For the record, half of how Nick Fuentes gets spread around is that he works tirelessly to embody the “Worst person you know just made a great point” meme. All he needs is for enough people to spread it around and enough people not to know who he is for it to succeed. And it’s going quite well.

The trick is that you have to actually genuinely accept Christ. Which means, you know. Full repentance of all your wickedness. This isn't a new idea. Augustine talks about it at some length in his CONFESSIONS. "Lord, give me chastity, but not yet," etc.

now, see, unless im completely misremembering, it doesn’t matter. you can be as big a piece of shit as you want, “accept jesus into your heart” at the last minute, and get slurped up to the new jerusalem anyway.

Did Trump win in November because he showed grace and empathy to people who voted for Joe Biden in 2020? Politics is not an Afterschool Special. You put out a strong message about what's wrong, propose a compelling policy agenda, hope the economy cooperates and that's it. None of this mush.

do you know how much happier the rest of us would be if the rapture were to actually happen

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

nice

Oh no

Kirk du Soleil

*my wife, pleading* you can’t just call anything you don’t like AI *me, pointing at Bari Weiss* that’s AI

I know we all say this a lot, but goddammit he is so naturally (sometimes intentionally) funny, and in another, less horrific reality he could have amused us on the Hollywood Squares.

There is none more craven than Chuck Schumer.

I was driving on the freeway this afternoon and there was a big slow convoy of cars in the right lane with their hazards on, varying amounts and types of flags flying, stuff about Kirk taped to their windows, and as I saw all the faces we passed it hit me how many irredeemable chuds we’re stuck with

The Shining (1980)

*every ex-evangelical* we fucking told you so

I like the story Soderbergh tells of how he and his co-writer were about to step into a meeting to pitch a Riefenstahl biopic when he realized it was a terrible idea and desperately asked the writer if he had any other ideas they could pitch. He had one, and it was "Contagion."

We need a come away from Jesus moment.

I’m pretty sure we don’t need another documentary that “wrestles with Leni Riefenstahl’s legacy.” Human beings are complex animals capable of immense love and incalculable harm, and Nazis do Nazi shit. The latter renders the former irrelevant.

Tylenol finally getting it’s comeuppance after what was almost certainly an internal coverup of fault in the 1980s poisonings, but in the dumbest and most offensively stupid way possible.

ads for ICE might be the most evil thing I've seen on TV

I can think of a dozen reasons or so why the Minority Leader should endorse an incredibly popular young candidate, who also happens to be the party's nominee for the mayoralty of the largest and most important city in the country, which also happens to be where the Minority Leader is from.

Then Jesus told his disciples, “If anyone would come after me, let him deny himself, roll up on his cross and follow me.” Matthew 16:24

People say these guys are the new punk rock and that's totally wrong, but this might as well be the cover for an album by the Butthole Surfers, maybe called American Dream or Masturbation Sociopathy.

sunday night wistful ache setting in earlier every week. a testament to my efficiency.

Hnnngh I’m trying to hear the falconer but the gyre is dummy wide

the fact they're out here running "abigail spanberger will trans your kids" against one of the most conservative candidates out of the Democratic Party is a great example of why actually standing up for trans people, especially kids, is the only way to go

looking like a cenobite

Someone I respect very, very much asked if he could quote one of my skeets in his next book, and the moral here is that eventually anger and dick jokes pay off.

I hope so. It has been distressing this week to learn just how many people from all walks of life are wiling to pretend to grieve.

PBS hopes if they take it deep enough they’ll get their funding back, but they’re just simping for Nazis for free.

throat goat

every time some nameless weirdo saves one of my kirk posts i do that nervous little collar tug they do in cartoons

throat goat

Almost inevitably, a white liberal pundit who finds a way to “hear out” or “find commonalities” with white supremacists eventually starts saying depraved shit. I need to understand why that’s not the last strike for white people that it is for Black political observers.

now

unexpected ahegao

Accidentally called her malaria in the alt text

many years ago i read that fisher steven’s real name is steven fisher, but he changed it upon becoming an actor. i just realized it’s that knowledge that led to my brain insisting on pinker stevens.

it’s the law now that you have to pat me and be very nice to me all the time

As much as I hate these people and wish each and every one of them incalculable suffering, this is so querulous and desperate I visibly winced reading it.

they’re just doing the things we use as punchlines now.

somewhere a woman named janette is sandpapering a tinkerbell tattoo off her shoulder

Leave the driving of your bicycle to us. 自転車の運転ならお任せくださいっ☆

her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY

I miss when things were cool in this exact way. Like kozyndan and shit.

Trump is arguably not entirely insane, but he is surrounded by a few adoring admirers, and a thousand more willing to pretend to admiration if it means getting them what they want (victims, money, an ethnostate). Wealth and ease and unchecked power eat the mind like a prion disease.

A couple very good things happened today, both of which have long-term consequences, and at the risk of expressing hope and breaking my streak, I think I’m going to be ok. I want you to be able to say that, too, all of you.

telling me who to block? that’s a blocking.