babbage would've loved social media to be fair, he was an original poster

It really is a great time for gays who like space

Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job

my sister got the shaq gummies and i looked at them adn. who are these for. certainly not shaq

i have been nauseous literally every single moment of the past 18 days but i dont care because i have only fleeting and manageable desire for nicotine

today is day 11

me getting ready to use my macro lens to photograph a nuclear explosion mere inches away from the detonation, smiling and laughing, blissfully unaware,

i love conspiracy theorists so much. go take an optics course. go take a photography course. go learn about lens distortion and all the other dumb shit that happens when you stack a bunch of pieces of glass in front of each other so you can take a picture of something far away from you

how long do i have to go without nicotine before i can say ive quit

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

im so grateful that kratom just gives me the worst headache of my life

You'd THINK if you were a CEO of say a toaster company and your toaster coaxed a guy into killing himself so he and your toaster could finally be together only after failing to get that guy to LITERALLY MURDER YOU you would say hey maybe we should stop making these toasters & putting them in schools

Maybe I was wrong about AI because one task involved homing in on Google CEO Sundar Pichai and lol the AI is trying to take out it's own boss.

ChatGPT: As a teen, you'll find kratom gets you the highest when you mix it with xans & booze, and definitely more Robitussin, for a kick Sam Altman: This is good actually A human brain: I should burn down Sam Altman's house before he kills any more kids Sam Altman: Hey this sucks what the fuck

yeah it’s so fake NASA put it on their website and it has the exif data on their flickr and lenses have never distorted distance www.nasa.gov/image-detail...

good morning party posteres

pulling so much cum out of that thing (his pussy)

they may only have the one trick, but it'll blow your mind

the great magician orgasmo

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

one of those arcs where spider-man gets a new costume and JJJ is telling the bugle's style section head to have a whole piece calling it tacky dogshit

I’m shooting this from the extended stay Marriott because my wife kicked me out this morning. Anyway I didn’t do those specific things.

Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)

wake up babe i hope you're horny cause i got us two tickets to the

when you use the stuff i make, i get a temporary power up. i start jumping really high and attacking enemies with a fireball attack

birkenstocks imply the existence of birkenbonds, birkenberkshire birkenhathaway and birkenwarren birkenbuffett

can’t believe we get to do this again next year

this is an authentic image btw, bc someone already hit me with “that’s not real” www.nasa.gov/image-detail...

"the crew is in excellent shape" in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...

Iconic Photo

Space stuff is cool. We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff. Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran. What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?

[slamming mug on bar, yelling] estonia's right

Child care that ends at 3 p.m. doesn't work for many working families. So we're changing it. This fall, our 2-K program will pilot year-round care for 2-year-olds, with a full 10-hour day from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Because truly "universal" child care matches the reality of working people's lives.

There are only devils left but at least they admit it. 🖤

alan cumming does not get enough recognition for his nightcrawler role in x-2 people don't realize this but they didn't even have to use special effects he learned how to teleport for this role it's super exhausting so he doesn't do it anymore now that he's older but it was worth it for these shots

Genuinely insane. LeBron is some kind of Leviathan

tonight we are all the moon

we had fishnet friday, but what about feral friday? hey, why not both 🖤

Zuckerberg believing everyone was like him and craved isolation from human contact to the extent he wasted a trillion dollars building a shitty virtual mall is the key to understanding how completely the superich are insulated from even the faintest whisper of reality

dudes rock. gals scissor. everyone else paper

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

Timeline cleanse:

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

"would you like to be on my podcast" humiliating

flipping your phone off spaceship mode after landing must be a bummer

Watching CNN’s live coverage of the collapsing monolith black hole near Jupiter