i spent the first 10+ years of my bills fandom praying for a single playoff birth before i died, you bet your ass i’m gonna have feelings

leave to @siobhan-m.bsky.social to get me absolutely shitfaced on a monday night when i have work in the morning

we were robbed of multiple years of extremely ethical phillip rivers hoops

philip rivers hopped off the couch to give tyler warren brain damage for some reason

phil’s got the devil in him tonight

reminder that bari weiss and kate mckinnon are exes

The Colts settled on their "which uniforms will be the least flattering for the quarterback" uniforms

oh no the colts are wearing their pee pee poo poo jerseys

this beer i’m going to have tonight will fix me

president trump do you have any comment on the buffalo sabres winning 6 straight games. answer me mr president

this is the least happening military project i have ever seen

I’m only half way through but this is a wild ride. And this is the level of analysis we bring to our own ad process, not even judging. It’s why a two minute ad takes months.

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

my life can be divided into two eras: before i saw CJ the X's folgers incest coffee commercial video and after

likely place for them to be

still nothing. i am so beyond frustrated by everything in my life right now and i can’t remember the last time my mental health was this bad so. thats good

writing on deadline vibe check, 12/22 edition

here is josh johnson's QB class

this is not how paragraphs work. my eyes hurt

knock him OUT

i've committed myself to my quarterly full watch of this video and the part that's killing me this time is the audacity of CJ to write the line "the moral of romeo and juliet is that they die at the end"

this is how i found out

they should deactivate john harbaugh’s keycard to the building immediately

lamar gets hurt and mike vrabel‘s calling speed option with the punter as the pitch man

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

only one christmas commercial inspired CJ the x’s most unhinged video

breathtaking athlete cursed with the physical constitution of a tumblr user

finally read ONE OF THE BOYS this weekend, very good, mentions the eagles several times and that they won the super bowl

the buffalo sabres are never going to lose again

SWORD SO SHARP IT MAKE THE METAL DETECTOR GO OFF🗣️

staying at my parents’ house again bc we still have no heat or power and i’m super bored, feel free to bother me

Many are saying the Bills broke Drake Maye

drake gaye

kyle van noy what is your old ass doing downfield in coverage

In a year overflowing with phenomenal debut novels, the Best Transfeminine Debut category is by far the most competitive Shortlist tonight. Congratulations to the eight novels that made the Shortlist, and the entire debbie class of 2025! Voting will remain open until December 26th at 11:59pm EST.

just another wonderful weekend of NFL Football

bills fans aren’t gonna want to hear it but josh’s TD pass to himself last year also should’ve been blown dead. the 49ers 100% stopped amari cooper‘s progress there

my bad mike i didn’t see your vision

color commentator watching slo mo footage of perimeter receiver shooting slot defender with a gun: ahhhhh i dunno if you call OPI in a situation like that

how does pittsburgh not let them score sooner 😭😭😭

The Steelers are specialists in being in situations at this exact time in the game where I think to myself "this would be their worst loss in 20 years"

It's literally been over a decade since Boswell has missed a 4th quarter kick in that situation

WHAT????

i thought i understood the depths of arthur smith’s depravity, then he just did that with jonnu smith

good lord that hit in broncos/jags is the kind you just don’t see anymore

ah, there’s ashton jeanty

The great @natetice.bsky.social on every podcast this week

filmies have to be on cloud 9 watching trevor ball like this