this is one of those bad lobs>good lobs moments

I love Todd Haynes

ok the move at 0:05 where the cub effortlessly parkours from one trunk to the other???

he looks delighted to be there

Don Corleone: Top five answers are on the board. We asked a hundred people what’s the best revenge. What do you think, Fredo? Fredo Corleone: I just think, Pop, I just think living well, Pop. You know what I mean?

LeSean what are you DOING here, man?

we need a kyle xy for the left

retail advertisers: hey what's the most interracial a family could look? and how do we make that still feel racist somehow? car advertisers: fuck you, it's a car, you'll buy it. medical advertisers: ok so for about $2mill i could get will.i.am to change the lyrics to "let's get Biktarvy in here"

when he forgot about little italy, he brought a knife that makes you italian to a gun that makes you italian fight

Kid who thinks Jay Leno is Jalen O.

Final #SFB16 roster

john ultimate garlic parm doritos

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

"yeah i got busy in a burger king bathroom . . . got busy dying [explosive diarrhea sounds continue]"

Free fantasy team name for you: KC and the Con Cion Band

Rumiko Takahashi's comment, Shonen Sunday 2026 Volume 33.

i was trying to figure out who this looks like and i think the answer is billie eilish

disapproves like jagger

[nina simone voice] pékerman

Are there any rappers that primarily do covers?

おはようございます BMW Z8 (リア)/BMW Z8 (Rear)

my name is deedee megadoodoo. i come from a planet very much like your own. for years i have been attempting to telepathically project a very important message through your bravest newscasters using my patented “megadoodoo waves.” we have patent laws on our planet i exploit for great personal gain

dear god

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

The Robocop music on the Gameboy has absolutely no right being this good! 🤩🤘

I hope Marg Quaff gets back together

Literal from Bryce today

Scott Fish Bowl squad through 8 rounds. Scoring this year is: -super TE premium -massive bonuses for 40-yd rushes, 40-yd passes, and 20-yd receptions, and 300+ yard passing games -All Flex rosters, but a MAX of 2 QBs #SFB16

rooney mara showing up for her audition to play clifford-era martin short in the martin short biopic send tweet

god her fits are so fucking funny. lookit this

paige bueckers is cool and as a bonus doesn't have a bizarre right-wing grievance cult that makes up a sizable portion of her online fanbase. and as another bonus, she dresses like if Arthur the Aardvark was a butch lesbian in most of her pregame outfits.

yakity snacks

this flight instructor story is like a mother bird school of flight and reverse-mother bird school of flight at the same time

Kramer: "We, uh... ceased the ceasefire." George: "Ceased it??! Whatdoyamean ya ceased it??" Jerry: "My girlfriend is a teenager."

#SFB16 through 4 rounds

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

How strong is that fan?!?

is it too late to suggest "marg quaff" as a nickname for the couple?

every time i see a screenshot of a ryan grim post i instinctively put a coaster on top of whatever i'm drinking

saw your boyfriend

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