Man I thought @davidjroth.bsky.social was joking this mf really rang up the goddamn crossbar Holy hell

Beavis & Butker is wide right

LE ROI LION

Best funeral ever

When you're trying to come up with a fake name to tell the mall cop after he caught you stealing from Spencers

Coming out to a fireworks display like Chris Jericho lmao

Wife: They're making us watch Giants Chiefs tonight as punishment for a day of good football

Another unreasonably low mileage GNX on BaT

For my funeral they're gonna launch my body into the Delaware with a trebuchet while End of the Road by Boyz II Men plays

That's Kurt Vile

Nooooooooo

The new skate game isn't that good but that doesn't mean it's all bad

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣

Rams looked great. Defense looked good, struggled getting home in a the second half. Jalen made plays. Stafford made plays. Came down to two blocked kicks. In Philly. That doesn't happen often. Few blown calls both ways but I think they looked fine. On to the next.

Considering the fact that Jesus carrying his own cross was part of the punishment, I find it excellent that a guy in a suit rolling his cross like a hand truck is good enough for the Charlie Kirk Memorial.

HEY FOLKS DID YOU SEE THE BALLROOM

Lmao we have literally everything. This coming from the party who hates popular music, football, beer, sex, and fun. We're not the ones desperate to be liked or the ones trying to get on your shows and in your movies. We have created and built everything that matters.

Extraordinary lmao

Been saying this but you thought I was crazy. He's New Jesus

No better experience than being at a neighborhood bar in Philly during a big Eagles win. Everyone is named Anthony or Michael, everyone is your best friend and if you're in South Philly there's a good chance someone will have some limoncello to share

You gotta see what this is in response to

I live for this shit

Being raised on Merrill Reese and Harry Kalas coming through my radio spoiled me. All us Philly kids were spoiled having two goats like that.

Kinda liking this mini rivalry between the Rams and Eagles that's cooking up because they match up well. Always fun to find someone to compete with outside of your division. Can only hate the Cowboys and Niners so much. Actually I take that back there's not enough hate for both of them.

Guys Marcus might actually cry on TV tomorrow breaking down that Jordan Davis thicc six on Big Man Ballin

How it is. Ball don't lie

Baker and the Bucs are 3-0.

Me: The Bengals are the worst team in football Turns on TV to see the Saints losing by 14 with 7:30 left in the first quarter

I'm jealous I've never been this happy in my life

Who the fuck would try and get in his way I'm serious. Let him run back kicks

Oh my god the Bucs nooo what lmao

7. Lol. But it was a good game all the same. Rams didn't look bad, Eagles looked better.

Wait what I was busy watching the Rams what is happening today.

Insane game in Philly. Pissed about the result but that was entertaining football. Both teams played crazy today.

Rams have bottled up Saquon and forced Jalen to make plays and he's making plays. Not much you can do about that. Great second half from Hurts and AJ Brown.

It's not great that the best way to respond to anything the government suggests is basically do what George did in that Seinfeld ep where he does the opposite of everything his instincts tell him to do

MAGIC CITY REGULAR

Sucks they didn't get it but going for it was the right call. No shame in that down at all.

I mean give me a break. Refs absolutely interfering with the game of football now.

However this Rams Eagles games shakes out, clearly both teams have the horses and it's gonna be fun to see them match up again in the postseason

Seeing Aaron Rodgers throw his hands up in disgust because someone ran the wrong route always good to run the classics

Socrates if he had Twitter

no charlie kirk joke i make will be as funny or insensitive as this

Trad wife shit and Rogan and I think that will probably be a chunk