#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Guinefort, the Cajun Christmas Werewolf! When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/

really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense

TOM CRUISE: (pensive) america, good afternoon. by now, you should have received the alert on your mobile devices, your devices, your smart tvs. the programming should be taking hold at this moment. please know, that no matter what happens next, thank you for loving the movies. goodbye

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Was truly unprepared for this to NOT be a bit

FUCK DA SUN LIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

I have taken a jazz gummy

The long nights are over, the Light begins its journey home

Robert Frost's manuscript for "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" for this, the darkest evening of the year.

it's Solstice, the holiday where we celebrate Sol

honestly, “it’s because they’re still mad about the New Deal” is a pretty good guiding hypothesis for a lot of stuff

If you know of any roles, I'm super flexible, looking for roles where I can use key aspects of my (science) communication skillset including design for digital and print publishing, copywriting, web strategy, UX writing, social media marketing and event production. Looking for my next challenge!

2025 was one of the worst years of my life, I lost my job of 16 years in February (I'm still looking for a new one, if you know of any design/comms jobs), so while 2025 still sucks, my art has gotten a chance to grow and for that, I am incredibly grateful for the time #ArtvsArtist #ArtvsArtist2025

Oh, shaving cream. Aren't we all, especially around the holidays

Everything about AI is the worst thing about AI, but the worst thing for me is its tone of chipper flattery ("You're right!"), a tone that people apparently love to hear directed at them. I feel like a mutant because every time people talk like that to me I start looking for the hidden knife.

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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

THE ROYAL TANENBAUMS is a Christmas movie

I am watching A CHRISTMAS STORY and it's hard to overstate how much of this movie's audio is just prepubescent boys shrieking at the top of their lungs

Manifest #00533 from SBIRS GEO-5 (USAP) 1. Pen of Zombies 2. Stray Zeppelins 3. Erotic Hospice

“Whoever wins, we win.”

There *would* be at least one very upsetting xenogremlin, however

Yeah, this is correct. The moral arc of the Gremlins 2 universe is short and bends inexorably toward bits

Since this is happening in Gremlins 2, the Looney Toonsification factor also has to affect the xenomorph. As the apex predator in this scenario it becomes the Wile E Coyote to the Gremlins’ collective Roadrunner. It doesn’t stand a chance.

Gizmo in a tiny power robot loader suit where he squeaks something unintelligible to the same cadence of “get away from her you BITCH!” With “her” being Phoebe Cates

Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"

Okay so what if in GREMLINS 2 the Gremlins completely took over Clamp Tower without suffering any casualties. Gremlins run amok inside, humans evicted. And what if, in the process, they turn off the power to the cage in Doc Catheter's lab containing a xenomorph. Who ya got winning that fight

Logging on

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything

GREMLINS time: a time for GREMLINS

Is it possible to continue this streak of boxers absolutely wrecking the worst men alive on live television? I'm willing to contribute some money or like orange slices for the boxers

Gen Z character in a video game: My ass is washed. 1) Congratulations on your shower 2) [Sympathy] No way, you have your whole life ahead of you

i need to do dumb shit and mess up a lot. otherwise i will die

I've been thinking about how to organize a silent/solo game meetup for a while. At a library? Somewhere else? I love the idea of playing solo ttrpg games together. The idea is not unlike silentbook.club but the logistics, as with all things, can be complicated. Any experiences to share?

Hellish

Benoit Blanc taking my cat's side in the case of I Have Never Been Fed Once, Ever

Zooted and staring at this thread like it's the monolith in 2001

Anyone want a $7 million teardown?

Love when one of these is about something I have 100% never heard of youtu.be/nBH_8x7zTS0?...

hey guys! i really want a thing (3rd pic) and you might want an icon commission from me. i'm going to draw for you if you buy me the thing i want. dm me if interested

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

Look at my wife's eggs (normal)

a claws out mystery

<drawl> Consider, the cat. One assumes he's a damnably cantankerous little fellah, yet confoundingly, he screams with a genu-ine hunger, and the bowl? Stands empty. How do we unwrap this <southernly gesturing holding a glass of nog> festive chocolate orange of a mystery that sits wrapped before us.

Benoit Blanc taking my cat's side in the case of I Have Never Been Fed Once, Ever

Here's an example of how useless and frustrating internet laws to "protect kids" are in practice: When I'm in Ohio, where I am during the holidays, I can't use my Bluesky DMs—unless I hand over my ID to a company owned by Epic Games. Why? To protect kids, of course! spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have...