Woke up feeling high school so I made a girl (my wife) listen to Incubus. She left me.

We tried to sell you Woody Marks last week. He is going to cost a lot more FAAB dollars this time around, but there are some other interesting names on the wire as we look to stay ahead of the market. www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/fantasy/waiv...

I’ve had better starts to a draft than this.

So we getting raptured or do I need to reload my DraftKings account?

Woody Marks' usage progression: Week 1: 7 snaps, 3 touches Week 2: 13 snaps, 4 touches Week 3: 29 snaps, 7 touches More on him and every other notable waiver option: www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/fantasy/waiv...

Remember, it’s only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France. Otherwise it’s sparkling ADHD.

Yes, YouTube. I am very interested in this content.

When I tell everyone where I know that actor from.

"Troy Franklin only ran 2 fewer routes than Courtland Sutton and should have had a touchdown" he screams into the trust the process void.

It’s wild that they are never going to call the hip drop. Textbook example right in front of a ref on James Conner. Nothing

Packers-Browns: First team to 150 yards wins.

Can’t play the explosive rookie. He might make some mistakes. We need to play the reliable veteran…who has lost two fumbles today.

Sydney McLaughlin has me feeling bad for other elite athletes like Usain Bolt did during his career. Paulino runs the third-fastest 400m of all time on a wet track and gets a silver. Tough world.

Nothing more damning of our current tribal war lines than Democrats having to pretend they like Jimmy Kimmel while Republicans pretend they like Roseanne.

My win-now Dynasty team with Joe Mixon, Aaron Jones, Chris Godwin, Rashee Rice, and Brock Purdy is doing great thanks for asking.

ASTON VILLA SCORED A GOAL IT IS A MIRACLE

Since the start of last season, Dontayvion Wicks is 11th among 105 qualified receivers in target rate per route. More on him, Troy Franklin, Wan'Dale Robinson, and many more in the Week 3 waiver wire. www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/fantasy/waiv...

Marcus Mariota averaged 0.92 fantasy points per dropback last year. Lamar Jackson led qualified QBs with 0.80. Mariota has played at least 30 snaps in 16 games since the start of the 2022 season. Averaged 36 rushing yards in those with 5 rushing scores.

Hug a Vikings fan.

I've never had a child, so perhaps I can't speak to this, but we probably should cut the 22-year-old who just had his first kid some slack. IDK.

Jake Browning took over in Week 11 of 2023. Made his first start in Week 12. Bengals Week 1-10: 3rd neutral dropback rate (70.4%), 10% over expected pass rate Bengals Week 12-18: 12th neutral dropback (61%), 2% over expected

All time bailout flag for Shane Steichen. Awful late game management that deserved the first missed field goal.

Y’all want to see the funniest guillotine loser of all time?

Kyler Murray scrambles like a dachshund that got out the front door.

Trust me: Turf toe is in. Turf toe is hot. I want some turf toe. Turf toe it’s gonna be.

Daniel “Hurts” Jones

Said this offseason if Javonte Williams is back to his pre-injury self I will take the L and be happy to because I miss good Javonte. Looks like I might end up holding that L.

Justin Fields has a career 23.3% off-target rate on throws of 10 air yards or more But not Week 1 8 throws. All on target 2nd in fantasy points per dropback in Week 1 Now facing a Bills team that could put the Jets in a pass-heavy script www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/fantasy/best...

One of my leagues is in turmoil over this, to me at least, innocuous trade.

Love him, but not sure about Dontayvion Wicks on the hands team.

A prop I really like for tonight in here www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/betting/nfl-...

Better calm down

The Raiders finished 2nd in neutral pass rate and 8% above their expected pass rate in Week 1. Geno Smith was also awesome. We need Brock Bowers to play, but that kind of offense opens him up as a streamer.

Are the Ravens the new Chargers? My column:

Jahmyr Gibbs with a strong PPR scam game. Love to see it.

Seahawks take a 13-10 lead to set up the worst moment of Jake Moody’s life.

Not sure about sending my old quarterback who missed training camp with a back injury on a QB sneak, but do you, Rams.

The Cardinals did their best to break survivor pools. Denver might close the deal.

A flag saved Bryce Young from going full Will Levis.

Lead back Zach Charbonnet

Joe Flacco’s receivers have sold him out a few times today. Browns should have won this game.

The witching hour presented by Brawndo

Call me the Browns with how much money I've got riding on bad QBs today.

Say what you will about this timeline, but it is hilarious.

Our first big DFS slate of the NFL season is always wide open due to the early pricing. Breaking down my favorite plays of Week 1... Core Plays: bit.ly/4p8sF5K Tournament Picks: bit.ly/42cRdAz Game Stacks: bit.ly/46adi4f

Love seeing Big Ten commercials featuring Big Ten legend Matt Leinart.

I might make fun of victory lappers right now, but you best bet I will be insufferable if Kyle Monangai scores two touchdowns on Monday night.

CeeDee Lamb footballs good #analysis