Calling blacking out teleporting is funny

All these kids are gonna die because Trump is bored and stupid

It is a beautiful spring day in NYC

This is pretty good. Back in the day one of our local papers used to run one April Fools story as real and they posted one about the Concorde landing at the Reading Regional Airport (with a photo) in like 1986 and people actually drove out there to see it and were livid when they got there

Fork also found in kitchen

Getting chokemogged and no longer oxygenmaxxing

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Real writers like writing. People who do it solely as a hustle and take shortcuts aren't writers. Writing is miserable, but fun. And the one thing writing certainly isn't is mindless. But I promise that the people who use AI are. Do you think pro ball players would rather a robot do their job?

can we make tomorrow the Day of Cis Invisibility

Every summer growing up we'd go to Wildwood, but my dad had terrible luck and often picked a week that ended up getting rained out. You had to book during winter to get a good rate, so it was always a crapshoot

wish SCOTUS would examine "a well regulated militia" with the granularity they are debating "domicile"

Always an honor and a pleasure to join Barnwell — remains the coolest thing to be a regular guest on his show. Ran though a ton here diving into all of the NFC.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Sam Alito on the way to his beach house

You do not get credit for all the times you drive sober.

What's making me happy right now is thinking of Trump sitting/sleeping there, with ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA how hard he's losing.

Whenever someone uses the food making machine on Star Trek you notice they don’t high five each other and yell I AM A PROFESSIONAL CHEF

PA on The Mist: I don't remember there being a giant cat in the story boss Frank Darabont: This is just for blocking

I feel like the strategy for winning in this court is somehow, someway connecting Native Americans whatever you're arguing and you'll get Gorsuch and the Liberals, offer Kav a boilermaker and you're home free

This is America (complimentary)

Lmaooo

Neal Gorsuch when Native Americans are mentioned

Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

Made sure to visit my old stoop. Nonna Rosalia still lives across the street. Shout out to Skinny Joe's Skinny Hoes and Broad St McDonald's. I love that whomever lives there now added Adirondack chairs

Seeing all the court homies posting about Sauer getting worked

Balls and Strikes is not doing an April Fool's post this year The Supreme Court is hearing oral argument about birthright citizenship today, and that is a bad enough joke all on its own ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/birth...

Taking the kid to Zohran Mamdani's NYC today and we're riding Jersey Transit so she'll get to see this and I can't wait

so you want people to think you’re smart without doing the work. got it.

I don't even understand why ppl ever talked about Chuck Norris jokes in a world where Joe Mazzula exists

So what this describes is ethnic cleansing www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

Trump going to SCOTUS is funny

You needed an expert to tell you that lol

The White House will leak all day to juice the markets and then his speech will have no new information and just be his stump speech veering into how he won the 2020 election and we already won this war

He's gonna rip the biggest fart in the history of the country

Folks,

BREAKING: At tonight’s NYC-DSA electoral forum, @aoc.bsky.social committed to voting against “any spending on arms for Israel, including so-called defensive capabilities.”

Hey butthead

This shit made the FIFA game that year too.

How much did this cost the taxpayer

She also said on this forum tonight that she supports prosecuting members of the Trump cabinet

Haha this is funny

A common thing you hear from Journalism Knowers is something like "Do you want people to write 'and that is bad' every time?" and the answer is yes. I do want that.

States run elections, Orange Julius Caesar.

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Yeah.

Is woke back and evolving in response to the horrors of the Trump regime, or is that just the idle fantasy of progressives watching The Pitt?

Reflexive hatred of journalists and journalism as a whole is one of those right wing behaviors that doesn't get treated as such because the institution of journalism is in really bad shape, for reasons not actually journalist's fault. I am not a journalist so you cant get mad at me for saying this