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I think the Nuggets problems are that their projected full rotation has played together for 10 games and if it was any other team you’d probably just say that.

Love a good spring training inning that starts with a guy I have never heard of

Dollander done after 34 pitches and 8 hitters. Just one hit, six whiffs including a swinging K. Hit 100.6 on the gun. We continue to monitor respectfully

Legally I don’t think they can prosecute you for not reading the 12 sports newsletters you get in your email inbox every day. But I’m not gonna risk it

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Continued allowance of minor violations of rules and norms has led to increased escalation of those violations. Now we are at a crossroads on stopping something we have allowed to grow into a more fearsome menace than ever should be allowed to exist. This is why I call for the arrest of Lu Dort

NBC should bring Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir back for every season of Traitors to be the world’s worst detective agency. Constantly scheming against strong faithful players. Whiffing at every round table. Falling for anyone with emotion of any kind.

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hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute

Empire is bipartisan but you’re not allowed to mention it

My all-time fav

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

thinkin about thos pencils

AI slop with a Pop Crave headline. Rockies hitter STUNS

a newsletter for your friday. after one week of spring training, is clavicular coded zac veen for real? is antonio senzatela fixed? are we allowed to think about any of this? we are looking...respectfully

Two walk offs?

a newsletter for your friday. after one week of spring training, is clavicular coded zac veen for real? is antonio senzatela fixed? are we allowed to think about any of this? we are looking...respectfully

largely agree with the underlying thought of asking people to update their priors but i do think polls like this are tough for me because in no way can the median voter define what is strong or moderate in any comprehensible fashion

the one thing chuck schumer has said is his job is to keep americans pro israel. not like any of the things that actually should be a senators job. but at least hes also bad at the one thing he says is his job too.

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just using the midpoint of the cap/floor here (270/150), the players would be losing ~$55.30 off of the current amount they're getting, using Cot's current CBT payroll estimates.

160m salary floor would be half the league having to increase spending and 4 orgs having to double payroll lmao. No way in hell these owners are in lockstep on a cap.

And now some of the cheaper owners start to go "hey wait a fucking minute"

Paramount Warner Brothers announce the latest Matthew Vaughn movie MARINE TODD coming to select theaters summer 2028.

Every now and then this bot really puts out a hit

spring training results are real if you wish hard enough

the pathway is to simply make a hitler particle scanner and to ban those with hitler particles from running for office or voting

I’m sorry Antonio Senzatela had 9 whiffs today?

only 1,000 votes to go so it looks like the Eagles stadium development's hired goons did not get the job done and the city residents rejected the zoning ordinance. rest in piss to martin lind greeleyco.gov/special-elec...

Zac Veen and Charlie Condon rocking 440+ foot homers back to back days

Sean Payton is sitting his white ass down and listening

between this and the girard trade, @johnreidy.bsky.social might be blessed

just off statcast measures, dollander mixing pitches a lot differently than any time last year. inshallah it keeps up

dick monfort could never

@johnreidy.bsky.social man i am so sorry

athletes are pretty sheltered, rich, and coddled individuals anyway. add in that hockey is one of the most suburbanite ass sports in the country and you're just cooking together a hitler particle+dumb guy stew. the solution? we abolish the suburbs

Enjoyed this from @matrueblood.bsky.social on how teams should/need to start trying to predict injuries. I've long carried a theory that the Rockies have potential to be industry leaders here just due to the fact Olympians and other elite athletes train in Colorado. The data you could get from that!

they don’t name em like this anymore

The Report of The Week is posting on TikTok now and I’m steamed reading these comments from fuckin newbs not understanding him. Respect this man and his old suits. Keep scrolling if you don’t like that he takes smaller bites than a baby sloth

beep beep me and @tylermaun.com driving this around midwestern minor league ballparks

Zac Veen walk off homer. The extra 40 pounds already paying off