Everythings fucked but if you all promise to be super cool maybe I'll show u my new strap tmrw

In case you weren't here for the journey, these are hand forged sleigh bells, with hand stitched and embroidered leather all made by yours truly with bits of scrap everything

man fuck football i hate football what the fuck

Blöthar the Berserker, armed with a mighty battle axe, impenetrable shield, the udders which are the main natural defense mechanism of his species, has gone too far

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

Noodles

🇮🇹BREAKING: Italy Sees Massive General Strike in Solidarity With Gaza Italy is seeing a powerful 24-hr general strike today, Sept. 22, as millions of workers across transport, education, logistics, and other sectors are expected to join protests for Gaza. The strike has... @ryangrim.bsky.social

I have entered act 2 of your mom

I have entered act 2 of silksong

H E A D T I L Y O U R E D E A D

If a follower wanted to prove their devotion to me they should send me some of their bones and blood

anyone at the toronto viagra boys show? catch us shrimpin

Shrimptech hello

hi i've maxed out my credit cards moving and still don't have work in the area and just got hit with parking tickets pretty bad and i hate to do this but if u can spare anything to help me get by, my venmo is @thrillow and my cashapp is $thrillow too

i just opened bluesky and had this draft in there. what did she mean by that

Dang there really is so bloodborne in this game huh

swallow knight: suckdong

lot of dogs in silksong huh

Got errrrrr ...sinners path huh?

This is consensual dont ban me

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

Im gonna get you, widow

and that's how you make a perfect risotto

choose from Felt's autumn outfits!

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

Couldn't beat the fourth chorus so put silk song down for a couple days (skate came out) but I picked it up today and got there first try, just like dark souls

During covid I was running a game of beam saber for a second and one of the rival squads i had planned was a biowarfare corp that was secretly controlled by alien cordiceps. The ace mech was called destroying angel.

Since it's the month of #Swordtember, I thought I'd share swords from last year. Aspect of the Shrike. During the century of darkness, when ancient creatures ruled, one was a great wyrm, the shrike. It’s said that both the sword & mortal who struck her through retained an aspect of her power.

せんせぇ

new castle rat day

Come the fuck on

lmao we're at the "making burner accounts on bsky to argue with people i have petty internet beeves against" stage huh

SOME could say ALL states are fascist

Two astronauts meme "america is a fascist state?" "Always has been"

UNIONIZE YOUR WORKPLACE START A WORKERS COOPERATIVE ORGANIZE A TENANT UNION BUILD MUTUAL AID NETWORKS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS TALK TO YOUR FAMILIES ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING AND HOW TO HELP THE FASCISTS DONT HOLD AS MUCH POWER AS YOUR THINK

Idk dude america has been effectively fascist for a fuckin minute. It didn't start this year I tell ya that

sk8er boi is about being transmasc actually

FTC accuses Live Nation, Ticketmaster of colluding with ticket brokers reut.rs/4nBw3Ey

Switched shifts with my manager due to car emergency and my original start time has now come and gone hmm hmm hmm

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

Maids

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

Our feature artist/tutorial today is this example of WEIGHT and BALANCE, by the talented @Sir_PinkPirate! Note that the weight is first THROWN round, and the body FOLLOWS. Then the torso goes back, and the leg lifts, in ANTICIPATION of PULLING the weight overhead! #anime #manga

I’m in Portland at the beginning of October. Any recs from peeps?

What a weird cruel tease it was when Jesse got a job then had to pause due to bureaucracy bullshit BUT they're back tomorrow and now I have to get used to them not being around as much booooo

halloween night silk thong

HUH?!

they didn't have to make the weird al movie so trans-coded