this dude really thought "I know what I need to do, start an outdoor clothing brand with the same name* as an established outdoor clothing brand. the court of public opinion will save me from established legal precedent."

this bitch really has blonde hair and a signature colour. not beating the char clone allegations.

nothing hits like really locking in on your form and feeling every cue you've ever heard actually click. except using that lock-in to get a pump.

It won't be soon, but one day public opinion will catch on to just how many horrible decisions Mark Carney's government is making.

this idiot is so easy to prank.

someone misracked the dumbbells at the gym, and i accidentally did 100 lb RDLs today

taking an emergency dump at the gym clears (the washroom)

POUR LA VICTOIRE ‼️ THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE THE 2026 PWHL WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! LA VICTOIRE DE MONTRÉAL SONT LES CHAMPIONNES DE LA COUPE WALTER 2026 DE LA LPHF!

my girls brought the cup to canada 😭😭😭 i'm so proud of them

a ton of love to the charge. it's hard to lose when you've come that far #PWHL

LET'S GO LESBIANS #PWHL

what a very wobbly puck goal

she's abby roque! she scored two goals! she's abby roque!

B’H its shorts weather LIFE IS GOOD

quote with a fictional band not spinal tap

the woman who did a corset fitting for me was like "ok so you lift" from just feeling my obliques so ill be riding that for a few weeks

“slept weird. can't move my neck,” she said, accompanied by a pained gasp that served as a reminder of her ever shortening telomeres. “ouch.”

i need to have a word with george hackenschmidt. his squat is evil

i lied. it just makes you shit like crazy.

the white monster + pre-workout has a higher molality of god in it than any communion wine. you drink that shit and you can touch the divine.

my wife keeps calling me buff elle woods because I wear pink at the gym 😔

starting to see results (check forearm 😤😤😤)

catch quadham in action against their bitter rivals, fc glutebridge for whats sure to be an exciting femurshire derby

inventing a 5th tier football team called quadham united, aka the leggers. hashtag come on you legs

dogula by rob doggie hey im having fun! frolic in the sun! skipping thru the trees, enjoying a breeze! hey look at me fly leap into the sky watch me fetch a toy bring you lots of joy dig thru the ditches and smell other bitches i bark in the back of my dogula

me buying more pink 96% nylon 4% elastane gymslop becuase gymshark sent me an email

Comrade Kamille, thank you for your service.

flat out wrong www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQDY...

Low - Flo Rida (ft. T-Pain) "apple bottom jeans" is a millennial shibboleth.

god mom, theyre daitoryo hanafuda cards. nintendo just makes them. ugh

i did chest flies from a standing position on the pec deck today, and did a lean forward during the eccentric and i dont think ive ever felt my pecs like that before

it would be great if IT read my tickets instead of assuming im stupid. ticket reads: i followed the attached document and at this specified step, i need an admin password. IT response: have you tried following this document? (link to a .docx version of the pdf i attached)

one of these days im going to have lats that actually show up when i do a lat spread, and at that point its absolutely over for my tee shirt collection.

new PR on back squats, hip thrusts, AND ass pics today. glute day paying dividends

the biggest lie you see on gymstagram is "superset with bulgarian split squats" no one is doing that shit. no one hates themselves enough.

doing hormone confusion to max out my boob gains by applying T gel while injecting E

a better button test:

i really do not get this red button blue button test? i thought moral problems were supposed to be difficult? there's one button that says "you will probs die" and one that says "you def live" there's no logical reason why ANYONE should push the blue button because its objectively the wrong choice

for the record all remaining "women only" members of the 7 sisters admit trans women; Smith is not alone in this. they're likely also coming for Mount Holyoke, Wellesley, Barnard and Bryn Mawr.

back on my bullshit (full song lyric parodies of songs from Hello, Dolly!)

now show me her failson boyfriend

i miss house of snaxx. no one else is gonna tell me if dr pepper creamy coconut flavour has a good taste or not

me to my CNS when it shuts down after receiving a mild stressor

it would be extremely cool if my response to emotional dysregulation was something other than "shut down for a soft reset by falling asleep"

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brooklyn cluster, i need you all to show up for this and scream as loud as you can for the dolls competing. we're banned from other bodybuilding competitions, so this one's our one shot. www.instagram.com/p/DXcHjpRlXP...

(and they have to be 18 or fewer roman/cyrillic characters including spaces, or 9 kana in japanese, or 4 characters in chinese, or 21 letters in arabic)

1 week of cutting and the number on the scale went up lmfao

she told me i was being a jerk and knew what she meant, but i only got it up to shoulder height, not over my head, so i have no clue what she means