I knew Switzerland would be fine in penalty kicks……. They just have so many guys you can canton in the clutch

STOP LETTING CENTER BACKS TAKE PENALTY KICKS

you got this @minakimes.bsky.social

Egypt should just get to take the Switzerland-Colombia spot

I also was under the belief the majority of the plotline of the show General Hospital was about a hospital, presumably people falling in love at the hospital, stuff like that

The USMNT had its best stretch of World Cup play ever. Then followed that up with their new worst World Cup loss ever. I wrote about the day the killed the USMNT's vibes. (Well, the two days that killed the USMNT's vibes.)

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Rebecca Lowe introducing the desk as “two of Lionel Messi’s former teammates and Alexi Lalas” lmao

Never more fitting

Hey remember when Egypt kinda tripped a guy 75 miles away from the goal and then scored several minutes later and they VAR’ed it away

Argentina back to back classics

Remembering Egypt’s big lead

This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino

(Greatest soccer game you’ve ever seen) ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

𓊪𓏲 𓅂𓅓𓄿𓎅𓏲𓏥 𓃀𓈖 𓅓𓅘𓏛𓆑 𓂋𓎼𓅪

how it feels to root for egypt rn

if Egypt wins they should retroactively say that goal counted so the highlight of that run doesn't get forgotten

It’s one thing for a mega famous superstar athlete to tolerate the surely endless stream of children running up to them, asking for photos and autographs, another thing to enjoy it. Haaland is one of one for being like “I bet that kid would get excited if he saw me, I better get his attention”

Another incredible deNile by this Egyptian goalie

seriously though why do they still let Messi take the penalty kicks

Today! In! Sports! YIKES

THE PHAROAHS

so like .......... are we ever gonna get to see the game between the team Timothée Chalamet assembled to take on the legendary street team, or are we just gonna hear him talk about it every game for the entire World Cup

big advantage for Spanish having the phrase "octavos de final" when we're stuck with "Round of 16"

I feel like the World Cup organizers really knew the CONCACAF teams were going out in the Round of 16 because there are 9 World Cup games remaining and 8 of them are in the afternoon/European evening and only one is in American primetime

—do not kick the ground instead of the soccer ball when you are all alone at the back —do NOT kick the ground instead of the soccer ball when you are all alone at the back —no government interference —no kicking the ground when all alone at the back, kick the soccer ball instead

🚨🚨🚨 SYNCHRONIZED FIGURE SKATING COMING TO THE OLYMPICS 🚨🚨🚨

352 days to the start of the World Cup

Ball knower unfortunately

WE’RE ON TO THE 2027 WOMENS WORLD CUP

Best group stage performance in USMNT history followed by a Round of 16 beatdown worse than the ones taken by less talented USA teams 20 or 30 years ago

USMNT in 5

*Insert Eric Collins*

I’m getting the sense goalies need to be a little bit good at using their feet

Did he kick the ground

They have so many more Good Soccer Ideas

Folarin Wondogun

we just need to keep getting free kicks exactly 20 yards away from the goal and we can win this thing

more like Tebow Courtois because he took a knee on that goal

THE UNITED STATES HAS PRODUCED A FREE KICK GOD

but,,, but it literally is a jersey. The point of the painting is that it wasn’t a pipe, it was a PICTURE of a pipe-

Pausa de hidratación

Adidas has done a great job on the away shirts this year but the text in the collar is a killer on this one. It is un maillot. It’s wrecking the whole bit.

Pausa de hidratación

It’s so over

hold up Tim Harvard

Matt "Mr." Freese says