Someone needs to FOIA Trump’s clock drawings

Lewis Hamilton is going to have a 15 second lead on the last lap and get annihilated by a goose because that’s how Ferrari works

This is easily the funniest thing he’s ever done

It’s time to reactivate the Sato Cell

Tragic that Kyle Busch never ran the Indy 500

If the Indy 500 gets rained out this year I’m going to jump off a bridge

People that sit in the middle of an intersection so they can turn left when the light turns red should be shot

Work in medical devices, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

i love the all the vocalists in chicago Terry Kath, Robert Lamm, et Cetera

legend

i’ve seen screenshots of kyle busch invoking the constitution to complain about NASCAR being mean to him but the full clip is breathtaking. he had the greatest villain run in american sports this century and i’m not taking counter suggestions

Kyle Busch dying is fucking crazy

<hears Laura Palmer’s Theme> “More like Angelo Goodalamenti!”

I'm putting Grogu in the Byford Dolphin airlock.

Disappointed I’m not working at the book depository when there’s a Kennedy in town

Smashing Pumpkins on the Zeitgeist tour

Shoutout to the guy I just saw at Lake and Cedar wearing a “I ❤️ MILFs” shirt

It’s me. I’m the Russian funded poster. Not for propaganda purposes but because Putin really loves the Double Trio era of King Crimson

Don’t really care if you use DoorDash or not but you should have Catholic Guilt about it

Shoutout to Bethesda for putting a lil droid in starfield it’s my son’s new favorite thing in the world

Robert Lou Thee Stevenson

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

what's happening in Virginia with spanberger is a good preview of what you will get with a hypothetical democratic president in 2029. a single, unpopular term that accomplishes very little

My mental health would be in a substantially worse state if not for Iron Chef Bot

Paul Thee Shore

Graham Platner cranking his hog in a portapotty makes me like him more, unfortunately

DENNIS

who need they el niñussy ate

The reviews are in, and they are pounding Grogu into a flat filet. They are covering him with breadcrumbs and parmagiano reggiano in a wet-dry-wet process, then laying him safely in a 370 degree skillet full of olive oil. The critics are gonna eat Grogu parm you guys

*baron von trapp voice* bari weiss

real ones get my prog metal recommendations via email

Feeling unwell so I'm taking my medicine

gimme some reggae

Overheard in the music section of a Barnes and Noble: “I’ve had it with this bebop horseshit” and I respect you, time traveling jazz purist from the 1940s.

Ike Willis passed away a couple of days ago. He had an incredible voice and I met him one time and he was really nice to me. I know you don't like the music, but humor me and listen to this. It's probably the best example of how great of a singer he was. #zappa #ikewillis

They should let Michael McDonald direct the next Star Wars movie and they should let George a Lucas sing and play keys in The Doobie Brothers

Shoutout to Sammy Sosa, inventor of the Samosa

I repeat: it is time to nationalize Taco Bell

I don’t know if that’s a true derecho in Michigan but that radar looks nasty

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

I’ve never really been an Our Tax Dollars guy but all the blatant corruption, ballroom, slush fund for rioting pedophiles etc is really throwing me into a permanent state of rage and bloodlust. Something’s gotta give

May 18, 1980 | 8:32 a.m. The ground shudders. A M5.1 quake hits beneath Mount St. Helens. Weakened critically, the north face bulge collapses outward. Within seconds, a pyroclastic density surge bursts through the disintegrating slope. The clock strikes zero.