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i don’t talk about my day job much but lemme tell ya: this has been a *GREAT* year to work in international shipping and import, specifically

does this kid have parents

star wars is about this

if you're the straight guy who can queen out with the office girls theyll build statues of you. unfortunately maybe 15% of men alive are capable of doing this without short circuiting and sending dick pics for some reason

good lord this is gutting. that’s way too young

you shouldn’t talk to a journalist about how people in need of abortions access them when abortions are outlawed, and this is no different. shutting the fuck up is free.

feeling like i wanna get into a new baking project of some kind. maybe pretzels?

whenever a photo of rama duwaji comes across my timeline i mentally fall to my knees in walmart

Starting with "You can have your opinions on trans issues & who can/cannot participate in women's sports leagues based on gender standards" is positioning this as a debate. Trans people's ability to fully participate in public life is NOT an "opinion" to "disagree" on! We have lost the plot!

Right wing masculinity experts are viewing the Zeteo stream and weeping at the left's masculine dominance

macdonald getting to play tua 2x a year

i absolutely cooked and you people booed and hissed at me

the magazine that published truman capote, dorothy parker and eudora welty is now posting lowbie cope

2012 was a different time we’re giving him grace

i’ve eaten many sandwiches in my life that impeded my duties and/or inflicted bodily harm

i retract everything positive i’ve ever said about zohran mamdani tbh

Zohran says you’re trans now

Call Your Ex FC

trying hard not to think unkind thoughts about elizabeth eddy's bone structure knowing full well this is not grace she would extend to me

I'm not arguing with NO doe eyed woman... not while i still have two working Kidneys that she might need later

jay jones won by 7 points lol. there are counties that voted for trump in 24 and jones in 25

woke up at 7:30 and immediately put on laughing to the bank by chief keef

They’re giving at The Democrats 2-on-0 fast breaks with Magic and Michael Jordan. They have no idea how to react on defense and their popularity has been cratering consistently for ten straight months.

it’s like that????

stay tuned

Run the fucking ball

there are very few Real Ones in electoral politics and he is one of them. i’m sure he’ll do a million things as mayor that will annoy me and my even leftist-er friends but idgaf. he didn’t have to do this. he didn’t have to make that sylvia campaign ad. he stood up for us with his whole chest

hell yeah king

bury cuomo upside down just so we’re SURE he never comes back

easily the funniest result of the night and it’s not close

will never forget this ad. it was one of the sweetest things I've ever seen a political campaign do, and I am a cold-hearted woman a lot of times

the deep blue liberal paradise VIRGINIA,

talk your shit big man

If any sad rich New Yorkers would like to sell me your apartment at a massive loss please DM me

we should pelt chuck schumer with rotten fruit every single day until he retires

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

hey dave

you know what? i bet curtis sliwa is having a great night

Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.

yessir mr mayor let’s get to work

Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.

yall were worried? you thought that city would vote for andrew cuomo????

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Straight up throwing trans people under the bus in the hopes it gets the far right to leave you alone 👍

i have some time to kill on laundry day