I'm in Southern CA and felt nothing. #Earthquake

Somehow Tilly Norwood returned.

That was a real one!

Look what youve all done with all your pile ons. Computer’s crying

Our annual viewing of the Brutalist Easter Bunny in Jyväskylä, Finland. www3.jkl.fi/taidemuseo/v...

My best friend spent 3 months watching this back in 2022. There’s an article out there that says that they are the only film critic to ever make the claim that they sat down to watch the entire thing and it’s “impossible to know” if they actually did.” I was there, they totally did, and wrote this:

Posting my biggest and most stolen tweet of all time just to pin it! x.com/mountainherd...

This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

1/ There's a disrespect for knowledge and its persuit. Basic research is a favorite punching bag for right wing pundits. Every chance I get, I explain to my students the importance of basic research. When Sir Walter Rayleigh answered why the sky is blue, the answer had no practical applications

Maple syrup going to the moon! Heck yeah Indigenous foods IN SPAAAAAAACE!

Of all the various elements of fandom and nerd culture, the most pure is that of the NASA space nerd.

It's a 2 parter:

I gotta go with Tony Hawk's reply

We should all be going way more batshit about GOING BACK TO THE MOON but alas, the regime doesn't love science, let alone understand it, and so the PR for this has been abysmal Your kids should've all been going loonie today, wearing moon shirts and doing school projects related to the mission.

I have to admit, when I heard that a 193-year old tortoise had been killed in a skiing accident in Zermatt, Switzerland, I was skeptical. Glad it turned out to actually be a hoax.

Congress can throw him out of office anytime they want

HE IS FINE. He's alive. He's not dead. Someone posted on X claiming to be the vet...and media ran with it. So he's fine. And would like some hibiscus now thank you. www.bbc.com/news/article...

This doesn't work. We know what does work, housing without merit testing, housing with social support and money. That actually works. So why is there a push for things which DO NOT WORK, which do harm, versus what actually works. Puritanism gone bonkers, God wants suffering, etc.

Am I too late for the scourging?

was the speech supposed to reassure the stock market

oh no... don't verify me tomorrow, even as a joke...

The Museum of Anthropology is an absolute must-visit if you are ever in Vancouver. I have never seen so much indigenous art in one place, and especially not presented in a way that tries to center indigenous voices & history like this museum does. Also: the architecture is stunning.

Don't let it go to Philly.

He’s trying to say 40% of US births are Chinese birth tourists. (we average 10,466 babies born each day in the US, about 3.8 million a year.) My god, that is so ridiculous he should have been booted out of chambers on that bullshit alone. It’s such a ludicrous lie.

It’s horrifying but the US election was truly this simple 👇🏼

bahahahhahaha

The desire some folks have to be the Boss of Suffering has always puzzled me. The classic example is someone complaining about giving money to the homeless because they'll just spend it on booze or drugs. People in need don't become your pets & you don't need to dictate they only deserve bland gruel

If you were wondering how the class field trip went

Thank you all for joining me on this journey into another day of the Trump Administration trying to re-write the Constitution. I think, today at least, the justices will not let the orange man puke on the parchment. I hope you enjoyed it, because if I'm right, this is the only "win" we'll get.

lmao Justice Kavanaugh: So this could be a short opinion where we just say Wong Kim Ark was right, this is affirmed? Cecilia Wang: ...Yes. Audience: [laughter] The Trump administration's argument against birthright citizenship is literally laughable

An amazing Whistle Coven friend is printing these fidgets for @romancingthevote.com, and we're looking for a few folks to help cover the filament. These could help us send up to $2500 to grassroots voter orgs who will be fighting strict ID laws this fall! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

You do not get credit for all the times you drive sober.

come on. we know why. trump wants to intimidate the supreme court. that’s the reason he’s sitting in on the arguments. presidents don’t do this. they’ve not done it before and shouldn’t be doing it now. but... trump is a mobster-fascist hybrid. intimidation is what mobsters do.

If you're like wait what is going on today, I wrote a whole THING about it

All right, KBJ is cleaning up this argument. She's saying that "domicile" was there because of racism and the court was trying to get the public to accept the idea that a Chinese baby was a citizen. Thanks. And thank the gods for KBJ.

He will be providing crew medical services whilst in space so I guess that is 😎 universal healthcare

Moon moon moon moon Almost back to the moon ALMOST (not quite yet) artemistracker.com

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Yessssssss 🙌🙌🙌🙌 Jewish belief in right to abortion for the WINNNNN

you don’t have to know much world history to look at this map and immediately see why the entire western hemisphere has birthright citizenship

This whole thread

We are ruled by morons and it makes me want to light my law degree on fire