Mycroft: my sweet brother, truly the one mystery you couldn’t solve was the mystery of “two guys falling off something” Watson: my dearest friend I shall miss you, it is with warm feelings I recall our last conversation, where you revealed to me that Moriarty’s one weakness was to get his ass beat

Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall*

meanwhile in nyc bar news the owner of attaboy just posted a weepy screed about how hurt, so very hurt, he is that his employees are unionizing so it's a good thing i had a sort of shitty experience at that bar & never went back i guess

i dearly wish establishment dems had shown this much fight when their constituents were getting shot down in the streets by masked fascists but i'm just a dumb hick who don't know nothin' bout government running

They’re going to fight back by only listening to their donors harder

Guys has anyone actually read this article?

If centrists are consistent about anything, it’s that they only seem to acknowledge wars once they’re already losing them.

That’d be Tom Suozzi, who, as @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social reports, lives at the subsidized C St prayer house of The Family, a mostly GOP organization committed to “biblical capitalism” & “infiltrating” Jesus—manly variety—into govt.

Jabba the Hutt: *looking at Cassian Andor, gesturing* Ya Fussa Pleeka Jutu "Y tu mamá también" Ho Ho Ho Ho Salacious Crumb: HeeeeeHehheheheEEE

What AI can never do is make YouTube thumbnails as beautiful as this

I think this would work on a regular guy too

talking to my neighbors and she was like "it's a pretty shitty time to be an american but it's a fuckin' GREAT time to be a new yorker" and that about covers the past several months

May have been a tactical error to go "Now you done it, New York, you're gonna see what REAL SOCIALISM looks like!!!" right before the snow got cleared and the Knicks won

every year they're like "look at these unprecedented temperatures and weather phenomena" and I'm like yeah man I see that could we uhhh idk maybe do something. to try and help with that. maybe climate change is real and bad actually.

I'm a little proud of dogged American dirtbag ingenuity and hubris that makes it baffling to a lot of us that you can't make a cheap AC unit work in almost* any building w/ common and cheap materials which is a large factor in their ubiquity in many places here where they probably shouldn't be.

Congratulations to the graduates of East River Academy, who earned their diplomas while incarcerated on Rikers Island. No matter where your journey began, this milestone belongs to you. You earned it, and I'm cheering you on.

It’s insane that it still feels so good and rare to hear someone just write this in plain English @rilaws.bsky.social

Fast little fellow isn't he. Scurries along

*David Thewlis voice* Sonic the Hedgehog

The median income in Jeffries' district is $63K while the median income in my district where Darializa defeated Espaillat is $52K. Just a reminder that Hakeem Jeffries is a liar- or grossly stupid- whichever you prefer in a potential Speaker.

It’s great visual storytelling that the face of the Democratic establishment crashout is James Carville, a man who looks and dresses like he’s in hospice

What's currently being posted on waspsky

I see people are claiming to be giving their kids a "90s summer" by having them go outside and do thing. As a kid in the 90s, here is a real 90s summer: STAY INDOORS Play Final Fantasy VI (which was III) Watch Xena Paint a ceramic mask you bought from Ace Hardware while listening to Enya

eat shit

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

god trump's love of zohran remains the funniest outcome imaginable

"outsized focus on issues connected to the middle east" "outsized focus on issues connected to the middle east" "outsized focus on issues connected to the middle east"

Alan J. Pakula’s The Parallax View (1974). Now THAT is a goddamn movie.

holy shit my invisible giraffe machine worked

In case you, too, needed this today:

okay turns out this actually does work, he immediately goes into chill mode if you put on some new orleans brass band music and this is way way easier than the bengal who insists her owner put on pocahontas ten tines a day

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward

huge mistake to start doing sequels to late 90s/2000s movies bc that was kind of the last time movies still looked like movies, so it just serves to highlight how cheap things look now

sorry folks i just watched the wishbone documentary and the amount of work that went into making a kid's show about a talking dog look better than a lot of primetime tv shows these days

also, we're in a real crisis of celebrities not having human faces anymore

yeah they did not rehire the original production designers and boy does it show

If i were trying to blow up a political party, I don't think "voting for them" would be one of my top methods

also opening a Nolan trailer with "what do you remember/ A Wife" indescribably funny

Mario Bava didn't carefully cut up milk cartons to make an entire city skyline so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

I lol'd at this but also, sorry, it made me think of this. Remember when these beautiful little babies all likely dead or maimed or orphaned by now held a press conference in November 2024 outside of al Shifa Hospital? www.welcometohellworld.com/thanking-the...

We love the Gross Reflecting Pool story because it is a Groverhaus

at this point you kind of have to assume anything you see on the internet without a clear attribution chain is fake. you can reevaluate if that changes; harder to go the other way.

holy shit this game is going to be dope

The whole GTA thing feels like a religion we still practice even though we've all forgotten why

normal animal

Counting Petals

confidential to establishment dems whining about getting stomped by progressives yesterday:

Posts like this basically generate my own personal infinitely-stocked pond of accounts to block

extremely, unfathomably lucky that this is the view out our bedroom window despite renting in deepest industrial brooklyn