Man read the room and shut up

They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.

the trans drivers license revocation in kansas is horrible, but it's the second-worst thing in the bill there's not been nearly enough focus on the bathroom bounty system: any private resident can sue me for $1000 if they can prove i made them uncomfortable in a bathroom

twitter but for thots

Thinking about this

River Butcher as Christopher PLEASE

‘I’d rather have ice at the airports ‘ cool I’d rather have them not funded

logged onto Threads, saw a post where someone posted at Reese's that their ads gives the peanut allergy community anxiety and then tells them Do Better without a shred of irony and I take back what I said about social media being dumb and bad

on the other hand, this will aid originalist interpretation

Serenely imagining the alt-universe that Nora Durst describes going to at the end of The Leftovers, the one where there's no one to fly planes so she spends like three years traveling from Australia to NY by boat

I desperately want to play Livia

they’ve fucked air traffic control, oil, and TSA. commercial air travel might just die.

Some professional news :)

The SoTranos

Imagine being the trans actress who gets cast as Adriana Imagine the joy you would feel at getting to be that hot on camera Hold on to that feeling when you need it

i volunteer to play the one role i was born for: janice

I FUCKING STAND BY THIS IDEA

Honorary trans girl Carmela Soprano I said it

"YOU USED TO GET ME SO HOT DOWN DEAH"

Spouse just asked me for the best use of Tom Petty's "American Girl" on screen I voted for the time Carmela plays it for Tony when he's in a coma She voted for Silence of the Lambs What's YOUR vote

escape time loop escape time loop escape time loop escape time loop escape time loop escape time loop escape time loop escape time loop

me talking to any woman

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tag yourself, i'm the Punisher afro-pick

People who ask you to explain why it's wrong to burn down ambulances of a jewish medical emergency service are not going to be convinced by your explanation.

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

COLD SNOW CAN'T MELT SUNBEAMS

I'm so tantalizingly close to the legally approved final copy of @beckbook.com — the drop-dead date is next Thursday — and I'm trying not to think about Arthur Koestler mailing the manuscript for DARKNESS AT NOON from Paris to his international publisher five days before the Nazis took the city

Fully regressing into AIMawaymessageposting

Love, sister, is just a kiss away

Rape, murder — it's just a shot away. It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away

Monitoring the situation and consulting with my most trusted vapes

I learned this wonderful song like a full year before I ever heard a Smiths song, and that's why Morrissey is always STEPHEN Morrissey, to me

Just imagine me screaming this Ween song out, except instead of Morrissey and the Smiths, I'm singing about Lindy West and polyamory discourse

Is it weird that I feel personally assaulted and triggered by both Lindy West's book AND all commentary on it

SHUT UP ABOUT LINDY WEST NOBODY CARES BE POLY, DON'T BE POLY, JUST LEAVE ME OUT OF IT

If you spot ICE agents at an airport in the coming days, I want to hear from you. Reach me via Signal at marisakabas.04

Surely there must be a better headline for this story

This is deeply, profoundly embarrassing for us as a civilization (which studying classics and regional studies would really help you understand).

Joe the Plumber walked so Linda from Arizona could run, and Linda from Arizona ran so that no one could fly 🙏

He started a war, didn’t know how to win it, was immediately over his head, became quickly overpowered by an enemy he vastly underestimated, and now is trying to sue for peace and then convince you that this was a victory. Dying empires produce leaders like this

Forever Watching love grow Forever

I don't watch a lot of horror, so I can't say for SURE that John Goodman playing "Guess Who?" with Mary Elizabeth Winstead and John Gallagher, Jr. is the most terrifying instance of filmed psychological horror produced in the last 20 years But I wouldn't be surprised if someone else said it was

Real talk that movie is fucking amazing and I can never watch it again

{extremely robert pollard voice} WE'LL EVEN THE SCORE! IN WORLD WOKE FOUR!

Some days, it's just a 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE kind of mood

I'm not like the other girls. Really! I swear!!! {pounding on thick metal door} You've gotta let me in there, I'm not like the other girls!!!!

if your pleasure harms someone then it is a guilty pleasure. like.... who does chocolate pudding or romance novels harm. chill out with the puritanism pleasure makes life worth living in addition to fulfilling work