i am a fan therefore i am

i have got to spend 30 dollars about this

Oh my fucking god who cares

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

im going beast mode (grocery store)

I’m going to start laying eggs soon

the legends squeak of a forbidden cheese

all jokes aside i am going to need that pipe bomb ready by pipe bomb appreciation day

Scorpio: That pattern you've been noticing is real and it's the key to understanding everything. Of course you'll need to gather a lot more data, so it's imperative that you neglect all relationships and responsibilities. You must focus on the pattern.

going to try to find out if im connected to the moon

oil companies this oil companies that why don't you OIL up that controller and defeat the evil corporation of joja to escape for a minute with me

practicing moderation this year by taking 3 ibuprofen instead of 4. self love is so important ❤️

come to my home and watch a movie with me.

Cyril Woodcock fancam

No offense but u would not believe ur eyes if 10 million fireflies lit up the world as i fell asleep

🐝

i am the most normal letterboxed user

nothing has ever almost killed me nothing can ever kill me

these are my emotional support 20 different shampoos and conditioners that i hate

lol sure thing bro, go ask your jarl for permission first

i can go in the village to trade and have some vegetables

haters tryna douse my flaming sword

the new year fairy told me the fairy world was stuck in the dark ages and needed me to show them technology from the real world and I said no way

i'm developing a fireball you can transmit through the phone

it's new years eve not new years steve

Let’s cherish each other in 2026

If you give a rat an ass

put da new year on da phone

farts are stored in the ass

look buddy we’re all afraid of what’s inside the fog

kristen stewart is so pretty

my new year’s resolution is to have fun and play toys

I predict that a alien will come down to earth next year and become a new celebrity

i need to hold objects of both power & mystery

bribing my doctor for better results at my exam

im not reading that. fuck you

what a wicked web we weave

that’s it, i’m going back to the sewers

Would you take advantage of special offers or not really

jesus dapped me up

Everyone is getting together in the town square from 7:00 to 7:05 to respect me tonight

he’s a 10 but he leaves a light trail of goo behind everywhere he goes

new dream abandoned

without enough attention i have died

by age 30 you should be comparing yourself to bambi

if i dont get enough attention im staying in bed and not moving

woke up in tears because dewey cox is still gone… it’s not fair man

no… w-we shouldn’t. you’re under the amulet’s influence. it isn’t right…

shopping for food is so clutch. you can put it together to make meals