NEED 4 HERE

Umm… where’s my fucking blanket??

Snowboard cross is a great sport to rediscover every 4 years

The summer games are people who are good at sports doing sports. The winter games are avatars of humanity spitting in the face of God, and curling.

This is wild because it confirms the fact that no one in a position of power at Ring had any idea that announcing the terrifying power of their panopticon to the largest, most mainstream television audience would lead to a massive backlash.

lmaoooo

ah yes, the crack of the bat, the green of the grass, the inscrutable machinations of spreadsheet bullshit

The reason for cutting Nick Castellanos was that he wasn’t productive at the plate anymore and a liability in the field. You really don’t need any other reason and any other reason you get you should taken with a huge grain of salt!

“a Phillies source said” ah okay so not a player. Sorry, don’t care about any of that!

It’s really a burden to be so right and just want a cold one. I can’t fault him.

Nick Castellanos IG post -- a hand written parting note to the city of Philadelphia.

who will live in the cursed simmons mansion next?

Guy in the Not Having Any New Ideas business fears new technology has replaced him

This is exactly what you'd do if you wanted to make sure that wrestling fans chanted "Fuck ICE" throughout the hours of live wrestling you air in prime time every week.

Would suggest if that volts guy wants to have a “reasonable discussion” about AI he can talk to this dude

Man this is an ass whooping

The quality of audio across nearly every medium has dropped significantly and nobody in charge seems to care. Even this article mentions the terrible buzzing but excuses it for the visuals. TV looksmaxxing.

bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.

Sarah Hughes

No!! This sucks!!!

“Self checkout is good now” is so stupid I can’t even believe it. Yeah man you got used to your grocery store not hiring enough people that self checkout was faster than waiting in line. Now you only need the one guy in charge of 10 registers to come help you like twice before paying. Great!

he was auctioning off memorabilia in order to try and afford treatment and now he's gone. fuck cancer for sure, but double fuck our broken healthcare system. you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.

STOLZ!!

Really very funny to clearly define the purpose of a hype cycle grinding down its audience into acceptance and then saying “and it worked on me!”

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

Matt Iseman just gave us “Doesn’t need a credit card because she’s money in the bank” on Gold Zone lmao

Watching the package on the drones and operators at the Olympics and yeah, it looks cool and gives us an extra dimension of these amazing athletes but it sounds like SHIT.

kids these days don't even know who charles grodin is

At some point this year… and I don’t know what sport but it’ll be when this dude is feeling immense financial pressure… Elon will tweet during a big game “There’s no doubt we’ll have a robot player in the NBA by 2033” and the NYT, among others, will write seriously about it

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I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

Ashley Farquharson's bronze winning luge run, the second ever US medal in women's luge

This guy looks like a MAD Magazine cover of Alfred E. Neuman that folds into a more narrow picture of Alfred E. Neuman

Here we go

Locking the timeline in for Curling. It’s time to throw some damn ROCKS

Medals in 6 Olympics is wild. Sports baby!!

Short track skating right into a gold medal curling match? Currently levitating

Adam Silver inherited one of the strongest, most iconic brands in history. And for some reason the league has been working extremely hard to destroy the brand and legacy of the league... giving preference to providing grifty/forgettable/embarrassing iNfLuEnCeRs and cReAtOrS make-a-wish experiences.

Klaebo an absolute mad man on that cross country climb my god

Spotify: the App for Pedophiles!

Figure Skating judges also cops???

Very funny that in spite of the “language barrier” that people with marbles where their brains are fully understood the visual language of the halftime show even if they didn’t realize it

“When the Nats won the World Series in 2019, there were no fewer than seven professional outlets that covered the team on a regular basis. For the last few days, that number has been reduced to one: MLB.com.” Make it two https://natsjournal.com/p/welcome-to-nats-journal-0e3

lmao new Sixers jersey sponsors on the way

Lmao these dudes are BORING congrats to them

Wonasuperbowlcleosis

I would like to see the numbers that show Mr. Beast moves capital