Nominated for deletion

Why didn't the solid south ever think of this (because it's not possible 🙃🙃🙃

Our "high court," ostensibly "for the people," can't stop empowering the 0.00000001 percent while discriminating against the most vulnerable amongst us. Unelected, unaccountable, completely out of control

"One person, one vote"

Only 6-3???

1776: "I wonder what they'll be talking about in 250 years"

This has been a stunning sporting spectacle

It is such a shame this had to be a Round of 32 game

Re: Paraguay ... do "PK only" subs ever actually make the PK?

It was over the second the German coach chose his World Cup outfit

Brain just totally gone lol

Genuinely good to know this one is at least already haunting him

A lol from my Red Sox, an lmao for my Yankees

three guys that ate different things they weren't supposed to at the wonka factory

Red Sox defense in "this was at one point a no-hitter" mode

Davies keeps facing up defenders one-on-one then looking like he's forgotten the kickflip button

Gianni Infantino is so far breaking his own record from Qatar, attending 101 percent of 2026 World Cup matches

This guy has a severe case of Tyler O'Neill-itis

Assembling your pitching staff in such a fashion that it's impossible for any of them to lead ... not ideal

"Declares war on dogs" is a libelous statement I would like removed

Egypt and Iran doing what's known as "supernovaing"

Omg lolllll. Just pure cruelty

Even by soccer standards, that Iran celebration was intense

John Mozeliak was born to be the Angels' interim GM for five seasons

That De Bruyne "shot"

The Jacqui Oatley/Warren Barton booth is so good

James Cameron's outfit 💀

Paraguay and Australia colluding over on FS1?

Berhalter's Revenge

For the first time ever, America has impacted global soccer culture (commercials during the game)

It's over #USMNT

"62 shots without a goal" That's known as the "Andrei Kuzmenko" if you play fantasy hockey

Turkiye can post the "thank you fans" graphic now

Turkey with one of the more cataclysmic World Cups in recent memory

I want nine points #USMNT

A (horribly plausible) vision of complete cultural despair... "the machines" recycling our stories and tropes into oblivion as we refuse to even attempt to create new ones

on loop in my head is @rotopat.bsky.social doing the ITYSL "he admit it" bit on the rotoworld football show

America 250 highway billboards from personal-injury attorneys

South Korea seemed dazed and confused to end there

Some truly amazing #MetsFacts on the timeline tonight

FOX has largely excellent World Cup announcers

Trump won't build any houses unless he's allowed to steal the election. Sad

It's probably still mostly Dodgers cope/hate from me, but it really seems like they finally maybe outfoxed themselves with this one. Giving that contract to a 29-year-old after back-to-back seasons heavily impacted by injuries...

Always one of the funniest Wikis

What is with the NBA's undying devotion to making traded players wear the wrong hat

Literally only PCA lol

Taking a player who will be 24 when he makes his debut at No. 11 overall in the *NBA* draft is so stunningly bad it's hard to even know where to begin

Dusty May literally immediately drafting one of his own players >>>>>

The old Mets doctors now work for the Royals