Brunson limping to the locker room. Why can’t we have anything nice?

It has become clear people do not know how good Jared Verse is.

Rewatching season 1 of The Expanse and it is WILD we got this quality in a show that aired on SYFY.

Win or loss David Raya is the man of the match.

The AI boom being the death of quarterly capitalism would be the funniest outcome.

Pochettino is lucky that no one gives a shit about this World Cup.

Phone: SHELTER IN PLACE. TORNADO WARNING! ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ Me: That sounds boring. I’ll just die.

The Giro has once again shown Jonas is levels above everyone else, and I worry the Tour will show Tadej is still a level above him. Wild to have two guys this good in their prime at the same time.

This is the best F1 race in years.

Oh you think you’re flossin? My CPAP supplies cost more than that chain.

Are you normal fat or "know when fast food places stop serving breakfast" fat?

I regret to inform yall that Tucker Carlson is selling this banger of a hat.

Put it in the Louvre

Youri Tielemans you beautiful beautiful legend of a man

I appreciate The Boys because much like me it has fallen off a cliff in the last eight years.

No brainer with the coupon.

Ground beef losing the protein wars. Hate to see it.

When I tell the group “Looks like we got here at the right time”

Not a tiny blowjob. I only use fat straws.

“Now make him compliment my new look”

I feel awful and potentially have a rare and deadly illness. Time for some international travel.

I’m sure I’ve tweeted this before because it is one of my longest held beliefs, but it shouldn’t be sunny and raining at the same time. That’s some end times nonsense.

Got a cool spider living in my office. I call him Todd. Saw Todd eating a fly one day and said, “You and me cool, Todd.”

He said call me subway cause I only eat fresh.

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Made a playlist for Mike Vrabel.

So sad to see all of these people celebrating while a good man like Mike Vrabel fights for his family.

All of these fan announcers are industry plants. Stay woke.

That "Oh no" from Daniel Jeremiah came from his soul. We have all experienced the horrific realization that someone is about to sing. Thankfully, we can all be marked safe.

I don't care about the biggest fans. Get the biggest haters on the mic. That's TV gold.

I value consistency, so I love how the 49ers draft.

Call me old fashioned, but I like my NFL Insiders fighting a Cold War filled with subtweets and real life shouting matches. None of this kumbaya "per me and" bullshit. Make NFL Reporting Angry Again

Imagine if you told the Browns before the draft they would get KC Concepcion AND Denzel Boston.

Hell Let Loose Vietnam having their beta during NFL Draft weekend is a travesty and I will be suing.

This draft could really use some more ads.

Rams liked Ty Simpson. Matthew Stafford is near the end of his career. I get all of that. But you already made all-in moves this offseason, and this pick just does not line up with that idea.

Tyler Allgeier did nothing to deserve this.

Okay. Let the draft begin for real.

I’ve been trying to stay out of the Vrabel/Russini stuff because it is not my business and it is sad that innocent people are having their lives ruined in the public eye because of Vrabel’s and Russini’s actions That said Naming the kid Michael is WILD

Ty Simpson is now +12000 to be the No. 1 overall pick, jumping over Arvell Reese and David Bailey in the odds. That means that if you bet $100 on Simpson to be the No. 1 overall pick, you would lose $100.

“Logical pick”

Sitting on the porch watching the storm and explaining the plot of the movie Hard Rain to my dog. Real normal evening.

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An Altima with the tint peeling is the apex predator of the highway.

Nicotine french toast. Get on it scientists.

“DO YOU SEE?!?!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR??!?!?” I scream as I play an 8 letter word in scrabble.

Getting a Spanish language ad is like the algo saying “this gringo has some mocion”

No one told me that if I started guzzling caffeine it would mess with my sleep schedule. Anyway, let me know if you want me to mention anything to the hat man.

If the NFL really wanted to go after the female audience they would have a Russini/Vrabel reunion show hosted by Andy Cohen.