a pound in five or six months, which is nearly 10% of her weight. Poor Fen :(

not a dunk on tim here but people should look up when the last time congress declared war was

We do some wild shit here but "unilaterally kidnapping the sitting head of a sovereign government" is next level What will the world do? (Nothing)