Kyle McCowin
@cortjstr.bsky.social
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he/him Team Geek, JoCoNaut, Knucklehead since old times Mastodon: @
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It's not as bad as when American newscasters started incorrectly saying "an historic" but it's up there.
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Crucial Track for February 22, 2026: "Stay Don't Go" by Spoon Today's prompt: What’s your favorite deep cut from an album? #CrucialTracks
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about 7 hours ago
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My parents have been visiting since Thursday which by my count is 36 days. They don't want to sit home and watch tv but also can't think of anything they want to do so filling the days is always a challenge.
about 23 hours ago
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Crucial Track for February 21, 2026: "The Rest of My Life" by Sloan Today's prompt: What song makes you feel like you're in a different country? #CrucialTracks
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1 day ago
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Crucial Track for February 20, 2026: "Nimrod’s Son" by Pixies Today's prompt: Share a song you feel was ahead of its time. #CrucialTracks
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2 days ago
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Nothing makes me need to pee more than the water being off for emergency repairs.
3 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 19, 2026: "Ha Ha Ha" by The Julie Ruin Today's prompt: What’s the last song you discovered and loved instantly? #CrucialTracks
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3 days ago
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You lucky bastards in New York
www.yokokanno.nyc
Out of curiosity I checked the prices, April 10 (the Seatbelts show) ranges from $73–421
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YOKO KANNO | SEATBELTS | April 10 & 11, 2026 | NYC
https://www.yokokanno.nyc/
4 days ago
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Reactor Magazine
4 days ago
A mad scientist’s apprentice, a witch’s cat, and a vampire’s wife walk into a haunted mansion… We are thrilled to reveal the cover for
@marshalljmoore.bsky.social
's The Henchperson's Guide to Unionizing, a hilarious gothic horror arriving September 22, 2026!
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Revealing The Henchperson's Guide to Unionizing by Marshall J. Moore - Reactor
A tale of friendship, solidarity, and stolen body parts...
https://reactormag.com/cover-reveal-the-henchpersons-guide-to-unionizing-by-marshall-j-moore/
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Crucial Track for February 18, 2026: "New Tricks" by Mary Prankster Today's prompt: What’s a lyric that resonates deeply with you and why? #CrucialTracks
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4 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 17, 2026: "Animal" by Miike Snow Today's prompt: If your life were a movie, what would its theme song be? #CrucialTracks
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5 days ago
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So he's retiring with a golden parachute instead of being fired and prosecuted?
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6 days ago
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I haven't thought about Pepperidge Farm's Croissant Crust Pizza in probably 35 years but I just remembered them and now want to eat like 4.
6 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 16, 2026: "Rip It Up" by Wanda Jackson Today's prompt: A song from a genre you didn’t think you’d like—what changed? #CrucialTracks
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6 days ago
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Kyle McCowin
Rose Room Collective
6 days ago
We did a thing! And as always part of the proceeds will go to support our community here in DC with a portion of the funds being directed to the
@washingtoninformer.com
in a time when local journalism is being attacked.
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I finally got a carbon steel wok and my first attempted at using it could've gone better. I had the handle assembled wrong so it was spinning, I had some sticking, and when I cleaned it it seemed like I took a lot of the seasoning off even with just water.
7 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 15, 2026: "Dis-moi" by La Sécurité Today's prompt: How do you discover new music, and what’s the latest gem you’ve found? #CrucialTracks
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7 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 14, 2026: "In the Meantime" by Spacehog Today's prompt: What is a song that feels like home to you? #CrucialTracks
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8 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 13, 2026: "Jump Around" by House of Pain Today's prompt: What’s the first song you’d play at a party? #CrucialTracks Actual answer: whatever comes up 1st on shuffle
https://app.crucialtracks.org/profile/cortjstr/20260213
9 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 12, 2026: "Cherries In the Snow" by Elk City Today's prompt: What song do you associate with the current season? #CrucialTracks
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10 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 11, 2026: "Romance" by WILD FLAG Today's prompt: What’s your favorite love song, and why? #CrucialTracks
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11 days ago
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on WTOP this morning they that in hockey yesterday the US "edged Canada 5-0" I'm not a sports guy in general but I always thought that "edged" meant you barely defeated or squeaked by. But this was the worst defeat Canada ever suffered Have I been misunderstanding the term or did he use it wrong?
11 days ago
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Super Art Fight
12 days ago
Our resident Dungeon Master and one half of our Tag Team Champions brought us this gem on our group chat 💬 Enjoy! 📲:
youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?...
