So in the UK, they'll arrest you for supporting Palestine, and now we find they'll also arrest you for supporting those who support Palestine. If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine? British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.

hello from the haunted lands

dusk sky threaded with knotted strands geese flying east #haiku #senryu

Every year it's "Paul McCartney this" and "John Lennon that" which distracts from the true reason for the season: The Kinks' perfect Christmas Song about youths jumping Santa youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?...

There are very few scenarios, economically or flavor wise, in which buying a rotisserie chicken is not superior to buying raw chicken or basically any other meat.

One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

adding ominous music to my posts

Please consider donating anything you can spare to help German's family. He's a wonderful person and was kidnapped by ICE just days before Christmas www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...

when a plug gets close enough the outlet should start trying to slurp it in

predictably my parents did not enjoy phantom thread

let's all take a moment to remember that in the 80s Ferris Bueller "Oh Yeah" song by Yello, the singer is canonically a little fat creature who is simply living his best life and chilling

hello from the haunted lands

making dinner for the folks

already opened one of my presents

Wife: Do you know what this fruit is called? Me: Yoshi melon. Yoshi's Story melon? Melon Yoshi eats.

Made some new art for a world setting. Working on some other projects related to this, too.

Riled myself up enough to blog my hatred of the OMNY card machine as a machine

It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/

Regular reminder that the majority of the people who dreamed up the stories you love are, like, BROKE broke, and that most of the money spent on their work was given to Some Guy™️ instead.

this is from the cajun night before christmas, which my family owns. yes the eight mighty alligators all have names

imagine making two of the greatest sf movies of all time & then devoting the next 30 years to this horse shit. because it IS horse shit! the first one was horse shit & i don't need to get kicked in the head by a horse a second time to confirm the first blow was deeply unpleasant

'How would it affect [white people's] sense of self, to suddenly understand the unimaginable suffering they have justified and continued to celebrate under the aegis of their undead cannibal god and this beautiful stolen country they’re destroying in His name?' A classic Walter firebreather.

I watched AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH in Portugal today and I just want everyone to know that the entire movie was subtitled in English in Papyrus. The entire movie.

thought this was a really excellent shitpost and not an actual documentation of a real thing but no, no

Amazing things are happening

the two people alive most likely to be the actual biblical Antichrist are the president and Mr Beast

my dad asked “who’s that british guy, he was in that movie Who’s Afraid of Jessica Rabbit” and honestly I’m pretty impressed we managed to get to Bob Hoskins from that clue

Hoping you all have a warm, light filled Longest Night from my little family to yours

David Byrne being dragged into the bushes:

Heading to the Muppet Haters Ball

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

why did they send my anthropic settlement info packet to a family member's place in another state where i have literally never lived

happy holidays everybody www.etsy.com/listing/1332...

don't do novelty holiday shirts but they finally got my ass

the light is winning

smokin’ on that grinch pack

FUCK DA SUN LIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Being even baseline literate in the 2020s is like never working out but slowly becoming the strongest person on earth as everyone around you eats shredded newspaper and chugs poison

This guy looks like he murdered Laura Palmer and just can't stop dancing.

time to inflict grevious acts of wanton gluttony upon myself

Not with that attitude it can't.

I wave a tearful goodbye to my family before stepping into the robotaxi, which immediately drives down the boat ramp and disappears into the river

(suddenly turning the music way down at a party) hey sorry guys can i just get everyone to take a quick look around for my hug

there's this meta-filmmaking quality to pluribus, seeing an absurd degree of labor & resources marshaled for the sake of one person's whims: i enjoy when that fact of the art form gets denuded.

i'm only a few episodes into pluribus but it's so personally gratifying to watch a tv show about a woman who's a writer AND a lesbian AND a bitch

being good for presents came up w my six year old and I asked “should we make getting presents contingent on being good all year” and he said with a small voice “no that’s just a Christian thing”

I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society