travis kelce went from one of the greatest tight ends i’ve ever seen to being the oldest of old man hoopers at the Y in like 700 days

watching basically every other team in the NFL eat a full tray of 7 layer poop dip today makes me feel pretty good about the buffalo bills

DPI as a spot foul is one of the worst ideas professional football has ever had. one of the few cases where college football has the better version of the rule and it’s not close

jawaan taylor should be straight up arrested

can we sim to jackson dart please

Cam Skattebo.

mahomes looked Damaged

you know it pisses those nasty missouri people off that the giants have the crazy ass white boy RB

50 CCs baja blast stat!

sawed off white boy

it’s early but something very very funny could be developing in the AFC east

i’m finally home and feel like killing some time before SNF

i respect joe burrow for being as impressive as he is while lacking a cyborg body. the other football kaijus in the AFC simply exist in a different weight class

eBOny dark’NIX dementia raven way

joe milton just threw the hardest out route i’ve ever seen in my life. i don’t know how the receiver is still alive

time to admit the old school scouts had a point about “big arm go zoom zoom”

this kinda play would be the highlight of the average NFL season before 2010 and now there’s 4 guys in the league who can do this whenever they feel like it. we are blessed

never forget

herbert man. what can you say

wtf have i missed today

hey i’ve been out today not really looking at football scores - what the fuck is happening here

the back plate game has changed. young men are making fashion statements on the football field we could not even conceive of back in 2012

this image inspires something great and terrible in me

emeka egbuka is soooo smooth on the football field and everyone who interacts with him personally comes away thinking he’s going to be president someday, he has the mandate of heaven

Announcers when most coaches do this: HR?!!! When Vrabel does it: aw you’re sweet

daniel jones v josh allen in the saturday 4PM time slot of the divisional round

what the fuck did baylor see on tape in ASU’s field goal protection that this is how they rushed the kick

quiet. Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele is on.

fight back, billy napier

it really is incredible how fast north carolina bill belichick cycled out of the zeitgeist. it was the biggest story in college football all offseason and like halfway through the second quarter of the TCU everybody remembered that UNC is still UNC. they got blown out by UCF today and no one cares

incredible framing here. cameraman was cooking

i bought a mariners shirt recently that i really like so i’ve worn it a bunch of times. people have started to ask me if i’m a mariners fan. i have some big decisions to make

homemade hot chocolate with a little cinnamon and star anise before 10:30 bedtime on saturday night >>>>

Now that Among the Burning Flowers is here, I'm going to seriously refrain from buying for a while. I got @dirtbagqueer.rocks' book too!

2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story 2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat 2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

nobody in america has stronger College Football Coach Physiognomy than curt cignetti. a man that square could only be great

whoops!

ah shit

the [redacted] must be a spiritual experience man

don’t wanna alarm anybody but 2-1 buffalo is currently up 10 against troy in the 4th and have a REALLY easy MAC schedule ahead of them. 8 or 9 wins is eminently doable. let nobody tell you pistol pete can’t coach in the MAC

Average friend group

my dad, in trying to recall the name of bluegrass folk band Trampled by Turtles, called them "Penguins Playing Softball"

i don't wanna let my jackson hawes enthusiasm overshadow the fact that deone walker was probably even better on thursday night btw. i liked him more as a prospect than sanders and unfortunately for him deone does look a lot better so far

[brexit geezer voice] pitch looking lovely today lads

if they lose this game and i'm a syracuse fan this would make me very very mad

[toilet flush sound effect]

they’re about the fire the best coach in program history in september and i can’t even blame them