MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

I've been listening to Fear Inoculum and I think it would be like 5x better if all the songs were instrumentals

We are the Sons of the Wilburys who didn't Travel

the ayatollah ain't got nothing on robert bork

I don’t care about the declining userbase of bluesky because I’ve had sex at least once

Happy THRAKiversary from my favorite lesbian aunts

Happy THRAKiversary

Happy 31st THRAKiversary to all who celebrate

I have a three day weekend and I have an ear infection

I just learned about a group of monks that distributed food to the poor in Bordeaux: the Aquitaine Hunger Force

Maybe their roads shouldnt be free either. Maybe they should have to pay for police protection and fire. Maybe they shouldnt have a right to a public defender. Maybe they shouldnt get over the air television. Maybe they should pay for weather updates.

will you smoke weed with me on the Porn Parody Enterprise Bridge

Guy who thinks NASA staged the toilet failure on Artemis II

one of the finest posts of all time

Ft. Hood about to have a murder rate of yes per capita

“It looks like you're using an ad blocker.” Yeah, bitch. Your website is unusable without it!

Board at work and reading NTSB reports

Hanging out with a five beers deep @orbgazer.bsky.social

Tool sounds so good when you don’t have a bitch in you ear telling you it’s pretentious

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

donald fagen heads into the Lyrics Cave and throws a dart at a dartboard with three sections. the sections are neatly marked “futuristic car,” “pedophile [oblique],” and “futuristic women.”

Pam Bondi has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

Yes, Virginia, there is a Jeff Gordon t-shirt being worn in Mission Control.

I just learned that Julia Louis-Dreyfus is related to the Dreyfus Affair Dreyfuses

*the whitest person of all time voice* whitey’s on the moon

I want to be the first person to clog a toilet on the moon

We’re now one step closer to me getting a sexy Turian girlfriend

kind of fucked up there isn't a single fat guy astronaut. and don't act like you have to be lean to be in space.

Enjoying the Artemis II launch

I’ll admit I panicked a bit every time it cut to a different camera

That’s what it’s all about

Can’t believe I’m actually watching us go back to the moon right now this is so fucking cool

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i'm going to steer this ship into the rocks

i’m with ms rachel, hasan piker, pedro pascal, zohran mamdani, and chapell roan. we’re all going to hang out and help palestinian and cuban and trans children together. deal with it

They should make it so you can be late to work as you want and not get in trouble

how many times to I need to hit myself on the head to forget everything I’ve learned about one clavicular

I’m not joking

Baha’i blast

I am once again playing Cyberpunk 2077

Hello succulent Chinese meal I’m dad

I should be eligible for Canadian citizenship because one of my dad’s ex-wives is from Newfoundland

Annexing Alberta would be fuckin wild

My son has been enraptured by the inherent masculine desire to climb up slides the wrong way

8-1 is fuckin wild good lord

me evaluating breakfast taquitos on rollers at the gas station

Great point

Cookie Monster running a food truck is an extremely good bit