Tom Brady telling US Soccer to simply have the best player in the world

huh, new profile pic, wonder what that's about

are renewables better for the environment than fossil fuels? yes. is it cheaper? also yes. is it less dangerous to extract? yes, significantly. but you've gotta understand if we switched, the people who are currently wealthy would not be as wealthy

I have long said that we need to get Joey Harrington and Eli Manning in the same room so they can visualize a path forward for women’s pro soccer

once a week the president says into a microphone out loud "I simply love dictators, it's so great how they order people around, nobody disobeys them, it's wonderful"

one of the all-time great suckups. first-ballot Brown-Nosing Hall of Fame

How do we get more political things displayed this clearly so Republicans can’t lie to people about what they’re voting for

When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy

What was the logic for the 27 percent of people who didn’t want the city to have a map

The absolutely wild story behind Minnesota's naked bootleg that won them the game against Michigan State in overtime.

I am a huge believer that the best attempts at subterfuge (be it trick plays or other clandestine outcomes) have the fewest people involved. The fewer people involved, the fewer potential breakdowns in the operation.

Wokeyo Drift

MAMDANI CAME OUT TO JA RULE "NEW YORK" AND IMMEDIATELY QUOTED EUGENE DEBS

LOCKED IN

Since we are doing New York Posting tonight let me say I was mildly confused when I went to cities besides NYC and “downtown” meant “the center part of cities” and not “the opposite of uptown”

Eric Adams locked in a neck-and-neck race with Write-In Votes

FROM WAY DOWNTOWN

The Cardinals started putting up points with Kyler out and sent him to a new doctor that was like “oh wow Kyler your foot is actually super duper broken that’s crazy the other doctors didn’t notice this”

GREETINGS, HORSES

none of your jokes about the Jets can harm me

A true hero. So much about my life has changed over the years but my love for the humble frozen burrito has not faded even a little bit

It's not the number of pumps, but the sexiness of the pumps. Rico Dowdle is now, BY RULE, sexier than Aaron Rodgers.

there is a beautiful story in here that includes a man complaining about the defensive coordinator so intensely they died

I have confused my California “SXSU” mascots named after extinct civilizations, I apologize

Also in this column: —A quick guide to hiring people who are Not Hugh Freeze —dying and winning at the cocktail party —why did Syracuse decide to play a freshman lacrosse player at QB

🚨 WEEKLY CFB COLUMN 🚨 On the biggest play of the game, Minnesota lied to ten players on the field and told the QB to run a secret play nobody was expecting and it worked!

Hawai'i Pacific vs. Florida Atlantic when

today is just counting down the hours until the Cuomo concession speech

Starting to question the late game coaching skills of head coach Bruce Pearl’s Son

Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise

The CONQUISTADORS??????

Caleb Williams caught two passes yesterday as the Bears starting QB. No quarterback in the Super Bowl era has ever done that before. I went into the history books to take a look at starting QBs catching passes. www.fantasygenius.io/blog/caleb-w...

you think it's just a particularly majestic lion and then you realize the mane spells UAPB

I can’t give any commentary funnier than this.

All 8 billion people on the planet are represented by one of these two teams

ALSO IN THIS WEEK'S NFL COLUMN —the debut of a new segment called Rodger's X's and O's Corner —more analysis of the Age of the SuperKicker —if my franchise were the #1 all-time leader in gruesome career-altering QB injuries i would probably be more careful with my QB but that's just me

Sunday, Rico Dowdle was penalized for giving 2 pumps. However, in 2020, Aaron Rodgers gave a full 3 pumps WITHOUT drawing a flag. If we get reviews of every sideline catch, the NFL MUST also produce clear, explicit guidelines of which celebrations are sexual enough to draw penalties.

THATS RIGHT

College basketball finally returns today😃 Bluesky's CBB activity is FAR too low, but I'll keep posting here all the same. Here's a big Starter Pack I created about a year ago. Share it! If there are accounts posting about ball near-daily that should be added, let me know and I'll share tonight.

Friends, I have incredible news. The NCAA Division I men's basketball season is underway and the first game is streaming on YouTube:

there's a commercial where a guy streams an NFL game on his tablet at the airport and everybody at his gate is like WOW, HOW are you DOING THIS, this is INCREDIBLE, you are SAVING OUR LIVES but like there are so many TVs at the airport. they can just watch on the TV

the Jags need a field goal to win so they need to get to roughly their own 40 yard line to give Cam Little a chance

at this point haven't the Bills figured out they need to lose to the Chiefs in the regular season, what are they doing

why doesn't he want to see a 75-yard FG. that sounds sick

the age of superkickers is upon us

a career-high in passing yardage in his 199th NFL start!