Law 4: a rock does not care what it is used to destroy. this is what makes it a rock Law 5: rocks do not have use for law. geonomy is an organ of living bodies. a living body is one which is (a.) hungry. and (b.) destroyable with rocks Law 6: if it is hungry, but not destroyable by rocks: destroy it

started with how to become a planet and its made me CRY so much so far

A Geonomy Law 1: if it hits you hard enough, you don't get to get back up Law 2: if you can use it to hit someone hard enough to hurt them, it is your rock Law 3: possession of rocks is limited by the number of hands you have, and the size of those hands. remember: it is possible to grow more hands

i think that's giving stars too much credit. they're just hangin up there. they don't have jobs

i guess rocks don't have laws?

Oh what do I do when I’m there

"dont judge a book by its cover" cover designers: fuck you

getting there

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he’s not a fucking doll he’s a drag queen and he’s hoping to leverage his perceived proximity to trans women to attract exactly the kind of brain-dead support you’re demonstrating here

thank you for your help its so much more boring than i thought

HAPPY PRIDE!

What is wrong with my dog 😂

As you may already know, I live on a boat with a poorly engine, which means I am currently stranded. It turns out that vintage engine parts are quite expensive and I am not a rich woman... If you can afford to support me and my wonderful floating home then please consider donating - thank you! 🤍

im really angry because "bed bath and beyond didnt go bankrupt" is a fascinating idea for a conspiracy theory but now im scared to learn more

another fun fact is that Pulte used to host meetups for fellow memestock fans and went through a period where he unironically wore a "bulletproof vest" to bars because he was concerned his Enemies would Stop Him

the guy doing the dildo slapping is "PP," aka "The Vape Ape," a pusher of the conspiracy theory that a series of children's books contain hidden messages insinuating that all defunct Bed Bath & Beyond shares will be reinstated and more valuable than NVIDIA. Pulte had him MCing much of this event

"The bed bugs were found in the [Agriculture Department] building that houses the Animal and Plant Inspection Service, the agency responsible for containing and mitigating the spread of invasive pests in the U.S." www.notus.org/policy/usda-...

brake lines cut

only wearing the slutty hero armor for the good stats I promise

huge if true

this post makes me feel old in a way i cant put my finger on

Just a friendly reminder about theater etiquette! - Don’t talk during the movie. It disrupts others’ viewing experiences. - Be respectful to the theater employees. They deal with a lot. - Silence/turn off phones/tablets during the movie. - Don’t post spoilers. It’s rude. Thank you and have fun!

adding to this, since it's easy to forget, try not discussing the movie you just watched walking through the theater on your way out. you probably wouldn't want to be spoiled while you're on the concessions line before your movie, so try to avoid doing that to others c:

I don't know why you would get a baby monitor JUST because you have a newborn infant, it makes no sense to me at all. Sure they start small too, but lizards grow very fast, and it will probably eat your child.

if you want to decrease fraud in Medicaid, it is not the end user that you wish to scrutinize it is the home care agencies the durable medical equipment companies it is the provider offices that scam the system not the patient not the medicaid/medicare user it's THEIR rich buddies skimming cash

"All this effort on the part of DHS to keep people from seeing into the facilities, and to keep those trapped inside from describing what is happening there, suggests that ICE feels that they have something to hide," writes @moiradonegan.bsky.social.

babe did you take your meds today

Is this true? I thought he was stupid and that was funny. I don't think people were watching and going "this man is unsuccessful. His standard of living, through a combination of circumstances and his own choices, is not what it should be"

You think you're mad, I recently verified that when you lift weights you keep getting stronger and able to lift heavier weights. Fuck this I'm out

tag someone I should be following, my skyline is all @rem.bsjky.team and I don't want to annoy it all the time

they're not Kepler's Suggestions of Planetary Motion, after all

astronomy means law of the stars thats cool

whys it called astronomy but geology

buy the dip imo

through-zero heart rate modulation can be used to achieve unique timbres

I think finding sincerity cringe is authoritarianism tricking you into thinking the discomforts of emotional vulnerability and mortification are the same feeling.

chickens are the suburbanites of birds

I think the government should provide sweet little kisses to the people

and be sure to practice what you preach!

Borzoi - on borzoi shaped driftwood

absolute cinema

do you think the chickens get jealous of the crows and the finches and such

i liked especially the woot and google ones. i really loved the pokemon game google did that one year

UPDATE: it might have been someone who visited and it fell out of her diaper bag. will keep you posted