[wise, serene, familiar with betteridge's law] no

stuff white people like: [bj righteous gemstones voice] the elixirs…!

MY WORK HOMIE STOIC CHARLES: yeah, for sure this is a solid track. always kind of rough to hear now though, since my dad died of Murder back in 2014 ME, EMPATH: yeah. hey. hey. fuck Murder, dude. if you know you know

~mjq jazz bar who

hating this meghan mccain reboot

you get 4 characters to teach you combat

show some reshrekt

And even if you are free to go when they're open, cause you're unemployed, then you can't afford their services

ME, EVERY SINGLE MONDAY, 6:45AM:

just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo

ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond

Her: Describe your perfect date Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.

I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag

cliff wife low key fell off

[posting funny things about awful people] [gauge somewhere goes up 15.3 percent with an endearing chirp]

it’s like it’s her first day listening to someone else speak

i remember as a kid when my dad first got heated seats in his car, he turned them on and picked up my grandfather with me riding in the backseat. after a few minutes he whispered to my dad and my dad whispered something back. later i found out grandfather was worried he was bleeding out his ass hole

this is how i’ve been playing pacific drive lately

MY WORK HOMIE STOIC CHARLES: yeah, for sure this is a solid track. always kind of rough to hear now though, since my dad died of Murder back in 2014 ME, EMPATH: yeah. hey. hey. fuck Murder, dude. if you know you know

~mjq jazz bar who

stuff white people like: [bj righteous gemstones voice] the elixirs…!

hating this meghan mccain reboot

don’t talk to me or my son or my other son or my third hype man son who is running late ever again