We are in for one hell of a fire season. God help us.

It's noon. I have, so far today, loaded and run the dishwasher, and done a load of laundry but more than that, I emptied the done dishwasher and just put away the laundry. Fear me.

You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say MOBY DICK GOOD BOOK unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”

Parade magazine, apparently based solely on Goodreads votes, gave READY PLAYER ONE the title of "Best Science Fiction Story of the 21st Century." (Also said GONE WITH THE WIND was "Best Book Ever"). I remember when words and phrases like "best" "science fiction" "story" meant something.

$902 away from the 50% mark!

Absolutely cursed toys we found at the dollar store

So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…

Try extending that graph to the left. There's a reason it was truncated there. This is a perfectly normal usage profile. Whenever a user joins a given site, there's a standard falloff curve where a fraction leaves. Since Bluesky's users have mainly come in spikes, that's just the normal curve.

Soccer fans in Toronto can swap their Italian jersey for a Canadian one

"Apple Jacks" are just loops, like those of Froot, in shape. They are not jacks at all. I've played jacks, these are not jacks. This is some bullshit.

If you want to feel what the early 2000's were like in a nutshell, encapsulated, contained for all time and posterity, you need look no further than the opening sequence of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. It's like Windows 2000 is hotboxing you directly

Bluesky where the website where everyone is a 38 ur old, and all the 38 yr olds are 12.

You want to see the physical manifestation of Hoping Despite All Reality? They sell candy with resealable bags so you can “not eat it all and have some later”.

I'm parting with a few books and figured I'd offer them here before taking them to ebay. All are for best, fair offer w/ shipping. Ross Andru Amazing Spider-Man Artist's Edition. Open, don't have the box, cover has average wear, but no major damage. 12"x17". I think this one's kinda rare.

Obvs @jcsalterego.bsky.social

One time making balsamic dressing I used the same spoon to measure mustard then honey then tasted the spoon and thought for five seconds that I invented honey mustard

And speaking of reading things, don't forget to pre-order a copy (or maybe 3 to get all the covers?) of my upcoming JUNK PUNCH series with the wonderfully-talented Carlos Javier Olivares... from @madcavestudios.com!

So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…

please help Juno! 💸💕

Reminder: pls don't quote dunk or respond to professional trolls. They literally monetize any interaction - very happily engaging in online fights for attention, which = money. So when you respond to them, you're giving them money. Don't give money to trolls. Just report and block.

Blahblahblah this place is dying, that place is, this other…god then shut up and be dead and stop telling me every six weeks about it. Fuck.

Hello Sunshine is a horror mystery GN about a boy who comes back from bible camp to find out that his secret boyfriend, Alex, is missing after a very public mental breakdown. #comics Available now!! www.thenovl.com/titles/keezy...

You want to see the physical manifestation of Hoping Despite All Reality? They sell candy with resealable bags so you can “not eat it all and have some later”.

Been a while since anyone here since the real early days has crashed out super hard but at least these chuckleheads keep the spirit of it alive.

YOU'VE BEEN WAITING, NOW THEY ARE HERE feed an artist || buy a shirt >> kim-hu-shop.fourthwall.com << 💀 💀 💀

I was trying to explain why I was laughing so hard over this to a loved one who doesn't get it, and I said "It's funny because Batman's not a whiny little bitch." And without looking up, she said, "ALL men are whiny little bitches. Including Batman."

Sometimes you blink and realize that there are now seven movies in the bring it on collection: Bring It On Bring It On Again Bring It On: All or Nothing Bring It On: In It to Win It Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Bring It On: Worldwide Cheersmack Bring It On: Cheer or Die (a slasher film!)

this is huge for 11 year old gwen variety.com/2026/tv/news...

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

hello i have found a cursed sentence and i am compelled to spread it: "Gushers recently dropped a limited-edition designer sneaker - available exclusively in the metaverse."

My palette management has certainly gotten a glow up! Oh, what a difference 20 years makes! On the left is a picture from when I was in school; I count 21 separate colors? On the right was today's session; 8 and I didn't even use one of the whites!

The wife of the TPUSA employee who is currently barred from running for office for 5 years for forging campaign signatures is running their voter registration page. Chef’s kiss, no notes.

Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Lower Decks are both 50% off on Apple!!! (TNG is $50 down from $100 and Lower Decks is $25 down from $50)

Y’all come eat. Before it rises to seek revenge …

Sometimes you blink and realize that there are now seven movies in the bring it on collection: Bring It On Bring It On Again Bring It On: All or Nothing Bring It On: In It to Win It Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Bring It On: Worldwide Cheersmack Bring It On: Cheer or Die (a slasher film!)

Donatello drops down into the sewer and nods at Mikey. "We got them fooled. The Foot Clan will never know we replaced the original turtles." Mikey sighs deeply. "Still sad we had to," and reaches up to lift off the fake turtle head. "You know, Sophia, back in St. Olaf we would've..."

…🤔 When Black families seasoned birds for Thanksgiving dinner during the 1970s, did they refer to them as “chive turkeys?”

I'm rooting for this and more like it. I've wanted EVs to look more like toys or older vehicles with less frills, and definitely no screens

The Shingles vaccine is linked w/ reduced risk of Alzheimer's in 4 large natural experiments Today, the potential of high-dose flu vaccines vs standard dose in a large retrospective age 65+ cohort for less Alzheimer’s. More pronounced in women (like Shingles vaccines) neurology.org/doi/pdf/10.1...

Y’all come eat. Before it rises to seek revenge …

I've just finished writing drawing and lettering a 200 PAGE BOOK for people who love the original LILO & STITCH as much as I do. Please Get it!

Interesting news about Long COVID fatigue treatment.

…🤔 Does having sax appeal give musicians tromboners?

I still need to get $200 together to cover my taxes! Extra will go toward groceries, migraine meds, & pet meds! Twelve slots open! Buy them from me directly or use Kofi if you prefer that! I can draw animals, people, characters, etc! Email me if interested! Logging off now to focus on these!

Hey, you! That’s right, you, the attractive one. Did you know you can read a 10 page preview of our OGN right here on bluesky? Did you know that at the end of the thread there’s a link to preorder it?

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

Very exciting news: Gilbert and xaimeh Hernandez are Special Guests at the LA Times Festival of Books and they’ll be discussing their iconic Love and Rockets series with Jordan Crane on 4/19 at 3:00 pm, signing to follow--don't miss it!

oh wow he didn't even make up a new bullshit position for bondi the way he did for noem, he is PISSED

What is best in life, Conan the Baker? To knead your doughs, see them rising before you, and to roll and fold the lamination of your pastries.

@ohhidannye.bsky.social HAppy birthday dude!