it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

the very first question every journalist should be asking after grok generates CSAM is "how did it know how to do that?" and the nature of the tech is such that there can only be one answer: it was trained on CSAM. why is that not a COLOSSAL story in the age of broad daylight Epstein coverups?

I think calling Windows 11 slop might actually be doing it a kindness.

My child is under doctor’s orders to eat pancakes (to help with an allergy) so of course she does not want to eat pancakes.

When did Korean instant noodles get better than Japanese instant noodles? Is there a process difference? Is it just a matter of what gets exported? Market preferences that happen to align with mine? Secret brands I don’t know about? I would figure living in LA I have a fair selection to compare.

A masterclass in acting as Senator Clay Davis... Rest easy, Isiah Whitlock Jr. 🙏🏾🕊💙

Trader Joe’s is right, I do not expect this cheddar.

Silmarillion posting

My daughter, who has never seen one second of Bluey, knows the character and says “Bluey” when she sees her. How does she know this?

Opening up Bluesky for Dummies and it just says “yes”

This seems like a very reasonable team/player/contract confluence.

"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.

Is this movie a train wreck? Yes. Do I think I have my best joke of the year on this episode? Also yes.

Don’t get hurt don’t get hurt don’t get hurt don’t get hurt

Well I’m certainly ready to take back all the times I called the NBA Cup silly and pointless.

My kid is starting to recognize holiday iconography but she calls Santa “Claus” like they were on the same high school sports team or something.

What if fuck you.

The really insulting thing here is comparing someone who worked for decades making fantastic art that enthralled generations of people the world over to an internet garbage person. Reiner deserves better not because of some concept of decorum but because he was a better human being by any metric.

Me: I should really try to play more current games so I can be more consistently involved in Side Story. I would feel more connected to the group. Also me: Maybe I should give Red Dead Redemption 2 a try.

All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.

I’m not saying Mark Cuban doesn’t genuinely believe his dumb AI takes but I will say he’s taken money to do sponsored content for Google AI so this might just be good old fashioned shilling for cash.

what if we lock these guys inside of a museum until they develop some respect for art or the statues come alive at night and eat them. either way, just get this shit out of my face.

We have a Winnie the Pooh book and in it Piglets favorite food is acorns (haycorns). I think this raises an important question: is Piglet an Iberico Ham?

The Game Awards? More like the Fame Awards because I would need to live forever before I would watch one of those. You know like the line in the titular song from the movie Fame?

I am not feeling good about the baseball.

Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?

I can’t imagine what the rest of this offseason would have to look like to make me think the Mets shouldn’t have beaten this offer.

The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds

I can’t believe Notre Dame won’t play BYU in the Ritual Eucharist Bowl. Seems like a match made in heaven. Pun not intended

You guys can just post "Fuck Gavin Newsom." You don't need to keep sharing him saying stupid shit in embarrassingly tight suits with his shellacked head. Anyway, fuck gavin newsom and anyone who supports his hateful clown ass.

This was a fun recording. I hope it’s a fun listen.

So does FIFA want Americans to call it football? So much that they’re bribing the president? To what end?

Ok so it seems that Microsoft does not own this stuff. Go play it. The gameplay must really show its age but the storytelling is great. Also I don’t remember anything about the third game except that I didn’t like it so there is no endorsement there.

Someone in the comments truly nailed this one.

I hope Jimmy shows him his Bored Ape.

Finally I can believe I’m having a positive influence in the world.

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

My kid is officially in concussion protocols so if you wanted her to suit up for your football team this weekend it’s a no.

If you’re not a good catholic the pope will find you and beat you with a bat and you are not safe on an airplane.

New Side Story is live! Despite some technical issues, Austin, Keith, and Janine manage to talk about 90s-themed database mystery The Roottrees Are Dead, and then Jack and Keith follow up with a deep dive into the Clock Tower series! sidestory.show/17-a-buffer-...

I’m 41 years old. I started taking guitar lessons two months ago. It was a great choice. It’s never too late.

My daughter is learning words very quickly these days but is not super interested in circling back for words we’ve already worked on. Anyway she can say “Martian” now but still hasn’t said “grandma”

Look you don’t have to hand it to the Catholic Church or anyone who works there but this is nice.

Some kid at the Children’s Museum is dragging the Spelling Toaster.

My principled stance against posting pictures of my child on social media is very challenging because she is cute as hell.

If I could throw up a Hail Mary here, does anyone know a place in Manhattan that I could purchase a not crazy expensive baby monitor today?

Both parties came down incredibly hard on Palestine protestors, with mass arrests, attempted deportations, and extrajudicial detentions. If you’re mad they aren’t more involved now, blame Joe Biden