I bet that Chris Pratt AI movie will have the most incoherent politics this side of Ready Player One

how my house argues today: Me: cool how there’s 40 water bottles in the cupboard but none go with any of the lids I found in 2018. Normal World. My wife: wow it’s almost like those are my various water bottles for home and don’t travel therefore they don’t need lids???? but ok go off

About 10 years ago I thought “Tottenham would be a fun team to follow” and now I think that was a mistake. I’ve given myself another Rockies.

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what is the war on protein? depends on who you ask baseball-reference war on protein: 1.6 fangraphs war on protein: 2.4 baseball prospectus war on protein: 0.9

The Chargers are predetermined by god to do this every January. It’s the only thing we have to count on

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I need everyone to promise right now to not get mad when Toglia has a random week in April with a 1.100 OPS like everyone did after Sam Hilliard hit a single home run

They’ve got the curtain for injured horses in there I’m hearing.

Go where the ice is (if possible) - many have never experienced winter. …pocketfuls of ball bearings?

The jaguars couldn’t do me one solid and prevent a Wyoming graduate from beating us in the playoffs.

finding these around my yard the last week. plastic tubes dirt inside. can’t identify what they are!

Astonishing how low clutch toddlers are. Situation gets even a little difficult and they crumble. Holding a cookie with the dog around, no shot they don’t drop it 2 to 3 times.

There’s a lot of focus on the fact that the Red Sox alienated Rafael Devers with the Alex Bregman signing only to then not re-sign Alex Bregman after one year. But let’s not forget that they also traded the only real prospect they got in the Devers trade for five starts of Dustin May.

it’s a scam by some guy who calls himself veteran with boomsticks that can barely write and spelled officer “offuver.” ackman is a gullible dumbass in addition to being an asshole with a brain cooked from spending more time on twitter than sleeping

The worst time to die in an accident would be in the middle of a game your favorite sports team is blowing. One of the guys in the group chat is a packers fan and stopped replying last night and it was relentless roasting. Imagine police or your family going through your things and finding that.

CHGO emergency podcast to discuss that having dyslexia is good for QBs

Jake McCarthy taking outfield innings away from Tyler Freeman and Mickey Moniak is fine by me. Last years outfield defense was a war crime

There’s a couple of happy couples enjoying a night at the park…oops…………………………………………………………………………………………………..Nick Markakis ᵗᵃᵏᵉˢ ˢᵗʳⁱᵏᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ

I think if the nuggets win tonight you shouldn’t just chalk it up to the random odds that go into any sporting event. It’s time to wage war for Calvin Booth.

Very funny that just 12 months ago Indiana was some cautious example to not let such upstarts into the playoffs so they just decided to come back and kick the shit out of everyone

MAX KEPLER, JUICED UP OUT OF HIS MIND: “let’s hit some fucking ground balls to the shortstop.”

Think my preferred divisional opponents are ranked: -Steelers -Chargers -Texans -Bills Broncos need a slop fest and can’t have some non slop boy like Josh Allen around for that

Woah, is this true?

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Being slowly driven insane by Vance and Noem’s uWu smol bean routine I think. Did any other dictator do the “we’re just the little birthday boy” shit? Was Franco like oooooo the republicans were mean to me on my birthday?

what’s funny about this is we just saw a pretty contested high profile mayoral race in New York where the winning candidate was able to balance both affordability and civil rights issues. So is it the message itself or maybe the very obviously workshopped talking point gotcha posts that Dems post

if you use an iPhone, turn on iCloud Private Relay. now. it is not a VPN; but it comes with your iCloud subscription and will protect against this form of surveillance. without impacting your user experience.

Drew Romo has now been claimed on waivers 3 times in 3 weeks. give this guy a break!

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The Rittenhouse post is depraved but good to remember he’s doing it because his right wing agitator career has gone awry and he desperately needs the attention.

Rockies gotta be the only team willing to give Lorenzen starters innings. Oh well, can’t be worse than running out Karl Kaufmann or Brad Blalock

[Bill Simmons leaning away from the mic] Ewing theory

I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.

remembering when a certain blogger, who we will not name, said he thought dom nunez would be the greatest hitting catcher of all time

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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

Reading the only Steinbeck I didn’t tackle in high school (East of Eden) and has anyone ever talked about how ol John just knows how to write characters has anyone mentioned this before

lmao buddy shared with me some of my old football Friday scouting of Antonio Senzatela and made me laugh that i jokingly pinned him dead to rights in one spring start 8 years ago

my eyes glaze over as my brain rolls through 1,000 various rockies relievers

mamdani collecting huge policy wins by just fixing sidewalks or building curbs. americans are like when you talk to your friend that just left his toxic workplace and is impressed when his new boss says things like "hope you got to relax this weekend"

just scrolled past six different screenshots of tweets pointing out how bad those tweets are. please stop asking me to smell the spoiled milk.

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The Colorado Rockies. Many may say this is not an esoteric interest but if you view them correctly, you view them as an art piece with undetermined meaning or purpose.

Cops booking a protestor for a bullshit charge?? In America??

Sean McDermott coded

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

Gonna miss this next year when we have “Rodgers Ruminations” as a weekly guest spot on CBS Evening News

Garbage time touchdown and 2PC gives us a 1 possession win. 🙏🏻