i completely memory-holed this one

me when my friends are all getting tattoos

ok but nobody has ever wanted to stay home and be a family man more than this guy he was lying in the driveway under her car so he wouldn't have to go back out there

halcyon days

fuckabees

I made the most Brooklyn Nets possible team

Is the NBA the only sports league where the championship trophy is named after a former player? (Larry O'Bird)

look at these bums

Knicks social media took a bunch of portrait photos of the players after practice and they all kind of look like the kid at the end of ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. @sethrosenthal.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

steaming has never failed me 1. put 2" of water in a pot 2. add shucked corn 3. turn on high heat 4. set timer 10 min

Is the NBA the only sports league where the championship trophy is named after a former player? (Larry O'Bird)

this is my funniest one yet

🎶 And here's to you Mitchell Robinson You hurt your pinkie while you were at home woah woah woah

congrats to the pencil

Is Jamal Crawford wearing a backpack over his suit?

Why is the WCF trophy so tiny??

Thank god we do not have an OKC CLE finals

What a blitz of threes from SAS down the stretch. Cason Wallace had like 5 steals and 5 threes down the stretch and OKC kept slipping behind anyway.

Mark Daignault looks like he’s from the live action remake of the Jetsons

How does Chet keep going to that fadeaway lol? He loves touching the stove I guess.

Why do they cut to a close up of Mitch Johnson immediately after every close up of Dylan Harper?

These nuns are happy because they bet Deaaron Fox under 6 points.

Adam Driver doing this Burberry commercial is a recession indicator

Stop pushing me down —Stephon Castle

Full court shots are like putts, don’t leave ‘em short —Jaylin Williams

11:35 - 4:00

jared mccain and jaylin williams both have resting "you mad?" face

🎵don’t let it bring you down it’s only Castle burning the ball over he’s turning he’s throwing it around

Felt cute might delete later

Chet gettin bullied

One of the funniest streaks in sports continues... www.bulletsforever.com/washington-w...

Sweet potato? Sweet potato.

Jalen Brunson the last time the Knicks made the NBA Finals

when the bench is doing this it's a wrap

When I talk about my generation, I don't mean the 90% of my high school I had no respect for, I mean the two guys from my college with my identical taste in music and when people meet us they scrunch their faces and go "why do you guys all talk exactly the same?"

i'm safe. i was unequivocally voted not scran.

ShamWOW!

McBride just pulled a “Fury Road”

Taylor to Travis: is he supposed to fall down like that?

Full speed Brunson

Cavs coach looks like he just woke up from the matrix pod

Knicks in trouble. Call me.

I thought “wade mode“ was when you drank a ton if beers in an airplane

The written word is having a rough week: