One of my co-workers mixed together vinegar and bleach this morning, so uh, just a reminder for everyone that's dangerous as fuck!

if you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

A message from Stan Kelly to sickos about the devil's lettuce vs gin, with alt text

For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote. A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago. Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!

gushers are dessert dumplings

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

do patches make money who would buy some patches or stickers, maybe

New Piece: Bat Rays! 🌊 Honoring a new space at Giant Robot @giantrobotstore.bsky.social opening up. Divers from all over come to see our California kelp forests. What delight is it to look up and see a bat ray's "smile" underwater. :3 Animals show. 🦈 LA & online: www.giantrobot.com/products/ani...

double tongue piercings are a thing you can do? holy shit, obvious choice

A few days ago I watched Ed Zitron say that CEOs need to stop saying AI will destroy jobs if they don’t want people to throw Molotovs at their houses. I’m sure this is completely coincidental

skinny white boy with a handlebar mustache dressed like an Anne Rice vampire with a beautifully manicured black and maroon suit and cloak just got on my BART train carrying a shopping bag from Mr S. Leather i see you, faggot, living your best life

if Tim Curry had only blessed us with this speech it would have been enough, but he has given us so much more

how to prepare for a trans-centric play party: 1. don't shower 2. don't apply deodorant / antiperspirant 3. speed walk from the train station

bong vendor is claiming "melted ice leaves behind tiny ice fragments and dirty droplets you could inhale". what are you smoking, bro, is this a serious concern for health or flavor?

why did you transition, wrong answers only I thought my cat would cuddle on my boob shelf

so stylish

stuck

it's so nice that none of my current coworkers know the specifics of what I used to work on, they just accept "I worked in IT" bc I just looked at LinkedIn and like.. I still really don't care to participate in the SWE industry. operating and configuring software is close enough

one of my favorite things is my partner mumbling "I'm sleepy" and then snuggling into my boobs

I got more training on the cocktail bar at work and, goddamn, training on a new position is WORK it's so much easier to do hostess / server / runner

🖊️ How ever sick I may feel I'll never be as sick as the forever red morphin sequence

In Jersey it doesn’t matter. You can wander into any diner on any Route across the entire state and you’ll get the exact same mirrored walls and etched glass dividers. Cake and pie counter. Bottomless coffee. Open 24 hours. You don’t even need to open a menu b/c you already know what’s on it.

Bowser shows that tyranny is a structure of compulsion. An empire consuming itself with a decaying, mechanical hunger. His ideology is escalating desperation, a tantrum for control in the jaws of annihilation. Fascism fails because it cannot stop devouring the very humanity it requires to exist.

I should probably be keeping a tally of "I did something clever at work and everyone liked it" vs "somebody said 'be careful'" vs actual errors/complaints bc I made some changes and only checked in with half of the people it would impact so now I'm Anxious bc I haven't fully confirmed it's fine

There is only one person who can get BlueSky working again (I had a second one!)

stuck

got some beans in me this afternoon to build out the gallery wall next step: pick some art prints to hang cut picture wire lines to hang them from the picture rail (buy some monofilament to replace the wire)

PLEASE sexualize me. treat me like an OBJECT. cherish me like an OBJECT. society doesn't value humans anyways.

this is fucking nuts:

This is the most Vince McMahon shit I have ever seen

I'm very pleased to report that we have access to emoji for both 📏 and 📐

the only time I'm thinking about Achilles is when I'm washing the dishes

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

love how eaze weed deliveries sends progressively more urgent notifications about your weed man is arriving soon great sign of understanding your target market

fuckin wild, my taxes got paid on time (no extensions) for the first time in years fuckin great for the year where I least want to fund the federal administration maybe some of my money will make it back to the parks and WIC instead of paying for literally one bomb

she wants da spam

it's tbh pretty gratifying to get feedback from my manager that she appreciates how I just showed up, identified problems that ppl have just gotten accustomed to over the years, and put in solutions for them like this is exactly what I strive for as a new person joining an existing team

What's gooooood it's another #PortfolioDay I'm Morgan, PNW based digital, ink, and watercolor artist interested and experienced in illustrating book covers, TTRPGs, video game art, music album and promo art, and anything Cool and Interesting. Site: mxmorgan.com 📧: hello at mxmorgan dot com

I also sincerely encourage my cis mutuals to take this test

"did you cut your hair? did you dye your hair?" no I just finally bought shampoo after two weeks

I restarted my untappd profile now that I'm working around beer and cider but I'm a little anxious about giving low ratings to beers that I don't like (personal taste) but are well-executed (for other people's taste)

A lot of people are quick to say they *can't* give up Amazon. Okay, don't. Just don't make it your default. That thing you threw in your basket that you can get elsewhere? Get it elsewhere. If everyone still buying from Amazon reduced their spending by 20%, Bezos would be screaming bloody murder

oh, to be a hot girl pole dancing on the vines in the cave pueblo set behind the fire at the main stage for Coachella

more baby time

Artist! Quote with your blue art! 💙

this is how I learned hulk hogan changed his surname to sound more Irish

it's baby time