making a béchadel sauce and only women are allowed to taste it

such weekend webs we weave

Borge’s Ficciones, Ranked

great job today everybody

i don't want you to freak out but i'm going to a medical center in switzerland

it’s because you’re always in that dam battlegrounds

maintaining eye contact with my phone to establish dominance

shrimply having a wonderful fried rice time

being on the internet should be illegal

hi sharks i am here today seeking the truth

life is beautiful i love every one

A snack-based medical system would be nice.

STOP posting

chicken de popeyes de popeyes chicken

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

a butter world is possible 🤗

unhand my data you scoundrel

my sixth sense is being able to tell when your letterboxd top four is performative

not funny. smelling onions and mustard is a clear sign of a stroke

watersports aren't a real sport bc im not banned from them

cats love society they cant get enough of it

Silent Hill 2 happened to the Smiling Friends in real life

cursed amulets just have a natural desire to adorn my body

bernoulli isn't even that principal to me

when it all comes crashing down I need u bro

Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan

muted 'baseball' during the world series but worried im missing twilight gifs

i went to the desolate lands and there was no one left to know you

they’re buttering your ass in biscuit chat rn

I could rotate you, simply with my point of view

Please tell me James Bond is about to run across a pond using crocodiles as stepping stones

everyone in the arc raiders universe used to drive a honda crx

does anybody really know what time it is

Put your little hand in mine bro

I would like to take this opportunity to address growing concerns from the public and pledge that I will continue to be an unsettling presence even though Halloween is over

sorry i'm late boss i'm scared

just got scared. would not recommend

cemetery going out of business sale

every halloween i have my kids dig up a grave so they don't forget that skeletons aren't just a silly costume

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Living the dream with my piles of stuff

one of the most dangerous things in the world is someone thinking they know what someone else means

guy on the sidewalk said jesus is coming in a minute to save america

what's a good place to drive your car really fast into

all i need to do is acquire a sword

i need to eat raw cookie dough soon or i might pass away

why do movies need sound? that’s what the radio is for!

Saw your man clinging to a leaf as it flew past my window