hearkens winner’s circle

the 50s-70s were not a culinary golden age anyone genuinely wants to return to, heaven help you if you were british on top of that

it’s actually pretty funny that “ugh fruitcake” was the original “ugh boomers”

hmm. nice performative nihilism you have there. unfortunately, i’ve already depicted myself as a star-spangled solar himbo and you as a cuck-horned skull pillock with my rapier parked in your thorax. how embarrassing for you!

it is wednesneigh my dudes

color out of space heater

hmm. nice performative nihilism you have there. unfortunately, i’ve already depicted myself as a star-spangled solar himbo and you as a cuck-horned skull pillock with my rapier parked in your thorax. how embarrassing for you!

laura loomer wheeling up on a little tricycle as its tires crack and deflate, wondering who slashed them

abra abracadabra I got my nose back from grandpa

adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going

You can’t steal a joke from the Simpsons the same way you can’t own the sea or cage the forest

OK maybe I'm a little prouder of this pun.

[familiar with survivorship bias in warplane armouring] check out his hands and feet

if blasting my cache to fix problems has a million haters im one of them. if it has a 1000 haters im still one of them. if it has 1 hater it's me. if blasting my cache to fix problems has 0 haters it means i have left this world and i now so desperately need you to blast my cache, to fix my problems

this happened to my buddy nightbitch

it’s actually pretty funny that “ugh fruitcake” was the original “ugh boomers”

this happened to my buddy nightbitch

if blasting my cache to fix problems has a million haters im one of them. if it has a 1000 haters im still one of them. if it has 1 hater it's me. if blasting my cache to fix problems has 0 haters it means i have left this world and i now so desperately need you to blast my cache, to fix my problems

i have had intrusive thoughts about monkey salad for dinner daily since this dropped

KOKO THE GORILLA: Beautiful Kamala. Practical politician lady RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee. KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

christ was a who and SHE (!!) performed the loaves and fishes miracle except with grinchmeat. which is why the whos follow the grinch, singing it. they are tormenting him with reminders of ancestral predation

[familiar with survivorship bias in warplane armouring] check out his hands and feet

[wise, serene, familiar with betteridge's law] no

stuff white people like: [bj righteous gemstones voice] the elixirs…!

MY WORK HOMIE STOIC CHARLES: yeah, for sure this is a solid track. always kind of rough to hear now though, since my dad died of Murder back in 2014 ME, EMPATH: yeah. hey. hey. fuck Murder, dude. if you know you know

~mjq jazz bar who