Happy New Year, east coasters! Gentle reminder that it’s my birthday year this year

i will direct you folks to my bluesky wrapped, where I apparently yapped on here every day this year

Happy New Year, and PLEASE don't drink and drive. Get an Uber/Lyft/call a friend/call a loved one/call anybody and don't get behind the wheel. We all want to see your beautiful face next year, okay?

There is no place like Nebraska. #AEWDynamite

Lots of places offering free Lyft or Uber vouchers for NYE wtop.com/local/2025/1... www.krqe.com/news/albuque...

Happy New Year, and PLEASE don't drink and drive. Get an Uber/Lyft/call a friend/call a loved one/call anybody and don't get behind the wheel. We all want to see your beautiful face next year, okay?

EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT

you control your timeline if you want sports, you follow people who talk about sports!

playing Pokémon just to Spheal something

I could watch this video all day and night The best Blue Thunder Bomb was vs. Ospreay at Revolution IMO

RIP 2025 2025-2025

good fucking god

I will be spending today listening to the entire catalogue of Fountains of Wayne hold my calls

[with my last breath] ... more and more are saying this ...

Jayden Reed is going to be awesome on his second contract with a team that uses him properly!

Trump and Stephen Miller are actually failing in crucial ways. Deportations are lagging behind their goals, courts are mostly functioning, and their fascist, ethnonationalist cruelties have unleashed a countermobilization of unexpected scope and power. New from me: newrepublic.com/article/2046...

I could watch this video all day and night The best Blue Thunder Bomb was vs. Ospreay at Revolution IMO

YOOOO

The Rams are 0-2 since Puka went on Adin Ross

The most? George Pickens, most exposure and he crushed it one of my biggest stands, but outside of Bowers, most of my big stands all hit this season - Harold Fannin Jr. - J.K. Dobbins (up until his injury) - Tee Higgins - Dallas Goedert - Oronde Gadsden II - fading Saquon Barkley

Brees Fitzgerald Kuechly Wayne Witten

Rob Schneider is a bowtie away from selling a monorail to anybody he can talk to

I've waited 3 years to make this post

ruin two bands by combining them: Tool Jam

i base my bluesky account on this ethos:

you have to give it up for the Falcons, they're trying

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

it sucks that the Falcons are still pretty bad and will find a way to lose this game 38-24

"we're getting Garoppolo's arm ready for the second half"

the NFL MVP? Guess what

I literally have nothing that I'm proud of in 2025. It was actually the worst year I can remember. It can only go up from here I guess?

i'm down 420.69 points with Puka Nacua left do i have a chance?

*runs a jet motion sweep for -2 yards*

I think CM Punk should listen to the veteran Kevin Nash here giving him advice Given that this was what Punk's initial gripe with Hangman, not listening to the veterans

The NFC South winner should not be playing a home game in the playoffs.

one of the cleanest "if you let him run more routes instead of roster cloggers, he would be REALLY good!" cases in recent memory

maybe the Packers having a calamitous injury season this season is karma for the fans talking shit about Caleb Williams for the last two years

okay WHAT THE FUCK

it should be illegal for Caleb Williams and Luther Burden to score any fantasy points tonight please send them to jail for the evening, it's not fantasy football related (okay it might be)

love that guy in all those Sandler movies

have anyone ever seen an ankle sprain this high? the pundits are pontificating

I always knew a Raiders tight end would try and carry me to fantasy football greatness this season I just didn't know it would be Michael Mayer (25.7 so far in TE Prem)

man, if only the Pittsburgh Steelers had a wide receiver who could win one-on-one, like George Pickens ah well

it's amazing to me that there are people who sincerely think that Bryce Young is a #good quarterback

bunch of quitters, when you can hang 70 on the Jets, you stay in there

hell yeah Mo-Alie Cox - post from 2018

real heels would have gone for two

what if the Cardinals have the Bengals right where they want them

if the Jets are the Glass Joes, the Giants are the Von Kaisers