i have a joke about tantalus. well, not quite

i have a joke about narcissus but im the only one who would get it

rem when have you ever typed a capital

Give this a bass line and bump the bpm a little bit and this could be an alternate track to Mystic Cave in Sonic 2 or Lava Reef in Sonic & Knuckles.

i think cats understand crime

no longer wanted for capital crimes. phew

if you have good tits you get one free crime. i have committed 69 crimes so far. make of that what you will

i love women who do crimes

wish icould get away with war crimes but nooo. not with cancel culture

airbud theory of jurisprudence suggests that anythibg not specifically illegal is legal. such as dog “crimes”

just committing some non-fungible crimes

picking a favorite president like im playing guess who. asking questions and knocking down the tile. how many war crimes and where?

being reclassified as baby for my many crimes and sent to the baby-murder factory

blcokign all law enfroemcbet on bsky dto app so yhey cannto see m y crimes

i am striaght goign to commit seventeen horrific crimes rn

it installed to the start menu folder it installed to the start menu folder it installed to the start menu folder it installed to the start menu folder it installed to the start menu folder

hey guys did evreybody forget about my crimes yet im ready to reënter the industry

cats will look you dead in the eyes and slide a mug off the counter. you cannto tell me they dont understand crimes

mrbeast pivoting to true crime but theyre all crimes he did

crypto is good because you can commit crimes with it

crimes disambiguation federal non-federal food thought

gemini has killed me for crimes 😔

gemini brainstorm nonviolent ways to make elon musks life worse i am fine with crimes

so cute,, dudes rock

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

It rules that the list of cities to host a World Cup Final is like London, Berlin, Rio De Janeiro, East Rutherford, NJ

like a good leftist, today I'm rooting for the indigenous inhabitants of the Iberian peninsula, who liberated themselves from foreign occupation in 1492 in an early blow for anti-colonialism, not the rapacious settler-colonists who displaced the native people of southern South American.

i'm rooting for robert mueller and the rule of law

eepy but its nto even 2pm

Diógenes in the pocket agora

i think i meant acropolis but it’s ok because the greek empire is dead and i am not which means i can teabag that whole civilization if i want to

there is a new lawsuit challenging the sanctions, which were originally authorized via an executive order from trump. Google btw does not return any recent news on this case, I had to use duck duck go to find current analysis and reporting theintercept.com/2026/07/15/t...

Albanese, whose daughter is a US citizen, won a court case dropping the sanctions in May, but the trump regime restored the sanctions one week later

trump has also debanked Italian citizen Francesca Alabanese for her work at the UN to condemn Israel’s genocide of Palestinians. she is on an international blacklist created for terrorists and it is also illegal for anyone to bank for her — she must live entirely economically isolated and on cash

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

the thing about having a decent amount of followers is when a post does badly you have no excuse

been walking around the house like this lol

me and who?

the agricola of modern america

Dandelions are trans

the closest whole ass forest to me is still surrounded by city metro. which means I don't have to sacrifice much in terms of local conveniences like slipping into the suburb in the dead of night to steal porch furniture for infrastructure.

omg

once saw someone describe dandelions as blooming twice and thats so beautiful i love it i cant stop thinking about it rn

you tell that hammock it jsut made my list of things to do today

do not ask for whom the ham mocks, it mocks for thee

knowing me you learn to nevre take me saying "im giving up forever im going to live in the forest and learn the ways of beasts" too seriously. idek where the closest forest is

POV: you just opened up a keygen .exe for neverwinter nights 2. in a week the family computer will explode and blow a hole in the side of the house

THEY'RE CALLED "NEWTYPES", COOP. THEY'VE LIVED IN SPACE SO LONG THEY DEVELOPED PSYCHIC ABILITIES. AND THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC TOO