Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights vibes like a peak Tumblr movie made a decade after Tumblr's peak

I cannot WAIT to read this! 💖

bsky horror microfic genre: ☀️ new user emoji zero followers triple-digit+ following only follows women

Posting this again.

As we head into another baseball season. I am begging people to use alt text on their images of baseball players. I watch a lot of baseball and still don't always know all these dudes on sight. Give a little description. Tell me their name.

My preferred superpower is auto-muting any device within my earshot while I'm in public

I was even surprised at how much they tweaked The Marvel Way in Wonder Man - dumb scripts, actors performing on green screens to tennis balls. It felt like god-tier subtweeting of the Russo Brothers

How wonderful it is to watch a Marvel property that ISN'T just a 2+ hour running-in-place retcon placeholder with slumming A-list actors ultimately rationalizing how and why they'll be able to reboot the MCU with a new Iron Man in the next five yrs

How freeing it is to watch a show that isn't reliant on your having memorized 37 possible Marvel film releases and 30 possible Marvel television shows to understand it

Everyone's correct about Wonder Man. It's terrific. Refreshing to see a Marvel property break from the stultifying tradition of "shouty exposition & angry trolley problem discourse in conference rooms" plotting to focus on moving character development, mindful music choices, & smart meta humor.

I'm running a Jubensha session at Granite Game Summit! I'll have Laboratory of Death + All Falls Down Scarsborough (both English language Jubensha sets) & we can decide together which story to play. Sat March 7th at 7pm 5 or 6 players only Signup at BGG thread: boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/372...

For the morning shift: my latest board game cull is part of the Granite Game Summit auction. 28 items for bid incl out of print, many w/multiple expansions in the box, two big box editions, and lots of hard-to-find non-US games fr Asia. If you're attending GGS we can do an in-person handoff!

Silverado Bad Girls Rustler's Rhapsody Dead Man The American Astronaut

New pop star evaluation metric: those who can kill it on the Muppet Show versus those who def cannot (I have theories)

New to bsky. From 2020. The one where my boobs look spectacular 💖

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

"Cha Cha Slide" is the definitive answer. It's not a song, it's a forced march. A series of chores. The adult Hokey Pokey. The whitest Thriller dance break. Pure dance fascism. And when being peer pressured into the Cha Cha Slide it's always by those w/the least amount of rhythm + coordination.

I posted about 30 games in the @g2summit.bsky.social BGG auction thread! Items #142-170 Some amazing stuff in there Granite Game Summit in-person pickups only (Nashua, NH from March 5-8) boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/372...

Omg new Metric album plus US tour w/Broken Social Scene + Stars including a July 30 date at Brooklyn Paramount 👀 👀 👀

From this share I learned that Lockdown Mode is an available feature not only on iPhones, but iPads and Macbooks support.apple.com/en-us/105120

Pundits and punditry was a mistake

Stop sucking up to these guys in their mentions. You're grown ups and it's embarrassing. Your sweaty like & subscribe energy is the equivalent of sending racy mash notes to convicted felons in prison. Your pundit bros are never, ever going to sleep with you.

Matty Iglesias is never smart, his takes sre never "reasonable," and those who support his Substack + podcast grifts are never to be trusted

Who will I see at Granite Games Summit this year? (Aside fr @itomarhernandez.bsky.social, who is also my ride 😊)

So fucking tired of the ahistorical freaks who somehow can’t imagine how a TRADE DEPENDENT SOCIETY IN THE MEDITERRANEAN wasn’t all white

Obvs there has always been Christopher Nolan gooners, but I see that THE ODYSSEY is spotlighting that subset who is showing their misogynist, "racially charged" asses

The Punxsutawney mayor should hold up the meteorologist providing the forecast (dressed in furry groundhog costume)

Now funding from @pmpress.bsky.social: "Don’t Breed on Me: A Short History of Abortion" by Madeline Waugh Quasebart. Available rewards include e-book, paperback, and the purchase of donated copies for the Planned Parenthood of Illinois or Chicago Abortion Fund.

Shaun King aka Talcum X aka (insert your favorite moniker here) is Shaun Kinging again, on Substack, writing ICE-related stories. Please do not support him. He's a serial grifter. He promises he's 'working hard behind the scenes'. He's not. He's just taking your money.

One's considered a rube if they still believe in Santa Claus past grade school, yet there's complete and uninterrogsted grown-up buy-in that groundhogs can "predict" winter weather

Kindle version of @jwomack.bsky.social's "Random Acts of Senseless Violence" is on sale in case reality isn't grim enough. www.amazon.com/dp/B008V460XS

If you wanna really piss off one of the fucking confederate Nazi fascist freaks in the world today, consider supporting me! A non binary bisexual audhd kinky leftist sex worker whose role in the revolution is education, art/creation, healing, and caretaking! Allmylinks.com/delilahgallo

(maybe it will happen today)

male loneliness epidemiologist

A day in real time during production of a feature film. Make it anthology style with each season a different shoot. AND each season there's a murder to solve. This show would be an everythingcore perpetual money printing machine (complimentary)

Tired: cop version of THE PITT Wired: fireman version of THE PITT Inspired: a film-in-production version of THE PITT

Ah yes, the secret 5th house, "Epsteinmandible"

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TBH, if God told me to stop reviewing, Ill be pretty embarrassed

Seems time for a Schitt's Creek rewatch

Flashback Friday to earlier this month at the Bowie 50 show at Bowery Electric 💋

This is for a game that's funded at 688%+ of its target goal with 27 more days of crowdfunding. It's essentially the meme "this is Boardgamegeek dot com and not an airport; you don't have to announce your departure."

SAVE THE DATE: Thurs, February 19, 2026 is the next DARE TO KARAOKE show at The Francis Kite Club! Official flyer to follow but advance tickets are on sale now with 🎟️ 🔗 in the bio ⬆⬆⬆

With no due respect, I’m not reading your substack screed about how Democrats are enabling fascism. You’re in a Nazi bar, bro.

I lied; I had the spoons. 303 total seats purchased for MELANIA screenings at AMC Theater chains on Friday, January 30, with 27% of those people seeing it together at one screening. In a city with 8.48 million people as of July 2024.

Don't have the spoons to check every MELANIA screening NYC theaters but AMC Lincoln 13 seatings on Friday (today) are at 25% full total across five screenings, with over half of those attendees at the 6:45pm screening (81 to 71). Other AMC locations: far fewer ticket holders + much smaller theaters

The Occam's Razor answer is "because Jeffries, Schumer, and Gillibrand aren't serving their constituents, they're serving money donors and their donors's special interests"

Whenever amateur take havers like this are born, they are given a starter kit w/phrases like "virtue signal" and "false equivalence" and wean themselves off breast milk w/dino nuggs and a Reddit acct

New tights from Betty. Has anyone heard of these? They look fun for February nights out 😊