Please share! I have $155 of $700 needed for Jan rent **18 days left** I'm 47, disabled single mom, in college, looking for work. PLEASE help or share if you can, every bit helps. PLEASE, we will be homeless if I don't get this. I'm anjaloafabread on Cash App, Venmo, PayPal. Thank you! 🩷🩷🩷

Going through every Academy Award for Best Actor in my lifetime because I wanted to get a sense of how often Robin Williams got shafted by the Academy and it seems to be (surprisingly) none; dude was nominated opposite "Wall Street," "My Left Foot," and "Silence of the Lambs. Denzel, though; hell.

One upsetting thing about the recent swing towards straight-up pseudoscientific eugenics is that it takes time away from the true purpose of genetics research: splicing chicken and cow DNA until we get something that lays eggnogs.

Just a *me* thing but holy hells I hate this season and everything about it. Adding the stress of my social safety thread (it hasn't been a net since the 90s) being trimmed makes me start rooting for the heart disease again.

you will be visited by 3 spirits

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. (got sidetracked and never actually answered this one)

It’s not too late to get a discounted shirt from my shop: www.teepublic.com/user/distant...

I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube! Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : ) @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

Why do I ever choose to talk to anyone? Seriously. No one wins.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity… (I agree with the preceding examples, as well)

Johnny Tsunami has left us and I am bereft. variety.com/2025/tv/obit...

I am upgrading my view on the sequel to "Ready or Not" from "Why?" to "Mild to moderate excitement," after seeing the recent trailer. (It has David Cronenberg AND Batmanuel!)

This is now my favorite typo from any newspaper, courtesy of the Guardian (sharing because I know many of my moots are big fans of 'The Death of Stalin').

I vow to do better with my alt-texting and worse with my language. Or at least less scatalogical and more generally profane. Christ-cocking fuckstacks. anisota.net/harvest

Drop someone Villainous 😈🖤😈

Never willingly having purchased Castor Oil in my life (as I am not from 1919), I was shocked to discover, deep in my medicine chest, a bottle old enough to vote and die for its country. Personally, I blame brownies hopped up on shrooms.

Fadi and Goma were the 351st and 352nd Palestinians murdered by Israel since the ceasefire.

When you argue with me this is who you’re arguing with

@profanity.accountant Hm.

Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild: devil ray bull shark elk coyote great horned owl

I'd love a five-second-delay in comments here, like they use for live footage of events where people may say "fuck," because it would allow me to the typos I only see 1 second AFTER I type literally anything ever.

As my official responsibility as a duly designated Angel of Joy's Death, I am preemptively reminding people that Mark Kelly is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Exxon Mobil, supported Lord Dampnut's EPA pick, and supported the grossly inhumane Laken Riley Act.

Too bad she won't live! But then again, who does, Charlie Brown?

A movie that takes place where you're from

So 86 Democratic cowards voted to condemn the "horrors of socialism" (and yes, the PA Turnpike is rough sometimes but horrors seems excessive). BUT. Two voted "present," the coward's way of cowardice. Meaning 88 Democrats are closet fascists. Nothing in fiction can ever be too obvious again.

Dipping a plain bagel into my coffee like a doughnut because I've lost control of my life.

PATTON: Well for one thing, Bill, they're being aggressively targeted at my friend's shows. And my shows when I let my "genius" friends perform. Also disabled people. Because people forget that I'm just a rich guy. BTW thanks for the opportunity to launder my image. Be sure to catch Dave in Riyadh!

Popped on here for about ten minutes and I'd like to request that every white dude do what I'm about to do: Shut the f**k up for a few hours. Because holy hopping bollocking shite you guys are extra awful at the moment.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.

In a world of constant nightmare garbage trash moving at ten thousand knots, I'd love a new CRPG that can run on my potato and has lots of juicy weird lore without being a punishing slog. Can I have this? Can i *buttons.* What the hell.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

The universe is inherently random, which means that when you apply human values to it, it is inherently unjust. We owe it to each other to try to balance the scales. This is something that the Democratic Party never comprehended, and certainly never cares about. A third way, or we're doomed.

Welcome to Target

Me flirting:

Here's my most embarrassing secret: when I am sorting things alphabetically, I am always singing the Alphabet Song in my head. I can't stop it, and occasionally I sing it under my breath without knowing. I am free now.

This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers

Still not accustomed to my new new physicality; how do you people deal with being *cold*? Being in the heat still sucks, but now the cold sucks too?!? Off to smoke a pack of Pall Malls and eat six gallons of coffee ice cream.

Drop something purple.

Andy...Andy, come here. I want to tell you something, man to...alleged human. This is what "no" means.

Some well off or connected person should send us one of these Red Magic 11 Pros so we can own something really cool for a small business we hope to eventually open. Also it looks so cool & could stand up to our clumsiness.

People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?