he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine

its truly evil. i grew up a few towns away and I’m pretty sure we only went twice. i felt bad for kids who came to our high school for Music in the Parks cause that meant they sat hours on a bus to go to Marine World

cartoonists handing the same 5 dollar bill around the Small Press Expo but it's the entire economy somehow

New shirt for all my fans of Nancy or terrors beyond their comprehension www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8072...

i was right, it was a 4.0 :3

there was a little earthquake last night.

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

“dubai-style chocolate” side by side with mr. beast-branded candy at the grocery store checkout. i understand now why g-d did the great flood in the bible

i’ve been meaning to try hyphy burger, but i did see a post on reddit complaining about their truck doing donuts at an intersection lmao

they’re so excited to get eaten :3

FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now

now gavin,

baby’s got back problems

none of my posts have been as mean as this painting is

The editors on that planned Sinclair documentary got through about 10 minutes of this sort of footage and went, ummm.

Rewatched Poltergeist. It’s very good, but the clashing tones between earnest Spielberg family drama and Tobe Hooper chaos really stood out this time.

eric clapton. when he comes out on stage people clap for him so much that’s why he’s called that because of the clapping that surrounds him

It would appear that uncritically funding the people that hate us so much that they mint coins commemorating body counts instead of listening to the people who said that the institutional rot within the police is so deeply engrained that they represent a danger to us all has mysteriously backfired.

This shit makes me so mad because people don't understand how much power we have over these companies and the only thing we need to do is not give them money. The only thing we need to do is to not do anything. It's the easiest shit! *wearily* collective action does work, it really does

i described my meal planning when I was living alone to my girlfriend last night and she remarked that I ate like a poor college student

this exists it is called thinking

covetous

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

if cream rises to the top, it could be said that cream also flows out of the bottom

sim earth: the living planet / pc engine cd maxis software / hudson soft, 1992

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

we gotta go back to reviewing websites. if any magazine wants to review my Bluesky profile, I promise to graciously accept any criticism I may receive.

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Imagine if we had an opposition party

This is hilarious. These people have never run a real business. It is 100% a scam operated by skiled, dedicated grifters. www.wsj.com/articles/sto...

love cannot be stopped it is the inertia of existence itself

my previous job trained me to speak like air force pilots and cops, so if my writing reads as super simplistic, it used to be a lot better. i’ve just got into the habit of using shorter, more direct language, the less syllables the better

beyond the inherent danger, the most insulting thing about all this is that we’re not fucking nihilists, at least i’m not, if i was, i wouldn’t be a communist

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

recruiting the etsy witches to resurrect lenin

this Saturday’s screening of The Matrix (on 35mm) is basically sold out! There will be rush tickets, but we also have two more screenings on Tuesday the 23rd and the following Saturday the 27th, right on time for Folsom!

please bro just let us sacrifice one more minority. bro please i promise everything will be good bro your material conditions will improve if you let us scapegoat one more minority bro

Imagine if nothing happened after the Saturday Night Massacre and Nixon wasn’t impeached. This has been the past fucking several months in this country.

What we're seeing in the "don't sign up for protests" discourse is what Paulo Freire described as the convert's failure to trust the knowledge of the oppressed. As the convert tries to stand in solidarity with the oppressed, they refuse to let go of a world where they were the authority by default.

Am I a bad queer for preferring Dedicated over Emotion?

there was a dog with a mow hawk in the dyke bar

they called themselves Radiohead because Radiofellatio was a mouthful

We know too much about each other. You absolutely know too much about me, which I wholeheartedly apologize for

all the hottest girls have a vintage porn Blu-ray collection

what are your go to comfort albums? a little beauty goes a long way right now

don’t call anyone “buddy”, its insulting to all genders over the age of seven