I think @rotopat.bsky.social was right: Philip Rivers just needed to knock loose some scar tissue. This is analytics.

Philip Rivers' passes look like a rescue flare being shot to achieve the slowest possible arc

Rivers making Purdy look like a perfect avatar for youthful vigor

"Unc" is "wildin'"

put grandpa in the Supreme tracksuit now

Rivers looks like a ringer at a rec league softball game.

The Colts settled on their "which uniforms will be the least flattering for the quarterback" uniforms

All of modern American culture is built around fan service ... except for college football

Sunday Aftermath. Breaking down Trevor Lawrence's dark horse MVP run, the Ravens' collapse, Ashton Jeanty's big day and much more in my Week 16 recap

I love how the British actor now doing right wing propaganda from Florida is not a "globalist" in this scenario lol

All big Ravens games have taken on a spooky sameness

Jared Goff was willing to die

Man this ref is LOVING LIFE lolllllll

I was too ashamed to share it beforehand this time, lol, but decided to run back my Week 15 Colts team total over with a Raiders team total over and 😤🙏😤🙏😤🙏

Jakobi Meyers should be an MVP candidate

All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.

The Jags are Good, and there's nothing we can do about it

An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes

Chiefs' "effort" leaving something to be desired today

Really, really bad fumble by Greg Dulcich

J.J. McCarthy clearly the first NFL quarterback who got through college on Chat GPT

The Chiefs this time last week: "Here's how Kansas City can still make the playoffs and extend its streak of AFCCG/Super Bowl appearances" The Chiefs today: "Noah Gray would become the quarterback were something to happen to Chris Oladokun"

Truly not saying this from a troll's perspective, but Aaron Jones should probably retire. Cannot stay on the field, and he's probably lucky he's so far avoided "the big one"

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Chiefs may have taken that safety on purpose. They want to go home

Looking into whether Coca Cola should have filmed a real holiday commercial instead of putting out the worst looking AI slop I've ever seen

The "Bengals" are "in" "Miami"

Imagine Taysom Hill, but even remotely good

Mercifully quiet morning on the injury front. Good luck today

Can the Eagles ever "just not"

Michael Irvin maybe the greatest ever sports psycho

That was quite the ballgame

Miami with an iconic "let them hang around too long" performance

Might be time to take the game off the Miami kicker's shoulders

No one has gotten to the heart of McAfeeism better than @drewmagary.bsky.social: He's like a best man toast that never ends

What a glorious double exposure game tonight is. If Bama loses, charity case that cried until it made it and predictably got exposed. If OU loses, clear as day "was never even remotely good" exposure

Form an orderly queue

Not releasing the Epstein Files is going to become the new not banning TikTok. Flagrant, direct violation of a law that was passed and signed with supermajority support on both sides, but "the law," as it were, doesn't really exist right now

The Trump administration is happy to announce the Epstein files have returned to their home planet and no longer need to be released

Milwaukee Mets down unfathomable

The Amazon desk has grown on me

First time I've ever seen Sean McVay mad

The post-game show having to talk about the real-time deletion of your tweet <<<<<

The game theory of the new OT is so weird/fascinating. You basically can't go for two if you score the first touchdown. You then essentially have to go for two if you get the second

Sam Darnold

You could only hold Sam Darnold down in what amounted to play-in games for the NFC's No. 1 seed for so long

What high drama

Are there potential weird tiebreaker reasons where the Seahawks maybe couldn't risk missing a two? (Assuming no)

Who is stopping this trio?

Puka Nacua rising to the heights of the great Kyle Pitts