Need some funds so I'm selling my signed copy of Cinema Her by Way by Marya E. Gates. 40 bucks. Free shipping in the states. PP is janininthepan at gmail.

Stephen Sondheim's Finishing The Hat & Look, I Made a Hat. 50 bucks for the set. Free shipping in the states. PP is janinthepan at gmail.

Blu-Rays of Breezy and Fffolkes. 10 bucks each. Free shipping in the states. PP is janinthepan at gmail.

TFW you realize you liked Jacob Elordi so much in Frankenstein that you're probably going to see him in that Hot Wuthering Who Heights movie from that director you can't stand.

With Guillermo del Toro's 'Frankenstein' streaming on Netflix tomorrow, I spotlighted another thoughtful, sophisticated (and underseen) 'Frankenstein' adaptation for @crooked-marquee.bsky.social: The 1973 TV movie 'Frankenstein: The True Story.' #filmsky #moviesky

Hate it when someone finds themselves between, say, two people called Greg, and they describe it as a "Greg sandwich". If you're in the middle then it's a YOU sandwich, on Greg bread. You idiot. You fucking moron.

The fact that the Nazis want the Ark of the Covenant but don't like that it's Jewish feels like the most potent metaphor in the film

the thing about sandwich guy acquittal is that at least half those jurors refused to convict out of pure, unadulterated federally-occupied-washingtonian spite

Very happy that the jury deli-vered the correct verdict.

MTG doing her slow pivot to I'm Actually Liz Cheney, as Trump turns into a hospice patient, is the grifter's Insurrectionist to Careerist move of the season.

TFW you realize you liked Jacob Elordi so much in Frankenstein that you're probably going to see him in that Hot Wuthering Who Heights movie from that director you can't stand.

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

For all its flaws, and it certainly has a lot of them, Manos: The Hands of Fate is a desolate and eerie movie. And that's even before you find out that it predated and paralleled the Manson Family. Feels like a bad dream from the Black Lodge

And there's no risk of double-decker jeopardy either 🤪

The Academy Museum has announced their schedule for through February. There's a lot of good stuff, but all I have to say is: WOLFEN in 35mm in the Geffen Theater on January 18th

Guess this was a pretty open-faced and shut case.

Once the defense learned it was a jury of his pickle *spears*, they knew they had this in the bag. (I'll stop soon.)

*racing to catch up with a car that hasn't made speed yet* *huffing and puffing like I'm on death's door* he was found not gluten-free

To answer whether a hot dog is a sandwich, hurl one at a federal agent and see if it makes him cry.

It turns out that jury was...holding out for a hero.

Eat Fresh, motherfuckers

that's for edam sure

That’s a wrap

Guess this was a pretty open-faced and shut case.

If it’s BLT then you must go free

Once the defense learned it was a jury of his pickle *spears*, they knew they had this in the bag. (I'll stop soon.)

This ruling will forever enshrine our right to bear meatball parms

It turns out that jury was...holding out for a hero.

The pitch-black comedy of the visual of a Kennedy immediately fleeing when someone's life might be in danger

Juror 4: Take a look at this sandwich. It's a very unusual sandwich. I've never seen one like it. Neither had the deli who sold it to the boy. Juror 8: I'm just saying a coincidence is possible. J 3: And I say it's not possible. (#8 produces an identical sandwich) J 2: It's the same sandwich!

There's something deeply funny about a bunch of decaying eugenicists about to reveal the next stage of the plan to exterminate autistic and disabled people and one them just goes tits up in the background.

Blu-Rays of Breezy and Fffolkes. 10 bucks each. Free shipping in the states. PP is janinthepan at gmail.

Starting to pull together a piece.

There's something deeply funny about a bunch of decaying eugenicists about to reveal the next stage of the plan to exterminate autistic and disabled people and one them just goes tits up in the background.

Medical Emergency At The White House is my least favorite punk / new wave album.

Stephen Sondheim's Finishing The Hat & Look, I Made a Hat. 50 bucks for the set. Free shipping in the states. PP is janinthepan at gmail.

Need some funds so I'm selling my signed copy of Cinema Her by Way by Marya E. Gates. 40 bucks. Free shipping in the states. PP is janininthepan at gmail.

"The Beat Goes On," Mina. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_r...

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I talked to librarians, authors who have had their books banned, and groups that support them for this article. The glee with which schools, libraries, governments, and companies are replacing human workers and nuance with AI would not be possible w/o the successful war on schools and libraries

Can't wait for Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL to form a task force devoted to watching the Heritage Foundation like a hawk for any signs of antisemitism.

I can't stop reading this in this voice of Hunter S. Thompson and dying.

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Jean Harlow by George Hurrell for Vanity Fair (1934)

Wait the actress who played Fran Drescher's mom also played WHO in the original The Producers

Me and the other labubus were talking and we think your apartment is too depressing to justify coming to life at night

"The Beat Goes On," Mina. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_r...