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Is Your Child Suffering from Brain Rot or Quoting Finnegans Wake? 1. “She’s lowkenuinely sheesh.” 2. “Relaxmaxxing in languidoily.” 3. “Twosday to Whensday, I’m mogging moids.” 4. “That chopped chud.” 5. “FAHH.” 6. “Pay your fannum tax.” 7. “Fifteen pigeon takee offa you, stlongfella.” 8. “Hoppy on akkant of his joyicity.” 9. “The referee amogus uncanny.” 10. “My salty shmlawg.” 11. “So weenybeenyveenyteeny.” 12. “Comeday morm and you’re vine!” 13. “Raise your ya ya ya.” 14. “Need poggers tea?” 15. “In the twitterlitter.” 16. “Shize? I should shee!” 17. “Stoop if you are abcedminded.” 18. “Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.” 19. “Ohio sober is Ohio stiff.” 20. “Did I hear, ‘Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk?’ Am I delulu?” - - - #### Answer Key **Your child is suffering from brain rot:** 1, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10, 13, 14, **Your child is quoting _Finnegans Wake_ :** 7, 8, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18, **Your child is James Joyce suffering from brain rot:** 2, 3, 19, 20 **You are suffering:** 1-20 https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/is-your-child-suffering-from-brain-rot-or-quoting-finnegans-wake