me and all the other guys who got our first HJ to drops of Jupiter about to go get our bad knees blown off for Israel

i also have this! and it sucks ass!

Obsessed with this poem, and with the oldcroghan man.

AI GENERATED CHRISTOPHER LEE AS SARUMAN: those moves--they're impeccable! DANNY MCBRIDE: hey-diddle-diddle you power-worshiping piece of shit!

i deleted all the games and apps off my phone, put my phone in a trash can, and now just carry my game boy around in my pocket instead. so if you want to reach me you will have to release a new game boy game.

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

god it's so funny that canonically mulder is implied to have just kept a vial of scully's eggs in, i dunno, his freezer behind a pint of haagen dazs for ten years without telling her

No Country for Old Men TV series and every episode ends with Anton Chigurh getting hit by a different 1968 Chevrolet Caprice Estate.

"America will never give up the moon again" sounds like a line from the Buzz Aldrin episode of 30 Rock.

rip to these guys but this is the funniest thing i've seen all day. the canadian government insists on killing 500 ostriches instead of working toward real solutions, such as putting every other bird on the continent in jail

Today's the day!! Somehow! Somehow it is 10 months from when I made this post & you can get this book out in the world wherever you get your books!

Any writer currently striving to write the "Great American Novel" has obviously never read Lonesome Dove.

Dad is right and he was right to say it, he was right then and he’s right now (it’s me, I’m Dad)

Here is small gremlinny goblinny

My book isn't even launched yet and it's going into second printing. I cannot thank everyone enough who has helped show that this leftist, anti-zionist history is important. Preorder preorder preorder. bookshop.org/p/books/here...

From now on, if you wanna see Mickey Mouse having sex with one of the cars from Cars, you'll simply have to peep into Mickey Mouse's home

love having to hunt all over town for both adhd meds and estradiol patches now, it fuckin' rules to have every aspect of my health both mental and physical on backorder for nebulous reasons that are probably the government's fsult

"Reveres the state of israel" imagine saying this about any other country, it would be obviously bizarre. "I revere the Kyrgyz Republic" bro what

We could just scrap TSA and go back to having airports & airlines be responsible for their own security. We wouldn’t have this chaos when there’s a government funding gap, and as a nice perk we’d ditch a lot of time-consuming theater that adds little meaningful security benefit.

I guess Newsom does have one consistent position: hating the homeless.

Please please, I can only not vote for a guy enough

Free advice to semi-public people: No matter how much you want to see what rotten shit strangers are saying about you online, you're only going to drive yourself insane and make everyone around you miserable by marinating in it.

FWIW absolutely no one I know who has expertise in spaceflight or planetary exploration thinks this is either remotely plausible or a good idea to attempt on such a timeline. The dominant reaction is somewhere on the spectrum between mockery and dismay. Real, important science was cancelled for this

I wrote some brief words on Allegro non troppo (1976), an Italian piss-take on Fantasia, for the Metrograph Journal. metrograph.com/allegro-non-...

had forgotten an incredibly young raymond cruz was in this episode of the x files, mostly because it was not a very good episode but counterpoint

glad i take 5 minute showers instead of ten minute showers to save the planet

I’m sorry everyone. I’m the one who put protein in all the food. I just got so unsustainably shredded, folks. It’s been awful. everyone asks me if I can “suplex a Honda fit” and I cry, because I can, but only because the pop tarts have protein in them and everything good turns to chalk in my mouth.

Texas sky update.

I want to talk more about the World Institute of Kimchi.

TL cleanse with "Hey a movie!" from The Great Muppet Caper (1981). youtu.be/6Ip4rfxii3U?...

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: [wearing cowboy hat that gets larger every 3 minutes] i beat the shit out of my son, which was very easy to do because children are small, and have to do what you say CROWD: [hooting, their own cowboy hats growing larger as well]

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

is that a track from the dark knight rises score lmao

well at least some of our taxes this year will go to uhh uhhhhhhhhhh

Oh gosh, this includes Valley of the Giants - one of my favorite places in the world. I just submitted a comment; this site makes it really easy to do so. Please get your comments in!

uhhhhh

If you get insanely mad about a post you saw online you are legally required to ask your neighbor if they need help carrying in the groceries. Sorry that’s the law.

I always thought commercial air travel would go away in my lifetime I just didn’t think it would be this stupid

Phalanx from Shadow of the Colossus easily. This entire game is basically a boss rush so the competition as to which one is the best is already hard, but this giant flying sand dragon just ticks all the right boxes.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

here, stop using genai for placeholder images and just use this fucking worm instead. 100% human made with my own pen. free use or whatever!!!!

But make sure to use a soggy pasta straw to save the environment, they’ll tell you.

my family used to drive from far northeast texas to denver a couple times a year to see family and that's about 15 hours total, nine of which were in texas. i dunno if you've ever heard about this but texas big

this is what my hair looks like if i don't blow dry/diffuse it after a shower

what happened to if you have time to lean you have time to clean. or does that only apply to me making $7.25/hr to sell shitty frozen yogurt and not the highly paid murder squad

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

maybe chewie didnt want a medal from the rebels. maybe rebels never did shit for kashyyk