There is no shame in a love this pure.

Halt, citizen! It appears you disrespected a college degree or a line of study while on the website for academic liberals! Please remove or explain your post 10,000 times to be allowed further.

starting to wonder if the behavior of a small section of hyper online weirdos drives too much news

I’m putting out a stage 4 COOKED alarm on Ezequiel Tovar. The highest rating the COOKED classification contains. The monitoring system will continue to track for further updates

a solemn play of the mgk & jelly roll hit Lonely Road for Kyle Freeland who will surely be walking a lonely road soon! Please hit play for me @tylerqinutah.bsky.social

Time to play everyone’s favorite game, let’s SPIN THE WHEEL OF FREELAND to find out if Kyle Freeland will have a good night tonight!

I’m not going to defend the Rockies and I’m certainly not going to question an org like the Dodgers making guys like Halverson click but this is quite a few posts about a fucking depth for depth trade which makes me think people like the quick high a Rockies related zinger gets them in the noti tab

you know, i tend to think the bluesky annoyances are overblown by twitter users that feel a little internally guilty that they're addicted to twitter. but an argument where people start posting photos of their degrees...

cant be acquiring guys named landyn.

Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Josef Stalin. I am not gayer than Ben Mora. I am not gayer than Brennan Lee Mulligan. I am not gayer than Cardi B. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am.

worlds longest “lmao owned”

Feltner gave up all 8 runs on homers today so it’s like, no Tyler Freeman did not cause those to happen. But I’m concocting a narrative in my mind that he was so scared about them hitting a ball to right he kept letting them mash it over the wall.

This is fundamentally easier when it’s not national teams but it’s extremely true. Mahomes and Kelce’s politics do not matter to me at all. The chiefs are evil all of the time.

I do worry that we are losing the ability to be petty haters. It's important to sports for people to be haters for haters sake—not on a basis subject to reason. The pettiness is also key. Haterism doesn't mean hatred, it's campy. It's fundamentally goofy to be a hater of a team no matter what

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan

We don’t need to pretend FIFA became a weird, cringy org the second it staged a tournament in the US to score points now cmon

Over indexing with lefty hitters against a good righty is just smart lineup construction. But then the Rockies keep Tyler Freeman in the lineup in right instead of Carrigg. Honestly, taking it personally.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

What 'moderation' really means is adopting the views of a very small group of loud, centrist writers and their big business backers, and is increasingly out of step with (a) the big problems in the US and (b) the polling on what Americans say are the biggest problems they want government to fix.

how are you gonna throw something that meaty on the first one? jeez louise

he’s so funny man

ahhh mon dieu! ze ingles…ze ahrr winning ze match by so much. I have ruined my cigarette and coffee in mah zuprise

Telling Tom Cruise to pipe down from 3 rows back

Caught a vibe! Lookin good Michael! I’m always asking like what if the best look for my big speech where I’ll be perceived by many people is “alcoholic detective on day 4 of a tough case”

Friday night turn up

roldy brito bros are going crazy right now. they're causing a ruckus. the condon crew cant think straight because of the brito bros. ridiculous. outrageous. the holliday huddlers are crying and throwing up. i cant with this. and dont get me started on the veen team.

Darren Rovell? The world’s foremost Martin Luther King Jr. memorabilia collector?

There’s a new Christopher Nolan out that’s supposed to be nuts.

if windsor and dougco ever vote for a democrat then congress will be 400 democrats

Probably a symptom of these types of people having all the levers of power but I am tiring of a trend I see of people being weirdly dramatic about random people being dumbasses. A person jogging in the smoke air is not my problem. Sometimes you gotta just be like what a moron

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

A whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people

Air Quality Index on my weather app currently just says "it looks like The French Connection outside."

calling the Victor Marx campaign every day with a new endorsement for me. John Rambo, Apollo Creed, the green m&m when it was still sexy

30 million people getting "China tried to steal the 2020(?) election" loaded in their brainstems never to be dislodged again and the other 300 million Americans will have no fucking clue what they're talking about

Dynasty fantasy question: do I stash Ragans for a whole year in the IL or is it time to cut him loose

I believe there is still a lot of things not yet determined and it is therefore not clear where things will end up, but there should be some humility on the part of those who said Palestine was just going to evaporate as an issue after Nov 2024.

He's talking about that Haley Stevens clip

Josh Manson with an East of Eden hit. Is the man woke is the son woke

I think it’s delightful that it’s just literally never going to come home. It’s not coming home. It’s never coming home.

Steve Yzerman fired? I’m just hearing that, you’re just telling me that for the first time. Wow. He was…a club legend. So many goals. It’s a shame he couldn’t be more like Joe Sakic and bring a cup to the team as an executive.

All the big sports leagues hating their all star games and not knowing what to do with them but they’re too scared to stop having them. That’s relatable to me. I do that.

The seasons of Revolutions in Latin America and the Caribbean are about a unified subjugated people overthrowing arrogant colonial masters. The seasons that are in Europe are about inbred kings blowing up their own stable shit because they wanted to pay corrupt ministers 1000 coins an hour

beside the point! if the member organizations of major league baseball feel that some members don't have enough money to compete, they can pool money to help. why is the onus on the players to make the dodgers more like the pirates when the league can make the pirates more like the dodgers?

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

you cant be named easton mcgee

it's a social institution when they want money from the public but a business when they want to keep money from the public