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presently snortign methamphetamine off mgk’s boner in what is essentially a modern day winona ryder shoplifting situation
over 1 year ago
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ǝuuɐſ
about 3 hours ago
babbage would've loved social media to be fair, he was an original poster
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Andrea 📚🌈
about 3 hours ago
It really is a great time for gays who like space
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The Onion
about 4 hours ago
Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job
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my sister got the shaq gummies and i looked at them adn. who are these for. certainly not shaq
about 3 hours ago
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i have been nauseous literally every single moment of the past 18 days but i dont care because i have only fleeting and manageable desire for nicotine
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about 4 hours ago
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today is day 11
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about 4 hours ago
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marlo
about 2 years ago
me getting ready to use my macro lens to photograph a nuclear explosion mere inches away from the detonation, smiling and laughing, blissfully unaware,
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marlo
about 2 years ago
i love conspiracy theorists so much. go take an optics course. go take a photography course. go learn about lens distortion and all the other dumb shit that happens when you stack a bunch of pieces of glass in front of each other so you can take a picture of something far away from you
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how long do i have to go without nicotine before i can say ive quit
about 4 hours ago
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Spheal Posting
about 5 hours ago
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derek guy
about 4 hours ago
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
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im so grateful that kratom just gives me the worst headache of my life
about 4 hours ago
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Erin Fogg says Free Link
about 1 month ago
You'd THINK if you were a CEO of say a toaster company and your toaster coaxed a guy into killing himself so he and your toaster could finally be together only after failing to get that guy to LITERALLY MURDER YOU you would say hey maybe we should stop making these toasters & putting them in schools
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Reynard Muldrake
about 1 month ago
Maybe I was wrong about AI because one task involved homing in on Google CEO Sundar Pichai and lol the AI is trying to take out it's own boss.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link
about 4 hours ago
ChatGPT: As a teen, you'll find kratom gets you the highest when you mix it with xans & booze, and definitely more Robitussin, for a kick Sam Altman: This is good actually A human brain: I should burn down Sam Altman's house before he kills any more kids Sam Altman: Hey this sucks what the fuck
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marlo
about 4 hours ago
yeah it’s so fake NASA put it on their website and it has the exif data on their flickr and lenses have never distorted distance
www.nasa.gov/image-detail...
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good morning party posteres
about 4 hours ago
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ivy. themme fatale
about 11 hours ago
pulling so much cum out of that thing (his pussy)
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joe
about 11 hours ago
they may only have the one trick, but it'll blow your mind
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the great magician orgasmo
about 11 hours ago
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Mina Kimes
about 23 hours ago
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
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Colin Spacetwinks
about 13 hours ago
one of those arcs where spider-man gets a new costume and JJJ is telling the bugle's style section head to have a whole piece calling it tacky dogshit
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Jane
about 15 hours ago
I’m shooting this from the extended stay Marriott because my wife kicked me out this morning. Anyway I didn’t do those specific things.
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history
4 days ago
Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)
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alexis simpson
about 14 hours ago
wake up babe i hope you're horny cause i got us two tickets to the
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banana chip
about 14 hours ago
when you use the stuff i make, i get a temporary power up. i start jumping really high and attacking enemies with a fireball attack
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Jerry Chen
about 19 hours ago
birkenstocks imply the existence of birkenbonds, birkenberkshire birkenhathaway and birkenwarren birkenbuffett
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dsa hoxhaist caucus
about 14 hours ago
can’t believe we get to do this again next year
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marlo
about 15 hours ago
this is an authentic image btw, bc someone already hit me with “that’s not real”
www.nasa.gov/image-detail...
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Greg Pak
about 18 hours ago
"the crew is in excellent shape" in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...
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The Mighty Jungle💙💛
2 days ago
Iconic Photo
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux
about 18 hours ago
Space stuff is cool. We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff. Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran. What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?
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muscular baby jeb lund
about 20 hours ago
[slamming mug on bar, yelling] estonia's right
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Tom
about 21 hours ago
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
about 21 hours ago
Child care that ends at 3 p.m. doesn't work for many working families. So we're changing it. This fall, our 2-K program will pilot year-round care for 2-year-olds, with a full 10-hour day from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Because truly "universal" child care matches the reality of working people's lives.
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小島秀夫
about 17 hours ago
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Void (they)
about 20 hours ago
There are only devils left but at least they admit it. 🖤
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Chris DeLeon ⓥ DevPods.gg gamedev collabs
1 day ago
alan cumming does not get enough recognition for his nightcrawler role in x-2 people don't realize this but they didn't even have to use special effects he learned how to teleport for this role it's super exhausting so he doesn't do it anymore now that he's older but it was worth it for these shots
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Blue sky nice ghost
about 17 hours ago
Genuinely insane. LeBron is some kind of Leviathan
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tonight we are all the moon
about 17 hours ago
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a vicious mockery 🐈⬛🔞 NSFW
about 20 hours ago
we had fishnet friday, but what about feral friday? hey, why not both 🖤
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Catbus
about 18 hours ago
Zuckerberg believing everyone was like him and craved isolation from human contact to the extent he wasted a trillion dollars building a shitty virtual mall is the key to understanding how completely the superich are insulated from even the faintest whisper of reality
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aaron
about 17 hours ago
dudes rock. gals scissor. everyone else paper
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Eize Basa
about 22 hours ago
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Jon Bois
about 18 hours ago
whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)
about 18 hours ago
Timeline cleanse:
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Norm Charlatan
about 19 hours ago
One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.
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ceej
over 1 year ago
"would you like to be on my podcast" humiliating
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡
about 17 hours ago
flipping your phone off spaceship mode after landing must be a bummer
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Jesse Hawken
about 18 hours ago
Watching CNN’s live coverage of the collapsing monolith black hole near Jupiter
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