Taking your own food when you’re going TO ITALY. truly the sign of a demented mind

Kind of a benchmark for state capacity, officially Pintos killed 27 people before being pulled. A testa killed the relative of a sitting congressman and nothing

Still blows my mind that Dolly Parton wrote Two Princes and Little Miss Can't Be Wrong on the same day

I like my high fantasy a touch lighter and looser, so it makes all the sense in the world that the Game of Thrones project I finally clicked with was "Large Sword Idiot And His Tiny Smart Friend Get Themselves Into Various Jams."

'jd_vance_booed_readingfestival05.mp3' but when you open the file it's just some other piece of shit in the admin getting booed somewhere instead

That was not very Wild Geese by Mary Oliver of you, dude

On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!

This is the future that (Texas) liberals want: taxpayer-funded goats clearing invasives from public parks & restoring the health of native prairie.

I cannot sufficiently underline how despicable it is that the IOC has required Haitian Olympic athletes to remove an image representing the leader of the Haitian Revolution (against SLAVERY) from their uniforms.

Jeffrey Epstein types like a dog would talk

all the homies know the importance of saying “nite- nite” when i’m tired. they know when i’m tired i should go to bed. they know it even if i don’t. they’re tucking me in and turning out the light. they’re telling me tomorrow’s a big day and to sleep good even when i’m fussing

After whatever happened to this poor bastard before he got shot with an RPG, being blown up by an RPG would’ve been a mercy

i don't think ben mankowitz has ever watched a looney tunes short in his life

good news, new york: it's snowing again!

federal taxes you pay this year will go towards this. they won't go towards programs or services that help people, they killed those. they won't go to science, they ended science. they will fund this. you'll be paying for this.

I think in the future we should make it so politics is more than a choice between fascism and 100 slight variations of this person

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

On this day four years ago we shot the final scene of #BetterCallSaul

thinking about the time i tried to make the sleepytime bear out of marzipan

A rare photo of Kid Rock in which he looks like someone who’s extremely famous in Quebec.

well at least this sort of thing won't bother him on a cellular level every waking moment for the foreseeable future as he desperately shows how funny he thinks it is

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

You know who’s NOT in the Epstein files?

Oh god it’s the Olympics

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

we're not coming back from this shit, man

It's Leo's Towing--and they're doing a charity event with Lito's Burritos on Sunday 💜 www.facebook.com/share/186pVG...

get a real job

@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

Richard Dawkins in the Epstein Files. Some things in life really come as a shock, and this is not one of them.

none were more shocked than i but yeah, yeah it does

if you are holding hands two abreast taking up the entire width of a snowbound sidewalk your fellow new yorkers should be able to hunt and kill one of you at a time for sport while the other lovebird is forced to watch

i will never "do better" that is my solemn oath. every time someone tells me to do better i resolve to become 10% worse

everybody is in a weirdly good mood, presumably because it has managed to climb up to a balmy 33 degrees

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

The gem here is the letter (from a restauranteur to striking streetcar workers) which climaxes with: "We are with you till h--l freezes, and when it does, we will furnish blankets to keep you warm,"

"Top of the World," Shonen Knife. youtu.be/dKAQPvFG23s?...

Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams

As a keen forager whose speciality is seaweed and sustainable sourcing I beg you to sign this. There are currently two corps with applications to strip the Irish west coast of seaweed. We cannot let this happen. Please sign and share. #irish #ireland

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Congratulations Sub/Pop Records on receiving the Washington Sate Governor's Arts and Heritage Award last night in Olympia! @subpop.bsky.social @artswa.bsky.social

Bird blink! A diptych of yesterday's Cooper's hawk friend. These are very heavily cropped to show off the nictitating membrane, mid-blink (left). #photography #BirdSky #birding #hawk #eye #blink #nature #wildlife #PNW #birds

AIPAC listen to me, it is extremely vital that you spend all of your money, literally all of it, on running ads against Chuck Schumer in 2028 because he said a mean word about Netanyahu one time in 2024

So Mary Poppins vs Jareth the Goblin King, which is a more powerful fae entity

VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.

he's so good at this