didn’t realize pinball was so big with you nerds

what if kodak brought her back (70 mm ektachrome)?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

I don’t know, the date got weird, right before she stuck her tongue in my ass she said “its pudding time”

i’m surprised of the lack of post modernist video games, like truly post modern, not something like The Stanley Parable

I think conservatives were so mad at Piss Christ because they weren’t the ones getting submerged in piss

gotta love 1970s misogyny, they were making arcade games you controlled by grabbing tits

Liberty for who bitch www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Pinball and my Inspector Clouseau ass fit

Dr. Seuss’s “The Five Thousand Fingers of of Doctor T” would kill if it was about trans faggots

Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.

two white guys step into the jacuzzi: “damn, guess we’re making dildo soup tonight”

just so you know, it’ll be her cum on your hands

after spending a few afternoons at the local pinball museum i can confidently say pinball didn’t get goos until the early 60s and the best era was from the late 60s to early to mid 80s

Sabby clearly had a favorite table, guess i need to figure out a way to buy a Centaur machine.

i’m 31 going on 65

I told Jewel that Fruit Loops were older than Fruity Pebbles (which are from 1971) because, “I remember seeing ads for them in the comics I grew up reading, and those were from 1968”. She said, “that’s the most Benjamin Button sentence I’ve ever heard”

rainy days

finished work at 1:30 am… i’m so tired

finished work at 1:30 am… i’m so tired

There are girls posting piss pics of themselves on instagram, what a world

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

And AI data farms are using and wasting all the potable water. It's untenable. AI must die so humans, animals, crops, and nature can live.

A tool called DROP lets California residents fill out a few forms to keep their personal data from being tracked or sold by data brokers.

we need to retire the word “butterface” and start using the phrase “a tight five”

This is great news of course but it makes me sick thinking how this is happening under a regime actively trying to kill renewable energy generation, and how much could have been accomplished in this same time under an administration that supported it

Workers at LA stadium threaten World Cup strike amid anger over ICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

he was here for The Puffy Chair, very chill guy

grindr dick photos are their own kind of outsider art, you know. There's a guy out there who thinks if he shows me a picture with 50 pixels of penis against the flash-lit background of some kind of non-Euclidean nightmare dungeon, I'm gonna come over and give him a handy

there was thunder in the city! haven’t heard that in a minute

there are two types of filmmakers; those who make movies and sit alone in their ivory towers, and those who give back, help smaller films get made, and make the film community better

met Mark Duplass today😌

a Big Iron, called her dick

all i wanna do is have some fun

every time I pay property taxes in California I curse the entire Baby Boomer generation. miserable selfish monsters.

I feel like I’m having a stroke, it’s like my dick is in my hand right now

You know, my husband is kind of like skunk, when he gets threatened, he shits his pants. It’s one of the reasons I married him, he’s one of the few men who can have diarrhea on command, squirts it ten paces, it’s very impressive

Pelosi, Jeffries, Schiff, Gallego are all telling Swalwell to drop out, meanwhile, Gavin Newsom over here:

a Big Iron, called her dick

a woman saunters in, her dyke spurs jingling, voices around the room whisper “that’s Piss Girl Jane.” she turns to the crowd, eyeing everyone in the space, “i’m looking for the girl that keeps putting all this piss in my panties…” she pulls out her piece, “when she should be putting it in my mouth”

#SufjanStevens #Piss

Putting Taco Bell hot sauce on my latkes

turning into Elaine Stritch in Company

Did anyone else hear emergency alert sirens in oakland for like several minutes?

god i’m a miserable tired old bitch

Is Trump going to get impeached and removed from office? No, of course not. But Jesus Christ, guys. What the fuck is wrong with you, Schumer and Jeffries?

the nice thing about having a dominating personality is that people naturally follow you without question, certain that you know what you’re doing