Heel Keith Carberry can make any sound but when you ask him to do one he always does bike horn.

I think my computer should let me put like a virtual post-it note on my screen. Like a little thing I can write and no matter what it stays on top. Windows drag beneath it. We must have this technology.

This is an incredible thread

Thank you to everyone who came and watched! Everyone who donated! Everyone who shared a link or told a friend. Thank you to my wonderful wife who took care of our baby and dog and home while I did this for an awful lot of two whole days. And the partners and support systems of the whole crew!

So far we have raised $111,152.69 for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund, and we are going into our finale game: KING OF THE CASTLE! It has GREAT Twitch integration and we play it in a really fun way. COME HANG AND DONATE twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

Video games are great. Twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

Shout out to Greg!

$61,588.25 after day one, lfg 😤

Thanks to y'all, we've just crested $60K raised for the WFM's Rapid Immigrant Response Fund! AND we've got one more segment for the night. Jack, Dre, Keith, Sylvi, Janine, and Austin are headed back in to play a little Repo. Watch: twitch.tv/friendsatthetable Donate: tiltify.com/@friendsatth...

Our stream continues! We're about to start our first UNLOCKED BY YOUR DONATIONS SEGMENT, send Dre to Flegg hell!! What's Flegg hell? Buddy, they won't even tell me. Come find out what the hell we're talking about!!! twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

We are still going at twitch.tv/friendsatthetable. It’s about to be Flegg hell. If you are going to donate at tiltify.com/@friendsatth... consider putting it as a match. The response to the match efforts has been tremendous. It’s a great way to make a donation go further.

Ok talking about an animal for 15 minutes is not as easy as it sounds.

fundraiser merch is UP 👇 friendsatthetable.shop

We have a Quadruple Match right now. If you want to donate your money will go further right now!

It’s really stunning how ill suited for this moment. Also 2016. Oh and 2008. Wow she’s been unsuited for a lot of moments now.

Hey what the fuck?

Our fundraiser is live! Please share this link, come hang out with us in twitch chat and help us support WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! tiltify.com/@friendsatth...

Our limited edition ICEBREAKER collection is live now on our shop, with all proceeds on ANY item sold during February and March going to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. We have tees, hoodies, sweaters and stickers. The incredible art is by @badbucket.bsky.social! friendsatthetable.shop

Going live in 30 minutes!!

Valentine’s Day with a 19 month old can be splitting a double chicken teriyaki plate with your wife at the food court of the local mall while your daughter eats pesto pasta and some french fries dipped in hummus. And it’s not a bad life at all.

You might remember Mottola from Michael Jackson calling him a racist 25 years ago so it’s not like Jimmy Fallon just found out he’s a prick.

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

And of course if you don’t hit the donation incentives for those streams we will do something much less interesting. Like reading aloud from old newspapers.

My daughter has another guest appearance on this one. She’s very cute.

On one hand I wish if all gaming is going to be is incessant retreads of old junk they would make more of the stuff I liked on the other hand Marathon is getting a game released this year and at one point in my life I was pretty sure I was the only person who had ever even heard of those games.

So… no new Wipeout?

How do I convince a bank to lend FatT the money to hire these people to make a Divine Cycle game for us? Alternatively does anyone know anyone with a bunch of money and no investment sense?

His turn as a weird parody version of himself in Don’t Trust the B is maybe my favorite sitcom performance this century. RIP to an icon.

This weekend(ish!), on Sunday 15th and Monday 16th, we’re going to be hosting ICEBREAKER, a two day fundraising marathon on Twitch to raise money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota’s Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! Read more here! www.patreon.com/posts/150448...

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

small crab eating a grape (important)

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Him also getting mad about the kickoff rule at the end is legitimately funny though

So, how was the Kid Rock one?

We let my daughter watch the halftime show. She pointed at the screen and said “dancing” then when the fireworks were coming off she said “colors” and when it was over she said “again” and no more screen time until she’s two so she’ll be waiting a bit on that.

Does anyone have the Dark Knight Returns “this is the weapon of the enemy we do not use it” panel but the gun is Gen AI?

If the AI ads at the Super Bowl have got you down remember the year with all the crypto ads.

Never Forget

Sauron to Isildur like

excuse me, she actually ran a great speaking tour and it's your fault she didn't sell all the seats

I feel like Los Angeles is a place where people expect ICE to happen because the kidnappings have been happening to my home city for decades, so there’s less media attention to it now. and I want folks to see that in LA, Latine students are organizing major protests & the police are attacking them

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

The Olympics, hosted by famous respecters of authority, the Italians.

They should invent a tranquilizer dart for sick toddlers. Like a safe one, I’m not a monster.

A profound artistic expression in its own right. Hang it in the … oh wait.