they just had to lock him up for 5 years. you can't risk a hot commodity like "the son of your current coach who has never been a coach for anyone besides his dad" leaving for one of the many big time jobs that must have been begging to hire him 5 weeks before the season starts

he's running

closing out a career of "oh brother, this guy stinks" moves by retiring so close to the season that the school has no choice but to internally promote your son whose only job has been as your assistant. you've gotta respect it (jk you don't have to respect it)

Canada has fallen

Worth a spot on the 53 just for this one skill alone

ran the stats. in goal-to-go situations this year, Russell Wilson is 1-for-11 passing for negative 2 yards

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All four of the Giants’ touchdowns so far this season have come in one game, which they also lost

Russell Wilson first ever QB to throw the ball away on first, third, and fourth down on the same set of downs

folks, watching 2025 Patrick Mahomes when you need 2017 Patrick Mahomes is like needing an athletic trainer... and getting Meghan Trainor, the singer!!!

dude why is Mahomes REPEATEDLY throwing the ball backwards

Cam Skattebo is the greatest player in NFL history, following up on his career as the greatest player in college football history

I did not know there was a guy named Swayze Bozeman

Brandon Jacobs is one of the all-time best Guys to Remember

me complaining about Rogue One after finishing Andor

keeping a close eye on whether we just witnessed the first ever Game-Winning Safety Due To Penalty In The End Zone. My initial research says yes

Critical support for rouge enthusiasts today

it's Blocked Field Goal week

COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY GIANT MAN TOUCHDOWN

Multiple games that both teams should be losing right now

The Eagles’ opponents should simply run the So Unstoppable That It Must Be Outlawed play in short yardage situations

Isaiah Rodgers appears to be the first player in NFL history with two touchdowns, two forced fumbles, and an interception in the same game. (And there's still a half to go!) stathead.com/tiny/VtAUU

is Kevin Patullo doing a good job as the Eagles' offensive coordinator? no. clearly not. is his name the #1 best name to sing to the tune of 🎶Ja-son Derulo🎶 in the entire NFL? i believe so. and i think that counts for something

the Eagles scored a TD on their first drive (after getting a turnover on their opponent's side of the field) and since then have -9 yards and 4 punts on 4 drives

bold move to use Travis Hunter as a 0-way player in the NFL

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Oklahoma ran a trick play that's been illegal since the 1950s. But time after time, teams get away with it, because it's such a good trick that it tricks the referees too:

BABY BUFFALO 😍😍😍 BIG 1,000 POUND BABY 😍😍😍😍😍

is Florida going to go an entire 60 minute football game without converting a third down

what a tribute to former North Texas defensive end Steve Austin

2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story 2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat 2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

ESPN ran a story about the General Andrew Luck account returning to Twitter and the fact that the account's owner claims he just came up with it on a whim when it was actually a long-running bit at SB Nation remains my one and only internet beef

IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP YELLOW JACKETS

This Lincoln University team has been described as “the college Bishop Sycamore” BY ITS OWN PLAYERS and Division I teams should not be playing them

Onside post-safety punt incoming for Auburn, probably something they’ve never practiced let’s see if they can cook something up

if you watch games in the FOX Sports app it will cook up some of the most useless statistics possible and put them at the bottom of the screen

I said this in the TCU game but the thing about Bill Belichick's UNC team is that they are very obviously poorly coached. coverage busts, killer penalties, situationally unaware, sloppy. like nobody is in charge

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it would be kinda funny if Dabo just gave the same exact speech every single week

Memphis backup QB just carried 30-50 feral hogs on his back for a game-winning first down

Army is running an all-run 2-minute drill for the win and it is riveting

highly specific thing messing with my head: Wisconsin has a QB named Danny O'Neil and also another QB who is a transfer from Maryland, and neither is the former Wisconsin QB named Danny O'Brien who was a transfer from Maryland

They are going to need so many shuttles to get all the people at the College GameDay set on Miami’s campus to the Miami football game

The rare second Hail Mary attempt

One America News Network is reporting that many of the points scored by Tulsa tonight are fraudulent and that Mike Gundy may be able to win the game by presenting an alternate, LEGITIMATE set of points to vice president of the Big 12

Maybe Oklahoma State needs to avoid scheduling opponents with the financial resources of Tulsa

It is one thing to lose to Tulsa but Oklahoma State is legit getting bullied in the trenches on both sides of the ball and that’s way different