i can hear my lights which is nevwr a fun time

just grievances all the way down

in conclusion, TikTok contains multitudes

Pretty sure Denmark has universal healthcare because they voted for it and pay higher taxes and accept other trade-offs for it, not because they‘re hoarding a magic healthcare tree, but that’s too complicated for the ballcap-selfie-in-car crowd.

There we go. That there’s a headline.

it's like we killed god for nothing

[getting into character every morning by re-reading my entire posting history]

And if you can read, please teach others to read. 🙏🏻

Me seeing the way politicians invoke Christianity lately:

The Scouring of the Shire and the death of Saruman is all pretty wild, but imagine being Samwise Gamgee and having to explain to your normal wife that spiders the size of Chevy Impalas are real and you fought and defeated one.

The fact that both my dad and Nicolas Maduro are experienced bus drivers does affect my objectivity. I simply can't deny it's been weighing on me.

TV would be better if we had more shows that were poorly made telling earnest stories instead of technical perfection dripping with irony

just go ahead and kill me

This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store

A day of two terrible tragedies

guys please make shorter posts. they’re too long

I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.

The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

might be able to start on the "advanced bottom" of the kraken tomorrow. cross your fingies for me

they're doing it for gender, imo

But why

Actually now that I'm once again obsessed with the books I want to read, please reply to this post and tell me some piece of media or art you are super excited to engage with in 2026!

Addendum: www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’” www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

*laughs derisively as someone who lived thru Satanic Panic, Parent Groups killing cartoons wholesale, all Rap being labeled “obscene” to the point of 2 Live Crew being vilified, MTV being deemed a pop culture wasteland & the 1619 Proj/CRT being discoursed into hell* But the suicide machine is ok 🙃

Learning to read as an adult is bad-ass!! anyone who even tries that path has my utmost respect.

its incredibly liberating and theres no shame in learning how to read as an adult

please learn how to read

the parker malloy drama is imo, instructive here in how stupid the firing squad stuff is now

u heard sharon, everyone post about their esoteric interests right fucking now. for the good of the community, we need to be hyperfixationmaxxing.

I would brave a fire to save your porcelain dolphins babe

My philosophy: You may have a point, but someone already made it. So what are you doing exactly?

Parallel thinking, I did something similar with what is probably the most successful shitpost ever in 2022. Real shame I never made a Venmo, Cash App, of KoFi account so I could've made some money off it. Oh well. Thought about doing an updated version in 2024 where Daffy crashes into Paramount.

Sigh

Comrade I'm a nearly 50 year old SFF fan, I don't think you can expect me to pick just one thing

stapled my own thumb and fell off the stool i was sitting on and hit my head

no i think you misunderstood me, im here to read funny posts

Need a gf so i can watch her play video games while i stitch leather goods

Dubious little creature #deer 🦌

thsi is it

the "sports fan we"

Does anyone know how to repair an accordion

whats the term for a "we" that doesnt actually include the speaker

I actually only listen to podcasts at quarter speed I like it when they take 7 hours and sound like a drone metal song

like i'm being 100% genuine here, i have been living in the real world. i saw two rainbows today.