She was escorted by smaller, younger cats, like an honored elder. I messed up her old lady fur but she was so ok with that. She seemed very comfy and content. The cats essentially run this tiny No Outlet neighborhood with a square brick corner grocery cube that I'm sure was hopping in ancient times.

You got 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚! Press [𝙀] to ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚. Hold [𝙁] to ꜰɪʟʟ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛꜱ with 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 (Req. 2× 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩). Tap [𝘾] fast to ᴡɪᴘᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 on back of 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨. 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 used ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱʟᴏᴘ! 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 are ᴜɴᴡᴇᴀʀᴀʙʟᴇ!

happy mother's day and thanks for surviving long enough to make sure i got a shot at enjoying the world too

Happy Mother's Day

just explained what a tsundere was to Ben and he went “oh like the home alone shovel guy”

the world is a better place with so many milfs in it. that’s just the truth, and I don’t think we should hide from the truth

My annual Mother's Day post. Because some people had great mothers but lost them, some had or have mothers who never mothered them or stopped mothering them for some reason, treated them as adversaries or as worthless, and Mother's Day can be a punitive day for all those for whom this is true.

My daughter took this picture on the road. Loafy the Bread Sprite will happily remind us what kind of hell it would be to live in a world without bread.

Our jihad against antisocial assholes has begun

Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

We had a little early summer squall blow through, which meant it was time for the most magical time of the year: Arroyo the bearded dragon getting to do a bit of rain-bathing

god bless a man who had the gift of true righteousness. also a man who looked absolutely goddamn crazy just truly one of the weirdest looking guys god ever made

Millennials and Gen Xers may recognize this song as the main title of "The Adventures of Pete & Pete". But what Polaris didn't dare tell Nickelodeon, for fear of losing the gig, is that the song is about the Kent State massacre. The titular "Sandy" is Sandra Lee Scheuer.

Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic https://theonion.com/man-directs-full-force-of-anecdote-toward-single-person-1826391190/

absentmindedly put an event in my calendar about a meeting with my contractor and so now sunday has an all day event that just says "JESUS COMING BACK"

What say you, Bottom?

The irony bro frees his mind at the tshirt drawer

Incredible street art find

of course tubi has a beautiful transfer of tombstone, a movie i have seen so many times in blurry tv vision it feels like i just put glasses back on looking at this one

america really needs to figure pubs out so i have somewhere dark and relatively not ear-splitting to drink and glower

my top three favorite boroughs of new york: 1. new york 2. philadelphia 3. brooklyn 4. the one and only new york city! 5. boston 4. bodegas

You never seen dudes rock as hard as this!

dan stevens really does have a spectacular furious face

man michael b. silver really got around in the 90s, he's showed up in both er & young indiana jones on our rewatches of both

Ol' Fella: it's been a lotta things. ended up as a bus stop. there was talk about getting rid of it and I said hey I'll take it, i'll work on it and drive it Wolfen NC400 Nikon n80 #filmphotography

i've seen mothers photographed by dorothea lange that looked younger than this woman

thunderstruck followed by edge of seventeen is some kind of gym playlist

no more circus

i don't think gym bros who fail to unload the bar when they're done should be put to death but i do think they should have to drag all 250 lbs or whatever of plates behind them like swole jacob marley

new heathcliff lore: there's an anthropomorphic half gallon of milk in their town

been thinking about that video where a dude stands frozen at his bedroom window taping an f3 tornado bearing down on his house a lot lately. no reason i'm sure, just comes up in my mind a lot

panic attack like a cicada so loud #haiku #senryu

sometimes i like to get high and watch twenty minutes of jack handey's deep thoughts youtu.be/fOFVXckEiQs?...

Gross. (From Publishers Lunch newsletter)

sometimes Oxford is normal and sometimes members of @orieloxford.bsky.social chapel gather to serenade a new beehive on college grounds with a 17th century madrigal

I will add that this is why all the biggest shows on TV — The Pitt, Paradise, Pluribus — have lower and mid level writers in their room. A good showrunner knows a room with 5 Co-EPs and 1 SW is an ego-clash nightmare. You need to delegate at all levels and trust all levels otherwise you burn out.

"no opinion can ever erase--" yes it can! it just fucking did!

gonna go rewatch the finale of babe to heave myself out of the void for five more minutes

"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance

dog got attacked by an off-leash dog on the street for the second time in a year and i wonder why he's a reactive mess these days

The National Anthem is speeding up like when you're running out of time in Super Mario.

This kitten looks like medieval illustrations of cats from monks who kept giving cats human faces

Me: Congratulations, dude James McCloud: Thanks man Me: You pick a name yet James McCloud: We’re thinking Fox Me: Right on. It makes sense

7-Foot Groucho brings the blue card : 57s