I’m finally starting to figure out EU5 and though I might still be too stupid for it I can tell it’s a very, very good game

Buying my son a subscription to playboy for his third birthday

We need the president’s weekly lastfm grid

Throwback thrash garbage commissioner, call that

doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal

This might be the greatest punt I’ve ever seen in

Ok the coffin corner punt was nice from AJ Cole, this punt is INCREDIBLE

me every time I put a book on the bottom shelf

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I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol

“Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours” is the hardest lyric of all time

do you think he participated in the poster’s strike?

Call me when there’s a Steven Wilson remix of Tormato

I probably won’t get it but I’m tempted just to hear how they could possibly make single versions of any of this damn album

I should start mixing again I loved that shit and I can’t believe I ever stopped

After Last Season (2009)

The coolest shirt in the world would be this but it says The Royal Scam and has a pictures of Don and Walt

well shoot

I think I should run for mayor next time. Minneapolis clearly craves mediocre white men and at least I have good politics

Shocking! The guy that sits in my library all day every day playing a world of tanks clone got kicked out for yelling a bunch of racial slurs

we all know that will ferrell looks like the drummer from red hot chili peppers but why does the drummer from kansas look like kevin nealon

Fun fact! The ME 262 fighter jet was named after its inventor John Jacob Jinglemesserschmitt

this is one of those things that makes me feel real good about living like a mile from MSP

I’m happy for all you NYC people but Fateh is probably going to lose the next few rounds and I’m not happy about it!

DENNIS

[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani

wait a minute Windom Earle was one of the candidates in Virginia?

brought a bag lunch, smart

That’s an engine cowling guarantee it’s exactly like American Flight 191

genuinely hope the people that run kalshi, polymarket and the like get [redacted] by a [redacted]

Eric Bloom working at Dairy Queen during peak hours: “oh please don’t let these shakes go on”

A copy of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead went missing and I’ve made enough jokes that I think my coworkers are going to kill me

this is the most correct take I’ve ever seen in my life

Oh my god it’s also Europa Universalis 5 day let’s fucking go

If Omar Fateh loses it’s because his campaign didn’t run with a Sashay Fateh slogan

the Cheney family mournfully removing their clothes and making a human pyramid at his funeral

can’t wait to not vote for Jacob Frey today!

cheney carked it bc he knew we're gonna have a muslim mayor of nyc before the day was out. Mamdani already delivering whoooo

My loudest rest in piss of all time

leave Zohran's beautiful wife alone!

Guess who is on the Mr. Skin mailing list somehow

therapist: smooth eldorado can’t hurt you, it’s not real smooth eldorado:

I say goodnight to my boys every single night

Congratulations to Robert Fripp for being named 2025’s Sexiest Man Alive

people that care about steroids are cowards