Did you know there is a Zoroastrian center in Canoga Park? Now you do!

The point is not that Kimmel said something inflammatory, it's that he did not -- they want to be able to take someone off the air for any reason they want. 1/2

With everything going on, I completely forgot that I made these postcard sets! Featuring 12 postcards of my Propaganda Posters of the Class War. As of this morning, they are still satirical! toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

PREDICTION: At some point in the next six months the ACLU is going to be labeled a terrorist organization, because of all the work it's done with immigrants.

Well, I guess both sides can agree that the American Experiment has failed

On the other hand, looks like Jimmy Fallon had the right strategy all along:

Kash Patel always looks like one of those nearsighted babies getting glasses for the first time

Hi, can I get some toner, some mascara, and a half-pound of pastrami?

Marco Rubio never doesn't look like a child cosplaying a grownup.

It's night time in Canoga Park, and the cranes are doing their evening stretches in preparation for a vigorous shoot day in the morning.

I ask myself that every day, Mary, every. Day.

God damn it, I'm trying to climb over a wall, I don't have time to look up some dumb law!

I think I accidentally rented this movie one night in a hotel.

I wore one of these hats for years because of this movie.

Hi, I'd like a 12" double-cheese with mushrooms and pepperoni, and can you look at my son's suppurating lesion?

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Meanwhile, here's a fabric swatch from the 1920s.

Liberals are being doxxed and losing their jobs for accurately quoting Charlie Kirk on social media.

This is the last piece of useful advice I will ever give these people.

Kind of weird John Astin never played Poe.

Note to MAGA: When you say "This is our Reichstag Fire," guess who you are in that allegory

So, next, Nick Fuentes will be dragged before Congress and be forced to address the the hatemongering he created that led to the death of Charlie Kirk, right? I mean, the right seems pretty mad about this and wants to punish those responsible for spreading all the hate, right?

his last words were an attempt to blame Black people for all the mass shootings

Because we all need a little reminder now and then:

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Today's cryptid is the Santer, also known as a Wampus, a red, bald cat with nine knots in its tail that it uses to beat its prey unconscious. It is widely seen throughout the American South, with most sightings coming from North Carolina. toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

TRUMP: I want to arrest more dark people! ICE: We understand Your Majesty, but we're having trouble telling the criminals from the law-abiding citizens. SUPREME COURT: We hereby declare that any non-white person is now officially suspect.

This is a door-pull for a store in my local mall. It's some high-end fashion store, and the longer I look at this, the more I think it can only be described as "gold-plated turd." It's like they're both owning up to their business model and insulting the customer at the same time.

Today's cryptid is the Ùtburður, a Scandinavian owl with a skull for a head. The Ùtburður appears when a woman murders her own child. It perches outside the house and sings about her crime. toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

How long before Trump partners with Google to flag websites that are "unsafe" [to his reputation]?

LABEL: May cause drowsiness and dizziness. Alcohol and marijuana may intensify the effect. ME: Don't threaten ME with a good time!

Canoga Park’s greatest superhero, he was bitten by a radioactive sandwich and now has the powers and proportionate strength of a sandwich.

If you can’t handle Daniel Day-Lewis you don’t deserve Daniel Night-Lewis

Today's cryptid is The Riverside Monster, a tall, gangly green humanoid whatsit that violently attacked the car of a man driving home one night in November 1958 in Riverside, CA. The man ran the creature over and went to the police.

Today's cryptid is the Thetis Lake Monster of Vancouver Island, BC. A fish-man hybrid, the Thetis Lake Monster is too polite to murder people, preferring to mind its own lake-monster business. toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

Today's cryptid is Sheepsquatch, a tall drink of ovine-human hybrid that impresses the natives of West Virginia. toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

Today's cryptid is unusual in that it's a known human being, with a name: Sam Harris. Not the singer of "Sugar Don't Bite" but the "Vermont Pig Man." Sam Harris went missing at age 17 in 1951.

I started watching Robert Altman's Brewster McCloud on Criterion, which I've never seen before, and this is the opening shot. I thought I'd pressed the wrong button and was watching a Wes Anderson movie, starring Wes Anderson.

Boogie Nights is a great movie but really dated, like there's a character who turns out to be a pedophile, and he's arrested and sent to prison, where he's beaten and abused, instead of being elected to the presidency twice

Pretty sure this is William Frawley

Thinking positive thoughts