Maybe if we called cooking raw chicken "pasteurizing" we could solve some societal issues quickly

also all these trucks are aesthetically catastrophic. if you see somebody in an early 70s GMC and your heart doesn’t pine to be in the driver’s seat with a dog riding shotgun you’re dead inside. If you get the same feeling looking at a sierra what the hell man

same, girl

there's three of these things?

Y'all need to see Errol Morris's TABLOID tout suite

Thank you, bitches.

I would like to simply make my silly little games and not be drafted into various ideological conflicts based on the robustness of my table of contents

ICYMI: yesterday, one of my all time favorites celebrated its 40th anniversary. This is open to both paid & free subscribers - cheers!

Damn dude imagine going to some 20,000 square foot nightclub in Prague or whatever and John Wick shows up, and like you get the chance to see the Michael Jordan of murder wreck some guys on the elevated glass walkway above your head or whatever

Agent: *slams a file down on desk* Here's the deal kid. Sting operation. Con artist claiming to be a doctor. Problem is, he's clever. He'd spot an agent a mile away. That's why we need an outsider. An expert. That's where you come in. So what do you think? Are you in? Pagliacci: Lock and load boys

Perhaps i will enjoy a video'd game

Photo thread from LA. I'll try to keep it all in one place. If I miss an alt text, please don't yell. I'm tired.

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

I'd like to start following some more cool indie TTRPG designers. I'm sure I'm missing out on some great people doing awesome things. Who do you recommend?

This @dngnclub.itch.io shirt owns bones, super comfy and high quality, I'm in "tell me your vendor" territory over this dngnclubmerch.printify.me/product/2694...

@caterwaul.bsky.social @extremelystable.bsky.social honestly... good vibe youtu.be/p09Dpnlgsp0?...

BANE!

What being a shitposter is like

Len Wiseman is one of the hacks of all time but dammit, I did enjoy BALLERINA

Cozy Crew sign off. Where my blanket heads at? Look Hard, and Carry A Soft Pillow. Tuck In Crew for life

Wow! For the 30th straight year, the song of the summer is "Stagger Lee" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds! Can hardly walk past an open-top car or sidewalk cafe without hearing people singing along

So good at playing an officious dick, the definition of the kind of character actor you’re happy to see pop up in a movie. My dude stared down Dolph Lundgren and wouldn’t take any of his Eternian shit.

I just put up what I think is genuinely one of the weirdest and most overly specific t-shirt designs I have ever made. I've had this drawing on my computer for a year and didn't know what to do with it. Until now. roryblank.bigcartel.com

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

Hogwarts Academy has been destroyed by Godzilla, specifically the version from Shin Godzilla w the googly eyes that crawls around on its belly. Reports from the scene indicate that the agonizing deaths of the entire faculty & student body were "weirdly amusing" yet "deeply upsetting to look at"

That most daunting challenge for the homebody: go to a concert alone

Maybe we should retire the "woke-scold college student" stock character from TV and movies for a bit, don't feel like that's fueling anything good in the present moment

Directed by Leonard Nimoy

GUY BARFING FROM PAIN: aaaaugh HIS TEAMMATE: dude check it out. everybody online loves how hard you got hit in the nuts with that baseball

Do you think Trent Reznor basically owns the name Trent

Zooted! And Spiritually Moved by the Synth Pop Darkwave Set

Ok NOW does anyone want to pick up my 7-year-old cyberpunk comic pitch with the underlying story of a sentient algorithm fueling a big war so it can grab land to extend its own data centers

That's right

ender's game blew me away when I was fifteen but fortunately twenty-one years have happened between now and then. is your brain in read-only mode? pick up some new interests

'build' is LIVE! I will be building Lego and Lego-like sets in real time while you watch! www.youtube.com/@build-with-... Please pass this link along to anyone you know who enjoys #lego, #building, #hobby, and so forth! And of course, like and subscribe!

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

people don't say "hey dudes" as they crest a hill anymore and it's because of woke

Has anyone asked Pope Leo what he thinks about Daredevil? He’s the first pope who might plausibly have Daredevil opinions

Check replies/quotes if you need some music today

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Absolutely impossible that it's Thursday. No. Check again

I want to highlight something here; even if you think you're very vanilla, even the most minor kinks are intolerable to the puritans. Give absolutely nothing to them. Get freaky, even if your freaky is mayo levels of "spicy." Love your freak, even if it's just 0.00001%.

can i get uhhh girl lunch. but lemme get that big boy style. and with the hoss sauce please

The times are bad but the timeline is good @infinata.bsky.social @asterionhex.monster

Crawl good

A fun version of "sitting around naming guys" is thinking of favorite '90s movie soundtracks

Live in five, pals. Come join us in the chat and unclench your brain with a solid hour of great music.

.....no, that's not the one I meant