i love when Criterion get queer actors to tell us their “Closet Picks”

when i was a kid i taught myself how to unwrap starbursts with just my tongue which should have been a sign for what my future held

my sexual orientation:

Gender is a performance and im

if you enjoy a movie that doesn't pass the Bechdel Test a mean lesbian will come to your house and yell at you actually. we take turns doing shifts for this. mine is next week.

The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

“dicked down” is such a beautiful phrase, a beautiful phrase for a beautiful thing

*getting harassed and meowed in my face while eating breakfast* cats truly are domestic terrorists

There's a boat stuck in Detroit. There's a stepdaughter stuck in the washing machine. All around the world, the free flow of goods and information is challenged

whenever i show my gf a stupid joke on my phone i feel like an Animal Crossing villager that just caught a bug

i’m sore and tired this morning. i’ll be even more sore and tired tomorrow morning. such is the life of a queer

printing this on a tray for ketamine

my sister had her first kid today. i’m so so happy💕🥰

pink!

5 minutes in adobe illustrator baybeee

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

David Fincher's THE SOCIAL NETWORK, and Trent Reznor / Atticus Ross's Oscar-winning score, turned 15 years old this fall. Here's some of my artwork for the album, created by manually corrupting images from the film by editing their raw hex data in a text editor, damaging them from the inside. 1/

Y’all seen Lee Pace? Wearing That Shiiiiiiit

still life🍂

rude. i have three years to get my shit together, alright?

this government really is bringing us back to the fifties, people are gonna have to cross the country via train (which would be fine if we actually had high speed rail)

Happy 62nd to the Cinerama Dome.

one of the asshole squirrels we have in the backyard chewed a hole through our window screen to get to the peanuts we leave out for them

valleys and ocean full of fog

when i was a still a boy all my friends in high school kept telling me how cute my feet were, maybe they were on to something, but is that a thing teenage boys normally tell each other?

sunny day feet estate

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

This is what they took from you

fr tho

the funny thing about me bitching about this is it puts way more pressure on myself to show up the next time I shoot something, which is honestly healthy

why must so many low budget films look like that? just because you’re shooting on digital doesn’t mean it has to look cheap. have some intentionality in your shot choices, stop machine gun shooting everything

still not used to the idea that strangers find me interesting/and or hot and follow me on any platform. the internet is meant for being gay with your friends, not for being seen by dozens if not thousands of people

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

why you eating shrimp with these simps when you could be dining on langoustine with a libertine

The best thing that could be said about early John Carpenter films is that he strove and starved to ensure his low budget films looked like a million bucks. Now so many low budget films look like television

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

projecting a double feature :3

ok, but what about Sissy Hypno Columbo?

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo

I hate modern San Franciscans so fucking much, don’t know how to get out of the fucking way when a train’s unloading, have no clue how to get out of the fucking way on the sidewalk. Fucking move for christsakes

Aftersun

dyke bait (sweeping up the leaves while blasting the Nowhere soundtrack)

BREAKING: The Supreme Court will allow the Trump administration to enforce its anti-trans and anti-nonbinary passport policy during litigation. The unsigned, four-paragraph order effectively reverses two lower-court decisions. The Democratic appointees dissent. More to come: www.lawdork.com

Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

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