about that first one

all of this over a guy that’s gonna lose anyway

extremely important @orbgazer.bsky.social content alert

me and the boys are having an unlimited hangout and you’re invited

shoutout to the extremely beautiful woman chatting me up about Roadside Picnic

sometimes you watch an oomfie crash out and then they’re not your oomfie anymore

One of the first things my RA told us my freshman year was “no means no, maybe means no, and yes means no in the morning”

yeah this guy is definitely a predator

I won’t believe the freedom gas stations are real unless I’m physically at one of them and even then it’s still probably fake

*david lee roth voice*

Call me a 2016 Volkswagen dealership the way I want to see J Mascis

The Islamic Republic of Japan feels like it was custom made for riffing

They call it House of Leaves because you turn 360 degrees and leave it on the shelf

Tbh I was going to have a weird reaction to whatever King Gizzard did next since Phantom Island is arguably my favorite album of theirs and I love their take on southern rock/AOR

There was obviously a lot going on in the ESPN Sean Payton piece yesterday, but this is what I've thought about the most since reading it www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

mcconnell is dead and this "weekend at bernies" stuff they are doing is just practice for the big show

I’ve spent a good portion of this morning and yesterday afternoon trying to track down a biography of Duffy Daugherty for a patron

not sure how I feel about techno Gizzard

the song of the summer is B'Boom off of King Crimson's hit album THRAK (1995)

"erm... you sure about that one, chief?? Cause I don't see what the casablanca conference of 1943 has to do with soccer" by DepressedBy20YrsOfGradSchool >>>>>>>>> matt tiabbi talking about how persecuted straight men are these days or whatever

mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL

who among us hasn’t been entranced by a beautiful woman

the real Woke 2 is the death of the “dirtbag left”

A little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love eating. One of my favorite things to do.

remember harry cherry? whatever happened to harold cherrold.

no more smoothgroin shit. Its full bush summer. Its belly rolls summer. Its spitting on men summer. Its property damage summer.

I’m acting holier than thou because I am holier than thou

Ken “Credible Allegations” Klippenstein

Ah now it makes sense

Argentina eliminates Cape Verde and Egypt, Trump ruins everything for America, Mexico loses. Tomorrow we’re going to see Haaland walking around Miami in a Burzum shirt

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

If they really want to grow the game in America they should stop playing while all of us are at work

mfw checking in on the score of egypt v argentina

Renaming the Aswan High Dam to the Mostafa Shoubir Dam

I’m running out of post-war bad things that have happened in Japan that I know about but I’m certain they were all Chiitan’s fault

Hmm

Chiitan was supposed to cut off Mishima’s head but failed.

Chiitan is the spokesperson of the repeal Article 9 lobby

The dream of Nasser is alive

i swear i try to not do the AS A METALHEAD thing but if you go back to when that tattoo was revealed every single metal twitter refugee on here was instantly posting “this dude gotta go”

Where is Mitch? Is he safe? Is he all right?

lmao

Adrian Belew: hopping around in a pink suit playing a crazy guitar solo Robert Fripp:

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

As a dad in my mid-30s I suppose it’s my calling to get into Minnesota United

hydration break