wjat the fuck is a Cortana. sounds like a cd-rom about learning from 1998 with an image of a dolphin leaping on the cover

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show some respect

プリズンブレイカー夜舟ฅ(ΦωΦ)ฅ

not s&p approved has been approved by s&p

sadly some people grow them when tgey dont want to adn itd be cool if we as a species could stop that

i think its cool that anyone can grow boobs if they want

I grew up on forums. You think I'm worried about relevance

we are not dead we're just sleepy

rushing to post a joke comment only to find the exact same one from an hour ago with 0 likes

“Bluesky is dying” No man. You’re dying. Bluesky is a website

the year is 2026. the most important person in politics is the guy from Home Alone, the most important person in media is the guy from Fear Factor, and the most important person in technology is the owner of MechaHitler. what we need now, more than ever, is to defeat the left

ingredience ..... pizza . .. ... Popof Jons.

I love this photo. I love the cat’s position and expression, I love the textures, I love the ethereal light leaks. From my collection, no info known.

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Limewire 🟩

I was irresponsible & completely ran out of peanuts. I dipped into my posh, yet plain and shelled pistachios to feed the pigeons. They were not impressed. (At least the crows & woodie enjoyed) I’ve literally seen them eat the most undesirable things 🤮 - yet my expensive nuts were not good enough 😅

yeah at least i don’t have an overinflated ego where i think i’m somehow less boring than people who are wiring together 400 car batteries to run hundreds of kiloamperes through random objects

rip jfk u wouldve loved pokemon

Might be a good time to remember that each of us is profoundly annoying to someone.

the problems in whoville could have been solved with an HOA

Really can't emphasize enough that my main use for this site is not to be Taken Seriously By Media but rather to post that, in the original 1957 book, the Grinch is at least 53 years old. The Grinch has seen two world wars and a great depression. He doesn't need to hear shit from you

the way we treat the word itself, too, as being almost like a slur — charged with negative energy, even speaking it or writing it out a cause of harm — i think further amplifies, and prolongs, the harm done to victims: the thing that was done to you was so bad, you can’t even say its name.

it’s wild that for all the titans in the fossil record, blue whales - who are with us right here and now - are, as far as we know, the largest animals that have ever lived

they're putting me in the big centrifuge tomorrow

oh no bluesky is dying and irrelevant again, i hate when this happens!

GOD who cares

i aint readin all that but heres jar jar binks ramen

Discourse immediately getting worse as the east coast gets snowed in, damn

not to start this discourse again but if the goal is to be influential — rather than just post — then you need to grab a mic and turn on your front facing camera

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Bluesky is not the commons. Twitter is not the commons. You can’t have a privately held commons. That’s not what words mean

thsi song is about three minutes too long

Uni, that yellow scarf looks so good on you!

Hirō Isono’s famous Mana Tree artwork for Secret of Mana (SNES) ❤️

ah yes, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony...from Neon Genesis Evangelion

Explosions in the Sky Lo-fi beats to study to. Lo-fi beats for researching the decline and fall of musicians in the streaming era. Lo-fi beats in which to get your tween a stereo system. Lo-fi beats in which to wrap a jewel-case CD. A deep, comforting wall of sound, passed down.

wish i had a way to secure this ice pack

my haters are jsut jealous of my joie de vivre

sea urchins and anemones will wrap their little tendrils around your finger if you touch them

the aquarium was really fun

octopostes

Cat squares step 3: painting 🎨 [ #cuteart #illustration ]

hell yeag octopo stes

i got an octopus hat

woelcome to the postes jungle weve got lots of postes