el grande fuck the fed-o

in a world as shitty as this one, be there for your friends and ask how they're doing it means a LOT

just burned my 8th CD with Genie in a Bottle, No Scrubs, All Star and Wild Wild West

Wemby hours for the next 15 years, buckle up

The SPURS

an EXTREMELY niche post by my standards but you take a song in a minor key that already sounds threatening and then bring it DOWN a minor third after the B section? *chef's kiss*

drop some hats (take your pick)

AEW should really do a school supply distribution event at the end of summer featuring OC handing out backpacks to underprivileged kids

the person who didn't understand why the Hazuki vs. Maya World match was happening earlier this week I bet they understand now #AEWCollision

Game over

You know how much Cinnabon that guy is gonna be able to carry on the go now? #AEWCollision

excuse me sir I did not authorize this level of bathroom counter access

excuse me sir I did not authorize this level of bathroom counter access

Me: “I’ll take the four hour Saturday midday nap, please.” “EXCELLENT choice sir. That does come with screwing up your sleep schedule for an entire week.” Me: “Yeah dawg, sign me up for that.” 🫠

marching band should be a sport I want to see you go from the 40-yard line to the 40-yard line with a passthrough and moving backwards in two measures

marching band should be a sport I want to see you go from the 40-yard line to the 40-yard line with a passthrough and moving backwards in two measures

thinking back to the week before the pandemic started and my old job put me up in a hotel in Tampa literal walking distance of Carole Baskin's Big Cat Rescue

me, walking by the bags of pierogies on sale at the store "Oh, I need to circle back and grab those." me right this second, three weeks later "Oh crap, I forgot to buy the pierogies."

drop some hats (take your pick)

not a long enough "yoooooooooooooooo" for this one

I just got HOTDOGMOGGED, send help

BREAKING: Jesse and The Rippers have backed out of Freedom 250.

in a world as shitty as this one, be there for your friends and ask how they're doing it means a LOT

me, walking by the bags of pierogies on sale at the store "Oh, I need to circle back and grab those." me right this second, three weeks later "Oh crap, I forgot to buy the pierogies."

very rarely do I check out what’s happening on threads, but I might have to just for gems like this lolol

oh no, broke contain into the discover tab 🫠

Yo, it’s 12:30 am, be colder (It is #not nice)

thinking back to the week before the pandemic started and my old job put me up in a hotel in Tampa literal walking distance of Carole Baskin's Big Cat Rescue

I'm a Yankees fan and I actually know who Colson Montgomery is, wth

BREAKING: Jesse and The Rippers have backed out of Freedom 250.

lord there is gonna be a damn waterpark on this app when Hanger returns 💦 (complementary)

the fed is mad they couldn’t do a Kristi Noem match first

Y'ALL! I had the honor of recording the title theme for an indie game! The track is composed by Adeel Jafree (AdLibPiano) and is SO GOOD I can't believe it's not the opening to like, a Xenoblade game! The Kickstarter is live now! They could really use your support in these crucial first 24 hours :)

I say this as a lifelong Giants fan: Abdul Carter is probably too cool to play for the Giants

how the hell did Bagel Bites get away with rhyming "suppertime" with "anytime"

Quote with a fictional band that's NOT Spinal Tap.

it is most definitely a Fountains of Wayne day

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of @minakimes.bsky.social

damn it, JUMPSCARE

yet they have Libs in their name and handle CURIOUS

I wish I had a Lime Jarritos right now

not pictured: the stepladder Bovino needed to get taller than the cars

Is John Cornyn a wide receiver @dennycarter.bsky.social

considering starting a sporadically thriving perler bead art etsy account

DEVELOPING: As a tribute to his wife, Chris Jericho's band Fozzy actually WILL play at President Trump’s America 250 celebration.