yeah girl, i’m a catholic bitch wait till you see what i can do to that dick

i need to stretch my legs, my calves are tighter than an 18 year old twink

i love going to an even slightly upscale restaurant as a relatively poor art queer because it feels like being a living trojan horse

Station To Station is such a sick track because the first five minutes are this sludgey weird thing that feels like you took a huge edible at a party and need to go home now and the next five minutes feels like you could punch a hole through a god. youtu.be/ZpIhsGg2SJ0?...

more like "was a log"

its her birthday :3

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

i swallowed you and you gave me nothing -kirby

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity

99 inches of dick in your walls 99 inches of dick they’ll dick you down, pass you around 99 inches of dick in your walls

we’re playing Kirby’s Adventure :3

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

our living room continues to get more and more absurd

No pussy for Ezzy?👉👈🥺🥺🥺

No pussy for Ezzy?👉👈🥺🥺🥺

tired of perpetually feeling like i’m racing to catch up with everything in my life

she’s so sweet

got to shake Lucrecia Martel’s hand tonight :3

Weird how there’s always one guy! Oh!! And from Maine! Get ready for a whole lot more of that I guess lol.

If I was like five years older I could have published a semi-successful low effort coffee table book called some shit like “online romance: messages from the gentlemen on grindr” that’d mostly be bought by straight millennials for some reason

You Have Matched With Steven Steven: Can I spit shine your asshole with my tongue? Come on girl, let me see that lucky star. -You Have Unmatched With Steven- -You Have Blocked Steven- -You Have Reported Steven-

the problem with prog is its often made by a bunch of nerds with technical talent, no taste, and no humor

Downed a 24 oz beer and wrote a script

its also how we got Cronenberg

For those not following Aallyah's reporting, the railroad company, run by the white descendants of slaveowners, is now trying to seize a plot of land where enslaved Black people were forced to work but their descendants managed to buy out. capitalbnews.org/georgia-rail...

its so great that Carly Rae Jepsen’s follow up EP to Emotion has a few songs that are better on the actual album

apparently the writer of the folgers commercial kept trying to insert a scene with a dryer

AGAIN AGAIN premieres at the Seattle International Film Festival May 11 and 12!!! I'm so excited to finally put this beautiful heartfelt movie out into the world. Grab your tickets before they sell out! www.siff.net/festival/aga...

you’re out here getting spitroasted and that’s all well and good, but you’re playing 2D chess when you can be playing 3D chess. think about it.

Elliott Gould in The Long Goodbye proves that the hottest guy is both the coolest man who ever lived and a complete loser

snakes are really another kind of muppet

wrote a rough draft of a script on my phone, its been a while since i’ve done that, pretty cool

I love that we have a gun shaped dildo in the house

A Taste of Cherry but it’s two women trying to gather up the nerve to rob a multimillionaire living in the oakland hills

trans girl precum

Y’all I gotta be honest I think we need a solution to trans people’s housing insecurity that isn’t “trans people are forced to ask for mutual aid on social media in order to live”

slowly getting more confident to write drum parts for my songs, still need to figure out what to do with the toms tho

i kinda hate most of these long take promo drone shots that go through restaurants or hotels because most of it is dead space and the transition between different directions are so janky.

made pancakes for breakfast and look who came out?

last prompt of round one! “jerry lewis at a cock and ball torture dominatrix”

woke up this morning, got yourself some cum

you want to give your money to the hot masc🌀🌀🌀

i have no fucking clue why this is doing as well as it is, just completely baffled

the night took a turn from wholesome to some hole. on the other side of town Miranda was dealing with another kind of hole, a gaping hole, in her sex life

faggot behavior!