my friend when i was like 7 or something said there were two kinds of weights, some things were measured in pounds but when it said "3lbs" that was measured in "libbies," which were different.

all ray-bans are suspect. i'm sorry, i don't make the rules.

I think there do exist ways to use AI for good, but its the "hypersonic delivery of aid packages to stranded hikers" thing. You can always come up with decent use for anything. Also worth noting is that iirc FightHealthInsurance was initially motivated by corporate AIs declining insurance claims.

well the rockets keep exploding so like the new plan is just to build a really really really big slingshot

O Canada we won’t inflate our dicks

minitaur

lmao I always thought moot was banned for some loli anime shit but nope, it was spoilers.

you can't blame moot on lowtax, even lowtax knew moot was a piece of shit

it wasn't the only reason i retired early, but forced adoption of ai tooling at my previous employer absolutely played a big part in my decision.

hell yes

he's got the spirit, god bless this well-meaning goofus.

I will simply never recover from reading this sentence: "Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."

I think about this post a lot.

coming to a protest near you www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/shot-20...

oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove. people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

first ever documented MtM transition

minnesota is an open carry state and it’s becoming increasingly clear that simply exercising that right in moderate numbers terrifies the fuck out of these cowards. possibly the single best way to get them to go away from what i’ve seen

President whoever of Denmark my people cry out for freedom

Party lines. Your phone bill was cheaper if you shared the line with someone else, so sometimes you'd pick up the phone and there was someone else on it and you'd be like "oops, excuse me" and hang up.

weird anarchists be like

I love to cook but - as part of my commitment to radical honesty for the new year - I have to say that I don't love cleaning up afterwards.

I've never used this but I like the idea, also mad that i didn't get that domain.

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

thinking about my old coworker who kept telling us about how he did X or Y on his projects at berkeley so we should do the same thing because the BERKELEY people did it that way and then a few months later I found out his degree was in anthropology.

Staying up for the ABC Saturday Night Movie ... but its not a movie at all, its just two back-to-back Columbo reruns 😭

everyone always forgets 666 :-(

every conversation with a tech ceo

never anthropomorphize your computers.

like the best time to do this was back when we had power. But now is good too.

these are all great, lmao

my new hobby is joining car & motorcycle forums and laughing at people when they use the word "petcock"

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

butthole surfers were best when gibby shut the fuck up, exhibit B: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNUH...

butthole surfers were best when gibby shut the fuck up, exhibit A www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_1t...

numbers stations but for menus. original idea, do not steal.

this is me except i'm putting all our national resources behind domesticating red pandas as pets

Yep. The glasses have a red light on them for when you're recording. Naturally the first thing these people did was write a piece of code to disable the red light. We know who is buying these glasses. We know why they're buying these glasses.

new kind of train guy just dropped youtu.be/fRe9eUCdWpA

[loudly, to my cat] u r a Ki-tty Is your daddy feline cause you're dope to me

guys i have some really important news about wilford the bear youtu.be/jO2FAE5aLeA

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind

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I saw some post about the Greene resignation talking about how she talked shit about the left for years but talked shit about trump for 2 weeks and had to get a security detail and resigned. The clear intended implication was that "liberals are better than that" but I'm not sure that's my takeaway

the real monster is man^h^h^h carbon monoxide