Hartenstein continuing to do his signature big man floater against Wemby by pulling up at the free throw line and shooting the ball 30 feet in the air is a very funny bit

2029 Europa League champions Love Island FC

happy two-year anniversary to Me Pumping Out Free Sports Newsletters

I don't know why everybody is always yelling about Taylor Lorenz so I just assume it's the one thing I know her from (she interviewed me for a story she was writing about Colorado football)

a new bombshell has entered the Villa

I used to pray for times like this

it's been a long battle (from last season). youtube.com/shorts/popna...

As a former B- high school French student, I really love this video of Montreal Victoire forward Laura Stacey battling through an interview with French-language TV

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

update on the Knicks' NBA Span-pionship. They've got the: —best 3-game span in NBA Playoff history —2 best 4-game spans —4 best 5-game spans —4 best 6-game spans —3 best 7-game spans —3 best 8-game spans —3 best 9-game spans —2 best 10-game spans —and the best 11-game span

this got me to look up the Radio Hall of Fame and its list of inductees is incredible

all credit to @derekadamthomas.com

the New York Knicks professional basketball team

The New York Knicks

SUBWAY MEATBALL PARM FOOTLONG FOR LIFE

In the first couple rounds they did this in the first and second quarters, interesting choice to save it for the end

I AM 900 FEET TALL, YOU COULD STAB ME AND I WOULDNT FEEL IT

Mikalvarado!

Harden has 5 fouls. Knicks have to be very careful to make sure he doesn’t foul out

Incredible work by the rims on both ends of the court there

Cavs in 4 unfortunately

Took a few minutes for the Knicks to remember their “win every quarter of every game by 10 points” strategy that was so effective in the last few rounds, and it cost them

Jordan Clarkson’s first three since March!!!!!?

“Welcome to New York City” always hits although we have probably moved past the need for Juelz Santana yelling ITS THE HOME OF 9/11

Great opportunity to send me some Google calendar invites (I don’t actually know if this job will involve sending me Google Calendar invites but I’m making an educated guess)

I'm not really a video podcast guy either but there are a shocking number of these people in the world, we're told, who want this kind of visual cue

nothing worse than a billionaire that acts broke

Genuinely messed up that for like 75% of all WNBA topics you search on Google, it prompts you to ask the follow-up question “Who is the transwoman in the WNBA?” (if you click on it the answer given is “Layshia Clarendon,” who is non-binary and retired)

I guess everyone enjoyed watching the NBA Cup runners-up yesterday but the real hoops starts tonight

a little bit of forced perspective either but lmao some of the dudes on the Spurs' bench are 7 feet tall and it still looks like this

Carter Bryant is a 6-foot-6 professional basketball player and looks like he is 11 years old when Wemby hugs him

it's gotta be like a 50-50 shot Wemby is the greatest basketball player of all time. no disrespect to Jordan and LeBron, I don't even know if he wins this series, but he's just got more Basketball Player Attributes than any human ever

very funny to put a Knicks-Cavs billboard up during The Game Of The Year. you're having the best meal of your life and the waiter walks over to your table and slips you a flyer for the Subway meatball parm footlong

LE CYBORG DU BASKET

LE CYBORG DU BASKET

Great sports night

Wemby, like all great athletes, yearns to be Mike Alstott

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🗣️GAME 7 HOCKEY OVERTIME

I remember watching Chet Holmgren HS tape and thinking "how can a player that tall + that long can move that fluidly, I can't wait to watch this guy for years to come" and then Wemby came along and he's taller and longer and moves more fluidly

What sport are these two playing, I’d say they’re kicking around a soccer ball but nobody has ever kicked a ball that way before

not thinking about whether I would prefer the Knicks to play the Spurs or the Thunder in the Finals, partly because there is still work to be done and it would be presumptuous, partly because I am terrified of both teams

listen..........

Peja Goold is from Stockton, California, and she's a senior so she was probably born around 2003-2005-ish anyway I am projecting a HS Class of 2037 softball superstar from Aurora, Colorado named Nikola

last year i swept the rosters of every team that qualified for the NCAA softball super regionals. this year, without reusing any, i've done the same tag yourself. personally, i'm Kalista Birkenstock

Today! In! Sports! ⛳️🏌️‍♂️ a guy ranked 151st in driving and 154th in putting won a golf major, hell yeah 🥦🥎 bats and broccoli from the NCAA softball tournament 💔💔 sorry for getting everybody excited about a potential Scottish soccer upset 🥍🥍 incredible lacrosse buzzer-beater

Subnautica 2 looks sick

still about an hour away from this week's newsletter so I am posting nice things people said about last week's newsletter

I have been rooting for Cavs in 7 all series based on a sheer "home-court advantage + maximum amount of travel/basketball played for opponent" perspective

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