goodnight bluesky

My boyfriend made me these 🥹:

sour patch adult

wwo

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

angled

"cardstock: its unpleasant to paint on" thats a freebie for any cardstock companies out there

it looks really pretty on the black paper but sadly thsi is jsut dang cardstock

everyone is so good at this I’m proud of us as a commubnity

Finally got around to watching Martin Superb or whatever the movie's name is right now and...erm...is it just me or is Chalamet's character very #problematic? Like, I don't think this is #woke of them, tbh... #Yikes‼️ And they wanna give him some awards for this? Seriously❓ #CancelChalamet

i love bluesky because evreyone understands jokes

Me and who

me and who

me adn who

*posteing sommelier voice* Yhis pairs nicely with your MGK boner meth poste!

the hardest part of faking my own death would be never posteign again

i love my phone but i hate my phone do you undrestand. of course you do you also have used Phone

i don't blame the moss, we're also changing the environment in terrible ways for every other living things, and they have the excuse of not having brains and also being moss

we peaked at Big Centipedes though, it was all downhill from there, hashtag return

rem go on black mirror

I can't believe I met you. I can't believe the happiness I feel with you. You have a vast, vast soul and I will always, always, always come back to it. Kisses, kisses, kisses.

Technically speaking no, mosses and algae were the first life forms to leave the oceans and because of that there were no pollinators to drive the evolution of flowers. That is called a perigonium and does not require a symbiotic pollinator to reproduce, it relies on gravity.

WAIT WHAT IF I CAN GAMBLE MY MONEY ON PLAYING SNAKE WHEN I'M BORED THIS IS GENIOUS OH NO I'M BORKE

clocking in on the app that also has all my sports betting info

“how was i supposed to know you didn’t mean it in the biblical sense??”

kicked out of church. i very much misunderstood what they wanted when they asked me to "play the organ" as it turns out

wait why does the olympics have an organist. olympic organplaying

we already have an everything app and it’s phone

community moderation win: we yelled at this guy utnil he pissed his pants adn then called him pisspants until he left

i cant even laugh at this shit most of the time i hate these gallows i want a more entertaining one

jsut realized that i have had two people with the same name on here confused for liek at least a year

what does player 2 welcome mean

i left grammar check on on my phone, entirely as a power move. fuck you for trying to correct me. youre wrong like 95% of the time anyway

spellcheck jsut suggested "nevre knkw" to me so i 1000% will win at phone

primarily postes from computer (employed) vs primarily postes from phone (unemployed)

i have my phone always on do not disturb. if i wanted to be disturbed by my phone id open nextdoor

did.... did a gamer make these

web browsers.....

Yes I want my bank app to have minigames to play while I'm bored.

shocking evreyone including myself i think i hate my phone

The delete everything app, because it takes up too much storage, and you only need it for two things.

having my bank, medical info and place where people call me slurs all rolled into one?? wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

literally its fucking horrifying a thought. nevre leave your phone never leave the app

yes i totally want the place where i get in arguments with strangers to also be my bank. what could go wrong

imagining a true "everything app" adn recoiling in horror

i think ahving a specific thing for a specific purpose gives your doing the specific thing focus. how many times have you picked up your phone to do something and wound up posteign instead

untitled, watercolor on paper towel, 2026 -- $400