There are two. Dental, and other

my mom is hung up on "dental teeth" and asked google "how many kinds of teeth are there" and i immediately said "four. incisor, canine, bicuspid, molar. how do i know this. why do i know this off the top of my head"

Your dog's dental teeth, not those other non dental teeth

adding 10 different record_scratch[1]_sfx.mp3 files to the playlist and hitting shufle

googled how to brush a dog and it gave me this follow up advice, in case i also meant brushing its. dental teeth

rem i dont think those make that sound

iPod shuffle crew checking in 🌟 I just used mine this morning to listen to the new Boards of Canada album!

[record scratch]

searching youtube for "america ending explained"

Sean Connery voice: “But in Latin, Joey begins with an I.”

I misread it and thought it forced your followers to get notifications when you post

Deltarune

oh neat!!

[Threaducation: NSFW Moderation & Personal Responsibility) There's a lot of talk about Bsky's new TOS nonsense, which kicks in on October 15th, but most of the users here don't even KNOW they have moderation settings to avoid NSFW content they don't wanna see. That needs fixing RIGHT NOW! 1/6

Anti-porn, anti-sex worker, and anti-sex censorship directly corresponds to a tilt downward into a more ideologically conservative and oppressive society. Regardless of your personal comfort with nsfw content on the internet, it's absolutely critical to support it right now.

hey loves 💜 we're out of food stamps and running on fumes if you have anything to spare for your favorite disabled middle aged transsexual survivors we would love you forever vmo: ellemeff $fionasnapple paypal.me/ellemeff we're down to wearing dirty clothes b/c we cant afford laundry 😅 help plz💜

Incredible comment on the Red Letter Media Mandolorian and Grogu review.

you will not be able to get this song out of your head. this is the most OH MY GAWD I NEED TO GET IN A PIT RIGHT NOW song ive heard in awhile. it so flipping good omg yo srrsly youtu.be/VTA8F3PG4hE?...

also I love getting a notification that's like " the postes liked your post" thanks @rem.bsjky.team

Feebie Ross/Rachel Ichabod Eric (Joey’s real name) Nadine D Sandler

that is for sure an american robin, turdus migratorius

it's like guaranteed one point of damage and there's nothing you can do about it

I am very leery of ppl who say “weary of” when they mean “wary of”

FIGURED OUT WHY

Some people pronounce those words exactly the same. I pronounce them /wɪəɹɪ/ and /wɛəɹɪ/, which are different, but they sound very similar.

also I hate that it comes from “Amazon Music”. why do these companies think their music products should have podcasts?

we have amazon prime family membership or whatever but anyway amazon keeps emailing me all "we noticed you havent been listening to podcasts, which are included with your prime membership" and buddy if im listening to podcasts on amazon prime that means my account has been hacked

it would be one thing if it were on purpose but it OBVIOUSLY ISNT THEY THINK THATS WHAT THE WORD MEANS

that one really gets my oat

I'm cautious, rem I mean I'm tired

And "champing at the bit" to "chomping at the bit"! It drives me mad lol

Me when I can’t tell if people are scared or tired of a guy

This is why we don’t have a united Ireland.

why did people start saying "weary of" to mean "wary of" and how can i make them stop

if i had written spirit in the sky idk if id be so confident i was going to heaven, given i wrote spirit in the sky

oops one sec

i hold the lathe of heaven. tomorrow its goign to rain

all dogs go to heaven, except for the war criminals

haev we ever considered that hell is among the stars adn heaven is returning home

theres a special heaven for postres its called “hell”

only protestant dogs go to heaven

RIP brittany murphy you would have loved knives out

my accountt here is like pandoras box except instead of monsters there are postes and instead of hope there are postes

“Here, wear these glasses. Sometimes the maggots try to jump in your eyes.”

I was unaware any of them had names, seem to recall they only ever referred to each other as "Friend" but it's been a long time since I watched

Feebie matthew peRry rachieI Expensove apartment how you Doin rosS Holy shit