hmm

this was a 2008 College Humor Dot Com video

College football loves to invent things that people like and make a ton of money and then discard those things in pursuit of slightly more money

Jonathan the 193-year old tortoise:

what happened to the Iowa State women's basketball team

Also congratulations to Young Jeezy, who works for NASA

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

Congratulations to UCF football on once again inventing space

just tuned into this for a comically bad rendition of the national anthem 🫡🫡🫡

Me when I see NASA news as opposed to news about any other government entity in 2026

He’s gonna nap so hard

10 minutes left in extra time in this World Cup Qualifying match and the ref is cramping and the Congolese team up 1-0 is very eager to make sure he gets the medical attention he deserves

Italy:

the buzzkill when you're watching a thrilling high-stakes soccer match and all of a sudden Alexi Lalas is talking

West Lafayette Indiana is calling you my large young friend

There has been a critical security breach

The couch understander

"'Catholicism is a false religion,' Ivey wrote in one Instagram comment" HIS MOM IS THE HEAD COACH AT NOTRE DAME

The Coliseum was the original Caesars Superdome

Rodger is always good but today is a special occasion:

Duke's last four losses Duke vs. Houston, 2025 Final Four: Blew a 14-point lead Duke vs. Texas Tech: Blew a 17-point lead Duke vs. UNC: Blew a 13-point lead, lost on a last-second 3 Duke vs. UConn, 2026 Elite Eight: Blew a 19-point lead, lost on a last-second 3

today's March Madness newsletter headline is a direct quote from Dan Hurley's mom sports.beehiiv.com/p/duke-uconn...

This entire video is worth watching, but reading this woman's lips is everything.

wanna feel old? UConn basketball hero Braylon Mullins is not at all related to former Ohio State basketball player Byron Mullens. Not his son at all, not even spelled the same

honestly this clip of Dan Hurley's parents yelling HOLY SHIT in unison is the most romantic thing I've ever seen

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn

I’m glad Duke learned absolutely zero lessons from last years massive clutch-time disaster collapse in the closing moments of a huge NCAA Tournament game

Sien(n)a gets revenge on Duke

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

This is going to light such a fire under the massive population of 25-year-olds who could afford a yacht but didn't want one until they saw two-time U.S. Open champion Carlos Alcaraz sailing the seven seas

Michigan women's team had 16-0 and 17-0 runs yesterday and today the men's team had a 21-0 run

rooting for a school playing in the Elite Eight: basic, boring, plebeian rooting for a school serving as host site for the Elite Eight: classy, enlightened, empowering

You just can't leave Bishop Boswell unguarded from this spot on the court. You have to know that he can only attack diagonally

update Hannah Hidalgo has found a way into the air vents

UConn

My initial instinct is they should just go 100% automated but the crowd reaction to a successful challenge might be worth doing it this way

Sorting through some #advanced #analytics and have come to a conclusion: it is good when basketball players are tall

Love the announcer just saying “…. What?!?!?!?”

the biggest surprise of the West regional: CBS using footage of San Jose coming out of commercials, even though the arena is like 5 miles from the 49ers stadium which exclusively gets stock footage of San Francisco

Purdue is struggling because their strategic horde of Extremely Tall Guys has been depleted to the point where they only have a single 7-foot-4 guy

first NCAA Tournament I ever covered: 14-seed Stephen F. Austin defeats 3-seed West Virginia, 70-56. The Lumberjacks had gone 53-1 in conference over the past three years with a longtime juco coach named Brad Underwood. Got some quotes from him days before he left for a power conference job

The apple falls like 20 feet from the tree

When a deep tourney run is so unexpected the fans don’t even have novelty basketball fan paraphernalia and have to bust out the football stuff

Kevin Harlan is the perfect guy to call this Horn Delay in Houston

Don’t think it’s too soon to crown Ben McCollum as the greatest coach in basketball history

Is the Louisville player named Istanbulloglu just a more specific version of Hedo Turkoglu