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Blur - Song 2, but every "woohoo" is done by Mario
YouTube video by ThePandemicLight
https://youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?si=U7jV3fPYEDRt9kOm
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RyougaSaotome
13 days ago
Why did no one tell me there is a new Yuen Woo-ping film coming starring Jet Li, Wu Jing, Nicholas Tse, Yu Shi, and Max Zhang? what the FUCK? how did I miss that this is a thing that exists
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD4v...
this looks incredible
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BLADES OF THE GUARDIANS Official Trailer (2026) Jet Li
YouTube video by Movie Trailers Source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD4vT41lRYc
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I voted today. The second best part of voting is when the person standing just outside the line where electioneering is banned tries to hand me a red sample ballot and I say "I love freedom too much to vote republican" and they sputter with rage. The best part is the sticker.
12 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 10, 2026: "Mope" by Bloodhound Gang Today's prompt: What’s a guilty pleasure song? #CrucialTracks Ooh, rock me, Amadeus
https://app.crucialtracks.org/profile/cortjstr/20260210
12 days ago
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Post a banger not in English
youtu.be/XzzS8HUuWNU
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13 days ago
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I will never internalize the idea that most people use Discord on their phones. That seems like such a nightmare interface for regular use.
13 days ago
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My backup software is called Backupper but I always remember it as "Backerupper" It's been years and I still can't retain the actual name.
13 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 9, 2026: "Don't Break the Needle" by J. Roddy Walston & The Business Today's prompt: What’s a song you’ve had on repeat recently? #CrucialTracks I don't repeat tracks so this is as close as I can get.
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13 days ago
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Just went to Trader Joe's because it is the single best evening to shop there. There were like 6 customers in the whole store.
14 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 8, 2026: "Lex" by Ratatat Today's prompt: What’s a song that helps you focus or concentrate? #CrucialTracks
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14 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 7, 2026: "Under Pressure" by Queen & David Bowie Today's prompt: What’s your favorite collaboration between artists? #CrucialTracks Sometimes the obvious choice is the right choice.
https://app.crucialtracks.org/profile/cortjstr/20260207
15 days ago
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obnoxiously pitt girl
16 days ago
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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Crucial Track for February 6, 2026: "Val Kilmer" by Bowling for Soup Today's prompt: Which song would you use to introduce yourself to someone new? #CrucialTracks Comedy > not comedy
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16 days ago
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Cabel Sasser
17 days ago
there are logos. and then there are logos
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Crucial Track for February 5, 2026: "Mornings Come and Go (feat. Marian Call)" by MC Frontalot Today's prompt: Share a song that tells a great story. #CrucialTracks
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17 days ago
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Unsubscribed to the Post Local newsletter this morning because it no longer includes the
@capitalweather.bsky.social
forecast which was my whole reason for subscribing in the first place (back when it was strictly a CWG email).
17 days ago
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You can tell Kermit is a good host because he knows that a portion of the viewers (e.g. me) have no idea who Sabrina Carpenter is so he explains why she's famous right up top.
18 days ago
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I wonder what the odds are in Vegas for which goes down in flames first, the Kennedy Center or the Washington Post
18 days ago
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First thought: The Weakerthans - Our Retired Explorer (Dines With Michel Foucault in Paris, 1961)
youtu.be/myCbQOPPNcA?...
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18 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 4, 2026: "Hong Kong Phooey" by Sublime Today's prompt: What song always makes you feel better? #CrucialTracks Number one super guy!
https://app.crucialtracks.org/profile/cortjstr/20260204
18 days ago
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Picked up my copy of Wrestle Heist #2 late because of the snow. This is a fun book and the fake ads in the back really round it out.
19 days ago
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Today's Rude Tales of Magic episode has me asking a lot of questions about moons in the greater Bucket of Milk cosmology.
19 days ago
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Crucial Track for February 3, 2026: "Killing In the Name" by Rage Against the Machine Today's prompt: Share a song that represents your current mood. #CrucialTracks Do not comply in advance.
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19 days ago
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Kyle McCowin
c0nc0rdance
21 days ago
This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it. The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT. Let's talk about it.
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Crucial Track for February 2, 2026: "Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees Today's prompt: Share a song that makes you want to dance every time. #CrucialTracks There's only one thing to do at a moment like this... STRUT.
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20 days ago
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Mike
21 days ago
You know Shredder hates to see this
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Crucial Track for February 1, 2026: "You Make Me" by "Weird Al" Yankovic Today's prompt: What was the first album you ever bought? Pick your favorite song off that album. #CrucialTracks
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21 days ago
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Crucial Track for January 31, 2026: "Aside" by The Weakerthans Today's prompt: Share a song that got you through a difficult time. #CrucialTracks
https://app.crucialtracks.org/profile/cortjstr/20260131
22 days ago
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