Yoda Nobunaga
@yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social
📤 1303
📥 677
📝 7653
I live in Minneapolis you have to be nice to me. THRAK’s strongest soldier (he/him)
pinned post!
I said it sounds like he’s just feeding World Trade Centers to Al Qaeda and then his secretary of defense started crying
about 1 month ago
0
13
1
I just learned about a group of monks that distributed food to the poor in Bordeaux: the Aquitaine Hunger Force
about 5 hours ago
0
6
0
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
columbo screenshots
about 6 hours ago
3
1009
357
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
🦉
about 6 hours ago
Maybe their roads shouldnt be free either. Maybe they should have to pay for police protection and fire. Maybe they shouldnt have a right to a public defender. Maybe they shouldnt get over the air television. Maybe they should pay for weather updates.
add a skeleton here at some point
0
24
2
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
Arlan Hellison*
10 months ago
will you smoke weed with me on the Porn Parody Enterprise Bridge
10
216
37
Guy who thinks NASA staged the toilet failure on Artemis II
about 19 hours ago
3
26
1
one of the finest posts of all time
add a skeleton here at some point
about 20 hours ago
15
5817
1397
Ft. Hood about to have a murder rate of yes per capita
add a skeleton here at some point
about 22 hours ago
0
32
3
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
Phil
about 24 hours ago
“It looks like you're using an ad blocker.” Yeah, bitch. Your website is unusable without it!
0
8
1
Board at work and reading NTSB reports
about 23 hours ago
1
3
0
Hanging out with a five beers deep
@orbgazer.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
about 24 hours ago
1
13
2
Tool sounds so good when you don’t have a bitch in you ear telling you it’s pretentious
1 day ago
2
10
1
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
Matt
1 day ago
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship
11
2217
766
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
t. kendal mintcake
1 day ago
donald fagen heads into the Lyrics Cave and throws a dart at a dartboard with three sections. the sections are neatly marked “futuristic car,” “pedophile [oblique],” and “futuristic women.”
1
7
1
Pam Bondi has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
1 day ago
0
5
0
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
Mount St. Helens Archive
2 days ago
Yes, Virginia, there is a Jeff Gordon t-shirt being worn in Mission Control.
4
35
7
I just learned that Julia Louis-Dreyfus is related to the Dreyfus Affair Dreyfuses
2 days ago
0
4
0
*the whitest person of all time voice* whitey’s on the moon
2 days ago
0
68
13
I want to be the first person to clog a toilet on the moon
2 days ago
1
7
0
We’re now one step closer to me getting a sexy Turian girlfriend
2 days ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
rob
2 days ago
kind of fucked up there isn't a single fat guy astronaut. and don't act like you have to be lean to be in space.
21
397
28
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
Iron Chef Bot
2 days ago
6
178
82
Enjoying the Artemis II launch
2 days ago
0
4
0
I’ll admit I panicked a bit every time it cut to a different camera
2 days ago
1
6
0
That’s what it’s all about
2 days ago
0
9
0
Can’t believe I’m actually watching us go back to the moon right now this is so fucking cool
2 days ago
0
3
1
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
wargen
2 days ago
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i'm going to steer this ship into the rocks
6
1154
386
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
aaron
2 days ago
i’m with ms rachel, hasan piker, pedro pascal, zohran mamdani, and chapell roan. we’re all going to hang out and help palestinian and cuban and trans children together. deal with it
add a skeleton here at some point
0
49
10
They should make it so you can be late to work as you want and not get in trouble
2 days ago
1
7
0
how many times to I need to hit myself on the head to forget everything I’ve learned about one clavicular
2 days ago
2
11
0
I’m not joking
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
2
19
2
Baha’i blast
3 days ago
0
3
1
I am once again playing Cyberpunk 2077
3 days ago
0
12
5
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚
3 days ago
Hello succulent Chinese meal I’m dad
0
34
6
I should be eligible for Canadian citizenship because one of my dad’s ex-wives is from Newfoundland
3 days ago
0
5
0
Annexing Alberta would be fuckin wild
3 days ago
0
1
0
My son has been enraptured by the inherent masculine desire to climb up slides the wrong way
3 days ago
3
20
0
8-1 is fuckin wild good lord
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
1
3
0
me evaluating breakfast taquitos on rollers at the gas station
3 days ago
0
8
1
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
4 days ago
Great point
add a skeleton here at some point
9
363
13
Cookie Monster running a food truck is an extremely good bit
4 days ago
1
1
0
I’m not voting for Gavin Newsom and I’m definitely not voting for fucking Rahm Emanuel
4 days ago
2
13
0
Delta-v is a real motherfucker
4 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
Robocop (1987)
4 days ago
We're getting creamed out there.
0
6
3
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
binp
5 days ago
THE CONNECTICUT FUCKING HUSKIES
1
6
1
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
Zach Goldberg
5 days ago
Everybody take a turn posting.
5
218
28
reposted by
Yoda Nobunaga
CJ Fogler
5 days ago
HOLY SHIT UCONN
loading . . .
180
4937
1541
I feel like people are really underestimating how much of a nightmare a war in Iran will be. I don’t even give a shit about the oil, so so many people will die
5 days ago
0
7
0
my new aspiration is to be a celebrity cameo on Sesame Street
5 days ago
3
11
0
The boy has decided he really likes Sesame Street which means he’s at least a bit Muppet curious
5 days ago
0
11
0
Load more
feeds!
log in