Accidentally raptured into heaven with all the evangelicals and somehow one of them has already set up the worst barbecue place imaginable. There's a banner out front where the illustration depicts a pig that has a goatee and is wearing a handgun in a holster. Everything tastes like corn syrup.

Luis Arraez tied the game on this one from Nick Mears. Like a sight gag where guys keep grabbing higher on a stick to take it.

Kudos to the camera guy who went out to the mound and landed a 31-second tracking shot

Aseedat…well let’s see how we say that…I said a…metafin

genuinely crying at this one

Bob Iger said to be shaken by the Bill Simmons podcast on the subject

I’m gonna say the rapture did happen and god just didn’t choose any of these people.

if you celebrate you will be fired

-Jack to Atlas as the bathysphere descends

Libertarianism had its chance now it must go back to being only for edgy teens and pedos

Campbell and Enders were straight up in their bag with this song

There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner

Wasn’t on the app all day and forgot they still hadn’t even had the funeral. You’d be surprised to know that uhhh nobody was talking about any of it. NFL the last shred of monoculture

Sean Payton spotted saying numerous rude things about Charlie Kirk. Hearing this is true!

our last taco's of 2025? it could be true....

I’m kind of obsessed with Alejandro Brito right now. Does anyone know how Trump found him?

we're going to need congressional action on clout chasing.

image is from yesterday's BPro post on the Rockies from Bradley Woodrum. Even good fastballs turn into garbage so a mid fastball like Dollanders or a straight up bad one like Senzatela's is destined to be destroyed. And the Rockies just motor on.

Actually, it's okay because the run differential cannot be found

there is no reason to have four days of arguing whether or not you should submit your email to a protest website. like you cant give me a reason there that doesnt just boil down to both sides love hearing their own voice.

Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years

chaim bloom has a real tough job ahead of him to clean up a roster of guys this old

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based on the horrifying viewership for the barstool morning show i think it will surprise the morons in charge of the tv networks when conservatives dont just start suddenly watching late night tv just because they put kill tony in charge. old libs are like the entire market share for broadcast tv

dont let blaine crim get hot

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Bunch of owners going out of their way to not sign players and then declaring "oh no, this is unfair!" when a player they had no intention of signing is signed by a team actually trying. The issue, as it always is, has more to do with a desire to spend than an inability to do so.

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this is the one that might turn me into a raving madman. what the hell

Leave it to a political science professor to not notice that he's been the metaphorical boiling frog for decades.

I’m officially retiring the heartbreaking worst person you know meme after it reached its final usage point

Worst doomer post I’ve ever seen asking “who is organizing resistance tho?” Fuckin you are dude. You are. Log the fuck off and go talk to your neighbors and your coworkers. Jesus man nobody is gonna save you but yourself. Log the fuck off and toughen the fuck up

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

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Damn wonder if a ruling class of aristocratic elites is once again acting in a unified class interest. Wonder if there’s a class that can unify its interest in return. Won’t be looking into it

Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist

Sally Draper

setting aside that he does not at all engage with any of the very good criticisms of his very stupid piece, the degree to which klein is making kirk's death into a "but what about me, ezra klein?" moment is pretty fucking hilarious

A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."

hit the part of Revolutions where Charles I is dead and since there isn't a government with authority like ten thousand little puritan anarchist communes pop up all over britain. cromwell deciding there needs to be a military dictatorship because some peasant asks him if god would love a landlord

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not quote posting because i dont really care to but i don't know that the lesson of this should be that the left just isnt doing enough marketing on socials. the right can win a consumer war because thats the nature of their politics. the left has to fight against that by building community better

Same thing goes for the demands that Democrats as a party embrace economic populism BTW. It’s a pointless demand as long as the relationship between party and voters remains essentially one of marketers and consumers.

Rockies Marlins in a rain delay because even god said no thanks on that

one of the goat noirs but love to remember the author of the novel was 44 when he wrote it after he got laid off due to the depression. he was like guess I’ll write a detective novel and his first book is one of the greatest ever lmao. unreal

Apparently the tiktok deal just gives Trump guys in some money fountain spots but no regulatory changes on content from China lmao. Xi Jinping is on a hot streak unseen since Jimmer got the ball in Provo

all the good shits on reels anyway. hardly any community on tiktok for real estate scams or buff guys selling nissan escorts