Even by soccer standards, that was complete anarchy lol

My financial adviser sitting me down and informing me Nico Hoerner is no longer the best player in baseball

No one: Tim Hill: I am going to kill Luis Rengifo

Milk $6 per gallon at suburban, midwestern big box store. Stay strong, Mr. Trump, and keep alternating for some reason whomever is blockading the Strait of Hormuz

I see

Weird "history is always more recent than you think" fact: There are still two living former coaches of the St. Louis Hawks!

I am 39 years old. You are also the "business social media"

We have an unelected, unaccountable, out-of-control Supreme Court that actually said in 2019 this is "legal." We have (again) obliterated the bedrock concept of one person, one vote

Always such a good time with Sheil

If Kyren ends up in a true 50/50 split, I'll eat my hat. @rotopat.bsky.social projecting Corum getting, essentially, the diet fantasy touches between the 20s feels correct.

Show us that you play for the Pirates. No that's too much

Trump is basically destroying the "real economy" from the inside out. Extremely bad in and of itself. The question is whether it eventually becomes a Wall Street contagion

I'm sure I will immediately get a million replies on how this won't work, isn't fair, etc., but ... an MLB salary cap is probably never happening, and shouldn't happen. Is a more realistic compromise a maximum contract length? Paired with luxury tax, it's cap adjacent, and 13-year deals are just bad

New show from me and @rotopat.bsky.social: NBA analytics down bad, rookie Ravens receivers, tiny rookie Chargers receiver, Rams backfield situation, and the most improved NFL teams this offseason (Browns, Jets, things of that nature). www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Us...

Bluesky posting from 1914

The NBA and NHL rigging their draft lotteries in the same 12-month timespan ... nature is healing

Yes

NFL head coaches draft! You're awarded an expansion team and get your pick of any HC in the NFL. Who goes No. 1 overall? Who goes 32? Really fun exercise with the great @rotopat.bsky.social! open.spotify.com/episode/1pcc...

Ohtani even has such a dramatic windup ... how is this dude real lol

Next caller

"Grandpa, why did we build a 40,000 acre data center?" "Well you see grandson, there was a singer named Rod Stewart, and he needed a montage of recently deceased musicians holding selfie sticks"

In essence ... the Leafs hired a Jeff Lunhow who never actually won anything?

They're calling it the Coors Field of hockey

Max "The Eternal" Muncy

Randy Johnson night. His career high pitch counts lol

Randy Johnson night. His career high pitch counts lol

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

Julio Rodriguez is party to some really strange stuff

The NHL really needs to drop its "please like my sport" marketing

Embiid's kid making sure the lede doesn't get buried

Nothing to smile about in this Marlin's life

Baseball fandom is my team finally admitting it is bad somehow being the only thing that made them fun again

There are more insane things in this Magic box score than I've ever seen in a box score

Looking good sir

It’s set to overtake Voyager I by the end of the decade

I mean, DEAR GOD WHAT IS THIS

When it rains it pours. Mets desperately need a win, but they are facing the Nats' ace today

J.J. Wetherholt isn't going to catch the 2022 seasons of Goldschmidt or Arenado, but beyond that he could have the best offensive season by a Cardinal since Matt Carpenter in 2013? (Or maybe Jason Heyward in 2015?)

On a Werner Herzog wiki. It doesn't matter which one

Think I'm good

Craig Breslow might be the most obvious "no chance of working" front office of all time

I forget the exact quote but my favorite is something along the lines of “the only problem with Tony Lazerri was the seizures” and then just didn’t elaborate on it. Lefty O’Doul’s chapter I thought was very sweet. He should be a hall of famer imo.

Trevor Bauer having a COVD Cy Young is somehow far funnier and worse than him having no Cy Youngs

Was that wrong?

This corrupt Supreme Court. An overwhelmingly bipartisan law working exactly as intended for 60 years is unconstitutional

Finally reading "The Glory of Their Times" after all these years, and there are so many impossibly good anecdotes. "Bugs Raymond. What a terrific spitball pitcher. Bugs drank a lot, you know ... they used to say he didn't spit on the ball: he blew his breath on it, and the ball would come up drunk."

Just "had' to take De'Zhaun Stribling at 2.11 in a rookie draft lol

Lol. Hopefully two-ish weeks...