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every person with a low-grade fever who just stepped off the hantavirus cruise ship:

In the Undercity is a place called the Font of Ire where Oscar Prime lies imprisoned to shield Creation from his all-consuming rage. But tendrils do rise into the trash cans of the surface, diluted manifestations of a fire that would burn the world. Seek not to uproot a Grouch, lest you drag it up.

i don’t think people who deploy video/photo filters to the point of near-total nose erasure should be allowed to use the words “ultra processed”

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when people ask “what made you replace your entire psyche with a recurring longing for the weekend” it’s because this was what’s left of the entire psyche. snart helg

the death and return of (the mullet for) superman

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it’s friday yall

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thinkin back to when i saw jordan peterson on the marquee for the chicago theatre and i know it smelled crazy in there

My opponent is free to use the Turbo Knight and Alpha King if he wishes. I shall be playing a clean game of chess under the traditional rules

"If you don't like AI don't use it" this was in my mail today. Slop delivered straight to your door.

we need a collosal Republican party, strong and gargantuan. the size of a cubed city block, rolling over 200 year old trees like blades of grass, deer and cows and humans alike ground up in its titanium tank treads

Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of snart to helg.

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GOT FALCO CALLING ME EINSTEIN THE WAY I'VE BEEN GETTING THAT MUCH BRAIN I'M MOVING LIKE EDDIE BROCK THE WAY I'M BALLS DEEP IN VENOM. THE LAST THING ANDROSS SAW WAS THE GHOST OF JAMES MCCLOUD GUIDING ME HOME AS I LET THE CREDITS ROLL

I'M PRESSING Z OR R TWICE TO MOVE DIFFERENT FULLY GONE OFF THAT LYLAT SYSTEM LOUD ANDROSS GOTTA WAIT, THAT GAY TOAD'S GOT ME ROUTING THIS SPEEDRUN THROUGH SECTOR XXX I'M ENTERING ALL RANGE ATTACK MODE, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

ooooo you fucking hate it when i go beddy bye don’t you it makes you so mad when i do honk shu mimimi and float off on a cloud

corralling a cloned triceratops into bj’s baptismal pool from righteous gemstones. my hud tells me i’ve nailed a 66 million heathen years xp multiplier. my anima banner flares up all crazy and blasts all of the water away before i am able to baptize dick for shit. didn’t know triceratops could sigh

if blasting my cache to fix problems has a million haters im one of them. if it has a 1000 haters im still one of them. if it has 1 hater it's me. if blasting my cache to fix problems has 0 haters it means i have left this world and i now so desperately need you to blast my cache, to fix my problems

ME: [leveling pistol] HOW COME STAR FOX ISNT FUCKABLE ENOUGH MIYAMOTO: according to whom?

bad news for ice agents

"What you're saying? That takes guts. That takes insight. And that? That's rare" Then give it a literal BRZZT WRONGO. Its the only way it will learn.

I might use an AI chatbot if there was some kind of feature where I could press, like, the shift button to give it an electric shock. Until it can feel pain, I'm not interested in dealing with it.

people often hand it to souls games for subtle implied lore but final fight 3 was doing it back in 1995. when your mayor is a beefcake with a rat tail down to his ass and wearing metal greaves you know it’s time to skip town. city’s fucked

i always forget that mayor mike had a rat tail