probably nice cozy socks, good coffee and a private jet

this is how jaylen brown used to dribble

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

me for concussion?

these tattoos always make me think that dillon brooks is a huge wikipedia fan

he likes mcdonalds because it has his name in it. how am i only realizing this now?

Raegan Beers, Maggie Doogan, Kyla Oldacre

can't hardly wait ass fit

this is swan boy irl

lmao god damn it

simultaneously the most and least ben simmons-esque play ever

rookie has already mastered the giannis one-dribble-at-half-court-then-dunk-it move

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

the new sheng wang special is out today on netflix btw

DAMN... Cooper Flagg throws the hammer down on Robin Lopez, the replays are majestic

Shaq was right

Drop something VEHICULAR 🚘✈️🖤🚁🚂

POV: you and @spikefriedman.bsky.social dropped $150 a piece to see Shaquille O’Neal (DJ Diesel) perform an hour of 2013-vintage dubstep drops at the Sphere as an opening act, with no plans to stay for the headliner, and the edible has been hitting too hard since before dinner at the Caesars buffet

once as a kid i tried to pull an April Fools prank on my mom by dumping a bunch of salt in her coffee when she wasn’t looking. she kept drinking it and didn’t react at all. it was then that i understood what adulthood is

The Pride of Mos Eisley, everyone back home must be so proud

TIL the high school 3-pt leader (with 212 threes) is name Pierce Paul

ME: Why did Dracula go to the baseball game? ME: Because he wanted to see the bats. 🙂 WARDEN: Maybe the worst choice of last words I've ever heard. Ok, he's ready. Throw the switch. ME: (does not die no matter how high they crank the voltage, but does feel exponentially increasing amount of pain)

rob schneider is the first guy to get cte from being in a football movie

Accept no substitutes:

Spring Goals (realistic)

oh yeah, that would slick back *really* nice

Even when you ignore the rookie scale and individual max, there are some really *bad* contracts in the NBA. www.teamziller.com/worst-contra...

i wish i was a little bit taller

it's illegal for him to ask you that

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/

Win Ben Stein’s Money reboot Win Mazzulla’s Moola

every game wemby does something nobody has ever seen before like five times. there's no need to hyperventilate over blocks that tyler herro also would have made.

Barry Bonds says George Steinbrenner offered him a contract and told him it needed to be signed by 2 PM, Bonds says he hung up on him and went to SF

Tim Onion

the feeling of finding A Deal is as core to the american identity as baseball or the constitution. when we lost our Deals to corporate optimization we lost our way. that's why i will give every american a universal 30% off coupon that has to be honored at any business on any one purchase or service

It's Lebron. He lies like five separate times in this 17 second clip.

I would have simply named it Protini

If you're one of those weirdos freaking out about the low birth rates, I encourage you to go to the zoo at noon on a saturday. i promise it will fix you.

Change in Abstract

おはようございます

(To a sexy lady at the bar) Did it hurt? When you saw the increased price of gasoline at the pump?