approach watching sports like you’re viewing your own colonoscopy. That’s your god given right.

life in prison for both teams

[watching dalton rushing send one a billion feet] what's tanner gordon's xFIP tho

Feel like Sullivan missed a challenge opportunity on that 2-1 pitch that got called a ball. Might’ve saved a run. Not sure what else he’d be saving it for.

either im underrating this movie or the mall theater booking every screen with it is overrating it but one of us will be right

Everyone’s whining about missing flights or not missing flights but I’ve found if you just email the airline ahead of time they’ll hold the jet for you.

Jimmy G retiring with 154 million in career earnings is an all time fact for me. Can’t wait to laugh about that at the bar in 5 to 8 years

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its insane to me that these guys think that this wont have any blowback lmao. the most logcial endpoint here is people start to burn down your data centers man.

The Rockies spent the whole game trolling Dalton Rushing he might have to retire

PK Subban's wearing formal JNCOs

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto

Never in doubt

No need to be an asshole Vodnik

Edwin Diaz fraud???

taco’s

Mickey Moniak is a total Coors merchant but you know, we do play there

Kings parking the bus all series is gonna drive me insane.

This movie being part of the trailer package before BONE TEMPLE was so funny.

I’m the guy that hacked the pitch com for the Rockies. They know every single pitch that’s coming. They still lead the league in striking out. Im trying my best

dodgers gotta trade him before big baby disease becomes terminal in the clubhouse

Serenity now! Serenity now! / S09E03 The Serenity Now

How are YOU prepping for your first playoff Sunday for your Mams, @johnreidy.bsky.social

Using the body, smart

Jaden Hill shooting up the rankings for looking at the obvious narrative of Muncy up with the bases juiced and denying it oxygen

A whole history of cigarettes in cinema and nobody has ever made them look as cool as Wong Kar Wai

some things about becoming a parent are radicalizing in ways I expected - e.g being reminded viscerally how screwed we'd all be if childcare and other care work disappeared. but other things are radicalizing in ways I didn't - like experiencing constant spontaneous solidarity in ways big and small

Rockies hitters are on pace for 1644 strikeouts which would be the second most all time (2023 Twins have the record with 1654)

Jake McCarthy just leave your keycard on the desk thanks

it’s rocmoe friday

All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free

Been sayin!

Jardiance ad running during The Boys is jarring because it’s hard to know if it’s just the writers hitting the satire button too hard

72 and sunny on a friday

Talking Wal mart owners, strikeouts, and JB Middleton today

I'd say that this applies to anyone traveling in a car in any city. Being in a car versus walking, riding, or taking transit fundamentally changes how you view a place and your relationship to it. I wish more leaders set this kind of example. www.npr.org/2026/04/16/n...

MLB Daily Whiff Leaders 2026-04-16 1) Parker Messick - 18 2) Braxton Ashcraft - 17 3) Chase Dollander - 14 4) Foster Griffin - 14 5) Brandon Sproat - 12 Daily Recap: https://tjstats.ca/2026/04/16/mlb-daily-recap-april-16-2026/

Wow that was a tough series against a really good lineup. The next one should give us a little bit of a break let’s see here [Mel Blanc doing the yelly voice] the Los Angeles Dodgers?!

You might recall that last year the Rockies famously did not win their 7th game until their 40th try and after they won that game they fired their long time manager

Chase Dollander (COL) came in after the opener and struck out nine over 5.1 shutout innings against the Astros!

Chase Dollander…I am looking respectfully….

Dollander striking out Yordan-Paredes-Correa swinging followed by Goodman leading off the next inning with a homer

Outside of Castro, guys PDP acquired seem to be better at “not striking out all the gd time”

What are these hits lmao god has left the Rockies

We sent the troops to Fyre fest

(national media columnist writing their first WNBA story ever voice) We shouldn't be asking WNBA players whether they're dating .......... we should be asking them why they aren't dating Caitlin Clark, after all she has done for women's sports