a hearty farewell and rest in peace to my grandfather, who has passed at 88 years old. dick monfort has lost another enemy and my family has lost a patriarch. if anyone could win at life, i think he has a shot to claim that. a tremendous person and one i will miss.

Montgomery, Rolison, and Toglia being DFA'd/left open for a Rule V pick gives me a chance to reveal the Rockies first round picks under Bridich. Outside of Brendan Rodgers at 1-3 in 2015, these guys have one 2.2 WAR season from Toglia to show for 7 years of first rounders. Nice!

Dick Monfort has dissolved parliament and assumed direct control

signing off

Welcome to everyone getting really into baseball in the World Series. Now we have our second act: a winter of everyone being pissed off at random guys in email jobs for not signing a left handed reliever in time.

You might think it would be difficult to respect and admire several individual Dodger players while abhorring The Dodgers as a team but I find it to be the easiest and most natural thing in the world, actually.

Look at that kid there. He’s about to either have the greatest sports memory of his life or be depressed for 3 days. That’s what it’s all about

Being a neutral fan is a must because I’m having the time of my life watching this and if it was my team playing I’d be in the god damn river

maybe Roberts really is in a movie

I think watching your 3 run moonshot off of the best player in the world in game 7 of the World Series has gotta be the best feeling of all time. Bo probably feels like he’s on a double dose of Molly

seeing people start to turn on deion

Not what you wanna hear

me tomorrow when louis comes in for the 6th

i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit

If Ohtani starts tomorrow has a chance to be the most watched World Series game since before they invented cable I’d guess

Dave Roberts thinks he's in a movie

Teoscar is in one of the pain boxes from hellraiser when he’s up there

Kevin Gausman has Honorary Rockie status due to having the highest volume of fans begging the org to trade for him over the last decade.

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

Don’t let “not having anyone in the baseball department” stop you from making confusing moves. Might be peak Rockies

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

There's a moment in this clip (which was auto-playing on my feed; I did not watch it with sound) where you think "Wow Cam Newton is dressed like Willy Wonka." Then it zooms out and you realize Cam Newton is actually there dressed like himself, someone else out of focus is dressed like Willy Wonka.

today might be the last day of the MLB season. that's wild! if i can get earnestpilled for a minute..you know...go sinceremode haha yeah...i had a lot of fun writing for myself, for bpro, about the rockies, not about the rockies. baseball is a lovely sport and i love talkin about it.

i dont think anyone needs to know or share or talk about kim kardashians opinion on the moon landing. you dont have to know everything. im gonna drop that out of my brain as soon as i can. surely there's a fact about the 1917 brooklyn robins that'll be more fitting there.

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Two straight World Series with strong ratings. Very hyped WBC coming in March. They’re calling it the best time to have a looming lockout crisis in history

if god ain’t a broncos fan….

Rockies are “ In the dirt underneath the basement. Next to Jimmy Hoffa and the old Avs Mascot Howler.” 😅😭

my wife works at a college and i will say the complaints she brings home about the way kids act has shifted drastically to them just not being able to handle conflict or have any idea how society works at all. i blame gen x parents in many ways but covid/covid discourse maybe also.

you're wrapping up your meet-and-greet with Pope Leo XIV. as you shake his hand for the photo op, you surprise him with a Birminghamton Rumble Ponies Spicy Meatballs On-Field Cap. His Holiness accepts with grace, but you are struck with a bone-deep revelation he just asked God to send you to Hell

@tylermaun.com something to consider

tried an exercise last night of just writing things down as i watched the game. then just compiled it into a bulleted list of thoughts.

a millennial manager? no thanks on that. no thanks. what's he gonna do? bring in organic bagels for pre-game meals.

Lots of people say to not follow or find players instagrams so you won’t find out their politics but you are risking missing out on some really great stuff if you do that. #milfalert

Excited for the possibility that Hoffman closes out a championship for the Jays because that probably sees him get a ton of interviews where he will reveal, in an off hand comment, that the Rockies development team believed the monsters from the dark crystal were real and could impact spin rate

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

Ball Arena crowd is witness to a meltdown

ooooo the contradictions ooooo

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

PeteyUSA bringing out Joe Mauer at his Minnesota show. We are doing incredible things with rock and roll

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

If it's really gonna be Collin Klein for the Rams I will be going ham on some Locals Only shit. Finally, someone #FromHere

making every game feel like it matters is like the biggest ask i have of other sports. random october tuesday night game and costas says guess what...there's a narrative. we are inching towards back.

bringing back revolutionary era politics...that's right im going to start a club on the outskirts of town where me and the boys hang out

Blake Treinen probably didn’t think he’d get to face Kirk again before he went to Valhalla