Yoda Nobunaga
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I repeat myself when under stress ad infinitum (he/him)
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*shirley manson casting roles for pulp fiction* I’m only happy with Ving Rhames
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I’m finally starting to figure out EU5 and though I might still be too stupid for it I can tell it’s a very, very good game
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Buying my son a subscription to playboy for his third birthday
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We need the president’s weekly lastfm grid
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Pabst Blue Ronin
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Throwback thrash garbage commissioner, call that
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Ryan Nanni
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doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal
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Today is Friday in California
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This might be the greatest punt I’ve ever seen in
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CJ Fogler
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Ok the coffin corner punt was nice from AJ Cole, this punt is INCREDIBLE
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me every time I put a book on the bottom shelf
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CJ Fogler
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utopia deferred
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I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol
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“Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours” is the hardest lyric of all time
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do you think he participated in the poster’s strike?
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Call me when there’s a Steven Wilson remix of Tormato
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I probably won’t get it but I’m tempted just to hear how they could possibly make single versions of any of this damn album
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I should start mixing again I loved that shit and I can’t believe I ever stopped
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After Last Season (2009)
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The coolest shirt in the world would be this but it says The Royal Scam and has a pictures of Don and Walt
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well shoot
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I think I should run for mayor next time. Minneapolis clearly craves mediocre white men and at least I have good politics
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Shocking! The guy that sits in my library all day every day playing a world of tanks clone got kicked out for yelling a bunch of racial slurs
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
about 2 years ago
we all know that will ferrell looks like the drummer from red hot chili peppers but why does the drummer from kansas look like kevin nealon
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Fun fact! The ME 262 fighter jet was named after its inventor John Jacob Jinglemesserschmitt
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Iron Chef Bot
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this is one of those things that makes me feel real good about living like a mile from MSP
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I’m happy for all you NYC people but Fateh is probably going to lose the next few rounds and I’m not happy about it!
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
about 1 year ago
DENNIS
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Phil Incelmo
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[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
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wait a minute Windom Earle was one of the candidates in Virginia?
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wargen
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brought a bag lunch, smart
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That’s an engine cowling guarantee it’s exactly like American Flight 191
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Jean Greagor
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genuinely hope the people that run kalshi, polymarket and the like get [redacted] by a [redacted]
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Eric Bloom working at Dairy Queen during peak hours: “oh please don’t let these shakes go on”
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Pile Of Garbage
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Dicey "Marine Hater Prime" June
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A copy of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead went missing and I’ve made enough jokes that I think my coworkers are going to kill me
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this is the most correct take I’ve ever seen in my life
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Oh my god it’s also Europa Universalis 5 day let’s fucking go
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If Omar Fateh loses it’s because his campaign didn’t run with a Sashay Fateh slogan
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the Cheney family mournfully removing their clothes and making a human pyramid at his funeral
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can’t wait to not vote for Jacob Frey today!
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lawngnomesorceress
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cheney carked it bc he knew we're gonna have a muslim mayor of nyc before the day was out. Mamdani already delivering whoooo
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My loudest rest in piss of all time
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leave Zohran's beautiful wife alone!
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
5 days ago
Guess who is on the Mr. Skin mailing list somehow
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miss fugazi
7 months ago
therapist: smooth eldorado can’t hurt you, it’s not real smooth eldorado:
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I say goodnight to my boys every single night
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Congratulations to Robert Fripp for being named 2025’s Sexiest Man Alive
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people that care about steroids are cowards
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