middle ages memes for middle-aged teens

late-medieval protestant healthmaxxing?? ohh u mean the diet of worms

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

dreaming that a woman most faire would stab me thru the heart with a blade such as thys

new game dev patreon post! A whole 30 minutes of paper prototyping for my baseball deckbuilder concept. Check it out at patreon.com/katbrush

when u work as much as u can but u just can’t make the bills.. at least i have optimum points 🤡

damaging your nervous system isn’t helpful to anyone

you don't need to traumatize yourself to stay informed

Alternatives to NY Times Games & Puzzles 🧵 If it bothers you that your passive games subscription and clicks to the NYT Games cartel is funding their awful OpEd army and "journalism," there are a wealth of puzzle/game options less iffy/yikes complicit, and many are direct clones to your NYT faves.

ff femme peg dot org

this time tho they GOT him

stimulant tolerance is a hell of a not feeling a drug

the very transsexual oatmeal, jar of green, estrogen and a spliff breakfast

lmao montréal is still doing the zombie walk in 2025 never change

serial experiments Tain

this time tho they GOT him

considering adding kratom to my daily nutritious breakfast

the very transsexual i hauve long covid, adhd, and a nicotine addiction

imagine being tired, so tired that doctors call it a special kind of difficult to manage tiredness. now imagine you have to work or you’ll die. doctor gives stimulant medication , tiredness defeated! this will surely be sustainable for the next year, not to mention the rest of my life :))))

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

another beautiful day in the doll factory (Sisyphean)

i would love if white ppl never said the phrase “tribal interests” again when talking about politics, especially Jewish or Muslim people doing politics smdh

a company having arbitrary rules and policies is maybe the most worthy object of scorn on this planet. oh does the widdle corporation have special rules we have to follow? who cares lol corporate rules are the antimatter nega-hell satanic version of commonly-held community norms

the foreskin restoration movement has yet to address this

this cold gross day rly makes me miss the beautiful society of the secret woods rave, sigh summer 😌

commuting at 745 to mississauga in the snow is worse than death lmfao

SPOILS FOR PLURIBUS BELOW IF U CARE DONT READ 🧵

pluribus is anti-communist propaganda i can’t wait for next week’s episode

We’ve finally discovered what’s wrong with Mamdani

the very transsexual joint, 2 cigs and a coffee breakfast girls we’re so back (negative) lol

tribble recipes low carb

as a woman, i love when it’s bi & tri day at the gym and my arms get huge

i hope the jays win the mayoral election tonight 😬 🤞

this whole month til i’m done school i have 6 days on 1 day off and this schedule might kill me 😩

parasocial tiktok crush on eat a whole cucumber boy is OVER, time for parasocial tiktok crush on the feminine goblin king man with x tattoos under his eyes 🫣

learned helplessness is a rot and you must purge it if you want to learn how to live.

elbows up - and the devil laughs

he’s so handsome

check it kids - you know who else said he was an alpha male and omega male? that’s right jesus christ

i love being a devious vizier, i live for being Number One, engage mr riker make it so

only 6 more weeks of waking up early on monday mornings 😩

it rly is fucking nuts how expensive groceries are, i’ve watched my standard haul pretty much double in cost in the last 2 years like they don’t even let u buy large eggs in the 30x carton anymore it’s only medium they shrinkflated THE DAMN EGGS

me reaping: I LOVE FALLING BACK me sowing: I HATE SPRINGING FORWARD

if u don’t want to see her deadname u can paypal me paypal.me/caycefischer we’ve done so good reducing expenses and bills we’re on that beans n rice lifestyle stabilization is imminent

canada is a weston company town and we’re all just living in it

4-methylmethcathinone would be a beautiful name for a girl

sorry sorry everyone i went to bed at the bottom of the 7th when it looked good my bad sorry sorry sorry

*sigh* remember when i was eating a full protein smoothie every morning? 😭 good times

the very transsexual extra hour of sleep (thanks DST), jar of green tea, and cigarette breakfast