holy shit my invisible giraffe machine worked

In case you, too, needed this today:

okay turns out this actually does work, he immediately goes into chill mode if you put on some new orleans brass band music and this is way way easier than the bengal who insists her owner put on pocahontas ten tines a day

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward

huge mistake to start doing sequels to late 90s/2000s movies bc that was kind of the last time movies still looked like movies, so it just serves to highlight how cheap things look now

sorry folks i just watched the wishbone documentary and the amount of work that went into making a kid's show about a talking dog look better than a lot of primetime tv shows these days

also, we're in a real crisis of celebrities not having human faces anymore

yeah they did not rehire the original production designers and boy does it show

If i were trying to blow up a political party, I don't think "voting for them" would be one of my top methods

also opening a Nolan trailer with "what do you remember/ A Wife" indescribably funny

Mario Bava didn't carefully cut up milk cartons to make an entire city skyline so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

I lol'd at this but also, sorry, it made me think of this. Remember when these beautiful little babies all likely dead or maimed or orphaned by now held a press conference in November 2024 outside of al Shifa Hospital? www.welcometohellworld.com/thanking-the...

We love the Gross Reflecting Pool story because it is a Groverhaus

at this point you kind of have to assume anything you see on the internet without a clear attribution chain is fake. you can reevaluate if that changes; harder to go the other way.

holy shit this game is going to be dope

The whole GTA thing feels like a religion we still practice even though we've all forgotten why

normal animal

Counting Petals

confidential to establishment dems whining about getting stomped by progressives yesterday:

Posts like this basically generate my own personal infinitely-stocked pond of accounts to block

extremely, unfathomably lucky that this is the view out our bedroom window despite renting in deepest industrial brooklyn

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

legge

re-upping because this is the only democrat in government who has said something afaik.

this might be the freshest luna moth I've ever seen

Full story is an essential read www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

This is Palmer Raids type stuff here smh

lmao Hakeem these conversations can start with deez and end with nutz

1) is my clean up of 2) Genndy’s original rough and 3) is Scott Wills’ color over both. This project was just announced at Annecy.

beef flavor

The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.

You cannot be a UK tennis player named Pinnington Jones like come on that is a penguin butler name

The European mind will never comprehend the Sears "You'll call now" air conditioning commercial youtu.be/XclDLIx8NQ4?...

It is silly to pretend like Palestine didn't animate anyone in these three races. Reynoso and Goldman called themselves progressives but opposed things like Block The Bombs, Valdez and Lander support things like this. Espaillat literally didn't even defend Mahmoud Khalil, which is why DAC ran.

The conclusion of a story about an immortal demon

The "American Dream" is based on the suffering and oppression of countless people inside and outside America. The "America Dream" has been my hellish nightmare since my birth in Baghdad 40 years ago. Fuck you and fuck your ghoulish worldview! I pray that you will never know true peace.

it's crazy how much of the corruption in the party makes way more sense, explains so much more, when you think less of it as "politician personally fattening their own wallet" above all else and more "a lot of people have a lot of useless cousins they want to give do-nothing jobs to"

at the venue two blocks from my apartment. on my birthday weekend, you say

I think the thing I like the most about Claire Valdez is that she not only takes bold stands in support of trans people, but that when people on the right try to use those positions to attack her, she's just like, "yes, that is correct."

This is every woman to me *realizes how that sounds* I mean in the sense that they are beautiful but not in the sense they're deadly or deceitful *imagines someone quoting me with "god forbid women do anything"* unless thats where their personal journey takes them

Imaging sullying the first JP by making it share a case with these mutants. Shameful

FINALLY, the final season of primal was basically a demo reel for this

The Post leaning into the Israel thing is crazy because these days half their readership is watching videos about the USS Liberty incident without headphones on while they ride the subway

Newspapers treating Mamdani like he’s Spider-Man

trades-adjacent bluesky posters are desperately hoping for the trump admin to throw them a bone the way the reflecting pool has been a boon for water treatment guys. some guy called The Woke HVAC Tech is waiting to pounce on the day that the washington monument is declared closed for AC maintenance

The Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers is a dramatisation of Britney Spears relationship with Kevin Federline. Each of the four girls represents a different part of Britneys personality and public image.

Amazing post