debatign a third cup of coffee. thsi fucker is being so bad faith right now

the time of little treats is dying. the time of little treats struggles to be born. now is a time of little treats

star wars discourse: this guy i fucked for a little while really liked them and he sucks. QED

elizabeth esda

searhced my own postes for "im the postes" adn i broke it

bluesky user one year ago: Hello! Is this thing on?? Going to give this app a try, looking for cool mutuals! bluesky user today: My eternal feud with user PopGurlie91 will not end until every one of my loyal followers has gorged upon her blood

sometiems ill try to come up with a post and in those moments my own voice echoes back only “im the postes” and thats when i know im thinking too hard about all of this

im good at takign popular postes adn making them worse adn that is jsut one of the many services i provide here

call me old-fashioned for this btu i dont think a country should be allowed to buy a super bowl ad. they dont even go here

wehn yuor hair do big whoosh

now i look like this btw

its so wild to me that some people consider no one they interact with online their friend. like i saw your asshole we arent strangers anymore

How i always see it is if we’re riffin’ and fightin’ in the Agora but don’t interact outside of that we’re contemporaries or maybeee acquaintances , if we’ve gone to a second location then we’re acquaintances or maybe friends . But ultimately , I am everyone’s girlfriend

i loev a good Bit i will nevre let “pronouns” or “gemdre” interfere

if you have seen my tits we are lifelong, inseparable friends

me aftre one (1) drunken discord call:

no more giving out my discord. from now on if you want to reach me privately you can email me like god intended

worrkign on my postes ina. secret discord but less like workshopping adn more like a sensitivity reading kind of thing

reintro i guess name: rem “the postes” postes pronouns: it/theyyy (or whatever makes the joke work) location: soon-to-be colorado hobbies: posteign, being the postes, etc discord: take a guess i look like this btw

theyre roasting your ass in the secret discord for baddies

yeag but its okay — a true baddie knows how to keep a secret

discord nitro cold brew

comign to understand that some people use discord servers as social media. i simply cant fathom nto posteign but im glad its working for them

using the proceeds from this community service to generate 1.2 million and blow it on crystals, semi-precious rocks, marbles, stones, statutes of a large shark, crocodile, white pig and sitting bear statues, a crystal animal skull, crystal rabbit statue and a pink crystal alien head statue,

having people in your life who respect you is weird im so unused to it. wdym you feel bad because you said something that made me feel bad. wdym saying no is okay

we will be shortening the character limit by one character in each future update. please plan accordingly

A publisher just bought my novel and let's just say the check had a LOT of zeroes. I just wish it had any other numbers on it as well.

i learn so much about myself wveryw time i use clearsky

sorry for being Free

That controversy was my favorite. If you missed it, someone was lecturing me about how I was promoting harm to animals because I posted this print by Danial Ryan I had recently acquired. www.etsy.com/listing/1798...

damn. after posting this they either removed me or deleted the list I WANT YOU TO LIVE YOUR TRUTH BESTIE, MAKE ALL THE NICHE LISTS YOU WANT

i wish i could share a cigarette with my dog

once again tapping the sign because how else would i know i’m on a list specifically because i say “prolly” instead of “probably” lmfao

I shit you not there's a guy in my town who runs a café almost solo and he is like this.

And the sodium metal used in the reaction was likely isolated from salt in the first place lol

I think it's wild that we can melt it and use it in a liquid state as a high temperature heat transfer medium for nuclear reactors and solar towers

stanley cup with attached toddler leash

post like an organ player!

I like to crack open a car battery and drink the electricity instead

stan lee cup

"is tony makign the pizza today", yuo begin to ask before each order. its always tony. "tell him i dotn want any fucking anchovies thsi time" you plead. btu no

i have word suggestions turned on whcih is very distraticng entirely so i can type "idsp" adn have it suggest an ideographic space

travel coffee mug with an attached battery pack

bsky app should hide the clock and battery bar. like how casinos dont have windows

cuold one in theory charge a battery with the electricity in humans

once got an ad for a combination battery pack/handwarmer. nto two separate things in one, its jsut a battery pack that overheats when you use it

i mm capable iof a great many things

my mom is about to be so sad (garth brooks accused of sexual assault and battery)

vape thats also a battery pack