And that Rule 2? Rule 1 must be a fucking doozy

Yo I just found out they filmed the new season of Reacher in Philly hell yeah I can't wait

Checked in on San Antonio and they're up by like 30 points in the 3rd

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

Guns N Roses Appetite for Destruction

Meet me at the dick slide

Hey how'd this work out

pete carroll specifically needs to stay so far away from LLMs

if a leftist says he's anti-zionist because of the war crimes of a sovereign nation the times will suggest he is an anti-semite. if a conservative says that he is "j-pilled" the times will say it's about foreign policy.

My feelings on places like the NYT are well established and mtsw has been on this tip forever, but what cracked me the fuck up was having family living in India and Germany tell me that the NYT reads like a Trump owned paper. And these are people swimming in Modi propaganda and apologia!

Me when I tell him Mjolnir is missing some vowels and he tells me to get bent:

Who Dat got NFL Marketing rights in Italy??

this is why you don't do a WSJ profile glamorizing a "journalist" who admits to heavily relying on AI!!! this shit is toxic!!!

NYTimes has spent years breathlessly repeating claims that objecting to the treatment of Palestinians is antisemitic, but when right-wingers say they're “J-pilled,” NYTimes calls this "slang for skepticism of Israeli influence." Where's the "J" in "Israel"? Might that "J" mean something else?

As someone who has been living with UC for 25 years, this is utter horseshit. Unexplained GI issues? Cmon now. This is an ad for lymphatic draining and quackery. Pilates is great, eating right is important, but being vague about a gut issue is the tell that this is garbage

"Caitlin Clark said earlier that you're her favorite player to watch in the NBA, just curious what your familiarity is with her, if you've kinda kept up with her-" Jokic: "We have the same agent, that's why she said that"

We at the Please Touch Museum and my kids got a Black Cherry Wishniak, it's Philly as hell right now

Deleted the pedophile shirt post because apparently the shirt is fake, but, yikes the Yarvin quote is real. Just checked and ew

Checking in on the Dark Enlightenment

According to columnist Will Bunch, the "No Kings" protests are about a lot of things — President Trump and the war in Iran, ICE, rising healthcare costs, the Epstein files. But as he puts it, it is also about "something spiritual." 🔗 www.inquirer.com/opinion/tr...

your grandparents voting for reagan

Hey JD are you gonna say thank you

My favorite flavor ever is Phish Food and sometimes I was afraid to buy it because I didn't want anyone in the store to assume I like that shitty band. They could've named it Caramel Herpes and I would've had less trepidation about making the purchase

it’s wild how much of the chattering class is invested in the idea that the democrats need a center-right stephen miller www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Bette = Rahm Miriam = salad container

good thing we've enabled robots that spam human communities then harass those communities after they get banned www.404media.co/an-ai-agent-...

"The idea that there are huge swaths of the United States populace who want and need the right wing’s unreality—their alternative reality—is a farce: a gaudy, festering artifice constructed and maintained by a million people who need it to be real for financial, political, and cultural purposes."

Cracker Barrel sounds like a store that sells containers full of white people. I'm not going there. Even with the new logo

Really fascinated by the way the stock market still seems to think Trump tells the truth, about Iran in particular.

Writing a book about me because I said "love your neighbor" which is standard stuff but totally ignoring that boss garden window I made for Mary Magdalene

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business https://theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return-will-be-strictly-limited-to-carpentry-business/

"He's arguing with the robots! You can't defeat the robots!" is an all-time great call

Man no one wants this shit. You don't have to listen to some broke ass consultant trying to sell Republicans Lite. Do it at your own peril, Andy. Disengaged voters might not watch the news, but the base Dems who do disagree with this. I don't know whom you're pitching here

Heather Cox Richardson has a larger audience than almost any dudefluencer. More informed. Better values & policy preferences. And yet there are no profiles, no elevation or lionization, because there's *nothing* US media is less interested in than middle-aged lib women. No diner interviews for them.

I don't think they'll make it, but if you dopes pick Rahm or Newsom, you'll deserve everything you get. Both of those guys have oppo files longer than War & Peace and have more skeletons in their closet than a Spirit Halloween. Strategically it's stupid and the media wants you to pick a loser

If trump gets even one vote on the SCOTUS birthright citizenship case, I’m sorry, that is still a gigantic indictment of where the court is today, and he’s likely to get more than just 1

Terrible answer from Beshear www.politico.com/news/magazin...

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Cracker Barrel sounds like a store that sells containers full of white people. I'm not going there. Even with the new logo

My MIL once said she got Marlon Brando and Frank Sinatra confused and her reasoning was Marlon Brando sounds like a guy who would sing about the moon looking like a pizza and shit maybe she's right maybe they are the same guy

Watching Golden Girls on Hallmark and they just had a house ad for one of their movies and I wasn't looking at the screen, I just heard some lady scream: THATS WHY I'M BACK. TO FIND YOUR MOM and I laughed for like 5 minutes because even out of context it's a good line

This 50 yr old woman spent 5 months in jail accused of a crime in a state she's never even been to, because Clearview AI misidentified her as the suspect. A judge signed off on it, cops went along with it, no process in place to even question the AI. www.cnn.com/2026/03/29/u...

NYT just straight up lying to glaze Trump. At some point you gotta stop worshipping at the altar of this rag and get your shit right. The sooner we sink this ship the better off everyone will be. Here's the real story.

They’re absolutely conditioning us to having ICE around before they start putting ICE at polling places

Changes that Republicans made to SNAP will kick a lot of people off food stamps starting April 1. If you can, please support your local food bank. www.sandiegocounty.gov/content/sdc/...

Our collective hatred of Duke is one few things holding this nation together.

I used to work at the mall and there was this dude that always got his lunch from Saladworks and did this shit and everyone looked at him like a fucking maniac. He worked at Foot Locker. Everyone called him Shakey Salads. Absolutely no one thought that guy should be President