Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows. Does this sound familiar? Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."

sometimes people randomly like an old post and it makes me laugh

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

i’m bringing sexy back but it’s just me returning your mom

it’s late ireland go to bed

wow a hidden reply, what kind of malicious, awful reply are the devs protecting me from?? hey is there a way I can disable this crap, because it is annoying and it sucks

my sister (not that one the other one) was supposed to be induced yesterday and still has not been induced and everyone keeps asking how she’s holding up ok but what about how i’m holding up doesn’t anyone care about that

Gonna start referring to the bonkers federal cases that keep getting thrown out by juries as “sandwich courts” lmao

it’s the same picture

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

i would like the option to hide my own posts because when i first post something i'm like lol hell yeah and then an hour later i'm like oh shit oh fuck delete delete but the thing is what if eventually it would circle back around again you know

i know a lot of people have actual health concerns and it's probably irritating to listen to me cry about getting the sniffles or whatever, and i'm sorry about that (but also i'm gonna keep doing it because i'm a big jerk)

second-wave wokeism: 2WaWo battling darkness today for a brighter 2WaWo

i'm fine it's just that sometimes when i breathe it sounds like one of those screaming rubber chicken toys

um just a quick question for medsky: why are bodies

from the notes archive: that time i took my car in to the shop and they called me the next day

I just found a "post ideas" note I started a few months ago and clearly forgot about. This is what it said: platypussy

usually irritated to learn anything about dave portnoy but this is an exception

extreme makeover: white house edition

after the sandwich thrower gets acquitted it’s gonna be hoagie hunting season on the feds right, like this is obvious right

if you think i’m not listening to avril lavigne rn you are incorrect

no matter how many times you say “fuck cuomo” i will not do it

scrolling the timeline like

minutes after the polls close in new york, news agencies race to declare zohran mamdani as the city’s next mayor “fuck,” says chuck schumer, slapping his knee hard enough that it stings a little. “shit, ass, dick, fuck.”

ok i’ll bite, what is “NYC”

i know there's a lot of horrific stuff going on the world - fascism, genocide, elon musk's sex life - but it all pales in comparison to the suffering i'm currently experiencing due to minor cold symptoms let's just push pause on everything else ok because i need soup and i need tea ok let's go gang

imagine being the dem senate leader and being unable to say whether or not you voted for the dem mayoral candidate in your own goddamn city what a fuckin coward get these losers out of here my god

tinder profile that’s just screenshots of my little sister calling me king

Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”

[introducing my aloof wife] and this is my aloof wife

unfortunately i was not eligible to be the sexiest man alive because i’m dead inside

[introducing my aloof wife] and this is my aloof wife

i’m a mess i mean i’ve always been a mess but now i’m a mess who can’t sleep because of chest congestion

are you ignoring my reply or did a butt-ass algorithm hide it, has been a really irritating addition to my bluesky experience

illnesses affecting the throat are particularly nefarious because they interfere with the tried and true coping mechanisms of eating and drinking

they should invent a my throat that doesn't feel like that

i had brunch at peter benchley’s house (guy who wrote jaws and other things) so that puts me two to three hops from all of hollywood I AM HOLLYWOOD CONFIRMED

good one, but i’m not gonna click like bc i feel like i’ve been liking a lot of your posts and i’m trying not to be weird

it puts the lotion on its dry-ass face

never mind baseball sucks actually

ah fuck off

SICKO MODE