"Guess I'll be pushin' that sled again!" *audience claps*

Larry Kubiak, where have you gone?

Lomu looks like the large best friend from a 90's sitcom where the live studio audience goes nuts when he says his catchphrase

When the draft is in Jacksonville the crowd pop for Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza is going to be nuts

The Rams took the Falcons pick then did something the Falcons would do (derogatory)

Not my preference but I don't hate it!

If you're able to, flex your Job security the way Les does

They better be talking *to* him rn

Oh god could it happen for free?

Ima need EDC to pick up the damn phone

362 for 358, tough to get closer than that

CLE gives up 446 points and gets 464 per the Rich Hill chart

First thing Love needs to do in the desert is plead with them to stop playing with Brissett's money

Tentpole event time!

250 years for who

Man fuck off those aren’t even words

Predictable and probably annoying draft offering from me but there's a pretty good chance Reese and Bailey are both good players and success depends on lots of variables!

Anyone that believes anything useful comes from the mouths of the people who sell fake cancer cures is a far more dangerous mark imo

We sought out what the liars thought and they're telling us the truth, we promise

Bob McGinn release the cranium measurements yet? or are those sources all in the Cabinet now

This is really embarrassing that i wasn't included i need to find him and make him block me

First and final Mock for NFL Daily with @patrickclaybon.bsky.social. No take backsies!

Called that foul on Wemby for being too big, i guess

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

Are people aware that when you talk to someone on the phone via your car speakers everyone within a 250 foot radius can hear the person you're talking to with incredible clarity lmao

Waving my free speech white flag at the president. That should do it!

*taps sign* "woke" was coined by a black blues musician to commemorate lynching victims its contemporary usage is white appropriation and pejorativization of black vernacular every time its used as a slur the speaker is savoring the expropriation and bastardization of black creative labor

So Jay comes out and says their engineers use Claude Code a lot and introduces BlueSky AI and suddenly the site is wobblier than Twitter?

Finally got a spam texter to break character ha, worth it.

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

I’m not trying to be an asshole but the idea that the police aren’t as strong and supported as they’ve ever been is a key pillar in their continuing support. The idea that the profession which has a strong ally in the White House who they helped elect is somehow under duress is bullshit.

“People already hate the police.” No, they don’t. They love the police. They can’t imagine life without the police. They’re giving as much money to the police as they can.

Tiger Woods was off-duty when he rolled his car but you’d never know it from the coverage smh

Literally nothing else gets the "Off-Duty" treatment. Legacy media loves to excuse Potus, but if he threatened Vatican city at 3am in his underwear from Palm Beach even he wouldn't get "Off-Duty"

This is a great illustration of @larryglickman.bsky.social's point about how "backlash" framing lets the right play the victim.

“racial entropy” is a concept which hinges on the idea that Black people in general have dysfunctional and dysgenic DNA.

Play the fade for safety *fades the ball to Endor*

Playing it up 10 like it's twilight hours at the Muni

Shot tracer been lying all week

Read this. They need to be crushed

Pretty cool to be in the Navy on the retrieve astronauts team and not like the commit atrocities team

Nice that there's still space and desire for wonder in the world.

Reentry seems stressful I might just stay in space

Alicia we need you to write a soundtrack song about this YA novel series but we're only gonna tell you one thing

oh no

The same vapid bad faith framing they've used on Social Security will eventually grind its way through everything but cops and world cops

Hitting Thomas Jefferson with the meanest DDT of all time when I get down there

Jokes on them I quit going to the airport to relax a long time ago

The Texans lock in a couple of their stars for (at least) one more year. @fieldyates.bsky.social