Mormon boys, let me proselytize your prostate

I assume the ADL is all over this

we’re up contemplating our orb

this critter can be dumb as bricks but she's real cute

cleaned out rat guts with a hose at ten a clock on christmas eve. the things i do for our noodle children

you there boy, what bullshit is this

feeding the snake dins and the rat burst like a split burrito. yuck!

breakfast pozole

popped a vyvanse and got gifts for seven people in an hour before going to my sister’s for christmas eve dinner, don’t even play with me

you do the lords work, honestly

acting like a bitch while i’m looking like a slut (true customer service vibes)

slowly waking up

i love the sound of rain

i kinda wanna buy a cheap clockwork 35mm cinema camera and experiment with loading weird specialty film in it and make experimental shorts. i have a Lomokino but i’d love a camera with a proper lens and steady frame-rate.

I love being the one very queer member of my immediate family because you get cousins asking you and your boyfriend about polyamory (because their girlfriend might be bi)

can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob

idk why i get bashful at some friends liking my nudes when they’ve literally seen me fuck

lmao

lets get high and lay on the floor

You're Autistic, Charlie Brown

get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny

puchi carat, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/38846/p...

slowly waking up

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s

I tried playing Giant Steps and all I got were sore wrists

reflections

I watched the 60 Minutes segment and it's honestly astounding how the lessons from Gaza are so apparent there? the IDF and Salvadorian governments being open about war crimes and human rights abuses because they believe they live in a world where accountability has ceased to exist

running 16mm, fixin loops, and now i’m approved to project 16mm💕

wow i have more journalistic experience than Bari Weiss, how embarrassing

I have a film project I’m really passionate about, but I’m also terrified of doing research for it, something that also derailed another script

good mottos for a play party or something a cenobite might say? what’s the difference~

me after a play party

the snake escaped her tank (again)

its also just a live action episode of Evangelion without all the angst and mental illness

she has chosen

Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email. It must be read:

i forgot how much Shin Godzilla is an autistic dream. They beat godzilla by throwing explosive trains at him dude

LOL "Bari killed this meticulous story because it was unfavorable to the Trump administration" is literally the story they're giving to their stenographer

me after a play party

how big is it? i’d say enough to shut you up but i don’t really want any cis man near my cock

Today marks the 35th anniversary of Pilotwings! 👨‍✈️🪂 #gamesky #nintendo #pilotwings #retrogaming #retrosky #snes

but monogamous people treat stds as a punishment for being a slut so they dont consider them real diseases worthy of their concern like they would the flu or covid and act indignant when you suggest that maybe they ought to check once a year to make sure they arent carrying one of these

I dig that the word hero has devolved into a meaningless, hollow, placating participation prize Underfunded frazzled teacher? Hero Cashier during COVID? Hero The nazi widow of a different nazi? Hero Meanwhile the real heroes go unacknowledged (people who eat unshaved pussy)

*looking over the dating scene* i think polys got enough crackers

its so funny that my posting gets way hornier when i’m severely depressed and have zero libido, i think i’m just trying to feel anything

its cool when other women call me faggot tho fyi