But why, you might ask, would I buy a tiny 5oz glass that is an inverted Hello Kitty head? You silly! So I can fill her brains with whiskey and then drink it. Duh.

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

I am a man of my word. And thankfully @jerrymartian.bsky.social makes things look even cooler (the motion in the grey, dropping the text for longevity etc)

Not sure if I trust this Duoligma owl.

So banks get more interest. People buy houses in their 30s, die before paying off the mortgage, and then banks get to repossess them from broke inheritors

I've never seen an actual Bob Ross painting for sale*, and lo, here are two. * ngl I've never looked greg.org/archive/2025...

Today is the birthday of Filipino artist Anthony de Zuñiga, who worked under the pen name Tony DeZuniga (Nov. 8, 1932-May 11, 2012). He was the cocreator of the DC Comics characters Jonah Hex & Black Orchid.

Eep. What happens when you blow up a shiny balloon to its maximum limit, hold up that balloon in differing colours indefinitely until everyone turns round and says, “Hey, it’s just the same balloon.”

Today, while in York, we saw a fire truck go by. It had a rainbow painted on its side. On it was written, "Fire doesn't discriminate. And neither do we." That's the most morbidly positive message I've ever seen. I laughed SO hard.

less than 3 weeks to preorder this one- come on, you know you want to 💀💫 >> www.kickstarter.com/projects/nov...

Ppl should do regular self check-in’s to see if their sexuality/gender/outward and inner appearance still fit them correctly or if they need to adjust things for who they are. I know everyone doesn’t do this but I honestly thinks that’s to their possible detriment.

I am a man of my word. And thankfully @jerrymartian.bsky.social makes things look even cooler (the motion in the grey, dropping the text for longevity etc)

might come in handy

The signs from Australia (their worst flu season on record), Japan (where they’ve had to close schools) and India indicate that this could be a long, drawn out flu season here with hospitals at capacity If you haven’t had your flu vax get it Covid as well if possible inews.co.uk/news/doctors...

Today is my birthday. If you'd like to do something nice for me, you can: Donate to Feeding America, a nationwide network of food banks give.feedingamerica.org Or just tell a friend about one of my books that you've enjoyed. (Here's a big ol' list of them www.goodreads.com/author/list/...)

Ever picture Composite Superman naked and realize his junk is split down the middle, half Superman's, half Batman's and green? Ever just stop and picture that?

Pondering the AI apocalypse

This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇

I'm not saying it is, but Narnia sure feels homophobic to me, what with them forcing the whole place to be kept in the closet.

"[P]rocedurally, had she denied the request, the Justice Department could have gone to another justice. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, by issuing the order herself, she was able to set the limits." 👇

Jesus christ.

President Donald Trump was formally blocked from sending the National Guard to Portland by U.S. District Court Judge Karin Immergut, who delivered her final order in the case Friday.

"Aragorn, what's that noise?" "A stampede, but the beasts must be huge!" "They're all speaking, too, a soft southern drawl." "You don't think..." "It can't be..." "Oh no! It's a herd of Timothy Oliphaunts!"

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

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I'm not saying it is, but Narnia sure feels homophobic to me, what with them forcing the whole place to be kept in the closet.

@davidharper.bsky.social got my Stilt Zine and it is so good!

I make a pretty reasonable amount in a side hustle by giving subscribers erotic pictures of Middle Earth monsters. Please check out my Only Phaunts

Have you guys seen that Sen in Ohio who nonchalantly in some hearing was like, “oh I snuck around and got the VINs of all your cars” and everyone was like “you did what you absolute freak???” And he really thought it was normal and fine? This is so weird! x: www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Personally, and yer free to like or dislike whatever, unless I'm listening to electronica/etc I never want a drummer playing to a click-track, or snapped to a grid. Give me that push and pull, variable unplanned decay, dynamics changes, off-beat ghost notes: All that human variation.

HUGE NEWS! Because of Democratic pressure, Oregon SNAP recipients are reporting their cards have the FULL November benefits!   Everyone who called out Trump for using hungry children and seniors as a bargaining chip has WON with tremendous results!!

Oh ihhh hi Pants. No you’re totally in focus don’t worry about it just keep trying to eat the phone.

"Aragorn, what's that noise?" "A stampede, but the beasts must be huge!" "They're all speaking, too, a soft southern drawl." "You don't think..." "It can't be..." "Oh no! It's a herd of Timothy Oliphaunts!"

become like cat do not fear taking up space space already occupied? cat don't care

I don’t generally really believe in the idea of aliens coming to earth and living among us to study us with cruel and weird tests while they act almost human, but never quite getting to actual human. But then I have to consider: Mr Beast. So I don’t know. Maybe.

I offer a “fly in” portrait service to the local rock pigeon population on my balcony. I do it pro bono to maximize their enjoyment and exposure. Hopefully it helps them with their careers in film and theatre. These glamour shots got this one a lot of attention.

Imagine looking at a bird this gorgeous and calling it a “rat with wings” Couldn’t be me, I instead bring my camera to shopping centers for close-ups Thread of Rock Pigeon portraits:

I can't drop in tonight, but you should!

Twin Cities, Do you want this working popcorn machine and cart? Passing on at no charge. It’s a fun addition to gatherings. Was always a hit at funeral home community events. Would love it to a new home within the month!

AOC: We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind. It's not about Progressive. It's not moderate, it's not liberal. This is about do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And the assignment is you come together…

Oh ihhh hi Pants. No you’re totally in focus don’t worry about it just keep trying to eat the phone.

one day soon, all of the Republicans who manage not to flame out from this will be pretending the problem was always just trump, that they only went wrong because the voters let a fox into the henhouse, or some other narrative bullshit equivalent. They'll pretend they were always against him, and

I don’t generally really believe in the idea of aliens coming to earth and living among us to study us with cruel and weird tests while they act almost human, but never quite getting to actual human. But then I have to consider: Mr Beast. So I don’t know. Maybe.

My favorite comment on the FT story

Gilbert #art

My career as a sailor came to an untimely end when our ship decayed into a bunch of smaller ships. I told the captain we shouldn’t have taken on that Higgs Bosun

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)