Well,

Even the WaPo called this a decidedly partisan dub from the SCOTUS in case you were wondering how egregious all this shit os

One of the things I miss most covering the Philly restaurant beat was the random 2am voicemails from Chef Konstantintos Pitsillides drunk off ouzo railing on whatever he was angry at the moment, often that topic was Restaurant Week or some other dickhead chef doing dickhead things.

This sucks. The number of cases of Schlitz I went through playing Goldeneye could be measured in metric tons

Someone at this silent auction knew I was coming

Paul Verhoeven's muse

Louis CK:

Pretty big gamble for all the "hope he votes how I like" supporters of this guy seeing as he is trying to endlessly sell you on a fake version of himself that doesn't exist. He was a war tourist. No one sent him anywhere. He WANTS you to think that happened though

Throughout its 80-year history, the NBA has been built on rivalries. The next great one is about to take off. My latest: www.forbes.com/sites/bryant...

JD Vance's FB messenger

Some of the people interviewed are three-time Trump voters who nonetheless consider themselves political independents who distrust both parties, in case you needed another reminder of what that actually means

But guys the Data Centers are the same as <insert thing they are not the same as> so stop worrying about it.

Reuters said this is a positive

The fact that he listed the NBA and Apple (two brands that are famously reliant on the Chinese market) is funny enough, but adding on a person who is indistinguishable from the entire student section at a Tennessee Volunteers football game is the topper

In like, five years I am going to be reading somebody's book called How Bed-Stuy Became White 😞

Props to NPR for having a strong prompt game

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

It only becomes the dark ages if the main stream press and brands who built trust over decades shirks their responsibility to the readers and the voting public and follows along with these charlatans and oh

I love how every new show now is some form of a lesser Dallas

I never realized you could look both scared and uninterested at the same time.

"When a sexual harasser dies, we sign his wife's card. That's how Washington works." Veep is too real!!

When you can't afford Bobby you get

Burchett followed this statement by saying eating hot dogs at the ballgame was "kinda gay"

Taping a longer thing about this journey Monday but I wanted to say thanks to my friend @jamestylerespn.bsky.social for helping me prepare, thanks to @kenjennings.bsky.social for being the absolute GOAT, and thanks to Jeopardy for helping @selahnhc.bsky.social help so many people. www.selahnhc.org

Reuters thinks that amplifying inbred MAGA dolts helps Trump so he has a soundbite for his next raging gaggle on AF1. In reality, Trump lost the inflation voters that swept him into office long ago and this does nothing but further bury dirt on the corpse of Reuters as a media outlet

the murder of juniper blessing is a horrifying reminder of the campaign of violence being waged by the most powerful against the vulnerable and the environment of hate being encouraged on all sides of the political spectrum

I could never tell if that whole "Brooklyn 99 is copaganda" was some too online thing or if people actually believed it but if you choose to not watch Andre Braugher be funny as hell that's on you buddy

Kevin Costner's agent: Got a new script for you to look at Kevin Costner: Does it have horses Kevin Costner's agent: No Kevin Costner: I'm out

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

Me whenever someone wants to talk about fertility rates at any time in any context

That movie Hoppers was super cute. Felt like old school Pixar when they were cooking with gas.

The Final Jeopardy category was Obscure Seattle Seahawks

Hey guys

Hook, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Scrapper, and Scavenger

Man what the hell is going the fuck on man

Looked like Jazz getting thrown out by Uncle Phil

Also in my Top 10 all time

Me watching James Harden throw himself on the floor in the midst of a vintage James Harden playoff performance

Virginia should just proceed with the map anyway tbqh 🤷🏾‍♀️ reinstate the map their damn selves

“just go for it” 2026

Please sir may we have our maps lmao Fucking pathetic table scraps ass party. No spine. Virginia would say fuck it and do what the voters wanted anyway, but

Lol if you think Woke 2 is coming with the current crop of Dems you better recalibrate.

What’s the point of electing democrats who do shit like this

Me every Thanksgiving after 3 brown drinks

DELCO MENTIONED, IS HE A BONNER BOY

The reason people keep doing crimes for Trump is that you get rewarded for doing them, congratulations to Colorado's Dem governor for making sure we get more people trying to overturn elections on his behalf bsky.app/profile/kyle...

New York Times: If you're gonna crib our headline, you could at least credit Nick Judin and the Mississippi Free Press for first reporting it 2 days earlier. I'm glad this story is getting national attention. But Nick puts a lot of himself in these stories, and deserves credit (just as we'd do).