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Arteta must be absolutely sick that his PSG game plan is being executed flawlessly by Argentina.

Robbie Williams? Where’s the monkey?

Vingegaard crashed out of the Tour, a race that had already shown the gap between him and Tadej is only growing. Is this the last we see of him at the Tour for a while? Does he prioritize races without Tadej moving forward? Could be a real era change with Seixas coming on.

Sure you’ve given up multiple high XG chances that required outstanding saves from your keeper, but I am sure keeping that bus parked will work out.

Sir Djed Spence

When exactly does the diarrhea explode and is it a danger to the sewage system?

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Alexi Lalas on a panel with players who were way better than him: I think it’s important we highlight the worse players.

Gonna shoot you straight, Bluesky, me trying to access your site via desktop browser is all the age verification you need.

Wearing a cardigan so the wife knows I’m watching Starship Troopers the woke way.

Watching “bad” older movies really highlights how far the industry has fallen.

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No surprises in the Tour de France today. Tadej is better than Jonas. Jonas is better than everyone else. Wish we had gotten more days of suspense, but honestly, this outcome was clear after stage 2. At least the battle for the podium should be interesting.

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They shit the bed spectacularly, but still a good run for the US. Hope we keep Poch. Hope we keep building.

US gets massacred. Onana suffers serious injury. Not sure things could be going worse for me.

US can still win if FIFA has the courage.

Hilarious to finally have an attack and suddenly the US can’t find a goalkeeper.

An abject disaster.

HE DID IT AGAIN

Wild to be this flat in a home round of 16 game. Ball watching. No urgency. Awful performance so far.

The Balogun decision being the line for FIFA corruption for some people is so funny if you know anything about FIFA.

American players better be out there fouling like prime Pepe tonight. Dare the ref to card you. We control the corruption now.

Boner pills must have kicked in because England’s late-game defense has been rock solid.

House of the Dragon turned the corner tonight. Hope it is a sign of things to come.

I didn’t see Taylor Swift get married but I did see Cape Verde push Argentina to the edge.

WE ARE ALL CAPE VERDE

I love Emi Martinez…but I am a lifelong Cape Verde fan.

It’s Murica as hell in here tonight.

RED CARD THAT

Full respect to the B&H coach both for going fully Bobby Cox and wearing the hell out of that suit.

That is an absurd red card. A tournament changing red card for a foul with literally no intent.

Bill Simmons could conservatively charge $500 per download for the next episode of his podcast.

If I were coaching England I would just suggest they score goals.

It is really fun getting to root for Mexico for once.

BBC Maestro has a cooking series with Marco Pierre White that is engrossing in a beautiful quiet unhinged way. Fully recommend.

Absolute World Cup insanity.

I need whoever fixed Landon Donovan’s hairline to fix my waistline.

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Ronaldo plays in real life the way I play the Be a Pro mode in FIFA

Explain to me like I’m 5 how Ecuador has not scored yet.

It’s always “have you taken your medicine” and never “thanks for telling me the commercials that actor has been in”

Crazy for Poch to cosplay late career Russell Crowe while beating Australia.

Make Australia an honorary CONCACAF team.

I have one random long eyebrow hair and I don't think I'm mature enough to be that level of old man

This whole having to wait until the afternoon for World Cup games to start is nonsense.

What a result. Cape Verde fan for life. That was fun.

As a longtime USMNT supporter, it warms my heart to see an overmatched team hanging around because their keeper activated godmode.