It's "Axe and Juniper," not "Adam and Eve."

Burnham looks like a Keir Starmer lookalike impersonator that Tim & Eric hired for a skit

I think these two are closest to this joke irl we’ve gotten yet

You truly expect me to believe these are two different individuals. What do you think I am. What do you take me for. Am I Mr. Bean to you

I just think it's nice that Donna Summer and Giorgio Moroder made a musical representation of what it feels like to fuck while you're doing poppers

I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024)

fuck fuck fuck uhhh i know this one

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal

Oh is that what we're calling it now

Well. That's bad

Josie’s use of the Bewitched font is perfect bc it reminds one to wiggle their nose if they’re missing the hit of some of the crunchier, low end sounds, and ✨¡ VOÎLÀ !✨ they magically appear

Jesus Christ the stock market is such a grim joke

The Colin Firth character from the Bridget Jones movies would've been such a Keir Starmer fan and I'm glad he didn't live to see this.

If i was the pope i'd start deep throating the microphone in front of god & everybody

Chris Claremont's alt

Girl you got a pinecone for a brain

This was the part that really got me archive.is/L7IPn

This essay fucking devastated me in the most beautiful and ultimately uplifting way archive.is/L7IPn

Queer people have had *a smidgeon* of cultural respect and freedom for about five seconds; there are policy campaigns the world over to remarginalize them. People who denigrate attraction to men can be ignored easily and should be. Obviously, people who denigrate queer identity cannot.

i've made my first ever piece of horny fanart please enjoy this rendition of Ramiel, the best girl from Neon Genesis Evangelion, in sexy red lingerie

if u look like this DM me immediately

Look, I don't care what these fringe activists say -- it's just not okay to be straight. It defies God's law. Straight people should be sterilized and thrown in jail

WOW

Happy 30th Quake 1

Had a really productive call so I celebrated by making a silly little MIDI cover:

Me and my houseboy noticed you from across the rave and we wanted to know… do you like LAN parties?

Happy 30th birthday to Quake

BREAKING NEWS: andy burnham has pulled the lever, killing one person on the tracks instead of five

Marv Wolfman was the writer who invented Tim Drake, and Chuck Dixon was the writer who launched Tim's first solo title, but the absolute defining statement on the character was the brief Batman/'Tec run where Tim was written by Alan Grant Much love to @sirosenbaum.bsky.social for intro'ing me to it

Nutz Deep II North Spencer, WI

RIP Alan Greenspan. What can I say? He taught me to be weird

Babe wake up; new @beckbook.com blurb just dropped!!!!! beckbook.com

The UK cycling through Prime Ministers since 2016

Trust me, when you get to the end of Chapter 6, you'll see why I wanted to close it with these verses:

My one big regret with @beckbook.com is that song lyrics are so prohibitively expensive to license I wanted to print verses from David Bowie's "Seven," which plays a tragic role in the book's narrative, and make the reader cry, but I heard about the pricetag the estate charges and was like nah

Yes

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Hilarious and terrifying that senior and influential members of the US Democratic Party are STILL looking at UK Labour today and going, "Yeah, that's the ticket, let's copy their whole deal"

Keir Starmer to announce first post-PM venture as presenter of topical chat show "Gin Monday with Keir Starmer"

Still so deeply honored by this @beckbook.com blurb from @andrewhickey.500songs.com I never thought of the book as being influenced by -- let alone reading as easily as -- the works of Stephen King But now I totally see it, even if it was unintentional Anyway, preorder now! beckbook.com

instead of asking "can it run doom?", we should be asking "should it run doom?"...not every device with a microcontroller needs to gaze into hell

Hey if you use Soulseek, lmk and I'll give you my username so you can pirate my enormous library of stuff

This is, indeed, fascinating historical media

I'd also be curious to see the universe where the film 20th Century Fox backed as their surefire hit that spring, The Other Side of Midnight, was one. (Fun Fact. So sure of the film's success, Fox had it so theaters had to take this Flash Gordon-esque junker the American Graffiti kid made as well.)

A world where instead of falling in love with Big Franchises, America decided it just wanted to watch Big Trucks