The Lions have released CB Terrion Arnold, who is accused of multiple felonies, including four counts each of kidnapping and assault.

Tell your mom I said hi

9 Rolling Rocks deep

This place is AC as hell. Before it got all Trumpy there were these little pockets of cool shit around Atlantic City out in the neighborhoods. There was a bangin Honduran restaurant too

Walking around the Food 4 Less getting dapped up, acting like I've been down with the tri since day one

The Brits calling this game LOVE to say AZTECA. I do not blame them. They're giving it so much juice these guys are like 'Hard to do at the AZZZZZTECA'

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Tell me that story about Maye Musk posting an AI birthday party for Elon is fake. Please say fucking sike. I cannot take it if that story is true

Unusual Convention is the only kind of convention they have

Like 8 people asked for the Raúl windmill

On Damnatio Memoriae and de-Trumpification. (Gift link) Been waiting for this one to go up. Please read and share.

FUCKING EGG CARTEL

What this tells me is when it happens we can all get rich as hell

The Situation had too many Vodka Red Bulls

You gotta dump this guy if you're Pope Leo. I'm sorry but yeah

People, for the love of God, please stop treating birthright as some kind of sweeping victory. It was 5-4 on the constitutional issue. The dissent laid out a fucking ROADMAP for what Trump should do next. The court always gives Trump multiple bites at the apple WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT?

Shanna Bishop started a clique in 5th grade called the Snob Squad and I just found out she's on her third divorce. Maybe if you hadn't laughed at the sweet boy who asked you on a couples skate to Tiffany's "Could've Been" at Keith's party, things would have turned out different for you

All the horny World Cup cameramen who always find the hot ladies in the crowd are gonna be eating well during tonight's Ecuador v Mexico tilt.

SCOTUS in 2027 with Alito writing: The Purge is totally legal. In fact it would be un-American to not do it, how have we survived without a Purge for this long as a country

Goalie was literally frozen lmaoo fucker didn't even twitch

There needs to be a carve out in the law for people who punch "prank" guys because they always have it coming and no jury would convict Defense Attorney: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, here's the footage Jury after 30 seconds of deliberation: Not guilty, also throw the prank guy in prison

Lady behind the counter at Ninja Camp: IT'S A BIG DAY <INSERT NAME OF FAMOUS AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR GUY I'VE NEVER HEARD OF BECAUSE I'VE NEVER WATCHED THE SHOW> IS GONNA BE COACHING THE KIDS TODAY Me: SOUNDS GREAT

There's always some dickhead getting in a car crash on the 405. No matter the time of day the Google maps will be red because of some dickhead

LeBron to the Spurs is my guess

Remember when she was laughing at that comedian making jokes about the genocide

When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.

The guy who does communion 'at home' and waited 6 years to baptize his kid out here trying to school people on the Nicene creed ok, nerd

I was in patient getting dried out and did therapy for 90 days when I first went into recovery and all I'm saying is check out his face before he left and check it out now and to me it looks like a man who was getting clean. No shame in that. America would relate to it. Anyway

Will Bunch is the opposite of the NYT Opinion Page. Useful, clear, concise, thoughtful.

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Essential Reading they call it. Yelling at the NYT was my favorite pastime I was Abe Simpson and the cloud. Now it's moved on to derision for the people still cashing a check from this cog in the dogshit machine that covers for the atrocities of our government.

I don't know if it's romantic per se but I canceled my wedding three months out because I fell in love with the woman who is now my wife. Hardest thing I ever had to do. My ex came to me years later (happily married with kids) and thanked me for having the guts to do what she couldn't.

It's wild to think that the Supreme Court is what radicalized me the most. Starting with Bush v Gore it's been largely downhill since then. I expect politicians to talk trash and be stupid because they're all jesters but the court decides who lives and who dies and absolutely can't be like that.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

You sure you wanna go with this handle

Was school in jail?

10 PRINT 'BUTTS' 20 GOTO 10

A third of the court voted against birthright citizenship you turd

So, yet another attack on the trans community, rich people are absolutely allowed to buy elections, and a third of the court voted to end birthright citizenship

Jesus, Ezra. That isn't what happened at all. Rufo did not "try to figure out if" it's true." He gleefully amplified the lie, then offered a bounty to anyone who could retroactively "prove" it. It spurred death threats. Thousands will soon be deported because of it. Many of them will die.

Germany running into the Netherlands at the airport

They bought all the props from Man In The High Castle

Incredible defense from the Dutch, Holland, the Netherlands, whatever

Dude this app has been burning with the fire of a thousand white hot suns during the World Cup. Timeline is nothing but people losing their goddamn minds about that Morocco stunner