This is a hilarious error, like there are literally *centuries* of banking workflows and tools and regulations and knowledge designed to prevent exactly this kind of mistake. You have to go far, far out of your way to be able to make a mistake like this. Illegally far.

if you like penis coladas, and getting cock in the rain

Porco Rosso

oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining

winter consumer electronics show, las vegas (1995) archive.org/details/satu...

Macbeth: SHIT

Pokémon Warhammer 40k vs neopets 5e

So bsky.team, about that pronouns field that's been languishing unused in the profile lexicon for months now...

Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns

the pronoun labeler was deleted, but @ripperoni.com built a new one @pronounpicker.ripperoni.com it doesn’t have all the same pronouns yet, but still ripp saved the day by launching this overnight, so make sure to thank him!

although it is a bit annoying to have to deal with middle aged white men who just shake their head and keep walking when I ask them to show me they bought a ticket for the zone they're walking into

CURSE OF ROE 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

definitely happier as a working stiff doing manual labor in theaters and bars than I was as a desk worker, even if i had a plush wfh setup

the worst, the absolute worst, such a rookie mistake I missed transferring onto an east bay bart train before hitting powell st right after a basketball game ended

MY PEOPLE 😭

I'm back on the clock baybeeeee just finished my first paid shift in a theater since I got out of school if my schedule doesn't fill up with bartending roles I might end up as a usher shift lead by accident

right about now

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

aww it's cute to come home from work to see my girlfriend snuggling her girlfriend on the couch

New Session Issue 4: Upheaval now live on telnet: issue4.anewsession.com featuring work by: @asterolsen.bsky.social @mbbischoff.com @ultraviolet.gay @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social ...and more! web release coming on Saturday so STAY TUNED!

job hunting for bar shifts feels like a fuckin fetch quest for rpgs sometime Bartender: come back this time when the owner should be working. call the number written on the receipt printer. keep calling until she hears you. owner: come back tonight when the bar manager is working.

I know nothing about crocheting or how long it takes or the personal history of Mr. Nipples here, but I'm in love with the idea of his creator feverishly making him the second the mods posted they're taking a week off. I need the movie montage scene of that.

BART's newly released concepts for what they'll do if Connect Bay Area transit funding measure fails are terrifying. Phase 1: 63% train hours cut & 10 station closures Phase 2: Cumulative 70% train hours cut, 15 station closures Phase 3 (if required): END BART SERVICE We must pass the measure! 🧵

I made these meme stickers from Fallout Go get em and they're only 20% off

aww look at who had such a good shed! no wonder she's been cranky and reclusive all week

kinda the cutest how Moira always wants to curl up right against my butt

wait are all those = signs in the epstein emails instead of letters, are they just bc the dude sucks at typing on his phone?

kinda fucks with my proprioception when I lean over and my boobs keep colliding with stuff

oh no I've trained the local critters a Stellars Jay was knocking on my bedroom window at 9:15am because I hadn't yet served their breakfast spread of birdseed and peanuts

times are tough, but if you can, please support The Flytrap!!

I accidentally ordered almond butter instead of vegan butter on my bagel with sausage patty feels like I'm protein maxxing in a weird gooey way I wish I had grabbed some napkins

far east bay may be mostly boring suburbs but it means the berryessa line a nice ride to San Jose, much better than bart/caltrain via millbrae

yessss finally got Proton mail, calendar, drive all set up on my favorite custom domain gradually de-googlifying my life 🔐

how is the organ player for the ducks so dang cute

One easy way to protect your community and push back against fascism is to help normalize wearing an N95

alt text: YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH IT lose paperwork make food wrong decaf instead of regular overtighten lug nuts strip spark plugs delete jira tickets IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES YOU CAN FIGHT ICE WITHOUT ANY RISKS everything adds up you have no excuses anymore just do it

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

five years ago I asserted "your phone isn't listening to you,that's too expensive. they're spying on what you type, your Google search, your housemates, your mother who you just called" but then after years of siri, Alexa, and on google? yeah of fucking course your phone is listening to you now

at the neighborhood dive bar the regulars are greeting the taciturn bartender in a cigarette-tinged rasp with "g'mornin" at quarter three in the afternoon it's a shame I didn't apply here months ago when they had an opening

My "What You Need To Know About Tear Gas" thread: First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.

I'm glad autostraddle has been filling the gap left by match dot com destroying OK quizzy

the morning after..

Hey cuties. Everything sucks ass. Get some valentines and send them to your friends. I'm sad. You're sad. They're probably sad. Send them a valentine. It keeps Skype a Scientist running, which hey, is very good too. squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/deep...

Also: if you can’t afford a doctor’s visit to get your titers checked and you got your vaccines long enough ago that there’s a chance they’re no longer good, chain pharmacies will usually just give you the shots you request with no questions asked. You can’t get over-vaccinated.

The public library is an essential component of a 21st-century left political project as an example of both what is already available to us and what can be improved upon in the future. The library is a public good, and it is free as a public service. I want more people to make the connections.

Me sowing (getting excessive quantities of Thai takeout): “Yes! This rules!” Me reaping (eating leftovers the next couple days): “WTF?! This rules too! Yes!”

the nsfw content warnings on here are nice but I would rather have an automated warning label for hairy cis men bless their hearts but not my taste

#formline #indigenousart #telekitneticart 🤖🚮 There are some things a machine can’t replace.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouthfeel Look at the various elements of mouthfeel. "Fracturability encompasses crumbliness, crispiness, crunchiness and brittleness." "Cohesiveness: The degree to which the sample deforms before rupturing when biting with molars"

Timely reminder, because an order of magnitude more people like the Thread™ than my polite requests for help: