The Rockies needed to try something crazy. This is probably too crazy, but a worthy gamble I will beat this dead horse, but the Rockies' team-building philosophy needs to start with: The goal is 900 runs. We have to go 50-31 at home. Enhance our built-in advantage THEN cobble together the pitching

"Surely our new baseball general manager hire's stock photos don't feature him in football team gear"

Me at the conclusion of my $0 study: No

Is Craig Stammen paying the Padres to manage them?

Week 10 Rankings are live. Ranks and analysis for all the top plays at QB, RB, WR, TE, K and DEF

Cardinals coaching philosophies: Quarterback: Pragmatic Wide receiver: Optimistic Running back: Nihilistic

Trump buying Marlboro Reds at the gas station, Steel Reserve at the grocery store

Sir ... the pivot to toilets has failed

Huge night for the dems, but potential trouble spot in increasingly red Florida, where 62.6 percent of voters have upheld Tom Brady's cloning of his dog

Andrew Cuomo has been named the next general manager of the Colorado Rockies

"Could you please elaborate on the meaning of the phrase 'Tre Tucker bags'?" "Your honor, I would rather not"

Among other things we talked today about the vast differences between the Brissett-led Cardinals offense and the Kyler-led Cardinals offense. Also talked freakish downfield passer Sam Darnold getting a new downfield guy. youtu.be/TewRYWXy4cE?...

Ok but hear me out. Maybe if Call of Duty would stop releasing games in mid-November…

With Kyler Murray, it all goes back to ... he seemed almost fully formed as a rookie. The problem is that he was. It's been variations of the same season since without him leveling up

Today we are proud to unveil "First Ever Good NFL Trade Deadline"

Why did the Cardinals just donate like 13 seconds to the Cowboys?

Needed that Dak Prescott touchdown worse than anything in the world

Rather amazingly, this is the first seven-catch game of Marvin Harrison Jr.'s career

Jacoby Brissett, who posted the Cardinals' two highest passing totals of the season in his first two starts, has already matched Kyler Murray's season high tonight (220)

Carson Wentz gave his life so Jacoby Brissett could live

Inspiring closing message sir

Joecoby Flacco

"And he's got Wilson! And Wilson ... gets chased down as easily as any wide receiver in history?"

kyler on the sideline, seeing brissett relentlessly targeting MHJ

Blocked punt? Best possible news. More Jacoby

Troy getting dangerously close to just @ing Kyler Murray

No winners in the Bam Knight/Michael Carter/Emari Demercado "Reservoir Dogs" stand-off

New leader in the clubhouse for "worst ever dropped interception"

When Jacoby Brissett is not on the field

truly a man who was born 15 years too late. he was put on this earth to throw to seam routes to ricky proehl

Every week it becomes five percent less clear if a field goal is good or not

Only now realizing McBride didn't catch it lol

Jacoby Brissett understands how quarterback is supposed to be played: I'm back here and I'm fucken throwing it

Jaydon Blue is only sleeping

learned a new word! raveups. hell yeah

Hey all, Rotoworld Baseball headlines are now on Bluesky! Not sure I can fix the giant heads since Bluesky is wonky like that, but expect the same comprehensive news and analysis you found at that other place. Also I miss the snarky reactions to our headlines, so it's about time we got here.

The Sunday Aftermath. Talking Jayden Daniels' latest injury, Tucker Kraft's torn ACL, multiple Bears developments and much more in my Week 9 recap

A $2.7 million special project by an unnamed NFL team attempting to figure out how to unlock "Dowdle Mode"

Goes without saying the Commandos need to go back to this uniform motif as soon as possible. Next step: Actually getting a logo

Tonight, on Former Jets Quarterbacks

89 points scored, rome odunze taking a 0 might be the moment i fully become the joker

I know we've become numb to these things, but it's frankly a little early to already be rebooting Broncos/Texans

My participation in the J.J. McCarthy flame wars clouds every statistic, but: 68 of his 143 yards and both his passing touchdowns probably came on scripted plays. Just 58 yards after halftime. But ... also helped decide the game with positive plays. A little something for everyone

God knew Flacco needed 500 yards. Trust the process

OUTSCORED BEARS 15-0 IN LAST 0:49

JJ McCarthy doing the griddy on you.