creating gen ai videos of myself to soft launch my increasingly bizarre and off-putting haircuts

Castration Movie Anthology ii. The Best Of Both Worlds available now ~ on Gumroad and touring to select cinemas louiseweard.gumroad.com/l/castration...

September 30th / October 1st

nighttime is so goated

love is everywhere, if you even care

antifa supersoldiers pushed me and called my shoes gay

silent chill

*twirling my hair* so is there an uncle depressant

getting bangs is so OP. i’m so god damn cute. why the fvck did everyone tell me this and i didn’t listen for two entire years

my favourite three nirvana songs are: 1. glycerine 2. celebrity skin 3. black hole sun what are yours?

booth babe

booth babe

i can feel the reverent gaze of all of my female ancestors watching over my shoulder as i purchased my bloodline’s first labubu

✨ Greenhearth Necromancer has a publisher! ✨ We've partnered with the fine folks over at @join-indie-io.bsky.social to help bring our semi-idle magical gardening sim to more budding necromancers. 💀🌱 To learn more, check out our shiny new Steam page! store.steampowered.com/app/2127570/...

it’s friday, just as the prophecy foretold

being caught in a friday evening timeloop for a good 10,000 years would fix me

dee dee mega doo doo

i’m going to be tabling Saturday. come say hi!

the only bitches who are not valid are the ones who are rude to customer service people

chat this rapture thing is REAL. my dad went out for cigarettes and didn't come back. he must be in heaven now ☁️👼✨

this rapture could have been an email

if you saw us at any of our pride shows, odds are pretty good that you saw us play tegan and sara's the con live - it is SUCH a blast to play, so we decided to take a swing at it (mostly) acapella. (i guess just stripped down? whatever) happy tuesday. love you. see you soon.

game developer chungus

i haven’t had a ton of time to work on chainmail this summer but i’m getting back into practice now. put together these cute lil dykey keychains 👀

what’s a good fist size for someone just getting into being punched in the head

would you still love me if i were a worm and you had pica and i lived in the dirt you felt compelled to eat

shitposts often resonates with people because they contain little bits of truth. for example, all my posts reveal the truth that i am a gay dipshit

can i please have a million dollars

ughhh. due to a supply shortage i have to go off spiro for a month...

damn

hold your horses close and your horse girls closer

periodic reminder that there's a skeleton caressing you with its bony hands right now and there's nothing you can do about it

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning 5 million dollars

i know what you did last brat summer

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its deergirl halloween. im declaring it

pornhub implies there's also a pornspoke and together the two form a a network topology

*falling into a bog* me: oh, for peat's sake

i need to smoke a magdalena jay if u kno what i mean

i'm always "locked in" but in an escape room sort of way

He's your little dirt friend who will be your guide into not killing (and also reviving after they do, inevitably, die) your plants. 🌱 A fine familiar, and clearly, we're a fan. <3 He is the one and only... Compostifer. 💚

make a selection to continue the game #pixelart #1bit #fakevideogame

🩸unnamed, unvarnished🩸 acrylic in canvas -

sweet decay, mind of rot #pixelart #1bit

y’all this took SO much longer than it needed to but your girl has freedom of travel again

is this hot dog stand trauma informed?

quoth the raven “demi moore”

i need another tattoo

dinosaur jr. fact: ᵢ ₗₒᵥₑ ᵧₒᵤ