"What day did the lord create spinal tap and couldn't he have rested on that day too?" while michael mckean tries his absolute best to stop corpsing and simply cannot

they should honestly pair up sheepgirls and doggirls for herding kink events.

imagine getting a handy from dog medicine guy. pesis is gone.

have you tried loving a woman instead

heated rivalry is too explicit for the average fujoshi. this is gay romance is for the fully realized fujosei.

Wizards of the coast... maybe need to move inland a bit to focus more on making video game instead of beautiful Ocean !! Stick to the cards!!!

GUTTER podcast

dont post about drummed up discourse. post about socks. I would make this in a heartbeat if i was at all confident in my ability to do lace knitting

i have a gorgeous hand dyed sock yarn that i think might get turned into these (pattern from Holger/General Hogbuffer on Ravelry, the hands down best designer on game of wool)

"HBO's new show" its a canadian show made my canadians for a canadian streaming service. fuckin yanks

probably my copy of The Hands of the Emperor.

freeaboos when they're talking about measuring things for their next project:

hamlet cuddling a cat: "ay, there's the rub."

i have maintained from the get go that luigi is innocent, and every time i hear more about this sham of an investigation, i feel vindicated

excath tgirl who names herself Agnes Dei.

line 6 is on 2 service interruptions in 2 hours of revenue service.

a cis woman getting out of an abusive relationship posting about how shes swearing off men would not be pilloried in the digital square for being problematic. she might attract some manosphere rage, but the general digital population is going to dismiss those people as freaks. but when a tgirl...

"is the Horus Heresy series just romantasy-for-men" the greatest thread in the history of forums locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

coctail pinball tables are genuinely so cool, even the ciggy ones.

to quote charlie quoting frank, "yes jerome"

i know this isn't the fujoshi website, but i need everyone to know that there are just some absolutely incredible asses featured in Heated Rivalry.

gotta make a pilgrimage and leave oreos at the base of the statue

read me for filth with the oguri cap cap suggestion tbh

take off your hat sir betsy ross's flag is crossing. (im sorry for hello dolly posting still)

It’s me boy I’m the dsm5

i am now once again thinking about what might be the funniest thing i've ever written medium.com/@zaftikat/mi...

do this for me but instead of ranking me tell me if you think the numbers 0-10 are butch futch or femme

going from relatively skilled knitter to beginner crocheter is so fucking frustrating, because i intuitively feel how the work is supposed to take shape, but instead i'm here fiddling with uneven tension and a twisty mess.

if your list of xmas movies doesnt include Tokyo Godfathers, why? do you hate trans women or something?

woah, hadestown is a lot different looking than i remember

we got a good grade in eating ramen at the ramen-ya

acab unfortunately includes columbo

going here and getting the paul klee special

cell block tango.mp3

as if i dont already call my wife "mon petit bec de corbin"

i am fully ready to commit cold blooded murder of the former treasurer of this theatre group. he gets passive aggressive with me for not doing shit that i would have no fucking way of knowing i needed to do because he never fucking outlined what i need to do and when

to all the cousins "going for a walk" before dinner, your family knows. they can smell it on you and theyre judging you. theyre staring at you right now.

cosmetic surgery that transfers fat to your butt performed by steven page. call that a BNL BBL.

weird way to talk about middlesex county, ontario, but gm the township of Strathroy-Caradoc, Lucan Biddulph township, Adelaide Metcalfe township, Newbury village and the Chippewa of the Thames, Munsee-Delaware Nation and Oneida of the Thames first nations

wish i could do those 10 years pictures, but ive only been alive since 2018.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Artist is TenderRebellions on IG

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

BIG JUSTICE HAS LEARNED THE SECRET OF THE DIAMOND CUTTER?! #AEWTailgateBrawl #AEWFullGear

wokely, "they should invent a wife that doesnt go to work"

i'm hearing a lot of negative self talk from you lately, and that's not good for your mental health, so here's what we're going to do: every time you say something negative like "I don't want to be a woman." or "please don't take my balls," you get the cattle prod.